#percy x penelope

[winn-wynn]

Percy: ….

Penny: HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES!!!!

[ireallyneedaintrestinglife]

There is something so inexplicably lonely about time travel fics that very few stories I've ever read manage to hit on.

There is something so terribly isolating about seeing the people you love and care for surrounding you but being unable to communicate to them why you care so much more about them than you should at that moment in time.

So many little moments that you hold near and dear to your heart that they may never get to experience if and when you end up changing the timeline.

Not being able to reminisce on those shared moments, forever being unable to have the same inside jokes you had before, even if you end up making things better there is something so bittersweet about it all that never really gets addressed.

[perciver4ever]

Oliver, looking at Percy lovingly: He could step on me and I'd thank him.

Penelope, hearing that sentence for the millionth time: I'd thank him too.

[rain-embrace-nymph]

Regardless of Odysseus, Percy is Penelope.

[athenaareia]

okay so. i was listening to epic again and then i started thinking of the hunger games au and. bear with me here. but. but but but!!

rhea "all i hear are screams every time i dare to close my eyes", "the blood we shed it never dies", "gets to make it home alive but it's no longer you" jackson

naomi "this life is amazing when you greet it with open arms whatever we face we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart", "i'd like to show my friend that kindness is brave" solace

apollo "just know i'll be here waiting, waiting", "i will fall in love with you over and over again i don't care how where or when no matter how long it's been" solace

idk man this made sense to my sleepy exam-stressed brain and it seems kinda genius. now i kind of want a would you fall in love with me again perpollo hunger games au edit except idk how to make one. sigh.

bonus:

will "i got in a fight and i didn't die!" solace

[percyweasleyapologist]

Y'all i just saw a post with Penelope x Oliver x Percy and that reminded me that i LOVE them

So i went to ao3 to find something

AND WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 FICS WITH THAT??? AND THEYRE BACKGROUND TOOO

Like it's kinda hypocritical cus i can't write, BUT STILLL

writers, please write them🥺, I BEG YOU, PLEASEE

THEYRE SO GOOD- UGHHHH

[kittenscookie]

okay, hear me out: EPIC x P.J.O! A.U where Odysseus is Sally.

Sally is Odysseus’s reincarnation that then ends up gaining their memories back of being Odysseus bc idk another Big Prophecy / World Ending Event Happens lol

Along w/ others issues that arise from this unfortunate incident like body starting to change into a androgynous fusion of their past self n current self, extreme mental grappling of who they now know they were, being roped into the usual Quest Bullshit etc, Salldysseus is also having to deal with the massive inconvenience that Poseidon is their lover rn !!!

Don’t get them wrong, Sally- Odysseus- whoever they r now still loves and adores Percy feeling a bit sad knowing Telemachus wud of prob also loved him as a sibling absolutely, always, but,,, y’know, it’s still a lot 2 process that, The God they pissed off and then tortured is smitten 4 them, atleast they have been,,, their very hesitant to think he still will once he finds out what’s happened,,,

(Ody’ surprising doesn’t hold much to any anger 2wards Poseidon anymore. What happened, happened in that unfortunate life, no need to bring all the hatred and suffering over to this one,,, also, u betcha Salldysseus was beet red after thinking about all the memories they’ve shared w/ The Sea God, specifically the more. Steamy ones,,, also u betcha Sally made that poor Fish Boi crumble as she tugged his hair furiously while riding him :)))

...My sibling in Christ if you don't open up a Google Doc and start fucking WRITING—! YO! TELL THEM TO START WRITING!

...At a certain point after remembering Sally cups Poseidon's face in their hands, let's their thumb caress the scar across his eye and says, "I remember...I remember the day I gave this to you, on the cost of an island I used to call home" and Poseidon is confused for a moment before it slowly begins to dawn on him—

[callmesel]

I find funny that I haven't draw anything for almost a month and the first thing i draw is Percy and now I can't stop drawing him

Anyway

Here is something I'm never going to finish

[hauntedwizardtree]

little bit of lore for my main two Odysseus Reincarnated fanfics that are currently the only things I can think about

Odysseus!Percy’s Love Language: Acts of Extreme Violence and Heart-melting tenderness

Odysseus!Annabeth’s Love Language: Acts of Extreme Violence and creating weapons that are both pretty and functional for Penelope!Percy

also. Hairpin knives. God I want some

[rainestorm2556]

HELLO EVERYONE! I am writing a brand new musical based on the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur told from the perspective of Ariadne! If you’d like updates then follow me here until I have an account for the musical and anything worth sharing!

[grimdarling69]

Leave All Your Longing Behind

Emily had been having a pretty good day until the organized crime unit showed up.

"Spencer Reid? Organized crime Unit, im Agent Dawes, and this is my partner, Agent Dexter."

"Yes?" Spencer asked confused standing up from his desk.

"We'd like to ask you some questions? We believe you might be helpful for a case of ours." Spencer seemed confused and startled. He looked around, confused, searching for help. She's about to question them when Hotch speaks from above them on the platform.

"You need to go through the proper channels to use my subordinate. And I have to approve it which I know I haven't."

Hotch walked down the stairs coming to stop in front of them.

"A child's life is on the line. He has relative information to our case. We don't have time for the proper channels." If that was Dawes' attempt at intimidating Hotch, he was going to he very disappointed.

"How about we take a look at the case as a team. Send it to our liason. Now excuse us. We still have work to do." Dawes seemed upset, but after his partner whispered in his ear, he seemed to come to a decision.

"Fine, I'll send it, but hurry children's lives are on the line. We're running out of time." With that, they turned around and left the bullpen.

"Meeting room 20 minutes. Reid, my office." He motioned for Reid to follow him and turned back around.

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"You want to tell me what all that was about?" Hotch asked cocking his head to the side. Spencer was still confused. Kidnapping? Organized crime? He tried to think of any cases he's seen like that would be possibly the Robles case, but the entire team worked on that they wouldn't just question him. He had an eidetic memory he should be able to remember if he knew of any information. He couldn't help but think of...all the quests possibly. When they used the cover of Ares kidnapping them and trying to escape from him to clear their names. Could someone or even Ares himself if he grabbed his children from people who didn't want them to go to camp. Gideon was supposed to be the only one who knew.

"Reid?" Hotch prompted softer this time.

" I don't know... I-"

"Reid, you know something." Hotch commanded him this time. He was profiling him.

"I was taken-when I was younger and he was-never...caught..." he supposed that was the only way to describe. He was technically taken a lot as a child, so it didn't completely count as a lie.

"That's not in your file..." he said quietly like it was only for himself.

"Gideon buried it deeply."

"Of course he did." The look hotch gave him was hard to describe. He tried not to profile it, but anyone could see the regret in his eyes. The hurt from him not telling him maybe. He didn't mean to hurt him or his friends it was just Spencer Reid wasn't a demi-god. He wasn't a war veteran and wasn't a 'daughter' of athena. He didn't have to bend in all those directions for the gods. He doesn't have to run all the time well traveling half way across the country weekly does help.

"Meeting room with the others in need to do some things." Hotch dismissed him and didn't loop up from the papers. He glanced back at him when he was about to leave the room, but his face was more closed off than ever. He didn't even look up.

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"Look up his past, Garcia. Reids whole childhood." Hotch told her. Oh, Spencer, what did you get yourself into this time?

"Come on hotch he's standing right there." Morgan defended their friend.

"It's fine. It's important." Spencer spoke, sitting in his chair, not meeting anyone's eyes, only reading the case file. Morgan just stared at him in disbelief. Emily and Rossi were silent sentinels sitting in their chairs.

"Um-born Annabeth Chase...was labeled a runaway at 7 years old then went off grid...oh my god..." She read the screen horrified by all the known things that happened to her best friend. What else had happened that wasn't written in these reports?

"Were you kidnapped, or did you run away?" Rossi interrupted her thoughts.

"Ran."

"Why chase?" Emily questioned. She was wondering the same thing.

"It's my father's last name. Reid is his sisters married name. Diana took me in for my high school years. She's like a mother to me."

"Father Dr. Fredrick Chase reported her missing, his wife, Spencer's step mom, according to this report filed her as a runaway the next day. Police initially labeled her as a suspect because of the reported problems between the couple and, according to their friends, it was over Spencer..." She had read important information she usually told to the team, but it was so different reading about her friends than just suspects or victims on their cases. She always hated looking into her friends' past. It wasn't usually a good sign.

"We didn't get along."

"They removed her from the suspects list because she had an airtight alibi from work on camera." Better to be safe than sorry, and she already checked out the cameras listed in the report.

"What about the mother-i mean reids blood mother?" Morgan was trying to treat it like a regular case, but he takes their teammates' cases sometimes... too personal.

"Unknown, father reported finding him on his doorstep when he submitted an application for her birth certificate." Must have been hell of a wake-up call for him he was still in college at this time. The mother could be anyone from a random party to a rundown college bar. Spencer's mother... God, she thought she knew everything about him, and now this?

"Is this really relevant to the case?" JJ questioned, trying to save atleast some of Spencer's mystery.

"Yes, every single one of the kids that went missing has at least one absentee or unknown parent." Hotch explained, tacking up some pictures from the file. Including one of 'Annabeth Chase' the picture was clearly a school photo. She guessed age 7 he was smiling but it didn't reach his eyes. He was dressed...girly? She knew he was trans heck she had leant him a pad before! It was just strange to see evidence of it? Before he transitioned, she means. He had long blood hair and a giant pink bow on, for gods sake.

"Do we really need that photo?" Spencer spoke softly, sounding defeated he didn't look up and just stared at the empty chair across from him. Hotch took the tac out and turned the photo around.

The door opens, and the agents walk in, looking smug. "Glad to see you changed your mind." Dawes condescends, and Dexter judges and smirks at the board like he was about to start mansplaining how to pin pictures to the board. She could tell he was staring holes into the white back of the turned around photo.

"Looks like one of the photos got turned around. Let me fix that for you." Dexter reaches his hand up to touch it. Hotch grabs his wrist tight enough she can see his knuckles turn white.

"No need." He grunted out, staring in challenge. Dexter winces from the pain and steals his hand back. "Just trying to be friendly." He tries to appear unaffected and light, but the pained grimace and wringing of the hand ruins the illusion.

"I was hoping to start with an interview? We need to know everything that happened that wasn't recorded in the reports." Dawes interjects, leaning forward on the empty chair to subtlety enter Spencer's space.

"Why do you feel like the reports are lacking?" Emily questions arms crossed, and JJ stands at her side, looking down on the man leaning halfway over the table. Without missing a beat, Dawes argues, "Well, most reports just don't have all the little details, you know? Luckily, your boy genius here has one hell of a memory, correct?" If looks could kill Dawes would be road kill. If not from Spencer's glistening grey-eyed glare, then from everybody else glaring swords through him.

"I believe i lost the right to be called boy genius when I gaimed the right to drink, but yes, I do have an eidetic memory." Spencer sassed him, and she could see the tightness grow in Dawe's smile. God, it was beautiful.

Spencer rose from his seat and huffed at the nervous look shared between the agents.

"Let's get this over with." She shared a look with Derek. His eyebrows pulled in concentration, his eyes dewey. He looked as sexy as ever, and this was just another instance she wished she was a profiler. To be able to know them on the level they know her and eachother.

[froghat1745]

Congratulations everyone!

I am now turning my 3am Percy weasley babbles into an actual soild fanfic!

If you'd like to see Percy finally get some friends who love and adore him for who he is, Please go read it on ao3.

It includes a decent chunk of Oliver Wood being our favorite loveable golden hearted himbo jock

Some Neville being a shy little autistic herbologist just trying to enjoy his plant hyperfixation

Some Luna making flower crowns and singing old Gaelic songs in the forest by the black lake

And even a muggleborn Penny Clearwater with her sketch pad and a walkman excited to share her interests with the world.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60803842/chapters/155296075

Percy has always been proud of being the dutiful son his mother had dreamed of, the nicely dressed overachieving library volunteer with the shiny prefect badge, the one to shoulder all the familial responsibility, to mend the fractures in the ever neglected weasley family reputation.

But beautiful shiny things rarely ever stay clean and perfect for long.. and when the cracks begin to form on percy weasley's perfectly crafted persona meant to hide the reality of his family's distressing emotional abuse and never ending pressure, he is led to make a decision to save his career against a web of rumors and cruel comments spread by his own father. And despite pleas from a heartbroken Molly, who insists she'll make it all better for her baby boy, Percy refuses to return to his childhood home built from memories of early morning verbal attacks from his brothers and constant quarrel with his dissapointed father.

Percy has come to terms and made peace with the image he will create for himself if he leaves.

but Percy will soon discover that a fresh start and a new chosen family is often found in the most unexpected of places.

For him, it's the hogwarts green house.

[t1oui]

currently writing a oneshot about percy and oliver getting engaged where penelope is very excited™️ and marcus is just tired.

[perciver4ever]

Percy: I'm going to tear you apart limb by limb until you're just a torso with a head. You will scream so much in pain that I will get tired and take your vocal cords tie them into a bow and put you under a Christmas tree for your family. I'm going to mash your organs up, take your bones out one by one then flatten you into a rug that I will give to your family.

Oliver: He's so nice and kind I love him so much!!

Marcus:

Penelope:

The Weasleys:

The students:

The professors:

Merlin himself:

[ssa-neeks-prentiss]

Who I write for :

Criminal Minds

- Emily Prentiss

- Aaron Hotchner

- Spencer Reid

- Jennifer Jareau

- Alex Blake

- Elle Greenaway

- Derek Morgan

- Penelope Garcia

- David Rossi

- Jason Gideon

- Kate Callahan

- Ashley Seaver

Marvel

- Natasha Romanoff

- Yelena Belova(Platonic only)

- Kate Bishop

- Wanda Maximoff

- Carol Danvers

- Tony Stark

Brooklyn 99

- Rosa Diaz

- Amy Santiago

- Gina Linetti

Percy Jackson

- Annabeth Chase

- Hazel Levesque

- Piper McLean (Female reader only)

- Nico Di Angelo (Male reader only)

- Percy Jackson

- Frank Zhang

- Leo Valdez

- Jason Grace

- Reyna Ramirez-Arellano (Platonic Only)

- Will Solace

- Thalia Grace (Platonic only)

- Clarisse La Rue

AGGGTM

- Pippa Fitz-Amobi

- Ravi Singh

- Cara Ward

- Naomi Ward

Wednesday

- Wednesday Addams x reader

- Enid Sinclair x reader

Please request something! Anything really :)

[stickyglitterwombat]

Percy Weasley fanfiction

Can anyone help me? I'm looking for a Percy centric fic that was written back in the day.

As I recall, it was called The Scarlet Pimpernel and focused on what Percy did offscreen during The Deathly Hallows.

It deals with Percy realising how bad things are and how much he fucked up. Finding subtle ways to fight back against the system, and then actively fighting back by smuggling away Mugglborns who are being sent to Azkaban.

It's a beautiful coming of age story. It fleshes out his relationship with Penelope Clearwater and with Oliver Wood.

His love for Penelope is a guiding force and the fact that she was disgusted by his political views and dumped his ass is the wake up call that Percy needed. She gets arrested as a "Half-Blood" and Percy has to make a choice. Percy and Penelope are end game.

Percy and Oliver's friendship is actually a major part of the story.

Percy is living this double life as Dolores Umbridge's protegé and right arm while being the man the Ministry is trying to catch. The Scarlet Pimpernel. From one of Penelope's favourite Muggle books.

There is a scene where Oliver and Percy pretend to be boyfriends to infiltrate an important dinner party. Umbridge is cool with it because at least Oliver is a pureblood ; and hey he's not bad looking even if he's a little dumb.

There also a scene where they visit Gilderoy Lockhart.

It's a very sympathetic take on Percy's character. I would even go so far as to call it an amazing character study. It beautifully handles the complexities of his relationship with his family.

It was really well written, maybe 10 or 14 chapters. It was originally posted on ff.net in the early 2000s, but I believe it has been taken off. If anyone knows where I could find it, I would so appreciate it.

I seem to remember that the author also wrote a lot for Les Misérables.