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Hold the fuck up.
It's me. I'm the fuck up. Please hold me....
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I very much do not regret whitelisting Tumblr for ads, because their attempts to figure out what I might click on have been about as amusing as the posts themselves.
"Hey! Would you like to buy some cheap products on Temu?"
"Would you like a personalized workout plan?"
"Would you like to know the location of all the 5G cell towers near you?"
"Would you like a personalized workout plan... in Polish?"
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What gets me is that Arthur’s gesture is so delicate.
I know he wasn’t supposed to make any noise, but still. Arthur doesn’t press his hand on Merlin’s mouth, he just lays it there.
You can see that Arthur didn’t push his palm, and he also takes it off in the same gentle way, oh my god.
#i’m going to implode#ALSO THEY ARE LAYING SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER#THEY LOOK COMFORTABLE#they went sleeping in a different position#AND YET WOKE UP IN ANOTHER#they moved around each other and didn’t even wake up#like that is so normal for them#they fit perfectly well#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#we’re holding onto the little things we have#also don’t mind the quality#this apps makes my good quality clips a monstrous thing
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Full respect to mxtx and her apparent tall people kink but as much as I believe it's her right to make every single character a fucking tree, I strongly disagree with jiang cheng's canon height being 185cm. Than man should be 179cm exactly. Just barely shy of 180cm. I think even if you do not grow up with an inferiority complex topping out at this height legally requires you to develop it.
179 cm, incidentally, translates to 5'10.5" if my online sources are to be believed. Which, in a beautiful alliance of cross-measurement system solidarity, is also a perfect height to be deeply insecure about! If someone asks you how tall you are and you answer 5'10.5" you sound desperate. But if you round up to 5'11" you are technically lying about your height and any loose shixiong within ear shot may loudly call you out on it, making you look even more desperate. You can't win. Just like Jiang Cheng.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#everyone else can remain beanpoles just to make things harder for jc#If he was 5'11“ that's 181 cm#which may be cause for height insecurity in the us but is perfectly fine in the rest of the world that uses normal numbers.#179cm gives you insecurity no matter HOW you count#nhs will pat jiang cheng's pack and declare the two of them the short king club and jiang cheng will explode#he is WELL ABOVE AVERAGE!!!#THESE CUTOFFS ARE COMPLETELY ARBITRARY#and no one will listen to him
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six women walk into a wellness center... and the recovering addict gets accidentally killed by her best friend, who was trying to protect her from a suicidal young woman, who was trying to protect her cult leader, who got shot by a mean teenage girl, who was just trying to protect her murderous mom, who was being hunted by her high school soccer team, that included a senator that kills dogs and a lesbian with terminal cancer. and also elijah wood killed a cop
#it's a perfectly normal show where perfectly normal things happen#i have a fucking headache wow#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#yellowjackets s2
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Since Yor and Loid both work very dangerous jobs they have picked a few quirks in relation to safety. Their ideas of what's a normal thought process are a bit warped. But because they're so close it never really strikes them as odd
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*Twilight and Yor enter a new building*
Loid: There are approximately 15 exits to the exterior, including windows
Yor: 20 security workers. Some are posing as wait staff. No guns only tasers
Loid: No. The head one has a gun. Small discrete. It's probably a pistol. My best guess is that he's not supposed to have it.
Yor: right. I think that table in the north east is our safest bet.
Loid: I said the same thing. Best escape route. Can accommodate moving Anya with ease
Anya: I just wanted to meet bondman.
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*Twilight showing Yor around a house they want to buy*
Loid: below the basement there's a secret cellar. There's also a tunnel that leads all the way to the garage at the back of the property so we can easily escape
Yor: that's nice but I am concerned about Anya. I don't want her to come down here and play and get stuck by accident.
Loid: yeah, I'm gonna have to work out the mechanics of it. Need it be discrete but also not easy for kids to play around with. Will take a minute
Yor: that's fine. But I do love having a cellar. Nice a spacious and soundproof.
Loid: you could kill someone down here and no one would know
Yor: exactly.
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*Yor comes back from visiting Melinda's house and is discussing it with Loid*
Yor: the house is such a maze. If you wanted to break in you're gonna need a map
Loid: what's the security like
Yor: surprisingly light on the inside. You would be good once you're inside but getting inside is the real struggle.
Yor: I must say the landscaping is a great deception. You'd think it would be easy to break in and use the foliage as cover, but it's so noisy it would alert anyone.
Loid: *chuckles* those Desmonds really have a way with security huh
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*watching a horror movie*
Yor, watching a man get chopped up: that's so anatomically incorrect
Loid: that's way to much blood for such a shallow cut
Yor: you only get that kind of spray for a jugular
Loid: There's no way they didn't get caught with all that stomping they've been doing
Loid: that's not how a silencer works
Yor: look at that bullet wound. That's way to big for the type of bullets they were using
Loid: The exit wound is the same size, too. Seriously, who directed this?
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*Twilight about to teach Anya how to shoot a gun*
Yor: loid what the hell are you doing?
Loid: look ok she's needs to be able to defend herself against intruders. The stabbing and hand to hand combat rely on her being in close proximity. Guns are vest for long range
Yor:
Yor: fine. But we are not showing her how to use a shot gun. It's way to heavy. Trying a pistol.
Loid: No. Too small. It'll be harder for her to get a good shot in. Shot guns can be propped up so she won't have to carry it. Plus, they're way more socially acceptable to have in the house
Anya: Becky's probably playing dress up right now...
#spy x family#sxf#loid forger#twilight#headcanon#yor forger#anya forger#they match each others freak#all perfectly reasonable concerns#dont we all map out escape routes when we enter a new building#it works because they both find the ideas irrational#their behaviours are dictated by whats normal or abnormal so if you both have flawed sense of normalcy#Yor's dad was a vet so teaching a little girl how to shoot is a perfectly normal thing for a dad to do
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
#my little pony#mlp g3#wish-I-may#wish-I-might#ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec#normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year!#I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner#in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true#I'm a very loving and loyal person!#I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners#unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol#I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk!#hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen#or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :)#tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol#happy valentine's day!! 💕
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Do you ever stop and think of how Chuuya's life before the PM was one of constant violence and brutality?
And how he might have been touch-averse early on in his life for how every touch he's known was vicious and barbaric?
Do you ever think about how this might be Chuuya's first experience of actual, gentle touch since he'd been picked up by the sheep??
Do you ever consider that the reason he looks so shocked aside from his ability getting swept away, is because this isn't a chokehold or a preparation to attack, but a mere hold?
Do you ever think about how No Longer Human might have taught him that gentle touch can be just as powerful as violent ones??
Oh, by the way,
Do you ever stop and consider that the reason Chuuya was reeling every time him and Dazai closed proximity isn't only because he doesn't stand Dazai but also because he absolutely hates the contact?
Do you ever think of how Dazai might have known how much Chuuya wasn't used to gentle touch and tormented him by doing shit like this just so he can see Chuuya's visceral reactions every time?
Do you ever imagine Chuuya trying to get used to gentle touch and even try to initiate some as payback?
And how he's come to appreciate and embrace it by doing so?
#Cooking up a fic with the same premise#wanted to introduce the idea beforehand >:)#Do yall ever think about any this or are you perfectly sane? :D#I doubt the Sheep was gentle for how they viewed Chuuya as a weapon#Touch starved Dazai vs Touch averse Chuuya#them clashing is my favorite thing ever#I am so normal about them#rambles#ramblings#I don't analyze I only ramble#bsd headcanons#headcanon#bsd#skk#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#sokouku#bsd hc#J's post#J's writing ✍🏽
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Killer's nightmare
He has many, but the one he has most often is of coming out of stage 3 and finding he's killed his new family too alone again. Or maybe worse, that he'll never quite be without someone from his past.
Luckily, it is just a nightmare, and he has a different Nightmare he can see to help him calm down.
#UTDR#UTMV#Killer Sans#Nightmare Sans#The others weren't technically in this so I'm not tagging them#Their time will come...#Truce au#Kinda? I just kinda shove all my interpretations into there so why not#On some level he knows the others will stop him#And that he literally cannot kill Nightmare (Nightmare has told him this since the day they met)#But the scary dream part of the brain doesn't care about that#It's okay Boss is there to help c:#He reads out loud until Killer's more or less back to himself#Or falls back asleep depending on how things go#And before you say anything it is Perfectly Normal Business to hold your henchmen in your tendrils to help them calm down after a bad dream#Nothing overly familiar or fatherly here!!! Just regular employer things TM#Pretty happy with how this came out! Maybe I will do something similar again... :3c#Bad dreams comic
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Just thinking about Joke seeing Jack with Rose and instead of being jealous, since he has low self-esteem and thinks he is a burden with bad luck who is unlovable and stupid, he'll probably just be really sad about it and think Jack would be really happy with Rose because Rose could make Jack's dreams come true with her wealth and good luck since she is lovable and smart.
Then I start thinking about how he left Jack and Rose on the street last time because he thought they would be better together, but he promised he wouldn't leave Jack this time, so now he's sitting at the table, alone, waiting for Jack to come home, but Jack is too tired to sit and talk because he has been out shopping with Rose all day and looks so happy in all his new clothes in his new job while Joke looks so sad because he probably believes he could leave now and Jack would be fine with Rose because she is beautiful and great and he is bad luck and a burden.
But I want to hug him and tell him that Jack wore HIS color. Jack asked him to stay there. Jack made him promise to never leave. Jack loves him.
He always has.
And he always will.
So I'd rather have a jealous Joke who gets upset that Jack is looking at another person than sad Joke who thinks everyone is better off without him because the thought alone of Joke believing he isn't the absolute best boy in all the land already has me in my feels.
If this is how I'm acting just thinking about sad Joke, I won't be able to handle it if he is actually sad, so I'm begging this show to act like a pre-2022 BL and make Joke ridiculously jealous over nothing. Don't make my boy crumble into himself and start believing the voices in his head that sound a lot like his dad. Don't hurt me like that again.
#jack and joker#u steal my heart#in my feels about what could happen#hurting my own feelings over fictional characters#getting upset over things that have not happened#basically being perfectly normal about this show#don't hurt me again!
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
#edwin would be so disgusted by shein products can you fucking imagine#i mean he’d be disgusted by most mass produced brand/off-brand clothing but fast fashion shit like that would be the Worst#thank god for the fact that I don’t think anyone in the group would wear that kinda shit. for wildly different reasons#crystal wouldn’t because why the fuck would she. she can afford the most expensive high quality shit on the market. and even if she goes#thrifting you can just tell if something looks/feels like cheap garbage she’d not even touch it#niko’s a fashion icon and constantly changing her outfits BUT she seems like the type who loves repurposing old clothing/re-arranging things#in her wardrobe and making different combinations rather than buying new clothes all the time and wasting perfectly good clothing#plus she wasn’t raised in America and likely did not get normalized to fast fashion#charles doesn’t because. well#you know.#ghost. and whatnot#even so I doubt his parents bought him clothes that often so he’d have to either save up the money to buy stuff he wants (probably thrifted)#or repurpose old clothes in various ways. his coat absolutely looks high quality and I bet he saved up like crazy for it#rambling#edwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne
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you have shit luck. money's skint, and your car finally kicks the bucket. there's nothing in your area that looks remotely reliable and within your budget. you need transport for work. you lose it, you lose your job. desperate times call for desperate measures.
desperate measures lead you to a seized vehicle auction, where you buy a banged-up car on the cheap.
it's disgusting—reeks of tobacco, the console's sticky, and the glove box looks like something took up residence prior to the car's seizure. you don't know the history, neither do the police. it's sat in the secure car park for so long that they just want to be rid of it.
remember your shit luck? yeah. the scathing look on your normally absentee neighbor’s face and his furious gesturing to lower the window suggests you shouldn’t comply. but you do. he doesn’t hesitate to reach in, pop the lock, and yank the door open to haul you out. he clenches a lit cigar between his teeth, the tension in his jaw nearly crushing it.
what the fuck are you doing, driving his car? he reported it stolen just this morning, finding it missing when he got it in.
ah. maybe that's why it looked familiar.
#thank you p for britpicking this lil thing#price is right#price x reader#i walked by the impound lot today and nearly fell to my knees imagining price reaching through my car window to open the door.#i'm perfectly fine thanks. totally normal.
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something something fear of being left behind something something
#isat#isat spoilers#(if you squint)#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isat mirabelle#isat odile#isat bonnie#in stars and time#didn't know if i should post this#but then i remembered i also wrote a perfectly normal bonding ceremony#and they're both about fairly personal things#so#yeah
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thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again
#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it#this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope.#trying out some new coloring and texture and background things...#on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers#FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS#that was hell on earth.#ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES#nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho#dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal#bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character#whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care#i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes#id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece#but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths'#and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up#i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers!#i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go#ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy#especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth#*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN#ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire
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y’know like. I know that my brain fundamentally works a little different from most people but sometimes it just hits me out of the blue over the most innocuous things - e.g.: I’ve seen so many people get confused over Armand’s “picking lint off the sofa” line and I just don’t understand why. They’re googling when lint rollers were invented and acting as if he’s saying the most outlandish thing and “people don’t do that” - and like…
First of all, lint brushes precede lint rollers and he would be aware of them - and second, he is not picking lint off the sofa to tidy up?.. It’s a fidget. He’s sitting on the sofa bored out of his skull and trying to do something with his hands. He’s a fidgety person. We see him rubbing circles into his shoulder or leg (or Louis’ leg) during the interview, he taps his fingers, it’s just something he does; and Jesus Christ, did NONE of the people acting up their confusion ever peel cracking paint, or pull grass when sitting in outdoor gym, or dog ear a book - or, indeed, pick lint off a fucking sofa?..
#IWTV#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#iwtv s2#iwtv season 2#don’t be afraid just start the tape#let me be so real here. there are plenty of weird outlandish things armand does bc he’s a vampire#but this specific instance is a perfectly normal fidget that humans also do#and I have both done and seen other people do irl#why are people confused about this#leave him alone he’s autistic#at least in my heart he is
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#things are getting spooky hehe~#just some perfectly normal deer on this page~#mmitw#mmitwcomic#comic pages#webcomic#queer webcomic
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