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doomedtokill · 2 months ago

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Evan reacting to Bartys messages without responding and Barty getting progressively more mad and starts spamming him, Evan just sits there smiling as he ends the argument by sending his response with a slam affect

#barty comes down stairs in a strop #petty man #typical behaviour #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr

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vamprisms · 9 months ago

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lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive

#if a man is sad and petty he might as well be turning his back and fleeing from me in my hunting territory during winter

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it #and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute #sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist #sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it #and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event #he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking #every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together #their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat #absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them #this is perfection #anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday #see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans

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cup-o-stars · 4 months ago

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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤

(Featuring way too many drawings)

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chiptrillino-art · 4 months ago

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Something we don't consider enough in Howl!AU zukka. Is Zuko harassing the old man sokka. but he does so with young sokka as well hm...

idk how to post these but crused blond zuko and sokka aged compared to his youthful look side by side

(ID in ALT text) i tried with blond zuko, but i really can't commit to that sorry

#atla #zuko #sokka #zukka #Howl!AU #only me thinking of zuko absolutley not caring what age sokka is #and just ready to show him all day long how much he just wants to to be sappy and cute with him?#while also not caring that he is gona brake the old mans back #-rumanges though my doodles that are screaming to be done-#though snapping sokka s spine in two or plowing out his back is for sure on zukos mind a few times a day #between the one or the other petty fight they have #in zukos defence what is ther enot to love about sokka???

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phantomrose96 · 1 year ago

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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

#barbie #barbie movie #also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying #'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism'#everyone would HATE her #but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah #(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)

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maynardotheratman · 2 months ago

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I love how Bedelia is like “If you release Hannibal he is going to kill me and a bunch of other people” and Will is like “Tehee I know” 🤭

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands #will graham #Will Graham supporting his husband’s murderous ways #Will Graham is petty #I love evil Will #Will Graham is a petty motherfucker #honestly I support it #I support Will Graham’s rights and wrongs #Will Graham loves Hannibal Lector #He’s in denial but this proves it #Will Graham is jealous #and possessive #hannibal lecter #Just a autistic man and his court mandated psychopath #(Hannibal isn’t exactly a psychopath but it’s just funny to say)

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joejhang · 2 months ago

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I LOVE JEAN "get my wife's pretty name out of your mouth" MOREAU

#jean: kevin is a petty bitch. he's an obnoxious diva.#also jean: he's earned the right to be arrogant. keep his name out of your ignorant mouth #the duality of man #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #tsc #kevin day #jean moreau #zoe yaps

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equill · 6 months ago

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Sukea stuff

Extra: realization

It’s been a while

Panel 1: smile

Comic 2: Caught red handed

you’re his son

Extra: conversation

he just picking on him

Comic 3: You’re grounded.

#naruto #naruto fanart #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #sakumo hatake #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #naruto uzumaki #naruto sukea #fanart #art #my art #sketch #drawing #digital art #I like the idea of sakumo no matter what will always recognized his son #even if kakashi hides everything and it just reaches to a comical point #like he could change his WHOLE appearance and scent and whatever and sakumo takes one glance and goes “that’s my son :D“#where obito doesn’t realize it until WAY later on (it’s like a nagging feeling but he ignores it)#I like to think both gai and obito would share the mindset of “I’ve seen this man somewhere but where???“#Sukea (Kakashi) immediately gets self conscious when near Sakumo #because some people will put it together if they stare long enough at their faces next to each other #team 7 would absolutely go to sakumo to spill the tea on what his son is doing to them #and somewhere in the village Kakashi is feeling impending doom #sakumo ends up just messing with both kakashi and his genin team (though he’ll just lightly reprimand his son)#btw kakashi is not sorry (next training lesson he'll have his petty revenge)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #poseidon #odysseus #Continuing my running theme of bird gods - Poseidon is an albatross!#Following the whole theme of sailor’s superstitions - one must never hurt an albatross. Lest misfortune be upon ye.#This comic was a lot funnier in my head (though that might be attributed to the fact I’ve had so little time to draw lately -#So all my comics take a a few days to finish... I have more time to get pessimistic and weary of the joke not landing.)#But I hope fellow Odyssey fans can appreciate my vision for a critically underrated scene.#I am once again here to let all those uninitiated know about how funny the Odyssey is.#Poseidon flung himself from Ethiopia to the Mediterranean sea to vibe check a shriveled sobbing man.#Now *that’s* what I call petty bitch behaviour.#I will be back with more comics - ones that are a lot funnier than this one.#Nausicaa's scene is next. If you know you know.#(Thank you again to everyone who chimed in to let me know there *was* overlap and an interest in me posting more Odessey comics!)

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umblrspectrum · 6 months ago

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i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me

#i think she'd be petty enough to do this if rebecca actually lived #flirting with her man. unacceptable. eats #the trend of uzi in the suit and n in the dress is the funniest shit ever to me. n would be so willing to wear a dress #and she'd totally wear her combat boots over the pants. they're not going anywhere #she should be allowed to say fuck #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #i can finally tag it myself exclamation mark #biscuit bites #uzi x n #murder drones nuzi #lizzy was recording it to send it to v i swear shes not just playing subway surfers #i dont understand outfit design in the slightest im just making it up as i go #ill figurre out a speechbubble design for uzi later im tired #oh yeah uhhh #murder drones rebecca #murder drones lizzy #hope i didnt forget anything ok bye

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cherrytraveller · 2 years ago

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can’t have SHIT in this family

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mysterycitrus · 4 months ago

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dan watters writing dick graysons haterisms…… the way we have NEVER been more back

#im rattling my tin cup like give that man his petty bitchiness #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #spokes

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egophiliac · 20 days ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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arkarti · 3 months ago

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Willry

Slight AU where William is a bit nicer/cares at the beginning. Set before anything bad happens.

#william afton #henry emily #willry #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #artists on tumblr #wow such good friends having some casual conversation #doomed old man yaoi real #100% drawn out of spite and pettiness for that psycho that stalks me on instagram <3 hope they will block me now

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sevilynne · 3 months ago

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"Snape was just petty."

Ahh... Yes... Years of tormenting, getting SA'd infront of the whole school, and almost getting killed is just being petty... SUREE...

#marauders era #severus snape #pro severus snape #harry potter #marauders #marauders slander #i fucking hate sirius black #i fucking hate james potter #remus lupin needs to take accountability for doing nothing as a prefect #pettigrew needs to stop being petty and grow #fuck the marauders #we love severus snape #sirius is not a gay twink he is a man who needs to be ashamed #fuck james for SA'ing sev #Lily holding her laugh from Sev being harassed is NOT being a good friend #crazy lore #the prank #stan severus snape

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