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this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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college aus are kinda crazy. they would not be doing all that. There's midterms
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he did not say that. he quoted someone who said it and called it "interesting".
"Violence never solved anything" is a statement uttered by cowards and predators
-Luigi Mangione
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Apparently this is his review of the unabombers book LMAO
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MY DAD'S BESTFRIEND'S SON JUST ISED MY EX'S(more or less) INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT TO MESSAGE ME💀💀💀💀 BECAUSE SHES HIS SISTER. killing myself
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no actually i'm so in love with this girl and she's so awful. like she is so mean. and i'm also kind of awful but that's unimportant.
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let the record show i'm involved in a macdennis-ass situationship right now.
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lesbians like macdennis because it reminds them of their best friend from high school
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alright, it’s that time of year again… how far down your top 100 songs is the first queer musician and who is that?
#surely alan cumming isn't straight#if he's queer#then 5#if not#shit is gerard way queer?#then 9#if not then#car seat headrest at 19
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Evening dress, Mark Mooring for Bergdorf Goodman, 1942
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To put it very bluntly.
You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.
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last night i played magic until 6 am and went to bed at 7. now that alone isn't a mistake, the mistake was sleeping 8 hours and waking up at 3 pm as the sun was going down. not only am i now a creature of the night, but i'm gonna get executed in the town square tomorrow at my 8 am lecture.
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