#pet food offer

[seabeck]

Baby yellow stood on the back porch bitching until I refilled the food. She’s so yellow.

[fruitless-vain]

I feel like it is potentially not the wildest idea that perhaps if you Hate Christmas and are going to be a Rude Ass Cunt for the entire evening it may be a good idea to not demand that the holiday happens at your house? Demanding that *you host* claiming that you *love hosting* and then, actually, getting mad at everyone for every little thing and overall just having an obnoxious attitude complaining left right and centre over any thing you can think of

You can just choose to not be a part of the holiday. You can be a grown ass adult and say “I don’t want to receive or give gifts this year” or “I’m not liking hosting so let’s do it elsewhere” or any number of potential communication tactics that aren’t Snapping At Everyone For Any Given Reason

You can just, yknow, not participate instead of actively ruining the evening for everyone you’re supposed to care about?

[darkwood-sleddog]

Teaching recall…through hypnosis. Balanced trainers really will do anything other than offer treats as a payment huh.

[a-noodle-named-daemon]

Things have been so hectic, on Saturday we moved to our new place (I’ve been living on my own in a studio apartment, now moved in with my dad and his wife into a new house)

Set up Daemon’s terrarium and he finally decided he’d come out of his hide and check things out 💛 He’s been exploring and taking in all the new smells

[good-beanswrites]

I have questions about that last fic. How did the prisoners alter their uniforms, and what were the consequences? What did they throw at Es? What did they trick Fuuta into eating and how? How did they try to catch Jackalope?

LMAO murder aside these ten know how to cause problems on purpose 😭 Hehe thank you for your curiosity, I genuinely had visualized some specifics for these while writing >:3 So --

Mahiru started sewing patches and ribbons and things onto her uniform dress. She got very bold very quickly, though, completely replacing whole sections with colorful fabric (like swapping out the entire skirt/bodice/sleeves) so it was pretty obvious. Es replaced all her uniforms with the standard ones and limited her requests to only small amounts of fabric at a time. (Who’s to say she isn’t secreting these away to patch together later, though…)

I was influenced by seeing two “what are the limits of Milgram’s no-violence policy, really” posts very recently. I think if the object could cause absolutely no harm, it’s possible to hit Es with it. I’m thinking basic crumpled paper or even a lightweight food -- something harmless but very sticky and gets in their hair… either way Es is Not Pleased. I feel like this could have been anyone except Haruka and Mahiru, as even the more "mature" prisoners would just be curious about what would happen.

My original thought was cake, but now that I’m fact checking I see that it grows mold pretty quickly… So maybe pudding: the eggs and milk spoil a bit before you see actual mold. Whoever has decided to be a menace (my guess is Yuno or Mikoto) puts up a whole farce about food preferences and whether or not they can identify specific flavors in this special dessert Jackalope secreted away, and unfortunately Fuuta is a hungry boy and it’s not very difficult to get him to take a big bite 😔

Jackalope lounges around the prison, chilling with the prisoners and taking naps in whatever place he finds comfortable. They try sneaking up to where he’s settled in, distracting him with treats and gentle words to see how long they can keep him in place as they give him gradually more noticeable pets. Muu has coaxed him into enough peace to take off his hat and pet his head, but no one’s managed to give him little scritches before he tries to regain his dignity and scurries away. Little do they know, he forces Es to scratch, pet, brush, and cuddle him every single night under the pretense of their official duties.

[tkbrokkoli]

arthur took his first breath after coming back from the dead just so he could immediately scream from the top of his lungs

[twicethetrouble]

The boy is teething.

Bonus picture b/c Wash is a very pretty boy and he knows it.

[widowshill]

burke is a dog and vicki is a dog and roger is a cat. if you care

[micamone]

hey guys

[tariah23]

White liberals are wild man…

[naomiknight-17]

Wow, Tiny Tim does NOT like gabapentin

Billi takes hers no problem, but Tim gags just from sniffing it! I felt so bad holding him still and forcing him to take his medicine

He even refused my peace offering of a nice bowl of his favoritest turkey shreds in gravy :(

My poor baby boy

[whoslaurapalmer]

the local fair is today :( i want to go and see all the pigs and the bunnies and hear the unholy devil screeching of the goats and the rams :(

[yardsards]

Sorry that happened to you. (the rock thing) zoomers can truly be gross awful people

sorry it happened to me??? bruh it was fucking *hilarious* and made me laugh really hard and brightened my day. kids can be absolute delights and i'm glad to have them in my community

[justareallyboredfangirl]

glad i put a whole 8 inches of bedding in the enclosure just for this little ding dong to completely clear out a cubby of bedding and then go to sleep

[a-noodle-named-daemon]

This boy finally ate tonight! 💛 So thrilled