#peter parker luck

[dandelion-blues]

#4 What if...

after the world forgot Peter Parker's existence, Peter moves to Hell's Kitchen, gets a symbiote, and is surrounded by parental vigilantes?

Ever since Peter Parker got bitten by that radioactive spider at 14, everything, from his senses, to his strength, to his durability, has been enhanced. What Peter didn’t know is that his enhanced healing also comes with increased longevity. His cells are aging much more slowly. Thus, a freshly turned 18 year old Peter barely looks 16. Of course, Peter just assumes he has an extreme baby face. Still, when you legally don’t exist, and everyone forgot you even existed, it’s hard to acquire a place of residence for a decent job when he looks nowhere near adulthood.

It turns out the only place even willing to give him a shot and will accept the meager money he has for an apartment is the corrupt Hell's Kitchen.

Sure it’s no Queens, but Peter will do his best to help people out.

All he has now is Spider-man. The world doesn’t need Peter Parker, after all.

So, when an isolated Peter comes across some sentient black goo who gives Peter company. He doesn’t really have it in him to complain. Plus, his new black suit is sick!

Now, if only Daredevil and even the Punisher (and about every other vigilante Peter sees) would just leave him to do his patroling alone and stop trying to be friends (it feels more like parenting, really) with him.

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[hemlock-dreams]

I am BEGGING for a full tattoo tour of your Peter

I love your AU so muchhh

BEHOLD: THE TATTOUR:

Been procrastinating on this because I hadn't actually figured out what his tattoos were beyond a few key ones. But here we are!

Some explanation for a few of them:

3 Eye Dots: Prison tattoo signifying 'My crazy prison life'.

Dice: Common prison tattoo signifying gambling with life.

Skull: Common prison tat. 16 year old Peter thought it was cool.

Eye with Tears: Signifying watching his back-3 tears mean 3 attacks over the course of 5 years.

Cobweb: Common prison tattoo meaning the person was sitting on their elbows for so long they started to get cobwebs.

MJ on Knee: Mary Jane Watson used to be a dealer back in high school/college. As a joke she signed her name with a weed leaf instead of her name. Peter tatted it as a show of love/loyalty.

Winged Bell-Noose: Signifies time served. Wings for freedom, the bell for time served, and 5 gongs for 5 years.

Cat's eye: The job that got him in was burglary.

The double katana tramp stamp and Wade's handprint are post identity reveal and relationships tattoos- and Wade is super duper mega normal about them yessiree. His brain does not short out every time he remembers they're there, nope, not at all.

As for piercings, Peter has one on his right nipple, his bellybutton, and 3 in each ear. He used to have one on his tongue, but post mutation his mouth is WAY too sensitive. It was too...distracting, so it had to go. >:)

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Once again, thank you so much for the support and love! I do want you all to feel guilty for making me suffer through those peonies though, so-

<3 <3

[adrixivy]

I can imagine Peter being extremely clingy to the people he loves. People always say he’s the opposite. That he believes its best that he stays away. Nah. Give me Peter ‘clinging to the sides of people he love’ Parker

Tony walking into the Avengers meeting with Peter who is gripping onto his arm. The older man simply isn’t bothered and just continues looking through his Starkpad: Hey everyone

Peter waves excitedly and he pulls Tony to sit beside Stephen. He sits beside Tony and scoots his chair closer, looking at whatever Tony is looking

Imagine this was the first time the Avengers are meeting Peter. As Spiderman. They know Peter is Tony’s intern yet they don’t know his identity. They’re all immediately staring at Tony weirdly, wondering why is Tony with Spider-Man. Tony seems to notice the stares and he looks at the kid with a look and the kid seems to nod at a sudden realisation. He pulls off his mask and a fluffy mop of brown hair pops out as big puppy eyes look back at them. They were surprised but they quickly relaxed when they realised that it was Peter.

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Another thing he does is he follows people around a lot. When he was young, he always clung to Uncle Ben or Aunt May. He never dared to approach anyone unless one of the two says he should or to someone interesting like when he first met Harry Osborn. Aunt May still notices that whenever Peter and her are out, he’s still always clinging to her. He’s hooking her arm with his and she laughs when she realises he’s still the clingy baby all those years ago. (Peter is glaring at everyone who is staring at his aunt for a little too long. Another reason he’s clings to her but he is also clingy)

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Wade walks into the penthouse one day and the team immediately tenses up. Despite his relationship with Peter, he shouldn’t have direct access to the area unless someone lets him in. The Avengers aren’t exactly welcoming when it’s Wade. Wade holds up both his hands and sighs.

Wade: Calm down folks! I got the package

He announces and turn his back to them to see Peter clinging onto him the way he would stick to a skyscraper’s window. His back pressed against Wade’s as he pulled his legs up to hide too. The Avengers are stunned to see Peter like that. (He’s definitely going to make that one of his hide and seek spots in the future)

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Peter hugs all of the Avengers/his friends every time he sees them. If Peter sees someone not moving and not busy, he’ll hug them. Sometimes for a fun and surprise factor, he leaps onto the person and basically tackles them with a hug

For Wade, he simply stares at the man when he spots him, walks up and kisses his cheek whether through masks or directly. He’s surprisingly not so affectionate around Wade but Wade knows Peter loves him. Despite the voices saying otherwise. Peter pays extra attention to Wade. Always noticing details about Wade’s actions or feelings, always observing his lover. He’s not physically clingy but he’s clingy in a way that Wade finds him adorable like a puppy. He’s always checking up on him and giving him a kiss on the cheek whenever Peter thinks he needs or wants one.

There’s the occasional kiss on the lips too when he’s alone with Wade. He’ll hug Wade when they’re alone and Wade immediately hugs back, holding him tightly to his chest before inevitably walking around with a spider koala wrapped around him when Peter feels like clinging onto him longer

[erinwantstowrite]

Who has clocked yet Peter and Ned being early stages of “besties” the way Dick and Wally are/have been “besties”? And who in the Marvel world has noticed?

It’s so funny to me that Peter is Dick’s mini-me when it comes to that. And I’m assuming, from context clues, that Peter and Ned gonna take just as long as them to confess.

Sending so much love. I’m so close to rereading for the foreshadowing. I shouldn’t, cuz school, but I want to, for mental health.

the very first was Happy because he drove the two of them back from school one day to hang out at Peter's house, the second was Tony when Peter's birthday party came up and Ned was the first invite (+ Peter told him he wanted to tell Ned about Spider-Man), and the third to figure it out was Tim. (these are just the people who realized without other people bringing it up. Tony talked to Pep about it and she thinks it's adorable). if i can make it flow in the next chapter, i want Dick to notice when Peter brings up Ned, but tbh it might take longer for him to figure that out

and yeah- Peter and Ned are gonna take a while to figure it out. for context, Ned KNOWS about his own crush and is actively ignoring it because he thinks Peter is straight. Peter has no idea about anything yet, including his own orientation, so it's gonna take him a fat minute to figure it out. and let me tell you, the realization scene for Peter is going to be SO funny if i can actually pull it off (it'll be a while so i can't say FOR CERTAIN that this scene will happen the way it happens in my head)

[stealingyourbones]

Peter Parker dimension travels to Metropolis. Not MCU Peter, but 616 late 20s Peter Parker who can forge his identity and works for Lex Corp, initially not realizing it’s a bad company, but when he does he continues working for them to slowly yet surely make plans to expose and dismantle the company.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N about Peter: He thinks I’m just as uncool as I thought my dad was. It’s the great uncool circle of life.

Natasha: Well, honey, if it helps I think you’re cool.

Y/N: *Smiles*

Y/N: ... it doesn’t.

[mamaspidershit]

[knocking on the door] Natasha: You wanna get that? Peter: And interact with people? No thanks.

[dyinggirldied]

Undereage Superheroes On The Rise: A Morally and Ethically Cause of Concern?

It's supposed to be another clickbait news but it comes at the time when the existence of ghost was recently proved factual at a small town in Illinois along witha its dead teenage superhero, when the heroes of Paris and by large France accidentally revealed they weren't adults at all, not even close, when Spiderman was unmasked to be 16-year-old Peter Parker, when the Young Justice was wounded in a large scale attack.

Most of the people involved and not involved are not having fun.

(This is inspired by the Miraculous fanfic The Growing Pains of Child Soldiers by BloodWolf13, a fic which I recommend you read since it is very, very good. Hits all my whump and angst points)

[theshadowrealmitself]

Harry: *opens Peter’s closet to find a Spiderman suit and other related Spiderman stuff*

Peter: Looks like I can’t lie to you anymore, buddy.

Peter: I…am a super fan. Love the hero. He’s just my absolute favorite. I’d be following him around and taking pics of him anyways even if I wasn’t getting paid for it

Peter: And that’s why you can’t blame him for me getting hurt, I’m just an obsessive fan, it’s all on me-

Harry: We’ll get you help for this, Petey

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Team red needs more attention

[winterspiderpurrs]

Peter exiting labs during finals week around 1 in the morning. He is too exhausted to drive home. Figures it's okay for him to sleep in the back seat of his car. It was on campus so he didn't think it would be too big of a deal. He has a parking pass.

Queue Peter sitting up an hour later blinking up at the person driving his car.

" Uh... hi?"

The person slamming on the breaks to turn around and stare at him.

[witchofthesouls]

Imagine if because of Stark they too start trying to get buddy with Peter maybe trying helping with his spider vigilantism

Bot/Con: Aren't you too young to do that

Peter:*his poor fake adult voice* .. I do my taxes

Or its insecticons that get first to Peter cuz

Insecticons: One of us one of us one of us-

Peter: ??

The funny part is that Parker would need to file taxes as a minor because the internship is most likely a paid position. Stark Industries treat their staff very well.

Peter would most likely have tensions with the Insecticons as he's a lone wolf compared to a well-connected Hive. It gets more complicated as Peter doesn't even realize that he's subconsciously responding to Insecticon cues, nor does he have cultural references or understanding to navigate it. Poor Peter will get so confused and hurt because he thinks he's making ways, but the Insecticons are seeing a young upstart that's constantly challenging the hierarchy all over the place.

Sure, there will be a few exceptions, mainly the ones that deal with other vehicular frames, but the Insecticons will treat him like an outsider. Better than the other alt-modes. Very wishy washy, though.

My god, but if Peter Parker was a Penny Parker, then life would get even weirder as the Insecticons would hail their new Queen. She is young and impressive and needs to taken back to the Hive for proper education. Poor thing doesn't know what she's missing.

[proffesionalalpaca]

Hey, Spiderverse/ multiverse question:

What would happen if two people from two separate dimensions had a baby?

All Assuming they had the wrist bands that prevent glitching. *when two spider-people love each other very much - *

Would the kid be able to go between dimensions freely?

Or is it limited to the one it was born into? Would it be born matching the style of said dimension? (Like a cartoon character giving birth in the mcu dimension, would the kid be live-action?!?)

Perhaps the child is limited to its mother’s dimension? Or The father’s?

Or, an even cooler idea;

Would the kid have the ability to dimension hop? Being able to shift into the art style of each dimension to match the multiverse phase and not glitch out, like a dimensional camouflage , more so a multiverse shifter rather than a hopper.

[erinwantstowrite]

he's my spirit animal

he's mine too. he didn't have to slay so hard but he also did because selina would never be caught dead with a protégé that doesn't have a great outfit and a snarky attitude

[reluctantscribe]

“Across the Spider-Verse”

was AMAZING… like… guys. Go see this movie!! Spider-Man’s been my favorite superhero since I was a little kid, and I’m just so happy and excited to see everybody on the Spidey hype train!! So happy Miles is getting his time to shine. Love him SO MUCH!! This might just be my favorite Spider-Man movie… it is THAT good.

I can’t believe two of my favorite Comic Book Movies released a month apart! And we haven’t gotten through summer releases yet!

(Mutant Mayhem HERE WE COME!!)

[hawkogurl]

There is no god that can stop me from raimiverseposting