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[oldphanny]

re: dan's ass discourse

the reason it comes off as big is because he has wide hips. but the ass itself is flat.

:0

....Relatable.

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[oldphanny]

dan is fucking ken

I thought dan was fucking phil?

[oldphanny]

HOW. WAS. THE. SHOW. ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

AAAAHHH Sorry, I did see your asks earlier, but today has been such a blur cause I only went to sleep at 3am, so I've been napping on and off all day and kept forgetting!!

(I'm an old soul that requires 23 hours of sleep a day)

THE SHOW WAS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!! Thank you for asking :)

However, the more I read and the more I'm answering questions, the more I'm realising that we were missing a lot of props. And obviously, the entire set!

So I like to lovingly refer to my version of tit as 'Bogan Tit' (thanks australian customs!!)

We were missing:

(Starting off with the ones I noticed from seeing spoilers on here prior to the show)

The set - we got a projection like Brisbane did. I don't know whether the same happened in Brisbane, but a bunch of the videos lagged or didn't play properly at all. Honestly, it just led to funnier moments, like Dan weirdly stomping over to the screen and yelling, "WELL THAT WAS A GREAT VIDEO!!!" When the clips for the tour bus conspiracy didn't play lol

The Golden Pig - I'm guessing the golden pig was supposed to be there but Phil managed to find a Golden Koala piggy bank at Woolies as a replacement (who he declared was named Clint, which Dan side eyed lol)

The Dioramas and Dolls - We had bunnings boxes cut up and with a background printed onto them while the dan and phil dolls were replaced with Obi-wan (Dan) and Goku (Phil). I would have loved to have seen PJ and Sophie's work but, again, it honestly made it funnier to have Obi-wan and Goku 'wrestle'?

Phils Silicone Abs - This was the biggest disappointment for me personally 🥲 I don't know when the Abs were supposed to come out through the whole boxing bit but phil just wore a blue singlet. Sucks but obviously shit happens and that's out of their control. I did have the aisle seat because someone wanted to trade seats so I had both dan and phil fly by me (and Dan collapse on the ground in view of my seat) so I really can't complain too much! I'm pretty sure Phil and I made eye contact for a split second before he sped off at a speed I didnt know was possible for him, so heeeyy I'll take it over the Silicone titties

The screen that gets smashed over dans head at the end of the boxing match/ Confetti- it was an officeworks box cut to look like a screen with like paper as the screen. I don't know whether that was supposed to be a better prop? Everyone around me laughed when the officeworks logo was visible on the side. Also, I'm assuming Confetti was supposed to fall out of it? But nothing really came out besides a bunch that got stuck to dans shoulder when he stood back up, which Phil came over and preened off of him 🥲🥲 Dan later on in the bit shook the boxes aggressively so the confetti did fly out over the stage but I'm assuming that wasn't supposed to happen? I'm not sure if this is the confetti you were referring to or whether there was supposed to be more? I didn't notice any other confetti, so perhaps no?

Phan bucks - I was not close enough to the stage to say whether they were the authentic phan bucks or some form of replacement, but something was sprayed out into the front row with one of those money guns.

Foam Fingers - No, I honestly don't know what you were referring too... which I guess means we missed out 🥲

BUT DESPITE ALL THIS, I LOVED THE SHOW! Clearly, they put a lot of work into making the show still feel seamless, and had I not been a chronic tumblr user, I wouldn't have noticed anything was wrong! They really carried themselves well and I loved Bogan Tit, I wouldn't have had it any other way <3 It kind of makes it more special since our show was slightly different :)

I would be interested to see the full show some day if they do post a recording to know how different it really was, but I'm so happy with my experience!! The audience was fantastic and cheering the entire time, so I hope that easied they're anxiety on not having everything to plan <3

[oldphanny]

out of dan and phil - who is barbie and who is ken?

Phil is Barbie and Dan's just Ken for sureeee

[oldphanny]

Controversial: dan howell has a flat ass. Argue.

If arse flat, explain this

Or this

[oldphanny]

i'm simping for this entire video. the matching crop tops???? dans commentary? phil making the top joke?? im living there now

You're telling me they were CROP TOPSSSSSS

[oldphanny]

b how does the poll already have 14k votes 😭 the end of the week is gonna be insane

I dont know eli, but im sweating o_o"

I think it'll be close, but I'm hoping that we'll remain in the lead like the last poll. I don't know the extent of the Jedus fandom, though. I'd never heard of it until these polls, so I'm really just guessing?

I know how huge and fierce the supernatural community is on Tumblr, and we managed to win on that poll. So I'm hoping that the Jedus community isn't as big, but I guess they did make it to the final...

I'm honestly just praying to Sister Daniel and Father Philip to pull through 🙏

[oldphanny]

dan assisting his elderly boyfriend walk lol i'm crying

Not elderly 💀💀💀 omg hahahaha

[oldphanny]

HAVE FUN AT TIT!!!!! <3

EEEEEE!!! Thank you soo much, I will!!! :) I'm so excited!!

I got a general ticket so I'm not on my way yet but I wanna get there early to hopefully get a pack of photocards!! And a hat if they have them!! Eeeeeee!!!

I'm leaving in like half an hour for the train, and I can't stop bouncing off the walls!!! Yippee ^_^ <33

[oldphanny]

Wait I missed it what's bwagfeo

It's from this post

Everyone's sort of run with the idea as if it were a real video and are adding onto it. :)

[oldphanny]

Fave amazingphil and fave Dan video/s?

Oh booyyyyy ummmmmmmm

For Phil I think my current favourite is his video about helping Steve the Pigeon because it's just so adorable how much time and effort Phil put into saving this random pigeon during COVID/Hiatus times. I also love the Phass Incident video lol.

And Dan omg ummm I think just any 'Reasons Why Dan's a Fail' video because 💫nostalgia💫

[oldphanny]

joining in on the ass discourse: i think he has a very normal ass, he just wears these pants that start baggy and end tight around his ankles and that makes it look flatter i think

Absolutely!!! And the fact that he didn't wear a belt for years didn't help!!! Like some men's pants are just really baggy at the top, even if their skinny legs.

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[oldphanny]

here to give my thoughts on the ass debate:

i think dan has a pretty normal ass but it seems small in comparison to phils

Thats the hill I'm on phriend!! Anyone's ass would look flat next to phils dumpy ����

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[oldphanny]

Rumor: joey graceffa once tried to kiss dan howell at a party and phil lester made him fall down the stairs

Hahahahahaahha, I've heard for ages that Joey's got a crush on Dan, but that's honestly so funny. I can imagine Joey trying something, but I can't imagine Phil trying to hurt him!! Not that Phil wouldn't say some strong words or something, but I don't think he'd actually make him fall down the stairs.

Maybe bumped into him with his dump truck 🤷‍♂️

[oldphanny]

Party panic! if you could meet any era of early dan and phil and tell them whatever you want (they won't remember it when you leave just have a weird sense of foreboding) what era and what would you say

[Looll I'm so sorry I literally blanked straight after posting about being awkward at the party and totally forgot to get back to the asks sent 😅]

Damn this is so hard!! Like if it's me with a time machine going back to early versions of dnp I think it would be hilarious to just appear and rattle off dumb lore that probably wouldn't have been public at the time or start 'predicting' their futures like some sort of doomsday, aluminium hat weirdo. Like turning up in the background of the first PINOF to spew jibberish about TiT that'll make so sense to them and disappear without a trace.

But to provide a thoughtful answers too, I think I would honestly go back and meet them during ii/hiatus era and literally just tell them they're doing great and to take it easy. I just imagine it would have been such a stressful period for both of them and now knowing that extent, I feel like I would just be so thankful and like 'please look after yourselves omg'.

[oldphanny]

got my partner of 4 years to watch a little dnp with me and he told me he thinks phil is ugly and dan is way funnier. where is this relationship going?

Oooooofffftttt that's rough. Look, unfortunately, I've seen this as a common phase amongst non phannies throughout the years but it can be fixed with excessive exposure.

(Like playing amazingphil videos into his ear while he sleeps so he's dreaming of how beautiful and funny Phil is)(phrainwashing is always the answer)