#petezahut

[lectern-fullcauldron]

Did some thinking about the ideal team for a ZombieCleo MCC debut and I think I have one. (The aim is not to produce a winning team, but a team where Cleo has a good time and considers playing again).

The first player on this team is Cubfan135, the golden retriever that accompanies any nervous cheetah. His focus is teamwork and he adapts to meet the energy of people he plays with. He and Cleo have been playing together for years (and he's great at minecraft), so he's my first pick.

The second is Scott Smajor. He's allied with Cleo in every life series so far, and he's been teaching them bits of PvP. The two match each other with perfect catty commentary and would be a great matchup.

The final member of this team is Hbomb94 (or Petezahut, but Hbomb won overall). H knows what he's doing and excels at it, but he always has time for his teammates. H is collecting hermits, so Cleo would join that club, as well as having someone on the team with bucketloads of advice, strategy, and coaching.

[wolfclaire]

What's all the juicy details of horrific stuff Void Rat Griboy has done? :3

Hi, thank you for your ask!

So..there had been many, many things he had done. Some of them are mentioned in the story, some were implied.

I will count everything from begining to his "unfortunate" end. This might be triggering to some people so you have been warned.

In his conquest for power, he murdered many, many people. He lost count after the 30th guy. Between all of them, there were versions of himself.

After becoming parasite of void, there had been even more murders, manipulation, code breaking, torutures to see and test just how far and how powerful he is.

Taking advantage of people (ie rape)

There had been kidnapping, many before he even found Pixlriffs

Code manipulation and body modification/horror against their will (Pixlriffs is turned into a statue)

Dream team wasnt kidnapped, but still was manipulated to do his 1st Life.

Lying and forgery

More murders and manipulations

2nd Life with SBI and False, Hbomb and Petezahut (they werent there willingly).

Manipulation, gaslighting, abuse. More body horror (POV screens). Soul stealing.

Leaving countless of worlds unstable because of how he took his Players (unstable code, it is a miracle some of the worlds didn't collaple/ended)

3rd Life

Amnesia. Memory manipulation. More kidnapping.

Last life. Double life.

Everything he did to Scar and Pearl.

Deleting body parts and code

Forcing everyone to play by his rules

Stealing magic, code, body parts

Deleting Tilly, Moth and Thornling Gem and many more

[beenania]

Petezahut's in the bottom 30 this round, please pete you have to make it to the finale so you can continue your gay rivalry with Bad ToT

[hermithomebase]

Petezahut and gumi hard launching and captainsparklez and kara Corvus hard launching why is it so simple for the hets

IM SORRY?? KARA AND THE CAPTAIN??? CAN I GET A SOURCE???

[fragranceman]

the way hannah is treated by the community has always been batshit insane to me. just because she's better than your fave and she has the balls to not pretend like she doesn't know it and bend over backwards to please the assholes in the community doesn't mean she crazy or overly competitive.

like we all know if she shut the fuck up abt being actually good and went "oh yeah i guess i just got lucky" every time she did smt awesome the situation would be different. and that's what is expected of her, same as all women in gaming spheres. but like, she would just face a different type of backlash if she did that anyways so. why the fuck would she.

she's consistenly been a A or S tier player. she consistenly runs her teams well and gotten high scores for everyone, there's no reason she should pretend she isn't way better then the people there. because you don't expect sapnap or petezahut to do that.

love that we're still diagnosing women with female hysteria in 2023, now it's just over minecraft championships apparently.

[lovelosescongrats]

ranking mcc skins: mcc20

reject the reddit mcc players tier list, embrace the skin tier list. /hj

before we get into the madness that is me, a sapphic ranking pixels, some things!

1) this is all just my opinion. keep it to yourself if you have any shit to say.

2) all the skins that were made by fans are really great and I wish I had your level of talent and skill! please do not take this seriously at all I'm just messing around.

3) I will not give as detailed explanations for some rankings. they're cool, I liked them well enough, I just have nothing extra to say

now let's get into it:

link here to make your own tierlist. made by yours truly. please tag me if you're using it!

da vinky wishes he could

the highest tier! i want to stare at all these skins lovingly for hours.

eret. as always, she is giving me A Look. the slit, the off shoulder, the high waistline, the floor length gown. I could not pull this off but he is doing beautifully in it. (also i am bisexual)

gumi. she's giving me e-girled red riding hood and it goes surprisingly well together. (again i am bisexual)

elaina. for some reason, this reminds me a lot of jan's tulle look in s12 of drag race? it's very pleasant to look at, the brown/orange/white ensemble is a delight. (did you remember that I am bisex- *gunshots*)

5up. to this day I'm still not sure if his skin is a turnip or an onion, but nevertheless it's very adorable. the idea of stuffing a vegetable into a 90s style colorful sportswear is very funny to me, so he's way up there. also, the little axolotl is so cute? kudos to whoever made this one I am gently cradling it in my hands.

scar. frankly, it's scar and it's his first mcc, so he could literally show up in a white t-shirt and jeans but I'd still be like scar!!!! and plop him on the top. BUT he did not so I feel very justified in putting him there! the little flower (that's matching with grian's, shoutout to all the desert duo/scarian fans), that scarf, that's a dapper looking man right there.

pete. to be fair pete has an advantage because his base skin is along the same color palette as his team, so he's very easy to look at. (as you will see later on, this is extremely important for me) the waistcoat, the belt, the chain, everything fits together so well.

I was delighted. good job

seapeekay. red continues to be the best dressed team. points to whoever made the skin, I adore it.

illumina. I love gradients. where's his flower crown though?

false. falsie!!! *twirls hair and giggles* she looks so so so good. she was this close to making it to top tier for me, but unfortunately a lot of the colors in her outfits was to similar to one another and made it hard for me to see the details, so she had to stay in this tier. but the flower crown, the skirt, the jacket, its all just *chef's kiss*

cubfan. flower crown, jacket, nice.

tapl. green and pink is a color combination hard to pull off, but this entire team (minus the obvious) all looked so good! the flower as a knee patch were a good touch too. the cardigan seem very soft. a man i would trust.

shubble. ahah when girls do The Thing! (<- existing) the overalls and the bandanna is lovely and the details are amazing. both her and tubbo could have made it higher if not for those socks/leg warmer things. i don't know why some people are so obsessed with them-they're impossible to wear and essentially functionless? also realistically they make your legs look way shorter so :/ no

tubbo. see above, very cute.

scott. cute gecko pattern, looks very comfy.

the captain. gold buttons very pretty, light green collar also pretty.

ryguyrocky. why are his eyes like that.

antfrost. to quote scar, did I just see a cat go by with a track suit on? the concept is hilarious and the execution good.

gem. I adore cc!gem, c!gem, and this skin is adorable. (ahah women amirite)

hbomb. put more beefy men in crop tops 2k22.

oli. giving zombie jock, cool.

quig. open shirt, also cool.

ponk. just a color re-texture but still easy to look at. am verging close to dropping a tier though.

kara. see above

purpled. also see above.

jackmanifold. red/pink good combo, nice flower.

passing grade. star for trying

niki. it's nice, but the overall thing just ticks me the wrong way. (shoutout to her makeup on mcc day though almost made me cry cc!niki is so pretty)

puffy. that's just a dragonballz costume.

punz. see above.

martyn. I want to like it so much but I despise bow ties and it doesn't have anything else special to redeem it so :/ sorry king

ranboo. why does it look like he's in green cargo pants oh god- +1 for the suspender, -5 for the cargo shorts I hate those with a burning passion

preston. I understand they wanted to keep the most iconic part but the red and blue is clashing and throwing the whole thing off. bad on the eyes.

sam. see above, the green and blue do not mesh well together.

connor. again, just a color re-texture and there's not enough distinct shadowing to move it upwards. looking very cozy saves him from a lower tier, though.

sb737. having more of a gradient would have moved him up.

soft *meh*

it was hard to put anyone in this section. i'm sorry, guys.

purpled. dude, thats just Orange. also, you look so similar to other blonde white boy in your group that I had to check four times to make sure I didn't get you wrong, so in the meh tier you go.

philza. his original skin was already green, so there wasn't enough of a change to make me like it. sorry.

abhorred. beloathed.

unsuprisingly, it was very easy to put these four fuckers in this section. ps, the hermbi discord unanimously put these four in the shame corner. completely deserved, I'm not in the slightest bit sorry.

wilbur. for the love of god please put in some effort. where is your team spirit, white boy?

sneegsnag. no.

fruit. sir who peeled you and revealed that you are raw meat?

tommy. stop learning from wilbur's bs.

who would have won mcc20 if it was based on their skin and also up to me?

team totals:

in first place, tied three ways: 13 marks

red rabbits: the red and black is an iconic combo. i am maybe in love with 3/4 of this group.

cyan creepers: well dressed dapper boys

aqua axolotols: still winning no matter what because they are just that great

in second place, tied two ways: 10 marks

yellow yaks: incredibly well dressed

blue bats: special mention to the desaturated skins because they're bats. devil's in the details.

in third place, tied four ways: 9 marks

orange ocelots

lime llamas: blame wilbur

green geckos

purple pandas

in last, because of fruit and tommy's crimes: 5 marks

pink parrots

this took me almost the whole evening. I'm not sure if it's worth it. nevertheless, I will be doing this once more when mcc21 rolls around! stay around for that if you want to.

[nonbinarycryptic]

Grian feel floaty in hole in the wall

...Grian, 's the moon big????

[go-learn-esperanto]

He's got it. Good for him :)

Pete’s Nightbot !mcc command 

I care they so much ;-; 

[astronomical-bagel]

Scott, making the Lime Llama's team: Hey, you know what would be REALLY funny

[hermigeddon]

I love being a fan of mostly smp-based mcyt, because I know absolutely nothing about petezahut, fruitninja, and illumina other than that I should fear them

[favoure]

DESERT DUO MCC TEAM IS REAL WITH JIMMY AND PETEZAHUT ON /LIME LLAMAS/. AGAIN. DESERT DUO ON /LIME LLAMAS/. AND WITH A GUY WITH "PIZZA" IN HIS NAME NONETHELESS.

thank u scott smajor for this team but like at the same time i can't help but think that. what is he hinting at here /LH

[420pogpills]

Can we just appreciate petezahut who went on a vacay with his gf, hardly practiced whilst everyone else did and he still got first

dude he popped OFFFF he's so cracked! i'm gonna say he's easily top 3 mcc player of all time? might even be in 1st tbh!

[hermithomebase]

I’ll be real anytime I see someone say George and Pete I know they mean Pete davidson but like I immediately think petezahut : /

i would cope with this better than davidson^2 and i’m not even joking.

[celestialking]

For me it was usually Phil if he was in Mcc if he wasn't then I'd turn to Tubbo or Petezahut

I also judge off of teams. There were teams I wouldnt watch because there were people I didn't like on the team

[duck-that-does-stuff]

Since mcc is being revived, I propose a team:

Grian, Petezahut, goodtimeswithscar, and Bdoubleo100.

Now, reasons I have for why this team should be assembled:

1. The vibes would be immaculate

2. Pizza Crust duo

3. The love hate relationship between scar and bdubs

4. Both bdubs and scar in mcc

5. Desert duo

6. General chaos

7. Even though they probably wouldn't win, if they did it would be funny

8. Imagine Bdubs's smiling face in the background of all other mcc perspectives

9. Please this would be so funny

10. This team is 2 bumbling fools and 2 mcc veterans in mcc. Just imagine the interaction between all of them. It would be so good.

Thank you for the consideration.

[kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason]

I just went to the end of Techno’s MCC5 vod and honestly there’s just something so endearing about Phil worrying over Tommy, Techno freaking out and saying “I feel like my little brother just came home from college expelled”, and Wilbur saying “Tommy I think that was an absolutely chad move on your part” when Tommy came into their VC afterwards to tell them that he did not make the best first impression with Vikkstar and Petezahut. Idk something about Techno trying to do damage control for Tommy in the in game chat after the tournament resulting in the end of the twenty minute panic with the knowledge that Pete was actually super chill about the whole thing and Tommy did not in fact burn bridges. Idk it just made me smile