#peter x juno

[ephemeralgalaxies]

Peter Nureyev: We took hallucinogens. Then later everything got weird and inaccurate.

Juno Steel: omg then later everything got weird and inaccurate......... so hE'S BEEN LYING TO ME THIS WHOLE TIME. THIS IS ALL A JOKE. THAT FACT DOESN'T LINE UP!

just saying like— ma'am, no shit, bro was drugged and had ppl constantly after him. I wonder what could go wrong. Juno Steel and his dramatic ass not thinking about how the man he loves is even more of a dramatic ass I'm,,,,,,,

[no-romance-for-me-please]

Hello Juno, it's been a while.

When I tell you I screamed out LOUD

Knees up, popped booty

[iced-tea-and-horror-stories]

me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a nerd

[secret-sageent]

the supporting main character in a podcast urge to fall head over heels in love with the most emotionally unavailable character in the whole podcast

[quickreider]

me when someone catches me on Tumblr instead of the school website

[cowboynureyev]

writing a jupeter college+astrology themed au so basically stay tuned i love you all beautiful people

[anonymousaccountuser]

Here guys, enjoy this really old meme I made back when I was in the Penumbra fandom.

[distracted-obsessions]

Made a short little one shot after my girlfriend sent me this song and I fell into a creative fit.

[idontknowhowiamhere]

Juno and Peter’s ship name should be Jupeter

Because it’s like- it’s like- like the planet

Edit: So uh- I just got into the podcast like two days ago. I should have looked at fan content before I declared something extremely obvious like I am this generation’s Albert Einstein

[rose-thorns-corner]

snippet from a fic i’m working on

“Of course, Juno, although I did skip eating so I could get to on time, so perhaps we could go to a restaurant first?” Juno threw a box of cold, leftover takeout at him.

[smol-stary-clown]

Anyone else screaming after that last episode?

Like I wasn’t expecting that heart wrenchingconversation! I was literally expecting him to jump out the window before they could talk.

It does remind me about the first time they met though because Juno was climbing out a window just this time it was Peter.

(Also learning how to tag my posts 👍)

[ephemeralgalaxies]

NUREYEV STILL DOESN'T SAY THE LINE RIGHT. IT'S STILL NOT VERBATIM WHAT JUNO SAID. I'M SOBBING.

Juno's version of the line is, "I never want to see you again."

(Juno also says to include the bit about not loving him, but ofc even Peter Nureyev can't lie that well).

Nureyev's version of the line is, "I do not want to see you anymore, Juno." (and later, "I have no interest in seeing you any longer").

Which... it fits more into Nureyev's pattern of speech (as the previous fits more into Juno's), but is still completely changed. Especially when Nureyev asks, "You said it would just take those words to excise you from my life entirely, didn't you?" BECAUSE NO. NO, THOSE ARENT THE WORDS. HE DOESNT EVEN GIVE JUNO THE CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT IT EITHER. IMMEDIATELY STARTS TALKING AGAIN.

After all of that, he comes so close and yet STILL cannot say it to him. The great thief, master lier, professional manipulator, and yet he still cannot force out that little phrase of finite.

Bye y'all, I'm crying for the next month :')

[no-romance-for-me-please]

Me and the arrogant detective I pulled by giving him MY NAME, WHICH IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF MY IDENTITY THAT COULD GET ME KILLED

[bardass]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: The Penumbra Podcast Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Peter Nureyev/Juno Steel, Valles Vicky/Valles Vicky's Wife, Rita & Juno Steel Characters: Juno Steel, Peter Nureyev, Rita (Penumbra Podcast), The Concierge (Penumbra Podcast), Valles Vicky, Valles Vicky's Wife, Cecil Kanagawa, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s) Tags: Jupeter, fluff, like so much fluff, romance, mystery, off-ship adventure, Juno’s POV, only slightly angsty because that’s how Juno is, canon compliant (probably), takes place sometime during season 3, mostly goofs, goofy shenanigans, aliases, Duke and Dahlia Rose, undercover, feel good fic, Juno pets a rabbit, slice of life kinda, smooching, mildly suggestive, moderate threats of danger, guns, blasters, mild violence, low stakes, no worse than standard Juno action, moderate cursing, let Juno say fuck, alcohol, light recreational drinking, very self-indulgent, rife with plot twists, Juno Rita and Nureyev all have ADHD in my canon, Nureyev is secretly a nervous wreck, no idea how this fic got so long, lmao hope y’all like it anyway, smooch cruise Summary:

Juno Steel doesn't believe in 'Happily Ever After.' Forever Love Day is for saps and suckers who can't see the flowers for their thorns. But, hell, when Peter Nureyev looks at him like that…all he wants to do is stop and smell the roses.

During a series of comical and oddly coincidental events, Juno Steel finds himself trying to enjoy a romantic weekend getaway with his Forever Lo—I mean—his “you know,” Peter Nureyev, along with a few old friends and some new ones. ‘Trying’ is the key word. But old habits die hard, and besides, this mystery isn’t gonna solve itself.

REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE GUYS so here u go :3 part 2 is on the way...

[one-joe-spoopy]

Moth gf x roach bf

[quickreider]

i WILL edit him to 2006WR again...nobody can stop me..i love making my niche little edits..😚😚

also is it obvious how lazy i got in the end LAWL!! sorry this is so bad chat!!