#phan chairs

[wildtalon8]

one genre of memes i lowkey miss are ones from when Colors by Halsey was popular. maybe it was just my corner of tumblr, but there were so many posts on it. i want to see those aesthetic angsty ship edits again that went

"you were red...and you liked me because i was blue

But you touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky

...and you decided purple just wasn't for you"

[amid-fandoms]

space is just a word made up by someone who's afraid to get close

[pheroyyay]

do these latest instagram pics imply that phil is the bf that’s in charge of sunscreen application and sitting on his chair and looking pretty while dan is the bf who runs into the water and collects seashells for phil and digs the biggest hole he can

[matutito]

3am sleepy drawing

(WIP ..probably...)

[phandillion]

[gaymerhowell]

i feel dans rage honestly like i would do the same thing he did

[zackstriker]

hot take i think the june phannouncement is gonna be a podcast

[llama-sidekick]

Spooky Week Beats slap just saying

[purpurussy]

someone needs to make a guess remix x 2010/2011 dan edit cause it just works

i have literally connected these 2 dots before omg... i was thinking i can see dan loving this song for this exact reason lmfao. the billie "don't have to guess the color of your underwear already know what you've got going on down there" part unfortunately is very relevant. it was truly a dark time for men's fashion. anyway this would be a great edit you're right anon

[mothmans-cumrag]

The severe trauma flashbacks caused by these chairs in Körperwelten Heidelberg... I am unwell

[simplydnp]

phil warning dan about the boxes being wobbly before he sits on one 🥺

[oldphanny]

i was with some friends the other day and one of them used to watch dnp casually and they asked everyone what they thought about phil going blonde. i felt weird and didn't know what to do so i pretended i hadn't seen it as if i didn't reblog 128 pictures of it on my secret dnp tumblr.

one of the friends there knows i'm going to tit tour but thankfully they didn't say anything, except for when another person asked who phil is and my friend was like "that's a youtuber, from phil and dan" and looked at me and went "right?". that friend only knows about dnp because i forced them to take the dining chair test the other day.

this isn't really asking for advice or anything but it was just a very daunting situation and i NEEDED to share.

it isn't really a friendgroup i would feel comfy to share my phannie status with, they're cool but a very different type of person soooo yeah. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

Thank you for sharing! 'Phil and Dan' is wild, and I probably would have cracked cause I probably wouldn't have been able to help myself. But I get remaining undercover in real-world situations like that. I'm so sick of I guess 'cringe culture', like if something makes someone happy, then why judge but idk

I also love that your friends only exposure to dnp besides knowing you like them/are going to tit is their dining chairs lol I'd love to hear a full explanation of who dnp are from their pov.

(1/2)

[amid-fandoms]

bro fell off the chair one too many times now the chair gets it

[dan-whoell]

had a dream the phagenda was revealed to be them releasing a pick-up sticks game, but it was made of old spaghetti painted silvery gold. to celebrate they held an event with a giant version, except it wasn't giant spaghetti it was a giant plate with a looooot of regular sized spaghetti. also the event was held in my backyard for some reason? (i live in a nothing town in florida there's zero reason to have their launch event here)

anyway i very distinctly remember dan standing in my kitchen, poking the spaghetti game with a fork and talking about how fun it is. "you can play with friends, a partner, or just whoever's around really."

also as a collective our response was "a weird spaghetti game... thanks..." somehow there was zero discourse which was the least realistic part tbh

[fizzyphan]

Okay random poll time cuz im bored

[serendipnpipity]

all albums on spotify for compharison >:)