#peter parker luck

[dandelion-blues]

#4 What if...

after the world forgot Peter Parker's existence, Peter moves to Hell's Kitchen, gets a symbiote, and is surrounded by parental vigilantes?

Ever since Peter Parker got bitten by that radioactive spider at 14, everything, from his senses, to his strength, to his durability, has been enhanced. What Peter didn’t know is that his enhanced healing also comes with increased longevity. His cells are aging much more slowly. Thus, a freshly turned 18 year old Peter barely looks 16. Of course, Peter just assumes he has an extreme baby face. Still, when you legally don’t exist, and everyone forgot you even existed, it’s hard to acquire a place of residence for a decent job when he looks nowhere near adulthood.

It turns out the only place even willing to give him a shot and will accept the meager money he has for an apartment is the corrupt Hell's Kitchen.

Sure it’s no Queens, but Peter will do his best to help people out.

All he has now is Spider-man. The world doesn’t need Peter Parker, after all.

So, when an isolated Peter comes across some sentient black goo who gives Peter company. He doesn’t really have it in him to complain. Plus, his new black suit is sick!

Now, if only Daredevil and even the Punisher (and about every other vigilante Peter sees) would just leave him to do his patroling alone and stop trying to be friends (it feels more like parenting, really) with him.

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[erinwantstowrite]

he's my spirit animal

he's mine too. he didn't have to slay so hard but he also did because selina would never be caught dead with a protégé that doesn't have a great outfit and a snarky attitude

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N about Peter: He thinks I’m just as uncool as I thought my dad was. It’s the great uncool circle of life.

Natasha: Well, honey, if it helps I think you’re cool.

Y/N: *Smiles*

Y/N: ... it doesn’t.

[mamaspidershit]

[knocking on the door] Natasha: You wanna get that? Peter: And interact with people? No thanks.

[theshadowrealmitself]

Harry: *opens Peter’s closet to find a Spiderman suit and other related Spiderman stuff*

Peter: Looks like I can’t lie to you anymore, buddy.

Peter: I…am a super fan. Love the hero. He’s just my absolute favorite. I’d be following him around and taking pics of him anyways even if I wasn’t getting paid for it

Peter: And that’s why you can’t blame him for me getting hurt, I’m just an obsessive fan, it’s all on me-

Harry: We’ll get you help for this, Petey

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Team red needs more attention

[winterspiderpurrs]

Peter exiting labs during finals week around 1 in the morning. He is too exhausted to drive home. Figures it's okay for him to sleep in the back seat of his car. It was on campus so he didn't think it would be too big of a deal. He has a parking pass.

Queue Peter sitting up an hour later blinking up at the person driving his car.

" Uh... hi?"

The person slamming on the breaks to turn around and stare at him.

[dyinggirldied]

Undereage Superheroes On The Rise: A Morally and Ethically Cause of Concern?

It's supposed to be another clickbait news but it comes at the time when the existence of ghost was recently proved factual at a small town in Illinois along witha its dead teenage superhero, when the heroes of Paris and by large France accidentally revealed they weren't adults at all, not even close, when Spiderman was unmasked to be 16-year-old Peter Parker, when the Young Justice was wounded in a large scale attack.

Most of the people involved and not involved are not having fun.

(This is inspired by the Miraculous fanfic The Growing Pains of Child Soldiers by BloodWolf13, a fic which I recommend you read since it is very, very good. Hits all my whump and angst points)

[witchofthesouls]

Imagine if because of Stark they too start trying to get buddy with Peter maybe trying helping with his spider vigilantism

Bot/Con: Aren't you too young to do that

Peter:*his poor fake adult voice* .. I do my taxes

Or its insecticons that get first to Peter cuz

Insecticons: One of us one of us one of us-

Peter: ??

The funny part is that Parker would need to file taxes as a minor because the internship is most likely a paid position. Stark Industries treat their staff very well.

Peter would most likely have tensions with the Insecticons as he's a lone wolf compared to a well-connected Hive. It gets more complicated as Peter doesn't even realize that he's subconsciously responding to Insecticon cues, nor does he have cultural references or understanding to navigate it. Poor Peter will get so confused and hurt because he thinks he's making ways, but the Insecticons are seeing a young upstart that's constantly challenging the hierarchy all over the place.

Sure, there will be a few exceptions, mainly the ones that deal with other vehicular frames, but the Insecticons will treat him like an outsider. Better than the other alt-modes. Very wishy washy, though.

My god, but if Peter Parker was a Penny Parker, then life would get even weirder as the Insecticons would hail their new Queen. She is young and impressive and needs to taken back to the Hive for proper education. Poor thing doesn't know what she's missing.

[proffesionalalpaca]

Hey, Spiderverse/ multiverse question:

What would happen if two people from two separate dimensions had a baby?

All Assuming they had the wrist bands that prevent glitching. *when two spider-people love each other very much - *

Would the kid be able to go between dimensions freely?

Or is it limited to the one it was born into? Would it be born matching the style of said dimension? (Like a cartoon character giving birth in the mcu dimension, would the kid be live-action?!?)

Perhaps the child is limited to its mother’s dimension? Or The father’s?

Or, an even cooler idea;

Would the kid have the ability to dimension hop? Being able to shift into the art style of each dimension to match the multiverse phase and not glitch out, like a dimensional camouflage , more so a multiverse shifter rather than a hopper.

[reluctantscribe]

“Across the Spider-Verse”

was AMAZING… like… guys. Go see this movie!! Spider-Man’s been my favorite superhero since I was a little kid, and I’m just so happy and excited to see everybody on the Spidey hype train!! So happy Miles is getting his time to shine. Love him SO MUCH!! This might just be my favorite Spider-Man movie… it is THAT good.

I can’t believe two of my favorite Comic Book Movies released a month apart! And we haven’t gotten through summer releases yet!

(Mutant Mayhem HERE WE COME!!)

[hawkogurl]

There is no god that can stop me from raimiverseposting

[erinwantstowrite]

Who has clocked yet Peter and Ned being early stages of “besties” the way Dick and Wally are/have been “besties”? And who in the Marvel world has noticed?

It’s so funny to me that Peter is Dick’s mini-me when it comes to that. And I’m assuming, from context clues, that Peter and Ned gonna take just as long as them to confess.

Sending so much love. I’m so close to rereading for the foreshadowing. I shouldn’t, cuz school, but I want to, for mental health.

the very first was Happy because he drove the two of them back from school one day to hang out at Peter's house, the second was Tony when Peter's birthday party came up and Ned was the first invite (+ Peter told him he wanted to tell Ned about Spider-Man), and the third to figure it out was Tim. (these are just the people who realized without other people bringing it up. Tony talked to Pep about it and she thinks it's adorable). if i can make it flow in the next chapter, i want Dick to notice when Peter brings up Ned, but tbh it might take longer for him to figure that out

and yeah- Peter and Ned are gonna take a while to figure it out. for context, Ned KNOWS about his own crush and is actively ignoring it because he thinks Peter is straight. Peter has no idea about anything yet, including his own orientation, so it's gonna take him a fat minute to figure it out. and let me tell you, the realization scene for Peter is going to be SO funny if i can actually pull it off (it'll be a while so i can't say FOR CERTAIN that this scene will happen the way it happens in my head)

[bonebrokebuddy]

I am shocked and appalled that there isn’t more comic flash & comic spider man fic crossovers.

Like? Barry and Peter would get along so well?? And no one has taken advantage of this??

I need a fic pronto of them meeting at a biochem conference, a villain attacking, leading to Barry catching Peter changing into his Spider-Man suit in the bathroom in a classic silver age crossover “the heroes immediately figure out eachother’s identity” type fashion. They team up and take down the villain together and promise to keep in touch.

[mamaspidershit]

Maria: This family is big enough. Are we completely clear on that, Nat? Natasha: What? Why are you pointing your finger at me? Having a baby’s a team effort. Peter: What do you mean? Yelena: This should be good. Natasha: Uhhhh.

[theshadowrealmitself]

Ideal Peter Parker getting to full on mentor Miles Morales for me is Peter, who has been keeping his identity a secret from everyone for years, giving Miles absolutely wild advice on how to hide his identity and sounding like he’s super overthinking everything

And then Miles meets like,, Nick Fury, or someone else who really wants to know Spidey’s identity, and it turns out to all be really rational advice because there are people out there going to great lengths to find out his identity

(So yeah, sorry Miles, but you are gonna have to figure out how to manufacture your own spray paint if you wanna use any as Spidey because they will try to use that to figure out who you are)