#peter parker is adorable

[thirteens-lucky-tardis]

Peter Parker Headcanons

- Peter is deathly afraid of jellyfish. They make him queasy

- He loves to doodle and would ask to doodle on your hand if he's anxious or if he wants to

- Loves going to used bookstores because he likes the smell of the books

- He sometimes hides his nerdy side so he doesn't come across as too over the top

- When kissing, he laughs because he's having fun

- Watches British shows, specifically Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Merlin

- On occasion, he can "hear" people's heartbeats because of his spider sense

- Memorizes small details about everyone so he at least knows something about them

- Listens to love songs on a regular basis. He says they remind him of you

- Wants to go to Australia so he can "make friends with his family" (the spiders)

- Insists on being the big spoon when you cuddle

- Loves whipped cream and will sometimes buy some to just eat

- Remembers your favorite flower, but makes it out of Lego so it never dies

- Talks to Ned about you all the time

- Takes the most breathtaking pictures of you

- Re-reads Harry Potter once a year

- Sometimes nibbles on his hoodie sleeve if he falls asleep in it

- Let's you borrow his shirts any time you want

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Let me know if you want a part 2 or any other characters! I'm willing to do more if you want!

[mel-kusanagi]

so anxious

very normal about these two 🧍‍♀️

part 2

[kitamars]

hi ive been going through it a little bit

[erinwantstowrite]

Me when I make good on my promise to draw a decent thing with CWAU Peter with Stray Tim

Ouhh I love how sinister Tim looks in the first one <33 he’s such a freak no matter the universe

THE SILLIIIIIEEESSSSSS IM IN LOVE WITH THEM!!!!!

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD and FLORENCE PUGH for Bustle.

“'Ultimately, it’s a story about choosing the life we want for ourselves and making the most of the time we have." Bustle cover stars Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh on their once-in-a-lifetime love story ‘We Live In Time’ - in theaters NY/LA today, nationwide October 18.”

(X)

[bannanann]

@erinwantstowrite

Omg i love tiny Peter so I drew dick and baby peter cause why not :D

Peter totally got his dads genes

[ghost-bxrd]

NO ONE SPOILER ME PLEASE

but I’ve started playing Spider-Man 2 and, respectfully, I would die for Harry Osborn.

[xynnoix]

Heh, dads

Miguel got that rest he needed XD even if it’s just for a few minutes

[abi7100]

Tony: *In the middle of playing hide n' seek with Peter, five hours in, on the verge of tears, unable to find him*

Peter: *sleeping peacefully on the top shelf in Tony's closet*

[lickmycoffeecup]

I don’t know why its feral about Parker Yang hours, but its feral about Parker Yang hours

[the-wandering-mage]

Gotham Bats ruin and save Spiderman's Operation Nest

This is like a story concept written out for a Spider-Man Batfam crossover fic I don't have the time to write fully. This is more developed than a prompt but, still is thought I'd share and maybe you guys will enjoy it and/or somebody will pick it up and develop it into a fully fledged fic. So here it goes-

A more spidery Spider-Man is dropped into a DC universe right into Gotham. It's the beginning of fall in Gotham which is a problem for a Spider seeing as he is stranded in another universe with nothing but his Spidey suit and his AI companion. He has no access to the synthesized hormone cocktail he's been taking in the winter to keep him from going into hibernation. Now Peter could get together the stuff to synthesize the medication but, he need a stable place to set up a running lab to make it as he'd need it fresh and take it on the regular. That is a lot of work and resources he'd have to come up with and maintain. Also he is a depressed boi and a long nap actually sound really good. So instead of trying to set up a lab he starts Operation Nest. He is going to find a small enclosed space and prepare it for his long winters nest.

Peter also decides pretty quickly with all the crazy dangers of Gotham and all the warnings of what Karen was able to find after connecting to this world's version of the Internet to keep the suit on and just be Spider-Man full time. The suit would keep him safe from chemical attacks and the overall pollution of Gotham as well as keep him anonymous in the very likey event he has to use his powers to defend himself. Which will let him keep a nice civilian identity that Karen crafted come spring if he chooses to.

Peter's first two objectives in Operation Nest are to get money and find a location. The first Karen helps him with easily setting up a company, then filing and selling some benign patents, since this world is really behind in tech. She also helps him get more immediate cash without crossing into stealing just by doing online commissions for simple tech support type things while the patent money is still pending. Peter gets a laptop that he uses to help with some of the tech work even though Karen can literally do five jobs at once under several fake IDs she made herself.

Most of the day for Peter however is spent looking for real estate. Which is harder in Gotham than one might think considering the rival gangs, rival super villains constantly blowing up things, and all the homeless fighting over whatever is left of the abandoned buildings. The only good thing about all this is a giant spider nest will go relatively unnoticed amongst all the other craziness. Peter's adventures running all over Gotham trying to find a place to hunker down for a couple of months cause him to run into all sorts of characters.

Peter is in a weirdly apathetic state towards himself with all his trauma so he saves people obviously, and is still empathic, maybe more so with trying to get the villians to be better people and just talking with them like real people but, he is really basley about his own safety. He has already lost everyone he cares about and he's faced down Thanos, so none of the villians at this point faze him. He doesn't see them as a threat to himself. He ends up making a bunch of friends with villains by continuing what May believed in, what Ben believed in, and helps the villains out so they can hopefully make a change.

The bats hear about him and decide to investigate but all of them get terrible first impressions and they assume he's a villain or going to be one if they don't find him. Peter is OP and scary. He's not given up his friendly neighborhood spider-man but he has stopped trying as hard to look human type of friendly. He just has slow given into being a spider and is creepy. He also leaves spider webs everywhere, since his natural ones don't dissolve like the artificial ones that he uses sparingly. This also freaks them out and there is debate on whether what they are hunting is a meta human or an intelligent spider creature. Also at least one bat at the beginning runs into one of the webs and at least one gets temporarily stuck to a criminal they are trying to free from a cocoon

By the time the bats find Spider-Man they are all convinced that he's a villain plotting something big but really they've just been stalking Peter as he completes his to do list for Operation Nest. All the dangerous equipment and suspicious purchases from villains were really to get his nest set up. Peter knew his friends had some of the stuff he needed like a cytogenetic freezer to keep some of his food from spoiling over the course of a few months since he doesn't want anyone making deliveries to his house while he's hibernating. His friends were happy to help although he still paid them despite their insistence not to.

Karen thinks it's hilarious. Although they acknowledge itd be better to just explain the situation to the bats before Peter is in active hibernation and let them find them. They totally ruin their bust by opening the doors of a small dilapidated old tailors shop in the fashion district, where Peter had set up his nest in the basement. Peter isn't happy with them feeling very territorial. He wants them not to touch anything as he shows them into his nest. He warns them and they are a bit freaked out when he hisses at them when they inevitably ignore he's instructions out of curiosity but then settle a bit when they notice how tired he is. Cass probably gets them to back off. He explains things enough so they leave him to his hibernation with the promise of hanging out in the spring.

Or alternatively. Karen is too busy setting things up she doesn't notice with her smaller processing power disconnected from Stark Tech as she is to notice the Bats noticing them. Then she is being wired into the Nest when they start getting close so, she doesn't know they are closing in. Then she is doing system checks to make sure she is able to monitor Peter when he's hibernating and can use the machines and mechanical arms to help Peter for the parts of his hibernation he will be awake or partially awake to handle his bodily needs before cocooning back into his Nest made of his natural webs and blankets.

Karen doesn't know they are there until they break her perimeter alarms and she is forced to use her defensive measures since Peter has just gone into hibernation like a day ago. The bats having more resources than Karen at their disposal and coming at her from all angles breach her defenses and get into The Nest. Karen does her best to rouse Peter with alarms blaring but she is only able to get him into a semi state of consciousness. Not enough to move him without drugging him which would be dangerous for his health and with so many coming for her charge she does her best to throw her mechanically arms in front of him to guard him where he is.

The bats once they see a sleepy confused Peter with a strange woman's voice begging them to leave him alone they feel bad realizing they judged him wrong. Especially after seeing him adorably yawn with his fangs popping out.

[ask-spiderpool]

He’s so dear to me, so i had to give him the maximum honor a character can have;  to draw them doing some kind of gymnastics

i really hope you like it, i had to learn how to really use tumblr for this ..

Submitted by @carnelianeye

[gwendyworm]

BOO ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT WRONG.

[mediocre-breadcrumbs]

Guys Spider-Man 2 was so fucking GOOD-

(Do NOT tag as ship, thank you.)

[erinwantstowrite]

i almost forgot to post this here but!!!! we reached 200 people in the discord server!!! i drew Peter from LoF and Lance from my VLD rewrite, Home :)

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD and FLORENCE PUGH for Bustle.

Read the article, because he is wonderful.