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[oldphanny]

re: dan's ass discourse

the reason it comes off as big is because he has wide hips. but the ass itself is flat.

:0

....Relatable.

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[oldphanny]

dan is fucking ken

I thought dan was fucking phil?

[oldphanny]

out of dan and phil - who is barbie and who is ken?

Phil is Barbie and Dan's just Ken for sureeee

[oldphanny]

Controversial: dan howell has a flat ass. Argue.

If arse flat, explain this

Or this

[oldphanny]

i'm simping for this entire video. the matching crop tops???? dans commentary? phil making the top joke?? im living there now

You're telling me they were CROP TOPSSSSSS

[oldphanny]

dan assisting his elderly boyfriend walk lol i'm crying

Not elderly 💀💀💀 omg hahahaha

[oldphanny]

Fave amazingphil and fave Dan video/s?

Oh booyyyyy ummmmmmmm

For Phil I think my current favourite is his video about helping Steve the Pigeon because it's just so adorable how much time and effort Phil put into saving this random pigeon during COVID/Hiatus times. I also love the Phass Incident video lol.

And Dan omg ummm I think just any 'Reasons Why Dan's a Fail' video because 💫nostalgia💫

[oldphanny]

joining in on the ass discourse: i think he has a very normal ass, he just wears these pants that start baggy and end tight around his ankles and that makes it look flatter i think

Absolutely!!! And the fact that he didn't wear a belt for years didn't help!!! Like some men's pants are just really baggy at the top, even if their skinny legs.

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[oldphanny]

here to give my thoughts on the ass debate:

i think dan has a pretty normal ass but it seems small in comparison to phils

Thats the hill I'm on phriend!! Anyone's ass would look flat next to phils dumpy 😤

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[oldphanny]

Rumor: joey graceffa once tried to kiss dan howell at a party and phil lester made him fall down the stairs

Hahahahahaahha, I've heard for ages that Joey's got a crush on Dan, but that's honestly so funny. I can imagine Joey trying something, but I can't imagine Phil trying to hurt him!! Not that Phil wouldn't say some strong words or something, but I don't think he'd actually make him fall down the stairs.

Maybe bumped into him with his dump truck 🤷‍♂️

[oldphanny]

Party panic! if you could meet any era of early dan and phil and tell them whatever you want (they won't remember it when you leave just have a weird sense of foreboding) what era and what would you say

[Looll I'm so sorry I literally blanked straight after posting about being awkward at the party and totally forgot to get back to the asks sent 😅]

Damn this is so hard!! Like if it's me with a time machine going back to early versions of dnp I think it would be hilarious to just appear and rattle off dumb lore that probably wouldn't have been public at the time or start 'predicting' their futures like some sort of doomsday, aluminium hat weirdo. Like turning up in the background of the first PINOF to spew jibberish about TiT that'll make so sense to them and disappear without a trace.

But to provide a thoughtful answers too, I think I would honestly go back and meet them during ii/hiatus era and literally just tell them they're doing great and to take it easy. I just imagine it would have been such a stressful period for both of them and now knowing that extent, I feel like I would just be so thankful and like 'please look after yourselves omg'.

[oldphanny]

got my partner of 4 years to watch a little dnp with me and he told me he thinks phil is ugly and dan is way funnier. where is this relationship going?

Oooooofffftttt that's rough. Look, unfortunately, I've seen this as a common phase amongst non phannies throughout the years but it can be fixed with excessive exposure.

(Like playing amazingphil videos into his ear while he sleeps so he's dreaming of how beautiful and funny Phil is)(phrainwashing is always the answer)

[oldphanny]

I think it's funny that you call yourself oldphanny because I'm nearly 10 years your senior

My physical form may not be that old, but my mental form has been aged decades by the constant bombardment of phandom havoc.

Plus, when I came back to tumblr at the end of last year, I felt like everyone was a teenager/early twenties. But I have been very wrong, there are quite a few blogs that I follow that are in their thirties which is really awesome honestly! I love the diversity within the phandom.

My user before this was 'danisnotonsnapchat' which I felt was pretty outdated. (I think it was anyway, I've changed my username a number of times throughout the years). Don't worry, I wasn't 16 with this username lol.

[oldphanny]

glad to hear im not the only one who looks at tumblr posts from entirely different fandoms and immediately thinks "huh i don't get it, what does this have to do with dnp??"

[oldphanny]

i was with some friends the other day and one of them used to watch dnp casually and they asked everyone what they thought about phil going blonde. i felt weird and didn't know what to do so i pretended i hadn't seen it as if i didn't reblog 128 pictures of it on my secret dnp tumblr.

one of the friends there knows i'm going to tit tour but thankfully they didn't say anything, except for when another person asked who phil is and my friend was like "that's a youtuber, from phil and dan" and looked at me and went "right?". that friend only knows about dnp because i forced them to take the dining chair test the other day.

this isn't really asking for advice or anything but it was just a very daunting situation and i NEEDED to share.

it isn't really a friendgroup i would feel comfy to share my phannie status with, they're cool but a very different type of person soooo yeah. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

Thank you for sharing! 'Phil and Dan' is wild, and I probably would have cracked cause I probably wouldn't have been able to help myself. But I get remaining undercover in real-world situations like that. I'm so sick of I guess 'cringe culture', like if something makes someone happy, then why judge but idk

I also love that your friends only exposure to dnp besides knowing you like them/are going to tit is their dining chairs lol I'd love to hear a full explanation of who dnp are from their pov.

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[oldphanny]

spooky week and boops are back - what a blessed week (blessed by Sister Daniel, amen)

Hell yea, amen 🙏 🙌