#perrie’s anons

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Luke who is only soft for his gf🤪

Luke who is protective bf🤪

Luke who is so touch-starved finally getting the love he deserves🥹

Luke who finally feels like someone is in his corner when gf stands up for him😙

ohh these r all so real but ESPECIALLYYYY THE TOUCH STARVED ONE COME ON

like all this time feeling used by the gods and the violence in his life, he craves gentle touch as a luxury☹️ now that he has someone in his life to provide that he soaks it up for all its worth

whenever he gets to hold u or just tuck his face in the crook of your neck it’s like a little break from the world. constantly steals you away so you can curl up in bed and cuddle

holding his face, tracing/kissing his scar…..it’s all he’s ever wanted

he always wants to be near you to assure himself and assure you that you’ll always be protected

sighhhh i ❤️ touch starved luke maybe it would have fixed him

[frownyalfred]

We talk about Jim Gordon *basically* knowing Batman is Bruce Wayne. Do you think Perry White has a similar knowledge of Clark Kent as Superman? Or is he oblivious and thinks Clark is rlly just that flighty

I find this a really fascinating question. I've always wanted to write a fic where it's just the two of them commiserating over coffee or cigarettes together, trying to stand in solidarity with their respective vigilantes without giving it away.

But whenever my mind travels down that path, I remember these are both very intelligent men whose literal jobs are to know the truth, to seek it out and break it down to the most granular details. There are very few things they don't know that they aren't consciously holding themselves back from.

They might know who Batman and Superman are out of the suit, but they don't want to know. They hold it just outside of their conscious beliefs, because to invite that kind of realization in means confronting the reality every day: they know who Batman is, who Superman is. That's a devastating secret. It burns at you when you hold it. It begs to be shared. It begs to be buried.

The greatest gift they can give Bruce and Clark (and themselves, to be honest) is pretending they don't know. But pretending you don't know something comes with its own drawbacks. They can't cover for you as well if they're pretending they don't know what they're covering for in the first place.

But yes. Beneath Perry's bluster, and Jim's gruff indifference, there are two very smart men trying to help as much as they can without driving themselves insane. So they nudge where they can, make excuses where it's plausible, and try to continue onward with this secret burning between their hands.

[msmimundo]

u draw perry so cute how does heinz not just squeal every time he sees him

Who said he doesn't (he just does it mentally)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Are we gonna get another Dumpster Baby & Apple Seed Crossover it's really cute

Hi, Anon!

I mean. They're technically in the same universe. I just haven't written much about Perri because Apple Seed is in such high demand.

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Charlie: (lounging in bed quietly as she settles her hands on her belly) Ugh.... you are getting heavy, little apple seed.

Perri: (toddles into the bedroom and up to the bed) Mama, what you doin?

Charlie: (pushes up onto her elbows) Hey, little lady. Mommy's just resting.

Perri: (struggles as she crawls up onto the bed) Is da baby heaby?

Charlie: A little bit, mi angelita. (Cups Perri's cheek and nuzzles her nose) Do you want to say hi?

Perri: (eyes sparkle, and she nods excitedly) Mm-hmm!

Charlie: Alright, sweetie, give me your hand.

Perri: (gives hand dutifully)

Charlie: (takes the smaller hand and places it on the swell of her belly) Now, we just have to be very quiet.

Perri: (staring intensly at the belly and starts to turn purple)

Charlie: Perri, sweetie, don't forget to breathe-

Baby: (kicks)

Perri: (squeals as her little wings poof out with excitement) Dey said, "Hi", Mama! Dey said, "Hi"!

Charlie: (giggles) They sure did, sweetie. How about you- (stops and tears spring to her eyes)

Perri: (leans forward and gently kisses the belly where the baby kicked and nuzzles her face on the spot) I wuv you, baby~

Charlie: Oooooooooh~ (cries and holds Perri tight) I love you so mu-hu-huch!

Vaggie: (enters the room) Uh, what's going on?

Perri: (still being held like a rag doll with a happy, confused look on her face)

[agentlizardofowca]

perryshmirtz “maybe we should kiss just to break the tension.” from the quotes prompt

After three successful dates (and one bad one, it was not their fault) Perry invited Heinz to meet his immediate family. It had gone surprisingly well, and over the months that followed Doof somehow built a stronger friendship with the Flynn-Fletchers than he had ever managed with Charlene's parents and sister. They had never liked him much, but Perry's family didn't bat an eye at his strange behavior. Strangely enough, Heinz almost felt like he fit in.

It took almost two years of officially dating before Perry informed him that it was time for Heinz to meet the extended family. Perry's expression was not enthused, but Heinz was used to his boyfriend's stoic expressions so he did not think much of it.

The day of the Fletcher Family reunion arrived and Heinz was introduced to Winifred and Reginald Fletcher who were both hilarious, interested, friendly, and potentially insane. Never before had Heinz met a woman who was as unimpressed with Perry as his foster mother. She ordered Heinz to grab them "a cuppa" before she told him an array of embarrassing stories from Perry's youth. In her purse she had a stack of photos, some of a teenaged and awkward Lawrence, and then a few of a grumpy-faced peach-fuzz-lipped Perry who wore his school uniform with absolute disdain. His hair was too long, in one ear sat an earring, and in some pictures, he sported an impressive black eye.

"Perigrin wasn't very impressed with the school bullies," She said with poorly hidden pride. "He showed them what for!"

Perry was in the middle of begging his mother not to tell any more stories when a new group of people arrived. A young lady and a herd of boys all stormed in, followed by a man who had to be Lawrence's biological brother.

"Aiden, how nice of you to come!" Lawrence announced and went to hug his brother.

Distantly, Heinz registered that his hand was being crushed.

He looked down and found that Perry was looking particularly grave.

"Perry?" Heinz asked, and Perry blinked as if coming to his senses. He released Heinz's hand from the death grip, dusted his knees, and got up from his begging position.

Heinz then watched as Perry stiffly and awkwardly went to greet Aiden. They shook hands so politely that Doof couldn't help but feel a bit worried.

"It's been so long, Perry," Aiden announced loudly. "I see you haven't grown an inch!"

Perry bared his teeth in a most unnatural smile and continued shaking his hand.

After Aiden was done laughing at his own joke, he wiped a fake tear from his eye before continuing what Heinz could only describe as a comedy routine.

"I'll give you twenty dollars to say something right now," Aiden pulled out his wallet, and when Perry just grimaced at him uncomfortably he put it away and laughed some more.

Perhaps it was more like a roast.

"How's the wife and kids? Oh no wait! You're single and lonely!" Aiden laughed again, completely unaware that he was the only one.

Perry had crossed his arms two "jokes" ago, and beside Heinz, Winifred crossed her arms impatiently. Apparently, this routine happened every time? Heinz couldn't help but wonder why Perry hadn't smacked that guy yet, if Heinz made a joke that bad he'd be bruised for a week.

"Actually Aiden, Perry brought his partner along!" Lawrence announced, and he held his arms out as if he too was scared of what Perry was capable of.

Aiden paused his laughter. "Wait really?" He asked and he looked around the room in surprise. His eyes landed on Heinz and after a moment where Heinz and Aiden stared at each other awkwardly, the brother said "Oh," In an almost disappointed tone.

"Come meet Heinz," Lawrence tried to guide Aiden towards him. Heinz rose to his feet hesitantly, and his eyes checked with Perry who had apparently decided to stay there and let this happen.

"Aha," Aiden agreed. "Heinz. Foreign name?"

"Drusselstein." He agreed.

Aiden's face contorted for a moment. "Like Matteo Spieler, Drusselstein?!" He asked loudly. And his face got quite red, quite quickly

Heinz had to think for a moment. He wasn't much of a sports guy, but even he knew that Matteo Spieler was Drusselstein's most famous soccer player. He was currently playing in the European league and was personally responsible for the winning goal against England. Ah. Heinz might understand the sudden burst of anger.

Aiden turned to Perry. "You're DATING THE ENEMY?!" He shouted and he grabbed an apple from the counter and threw it on the floor. Where it burst into many pieces.

"Now, now Aiden!" Lawrence interjected and he tried to calm him down. Linda sighed loudly and left the room, if anyone expected her to clean up that mess they were wrong.

"Drusselstein?! Really!"

Whilst Lawrence kept Aiden occupied, Perry returned to Heinz's side and circled his heart with one finger 「Sorry.」

Heinz watched the hissifit with amazement. "Not your fault. I think?"

"Honestly, I expected his homophobia to be the issue, not your nationality," Winifred remarked as she sipped her tea casually.

Heinz blinked and turned to his boyfriend. "Do you think that if we kissed to break the tension that would snap him out of it?"

Perry snorted in amusement and pulled Heinz along as he stepped up to Aiden. He cleared his throat dramatically, twirled Heinz around, dipped him low, and mashed their mouths together in an unelegant but enthusiastic kiss.

Winifred cheered happily.

Aiden paused his argument with Lawrence to look at the performance.

When Perry eventually released the Drusselsteinian enemy from his kiss, he smiled at Aiden and winked.

It worked, in that Aiden shut up about football for a while, but Heinz very quickly learned that the other members of the Fletcher family were a lot more fun to talk to. After all, Winifred still had pictured from Perry's youth he had to see.

[sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

god, i have my father’s eyes

but my mother’s when I cry

i can run

but i can’t hide

from my family line

[pnfc]

that drawing you made in like 2021? where doof n perry have egg kids and i can't stop thinking abt vanessa reacting to having straight up biological platypus siblings. "yeah ive got siblings. a robot and 2 platypuses."

look shes already accepted a platypus stepdad, platypus stepsiblings or halfsiblings she can take. it's fine. whatever. that's why those old doof tweets where he thinks perry might have a daughter are so cute, like…he's open to merging with perrys platypus family, if it exists. excited even.

realistically its hard to imagine d&p willingly raising plat kids because…theres dubious prospects for sapient animals in the human world, and they're not equipped to raise plats for a future in nature. but i know they both secretly want it, raising babies together, they're so domestic and gross

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Check out JoyRide by Kesha, screw Dr Luke and his song with Katy Perry

Seems like we’re all in agreement on this 😏

[hellsite-hungergames]

The Feast

The tributes are informed that a feast has been set up at the cornucopia! Consisting of both food and valuable equipment, this announcement draws out every remaining tribute.

The top four tributes will progress

[brown-heart-anon]

hello!!!

im a new anon, so you probably dont know me

but im heart anon

im mainly going to be putting little messages in people’s ask box

let me know or just interact with this post if you would like to request a message!

my ask box is always open

inspired by @the-heart-anon1

stay safe and remember that you are valued

-🤎

[soullust]

Do you have any dps Neil hcs? Xx

boy do i- sorry it took me so long to answer this i don;t reaally have a reason, i just have depression

he is a an only child. he used to spend lots of time with his mom, who taught him stereotypically girly hobbies (crotchet, drawing, baking)

he started attending welton in 2nd grade and charlie was the first friend he made (they've been besties since)

relating to his father having to "pull some strings" for him to attend welton - has a full scholarship, so he has to keep getting near-perfect grades to keep going there

his family moved from wisconsin to a small as home in vermont for him to go to welton

has a "twin cousin" (a cousin that was coincidentally born on the same day as him) and they're best friends. they used to be inseparable as kids, but live far apart now

is always humming and/or singing to himself

idk, send me another ask if you'd like more specific headcanons

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Just me over here thinking about f!reader x Luke in a relationship (but haven’t told anyone yet) and completely blowing it during capture the flag bc reader gets slightly banged up and Luke goes all protective bf😅🤯

🤭🤭 wait ur kinda onto something here….. god i love protective luke

he does his best to keep his eye on you throughout the game but lord knows he’s competitive so he’s also focused on winning

until he realizes you’ve gotten injured (just like. a few scratches or you’re doing your best to fight off some stragglers from the other team) and that’s all he needs to come to your aid

you’re like. I’M FINE!!!! but too late he’s already defending your honour with his life and everyone’s like ….. oh ok

it’s only when the game’s over and he’s doting on your minuscule injuries that he’s like fully aware the jig is up…so he kisses you to be sure everyone knows the next time they mess with you they go through him!!

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Same anon who asked about if Perry knows Clark’s identity. Let’s say he doesn’t. How much work is it for Clark to keep his job?

Does he write really truly good quality work and that is what makes Perry keep him on the team? Or does he have to downplay his intelligence and manages to just scrape by with his writing and poor attendance?

How much would that wear on Clark if he does have to downplay his smarts?

Perry wouldn't keep him onboard if he wasn't at least pulling his own weight. I think he's a good writer, but not just because he's Superman. The perfect memory, the ability to remember the smallest details -- those are all important qualities, but they don't magically make you good at prose.

I think Clark's best asset is his humble demeanor at work. He befriends Lois, respects her, and in return she helps him. He's a nice enough guy that around the bullpen, people pitch in when they seem him drowning. And in return, he copyedits their pieces at a nearly inhuman speed. He brings them coffee when he remembers. A push and pull like that, is what I imagine.

Perry doesn't care if Clark has a freaky memory. He cares about the final draft sitting on his desk on time. Like many bosses in that industry, whatever the fuck Clark does after that doesn't really matter. A freaky fast memory doesn't write stories. Memorizing an entire list of board members doesn't make your article any better if the writing, the tone, etc are lacking.

Journalism is one of those fields where I don't think Clark has to downplay his weirdness as much. There's some weird people in Journalism/writing fields. They're weird to talk to, they're always traveling, they're eccentric. They hunt down a story with a kind of intensity that would be weird to anyone else. I actually think it's why he and Bruce get along so well -- once they get a lead, they hyperfocus. And to them, it's not weird.

[msmimundo]

perry's littol paws..........

That's a grown ass man

(I also enjoy drawing them)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Charlie obviously loves musicals, but what would be the one that she absolutely can't stand? And she especially refuses to show the babies?

Hi, Anon!

"Avenue Q" without a doubt! As much as she loves musicals, the kids are not allowed to watch that one. She really only finds out that it isn't kid friendly by accident, though.

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Avenue Q Meets the Kids

Kids: *giggling and watching Hellflix*

Charlie: *leaning around the doorframe* What are you watching?

Perri: Sammy and I are watching a musical!

Sammy: *bouncing up and down in his little baby backed squishy seat* Muscal! Muscal! Hehehehe! Puppet!

Charlie: *raises eyebrow* Puppet musical? *joins the kid on the floor as they all watch the musical*

Trekkie Monster: The Internet is for PORN!!!

Kids: Porn!

Charlie: Oh, Applesauce! *fumbles the remote and turns on a Disney movie* No more Puppet musical!

[fangirls-other-art]

A humanized female platypus?

...Gasp! PERRY the humanized female platypus!?

A random stranger?

*GASP* PERRY THE RANDOM STRANGER????

Get yourself a secret agent that can fight crime in heels