#pff lol

[faemorningstar]

my brother sent me this thread a few days ago, leading to this joke:

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

[blackghostm2o]

One time a friend of mine called Cowboy bebop

“Cowboy Bobibobi ” and my soul left my body, lmfao.

[uhohgottashreep]

trying to collect my thoughts about The Bad Boys (that is, jimmy grian and joel)

like. joel and grian are by far the most bloodthirsty people on the server ("aw i'm not the boogey :(" and grian's 3L murder spree while green). meanwhile jimmy is constantly referenced as the most likely to die. they're all horrible chaotic influences on each other, they're egging one another on -- but then they hasten to warn each other about leaf waterlogging on bucket jumps. they spend their afternoons quietly fishing in their little wooden clubhouse... then go back to doing property damage and stealing things and setting fires

it's two short + one tall, but the one tall is all ineffectual bravado and the two short are these totally unhinged berserkers

"we're the only ones allowed to bully jimmy" + "i love my terrifying murderous besties" energy, is this making sense??? they're driving me mad

[jet-teeth]

A bit late, but I hope that those who celebrate Halloween had a good time! Have some goofy goobers

(I sure had fun, it's the first time I hadn't celebrated that one alone in...many years, I don't think I want to count LOL) It's been over a decade since I carved any pumpkins too, so that was fun to do again! Ofc I had to attempt a Creature hehe

[harryzroze]

HES HERE HES HERE AAAA

[pinkdreamcollectorsworld]

I want to start writing fics, and just in general. If anyone has any recommendations or tips they'd be willing to share, send them my way! (Please 👉👈)

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

The girl the woman

[lemongogo]

anyways . silly thing

[pestercide]

Spooky Month 6: Hollow Sorrows | Moloch

[rowynri]

hehe! love these guys :D

[mintytealfox]

I was thinking about a Nortalice kiddo and was thinking "what if..."

What if their daughter seeks revenge, to avenge her parents and the life she could have had before they were stolen from her at a young age. She found herself lost in the wildwest and taken in by a saloon owner. Talking with the rough and tough she learns that she can seek revenge. So, she spends her every waking moment doing everything she can to hone her craft and sets out on her vengeful path. Doing everything she can to get her hands as dirty as possible to get an invitation to the manor and find her final target.

"I've got two shots for ya, do you want to feel them both?"

---

"I could have been a respectable person, but since you took my life from me, I decided to live a rich life on the run under that shining sun, doin my daddy proud don't you think?"

"What about your mother?"

-rolls the barrel of her gun and cocks it- "finding the truth... and seeking justice"

----

Dorothy - Rest In Peace

Dorothy - Gun In My Hand

[arthrobug]

Babyfrog art I doodled along with a sketch comic; Something I don't headcanon in general but a silly romantic Rayfrog idea: As a tadpole Bullfrog had one of those 'celebrity crushes' on Rayman but like every one of those it wasn't that serious to him (aro king)

[blauri-doodles]

“Su- su- su- supernova!🌠”

[misc-obeyme]

MC Looking Fabulous Part 2

As requested by @hakirachan, here is part two of MC Looking Fabulous. MC normally wears casual clothes, but they show up at a party looking amazing. This is the dateables and Luke reacting.

I know requests are closed at the moment, but I wanted to do this lol. Also I was already planning on reopening them tonight.

As with the first one, I tried to keep MC gender neutral and so their outfit is not described.

Thank you for the request!

GN!MC

Warnings: None!

Diavolo

Stunned at first, but after he gets over the initial surprise, you watch his face light up. He’s practically grinning as he comes to your side, acting polite and welcoming you to the party. Everybody watches the future demon king at events like this and now everybody is watching you, too. Diavolo is aware of this, but it’s clear he’s only interested in you.

Tells you how stunning you look. He likes everything you wear, of course. Human fashion trends are so interesting! But there’s no denying you’ve put in extra effort for the party. If you’ve worn something he gave you, he will recognize it immediately.

He’s practically sparkling at you. Anyone else would likely be starstruck being in his presence, but Diavolo is giddy about being near you. If he’s in his demon form, he’ll always keep a wing held around you, even if it’s not touching you. It’s a subtle indication to others that you’re under his protection.

Will definitely want you to dance with him. Asks you with princely demeanor, leading you out to the dance floor. Easily moves you through the steps. To everyone else, the two of you look like a fairy tale. But in the small space that remains between you, his smile and conversation fill you with ease and comfort. He’s so happy to get to hold you like this tonight, MC.

Barbatos

Smiles knowingly. While it’s true that you normally dress quite casually, he had no doubt that you could dress to the nines when it suited you. He’s not surprised, but he is impressed. Watches you for some time as you move through the room. You’re not even aware of it at first until he makes eye contact with you. His regard flusters you. You know you've caught his attention.

Eventually makes his way over to you. Bows to you courteously. Compliments you on your outfit. Notices the details and will point out one or two things about it. Mentions how he would love to make you an outfit himself for the next grand event if you would allow him to. He is fully captivated by you, MC.

Doesn’t feel the need to be near you all night, but he’ll be secretly thrilled if you decide to stick by him. If you wander off, though, you can be sure his eyes will regularly search the room for you. He wants to be aware of you at all times. You are like a warm beacon, attracting his notice at every moment.

When you seem unoccupied, he will ask you dance. His poise and the way he guides you stuns everyone present. People stop to watch, but he is only focused on you. If you start to get nervous from all the attention, he’ll distract you by saying something sweet. You forget about everyone else pretty quickly since Barbatos rarely says anything about his own feelings for you. When he does, it’s thoroughly distracting.

Simeon

Oh, MC. He’s overwhelmed. Of course it doesn’t matter what you wear, it’s your soul that always dazzles him. Still he can tell how much effort you’ve put into your look tonight and he’s overcome by it. He wants to approach you immediately, but he hangs back. It’s nice just to watch you from afar as well.

Waits until you make your way to him. When you do, he showers you in compliments while trying not to sound too much like he’s gushing. It’s just such a departure from your usual look, you’ve got everyone staring at you. He’s happy you’ve made some time to talk to him.

Another one who won’t stay attached to you all night. He’ll even try to act like he’s not watching you. But in the end, he finds he’s always aware of your location. You’re just too magnetizing.

Waits until you’ve danced with a few other people before asking you. Can’t help but notice the way everyone is watching. He knows it’s an unusual sight for them - a human and an angel dancing together in the Devildom. He knows you both must look quite stunning. Smiles softly and turns his attention fully on you. Elated that you’re here in his arms.

Solomon

Not surprised that you could look so fabulous, but a little surprised that you chose to go all out. He knows about your tendency to go with comfortable clothes over flashy ones. He would have expected you to show up in something nice, but simple. So he can’t help but take in your elaborate outfit. It looks perfect on you.

Watches you for a bit before approaching. He wants to watch everyone else’s reactions to you, but finds he can’t wait to tell you how amazing you look. Ends up going over to you sooner than he was planning just so he can comment on your look.

If he sees you’re wearing something he gave you, he won’t say anything, but the look in his eyes changes. It’s clear that it means a lot to him. Acts like it’s no big deal, chatting and laughing with you as he always does. Asks you to dance and acts the same way, like nothing is different.

When you’re done dancing, though, he’s going to pull you aside somewhere quiet where he can allow himself to get serious with you. You blow him away, MC. Every day you surprise him somehow. Every moment he gets to be by your side gives him a moment of peace.

Luke

What! M-MC! You look like an angel!! Runs up to you immediately while everyone else is still staring in awe. Tells you how great you look, asks you questions about your outfit, and is generally just excited. Calms down a bit after a minute, but stays by you. Doesn’t want to leave you.

Takes your hand and brings you over to the dessert table. Tells you all about how he helped Barbatos and Simeon make a lot of them. Wants you to try them, but be careful! You don’t want to get any food on your gorgeous outfit. Takes it upon himself to make a little plate of treats for you. These are the best ones, trust him.

Might blush a little when asking you to dance. Barbatos taught him how and he’s been practicing with the butler and the Purgatory Hall boys nearly every day! Like you could even think about refusing the cute little angel. Of course you accept and you are indeed impressed with Luke’s ability. You tell him he’s doing a great job and he beams at you.

Gets a little tired before the night is over. Sit down with him and he’ll eventually doze off. Won’t fight you if you rearrange him so his head is in your lap. He’ll get embarrassed about it when he wakes up. Might even complain about being treated like a child. But he’s just so cute like that, you really can’t help yourself.

masterlist | part 1 with the brothers | Thank you for reading!

[flowery-king]

I got invited to my friend's minecraft server pff

[denziru]

AU STUFF

Drought!NSH or Droughter!NSH is on a journey :)

i have more stuff for this au but rn im busy fdkjg

Totally didnt have this in the backburner for 3 weeks nope, i added a lil description of what and why ehe