#phil!!

[gumy-shark]

coke n mentos ship is ritshou yes or you hate me/j

im sorry phil they’re too insane individually for me to put them as coke and mentos. that’s just what friendships between queer teens who didn’t even know queer was a thing is like i think

[mushroompoisoning]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bugsinthebayou]

tbh youre kinda bonkers slash pos

it’s the autism

[danielhowell]

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

[wdapteo]

hey everyone be careful

I don't know if anyone has talked about this, but lately this has been happening in other fandoms too. There'll be these bot accounts that straight up steals people's posts and adds "expand" "read more" "continue" as a link in the end of the post - DON'T CLICK ON THAT, it's most likely a malware or something of the like.

so if you see a post like this: no profile picture, something that looks reposted (I've seen this happening to artists too) and a link at the end, even if the post has tags, that's a bot. Block and report it.

stay safe, and I hope @staff finds a way to stop these bots soon!

[heyybeach]

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

[barblaz-arts]

Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.

Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Dan and Phil got sponsored by Lunchly and I cried.

[usersiren]

[titfor-tat]

I fucking love the Internet

[gumy-shark]

can i get a meme and also an @ in the ask game post

[mushroompoisoning]

IVE BEEN BOOPED THE.MAX AMMOINT???

I will break your notifications forever.

[bugsinthebayou]

💌

hi hi ! you're like me and brick's cousin :] hanging out w u is fun :]

[danielhowell]

you don’t need to imagine it anymore