#percy x penelope

[winn-wynn]

Percy: ….

Penny: HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES!!!!

[perciver4ever]

Oliver, looking at Percy lovingly: He could step on me and I'd thank him.

Penelope, hearing that sentence for the millionth time: I'd thank him too.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Y'all i just saw a post with Penelope x Oliver x Percy and that reminded me that i LOVE them

So i went to ao3 to find something

AND WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 FICS WITH THAT??? AND THEYRE BACKGROUND TOOO

Like it's kinda hypocritical cus i can't write, BUT STILLL

writers, please write them🥺, I BEG YOU, PLEASEE

THEYRE SO GOOD- UGHHHH

[callmesel]

I find funny that I haven't draw anything for almost a month and the first thing i draw is Percy and now I can't stop drawing him

Anyway

Here is something I'm never going to finish

[grimdarling69]

Leave All Your Longing Behind

Emily had been having a pretty good day until the organized crime unit showed up.

"Spencer Reid? Organized crime Unit, im Agent Dawes, and this is my partner, Agent Dexter."

"Yes?" Spencer asked confused standing up from his desk.

"We'd like to ask you some questions? We believe you might be helpful for a case of ours." Spencer seemed confused and startled. He looked around, confused, searching for help. She's about to question them when Hotch speaks from above them on the platform.

"You need to go through the proper channels to use my subordinate. And I have to approve it which I know I haven't."

Hotch walked down the stairs coming to stop in front of them.

"A child's life is on the line. He has relative information to our case. We don't have time for the proper channels." If that was Dawes' attempt at intimidating Hotch, he was going to he very disappointed.

"How about we take a look at the case as a team. Send it to our liason. Now excuse us. We still have work to do." Dawes seemed upset, but after his partner whispered in his ear, he seemed to come to a decision.

"Fine, I'll send it, but hurry children's lives are on the line. We're running out of time." With that, they turned around and left the bullpen.

"Meeting room 20 minutes. Reid, my office." He motioned for Reid to follow him and turned back around.

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"You want to tell me what all that was about?" Hotch asked cocking his head to the side. Spencer was still confused. Kidnapping? Organized crime? He tried to think of any cases he's seen like that would be possibly the Robles case, but the entire team worked on that they wouldn't just question him. He had an eidetic memory he should be able to remember if he knew of any information. He couldn't help but think of...all the quests possibly. When they used the cover of Ares kidnapping them and trying to escape from him to clear their names. Could someone or even Ares himself if he grabbed his children from people who didn't want them to go to camp. Gideon was supposed to be the only one who knew.

"Reid?" Hotch prompted softer this time.

" I don't know... I-"

"Reid, you know something." Hotch commanded him this time. He was profiling him.

"I was taken-when I was younger and he was-never...caught..." he supposed that was the only way to describe. He was technically taken a lot as a child, so it didn't completely count as a lie.

"That's not in your file..." he said quietly like it was only for himself.

"Gideon buried it deeply."

"Of course he did." The look hotch gave him was hard to describe. He tried not to profile it, but anyone could see the regret in his eyes. The hurt from him not telling him maybe. He didn't mean to hurt him or his friends it was just Spencer Reid wasn't a demi-god. He wasn't a war veteran and wasn't a 'daughter' of athena. He didn't have to bend in all those directions for the gods. He doesn't have to run all the time well traveling half way across the country weekly does help.

"Meeting room with the others in need to do some things." Hotch dismissed him and didn't loop up from the papers. He glanced back at him when he was about to leave the room, but his face was more closed off than ever. He didn't even look up.

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"Look up his past, Garcia. Reids whole childhood." Hotch told her. Oh, Spencer, what did you get yourself into this time?

"Come on hotch he's standing right there." Morgan defended their friend.

"It's fine. It's important." Spencer spoke, sitting in his chair, not meeting anyone's eyes, only reading the case file. Morgan just stared at him in disbelief. Emily and Rossi were silent sentinels sitting in their chairs.

"Um-born Annabeth Chase...was labeled a runaway at 7 years old then went off grid...oh my god..." She read the screen horrified by all the known things that happened to her best friend. What else had happened that wasn't written in these reports?

"Were you kidnapped, or did you run away?" Rossi interrupted her thoughts.

"Ran."

"Why chase?" Emily questioned. She was wondering the same thing.

"It's my father's last name. Reid is his sisters married name. Diana took me in for my high school years. She's like a mother to me."

"Father Dr. Fredrick Chase reported her missing, his wife, Spencer's step mom, according to this report filed her as a runaway the next day. Police initially labeled her as a suspect because of the reported problems between the couple and, according to their friends, it was over Spencer..." She had read important information she usually told to the team, but it was so different reading about her friends than just suspects or victims on their cases. She always hated looking into her friends' past. It wasn't usually a good sign.

"We didn't get along."

"They removed her from the suspects list because she had an airtight alibi from work on camera." Better to be safe than sorry, and she already checked out the cameras listed in the report.

"What about the mother-i mean reids blood mother?" Morgan was trying to treat it like a regular case, but he takes their teammates' cases sometimes... too personal.

"Unknown, father reported finding him on his doorstep when he submitted an application for her birth certificate." Must have been hell of a wake-up call for him he was still in college at this time. The mother could be anyone from a random party to a rundown college bar. Spencer's mother... God, she thought she knew everything about him, and now this?

"Is this really relevant to the case?" JJ questioned, trying to save atleast some of Spencer's mystery.

"Yes, every single one of the kids that went missing has at least one absentee or unknown parent." Hotch explained, tacking up some pictures from the file. Including one of 'Annabeth Chase' the picture was clearly a school photo. She guessed age 7 he was smiling but it didn't reach his eyes. He was dressed...girly? She knew he was trans heck she had leant him a pad before! It was just strange to see evidence of it? Before he transitioned, she means. He had long blood hair and a giant pink bow on, for gods sake.

"Do we really need that photo?" Spencer spoke softly, sounding defeated he didn't look up and just stared at the empty chair across from him. Hotch took the tac out and turned the photo around.

The door opens, and the agents walk in, looking smug. "Glad to see you changed your mind." Dawes condescends, and Dexter judges and smirks at the board like he was about to start mansplaining how to pin pictures to the board. She could tell he was staring holes into the white back of the turned around photo.

"Looks like one of the photos got turned around. Let me fix that for you." Dexter reaches his hand up to touch it. Hotch grabs his wrist tight enough she can see his knuckles turn white.

"No need." He grunted out, staring in challenge. Dexter winces from the pain and steals his hand back. "Just trying to be friendly." He tries to appear unaffected and light, but the pained grimace and wringing of the hand ruins the illusion.

"I was hoping to start with an interview? We need to know everything that happened that wasn't recorded in the reports." Dawes interjects, leaning forward on the empty chair to subtlety enter Spencer's space.

"Why do you feel like the reports are lacking?" Emily questions arms crossed, and JJ stands at her side, looking down on the man leaning halfway over the table. Without missing a beat, Dawes argues, "Well, most reports just don't have all the little details, you know? Luckily, your boy genius here has one hell of a memory, correct?" If looks could kill Dawes would be road kill. If not from Spencer's glistening grey-eyed glare, then from everybody else glaring swords through him.

"I believe i lost the right to be called boy genius when I gaimed the right to drink, but yes, I do have an eidetic memory." Spencer sassed him, and she could see the tightness grow in Dawe's smile. God, it was beautiful.

Spencer rose from his seat and huffed at the nervous look shared between the agents.

"Let's get this over with." She shared a look with Derek. His eyebrows pulled in concentration, his eyes dewey. He looked as sexy as ever, and this was just another instance she wished she was a profiler. To be able to know them on the level they know her and eachother.

[ssa-neeks-prentiss]

Who I write for :

Criminal Minds

- Emily Prentiss

- Aaron Hotchner

- Spencer Reid

- Jennifer Jareau

- Alex Blake

- Elle Greenaway

- Derek Morgan

- Penelope Garcia

- David Rossi

- Jason Gideon

- Kate Callahan

- Ashley Seaver

Marvel

- Natasha Romanoff

- Yelena Belova(Platonic only)

- Kate Bishop

- Wanda Maximoff

- Carol Danvers

- Tony Stark

Brooklyn 99

- Rosa Diaz

- Amy Santiago

- Gina Linetti

Percy Jackson

- Annabeth Chase

- Hazel Levesque

- Piper McLean (Female reader only)

- Nico Di Angelo (Male reader only)

- Percy Jackson

- Frank Zhang

- Leo Valdez

- Jason Grace

- Reyna Ramirez-Arellano (Platonic Only)

- Will Solace

- Thalia Grace (Platonic only)

- Clarisse La Rue

AGGGTM

- Pippa Fitz-Amobi

- Ravi Singh

- Cara Ward

- Naomi Ward

Wednesday

- Wednesday Addams x reader

- Enid Sinclair x reader

Please request something! Anything really :)

[t1oui]

i had another fic idea. (bear with me, it's a long one. read it after the cut.)

percy weasley was always the black sheep of the weasley family - the outcast, the nerd, the one who didn't quite click. so when he was sorted into slytherin, not gryffindor, it wasn't really a surprise.

the weasleys couldn't believe it, though, could they? percy was the smart one. the kid arthur and molly could brag about, the older brother fred and george could prank. slytherin was different. slytherin was a statement.

percy loved it.

for once in his life, percy was away from siblings, parents, and expectations. he was going to forge his own path, and they wouldn't have any hand in it - and that's why he was there, wasn't it? his ambitions, bigger than his family could ever imagine.

percy was still a good student, don't get me wrong. he studied hard and got good marks, and he befriended penelope clearwater, a ravenclaw who valued schoolwork even more than he did. percy was still a good student, still analytical and logical, but not nearly as uptight as his family remembered him. his parents watched as he smiled over letters with his new friends the summer after his first year, and the twins were surprised to see how often he laughed the summer after his second. when they joined him for his third year, their first, they couldn't help but grudgingly respect the easygoing, confident manor of the boy at the slytherin table.

by his fifth year, percy was fairly popular in his house. nobody made fun of him for being made prefect; instead, they congratulated him. as percy waited for his youngest brother to get sorted, he sat beside marcus flint, the two of them making small bets on which houses they thought the first years would be placed into.

neither of them put harry potter in slytherin. neither of them knew what to say when the sorting hat announced the boy who lived was a snake, and neither of them said anything as they accepted oliver wood's distant apologetic smile at the outrage of the gryffindors. harry was supposed to be theirs.

but percy knew that silence, that outrage, that surprise. the discomfort that came with expectations not being followed. so, really, waving harry over to sit beside him wasn't a difficult decision.

in harry's second year, as people spread rumors about him being the heir of slytherin, percy and marcus and oliver and penny and even cedric and cho, third and fourth years themselves, were always there to defend him. their youngest ally, their youngest friend, percy's brother. the boy who respected him, looked up to him, when his own family didn't.

ron and ginny were gryffindors, but harry was a slytherin. harry walked the halls with blaise zabini, draco malfoy, and pansy parkinson, but he also walked them with percy weasley and marcus flint.

as percy grew, watching the odd happenings that surrounded his brother, he learned not to assume the best. he never had, really, but now he knew more than ever how dangerous optimism could be. percy did not go straight into the ministry, still riding the high of being head boy. instead, he spent long evenings eating takeout in oliver's dingy london flat and meeting up with penelope and marcus to discuss books. (oliver said he would've joined their book club, really, but with puddlemere, he was far too busy, and none of them faulted him for it.)

when percy was 18, he was surprised to find tickets to the 1994 quidditch world cup in his mailbox, but he agreed to attend with his family. he received two tickets and chose to bring marcus, letting oliver use his second ticket for penelope. when death eaters arrived, the four of them stayed back to help usher people into the forest. they didn't show their faces, and even then, as he shared a look with marcus at the sight of the dark mark above their heads, percy knew what he had to do.

at the triwizard tournament, percy - now an employee of ludo bagman - found himself sitting with harry potter once again, watching him and cedric (who was already much bigger than the last time percy had seen him) compete. he saw the way harry watched cedric and cho at the yule ball and couldn't help smiling, knowing what it was and going to send oliver an owl about it as soon as he could. he's growing up, percy had scrawled, unable to contain his happiness.

when percy weasley was 19 years old, still a mere child, he didn't walk out on his family for the ministry. he didn't make his mother cry, and he didn't call harry potter a liar. he didn't deflect and forge papers for muggleborns, didn't get them to safe houses. when percy weasley was 19, he and marcus hugged oliver and penelope goodbye before leaving to take the mark, hoping that their sacrifice would be enough.

just like he had in his few months with the ministry, percy quickly rose voldemort's ranks. he smiled as he spoke of getting revenge on blood traitors like his own family, and he laughed when voldemort killed muggles before him, and he gained the dark lord's trust like no other. he sat around a table with severus snape and watched as his former head of house studied him, not realizing how similar the two of them really were.

percy did not forge papers or lead those in need to safe houses, but he didn't have to. that was oliver and penny's job, and he knew enough to know that they were doing it well. he couldn't send letters, but he could send a patronus, and when he learned of cho chang joining the order the second she was of age, he sent one offering his congratulations and telling her to stay strong. not like you aren't already, he'd said. she'd come a long way from the excited little girl who annoyed penny with talks of quidditch.

percy celebrated his 21st birthday with marcus flint and a silvery stag, curled up beside him with the promise of a reunion in the near future.

percy weasley was 21 when he arrived at hogwarts for a battle he pretended to be on the wrong side of. he kept his hood up and his mask in place, and he squeezed marcus's hand before he broke off into the crowd. he may have looked like one of the bad guys, and he may have acted like one all his life, but what was percy if not unpredictable?

when he found fred behind a crumbling wall barely separating him from three death eaters, he cast a spell. he didn't stop to see who he'd killed in favor of this boy (not his family, not anymore), and he didn't stop to revel in fred's surprise as his older brother's voice spilled from a death eater's mouth and told him to get to safety.

percy weasley did not slow down. percy weasley did not hesitate. percy weasley killed friends and foe - they were often one in the same, nowadays - and he fought until it wasn't his fight anymore. he fought until it was time for him to stand back, holding up a bleeding marcus as he watched his baby brother, the one with green eyes the same color as his tie, face off against the man he'd been reporting to for months.

percy did not cheer when voldemort fell, instead dropping marcus into oliver's arms and running foward to pull the brother he'd almost lost into a long-awaited hug.

"i'm proud of you," he whispered, and he held harry, let him sob into his shoulder, until aurors arrived and threatened to take anyone with a mark on their forearms. harry stood his ground, ready to defend, but he wasn't surprised to find percy gone. he walked back to blaise and pansy and draco, collapsed into their arms and gave a small smile to ron, the boy who'd given him company during the dark months in grimmauld.

percy weasley was tired, far more exhausted and far more mature than someone his age should've been. as he fell asleep in oliver's flat for the first time in years, squished between oliver and marcus on the couch, hands tangled in penny's hair, he couldn't help but smiling at one thought:

he was a better spy than severus snape. he was a war hero.

~

you can now read part 2, from harry's pov, here!

[certifiedlovergirlsstuff]

a 1.5k follower celebration!

i wanted to say thank you so much to everyone that’s been following me from the beginning of this blog to my steve series to now. never would’ve thought i’d made it this far. i’ve done a celebration before (it flopped and this might to) but i still want to try and engage with yall. here are my rules for the blog

so welcome to my movie night! it’ll last a month so i hope you bring your skincare and good snacks. everything will be used with the #a 1.5k movie night🎞️

romcom (💐)

-step one: choose a prompt (list 1, list 2, list 3). step two: select a character from the options below. add more context for a detailed blurb. -please note: only one prompt with one character per ask. unlimited asks! -example: “cleaning their wounds” with peter parker. -character selection: peter parker (ps5/mcu/asm), steve harrington, spencer reid, dick grayson (titans, young justice), peeta mellark, jake peralta, ethan landry, robin buckley, neteyam, lo’ak, chad meeks martin, miles morales (platonic), jake sully, *peter quill, *matt murdock, *penelope garcia, *wally west (young justice), *dean winchester, *percy jackson (tv show; platonic), *stiles stilinski, *jace velaryon. (italic names are for characters i'd like to start writing. a practice round for me.)

drama (🎭)

-short and sweet! a tiny idea/trope (try for less then ten words) + a character, and a short drabble is sent your way. -example: friends with benefits with steve harrington -character selection: peter parker (ps5/mcu/asm), steve harrington, spencer reid, dick grayson (titans, young justice), peeta mellark, jake peralta, ethan landry, robin buckley, jake sully, chad meeks martin, miles morales (platonic), neteyam, lo’ak, *peter quill, *matt murdock, *penelope garcia, *dean winchester, percy jackson (tv show; platonic),*wally west (young justice), *stiles stilinski, *jace velaryon.

sci-fi (🪐)

-lets chat! send in any headcanons, thoughts, fic ideas, etc about any character i write for or even ask about myself. I'll let you look into my camera roll if you ask nicely.

mystery (🎱)

-word association: send in a word with a character and ill post a sentence from a wip. -character selection: eter parker (ps5/mcu/asm), steve harrington, spencer reid, dick grayson (titans, young justice), peeta mellark, jake peralta, ethan landry, robin buckley, jake sully, chad meeks martin, miles morales (platonic), neteyam, lo’ak, *peter quill, *matt murdock, *penelope garcia,*wally west (young justice). (i do have a couple drafts for the italic characters)

musical (🎶)

-melody mash! anything music related. could be a blurb, could ask about my taste, it’s almost limitless.

[hchollym]

We've all seen stories where Percy's family likes his partner (such as Oliver) better than him, but my favorite headcanon is that his partner's family absolutely adores Percy.

They love having deep, intellectual conversations with him; they admire his ambition and dedication, because they know he'll always take care of their child (if needed); they like that he's polite and well-mannered; they love that he clearly puts effort into the relationship (you just know he wore a suit the first time he met them because he wanted to make a good impression); and they are happy that his interests are more than just physical activities, because it helps their own child be more well-rounded, so they think he's a good balance for his partner.

Basically, Percy is exactly what a lot of parents hope for in a partner for their child, and his partner's family absolutely loves him. ❤️

[apolloscastellan]

Masterlist

Current works: 2.

Last work: Loss of my life final chapter (Published 02/09/24)

Currently working in: ArtPatrick x Patrick's childhood best friend!Reader series, Riff Lorton x Tony's sister!Reader series, Poly!Percabeth x Reader one shot.

Newsies:

Jack Kelly

Racetrack Higgins

David Jacobs

Albet DaSilva

Elmer

West Side Story:

Riff Lorton

Mouthpiece

Challengers:

Art Donaldson

Patrick Zweig

Tashi Duncan

Poly!Challengers

Harry Potter:

James Potter

Lily Evans

Poly!Jilly

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Poly!Wolfstar

Poly!Marauders

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Ginny Weasley

Ron Weasley

Percy Jackson:

Luke Castellan

Annabeth Chase

Percy Jackson

Poly!Percabeth

Dear Evan Hansen:

Connor Murphy

Bridgerton:

Anthony Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

Colin Bridgerton

Eloise Bridgerton

Penelope Featherington

The Summer I Turned Pretty:

Steven Conklin

Conrad Fisher

Jeremiah Fisher

Taylor Jewel

Stranger Things:

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Poly!Steddie

Dustin Henderson

Lucas Sinclair

Max Mayfield

The Hunger Games:

Peeta Mellark

Finnick Odair

Famous people:

Ben Cook

Mike Faist

[perciver4ever]

Percy: I'm going to tear you apart limb by limb until you're just a torso with a head. You will scream so much in pain that I will get tired and take your vocal cords tie them into a bow and put you under a Christmas tree for your family. I'm going to mash your organs up, take your bones out one by one then flatten you into a rug that I will give to your family.

Oliver: He's so nice and kind I love him so much!!

Marcus:

Penelope:

The Weasleys:

The students:

The professors:

Merlin himself:

[percyweasleyapologist]

Penny: I want to kiss you.

Oliver, not paying attention: What?

Penny: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

[callmesel]

I was looking in my Percy Weasley related folder when I came across an old fanatic of Percy holding a kid that I think it was Neville as a toddler and the twins (or more their speech bubble) saying something in Japanese in the background.

I saved that piece of fanart in October of 2022 and I can not find it for my life but I promise is there, somewhere. Anyways, it said something like:

Percy: What did you do know?

Fred: It's not our fault! Neville was supposed to be shorter, no younger! (Idk if this was or no really but that's what i remember)

George: Yeah! Now what do we do? We can take care of him!

Percy: I suppose that I Will be taking care of him until he is back to normal.

I don't really know if this is really how it went but I do know that Fred and George where involved, the kid Percy was holding is Neville and that he had to take care of him.

And them i have started to think of that. What if the golden trio became toddlers and Percy being the Headboy, has to take care of them. And they get all sort of problems because tehy are toddlers and toddlers do a lot of weird stuff discovering the world

And Fred and George makes it even worse because they encourage it and even takes them to their clases and because Percy is a experienced father (parenting his siblings since he was five) it just like in constant alert mood bc they are delicate little kids who always get in the worse trouble ever.

And maybe Mcgonagall helps them too, idk or Madam Pomfrey and gives Percy advice on how to take care of them. OR EVEN SNAPE like he is just keeping an eye on them or telling them to be careful and stuff like that or even the teachers taking turns on watching them so Percy can study, a single mother who works two jobs♪♪

And if you want to throw Oliver into the mix like he looks at Percy holding toddler Harry or Hermione or Ron or whoever it is and thinking to himself that Percy would be a magnificent father for their future kids and Penny it's just in de background like dude you aren't even dating yet-

Idk i think it's just a cute scenario, definitely fu'n to work with, maybe will write it some day.

[audrxyweasley]

A fun snippet from my trans!Percy WIP I thought I’d share!

Oliver had been confused, but naturally fell to their lead as he sat down, choosing to join in their cajoling at the expense of anyone who dared look at her wrong rather than launch into the questions rattling around in his brain that his face betrayed. Instead, he gave her curious gazes, appraising almost, studying all of the feminine choices she’d made that very morning as though he wasn’t entirely sure what to make of her, but was pleasantly surprised thus far.

Ten minutes or so of that routine, however, had quickly rendered it tiresome, and with an exasperation that seemed far too old for her voice, Nora finally challenged him. “Just spit it out, Ollie, so I can go back to eating my breakfast without feeling like I’m inspiring your next muggle studies project.” With a weak glare she took to buttering another slice of toast before running jam over the top as she studied the still quiet hall.

Even her voice seemed to surprise him, she quickly realised, and Nora found herself trying to force down the flush in her cheeks at the prospect some of her and Penny's practise on that front might have paid off. “I’m just…” he began, holding his hands up slightly with his palms facing her, “can I be honest with you here?” He sighed in his Scottish brogue after a moment.

Nora bristled slightly, trying not to show how on edge she felt all of a sudden, “well if it’ll stop you gaping at me like a fish then get it over with,” she replied haughtily, eliciting wary glances from the twins in Oliver’s direction.

Rubbing the back of his neck nervously and running a tongue over his lips, Oliver darted his eyes towards the table with embarrassment, “well, I…I’m just shocked by how pretty you are,” he blushed. The twins looked eager to speak and he continued in a rush, refusing to give them breathing room, “not that you were ugly before or anything, mate, obviously, but I mean…you’re kind of stunning and I just…didn’t see it coming.” He blabbed, trying to explain his way out of any hole he might’ve dug.

Nora laughed brightly at him, “alright, I think I get it Ollie, calm down. I’ll take the compliment, but seriously, I don’t look that much different to yesterday, do I?” She reasoned with him.

Oliver shrugged and began loading his plate, “dunno, I guess so. Suppose it might be the fact I was looking at you as a mate, not as a girl,” he looked up as he dropped a few sausages onto his plate, “does that make sense?” He asked, brown eyes seeming to pierce the blue of Nora’s.

She nodded, regaining her senses after a moment, “shockingly enough, it does actually.” She grinned at him, before wiping a stray smear of jam from the corner of her mouth.

[shitakimooshrooms]

I spent like an hour writing my au for Percy Weasley’s 7 years at hogwarts + the aftermath with my headcanoned group of friends/polycule that he has and I’m not even done. I will post it tomorrow if I finish it then. (Please read tags for more info)

[aboutl0ve]