#percy is so done

[dezyj1205]

Percy's First Day

Apollo: You'll be fine! Hermes: Exceptional! Poseidon: You are my son, there is nothing you can't do! Triton: I'm sure the halfling will be okay. If not, he does know how to pray to one of us. Percy, staring at the gods: ... Percy: I... I'm literally just starting my first job. It's not a big deal. Poseidon: It is the biggest deal, my son! Hermes: What if the other kids are mean to him?! Triton: I will tear them to pieces. Percy, dropping his head into his hand: I should have let Luke end the world.

[zonedallthewayout]

Percy: *jumped by a monster at New Rome*

Random Student: Are you okay?? Maybe you should sit down, you just had a near death experience!

Percy:

Percy: My entire life has been a near death experience I'll be fine

[shadowychopshopstarlight]

Prompt:

Instead of Percy travelling to Harry's time, why doesn't he travel to Tom Riddle's time? Instead because of a quest Percy accidentally touched an artefact that belonged to the wizarding world and it transported him to Tom's time. And although Percy is often portrayed as a himbo, he's actually really smart. So Hecate sees an opportunity and tells him to prevent Tom's transformation to Voldemort. And since he's a demigod, his mind is protected by the Mist 'cause mortals aren't meant to know about the godly world and unless revealed by a god or with the permission of a god or by being clear sighted, they'd go insane so their minds just don't comprehend this stuff. Tom is none of the above so he doesn't find out about it till later.

Another thing, so the gods are these super powerful wizards and witches in the wizarding world and all have ancient family names that their demigods can use for clout and convenience. They're known for elemental magic

Percy and general demigod backstorys:

He belongs to the house of Poseidon. Their family's elemental magic is water and minor control over earthquakes. They're powerhouses whose wands are specially built because their magic is more raw power. His previous school was Olympus Academia of Elemental Magic and Myths. He's considered kind of royalty by some wizards (Ministry).

He trained his powers with Kymopoleia and fine tuned his sword fighting skills. (Annabeth did not stop him in Tartarus and they are not together in this fic.)

Percy's personality:

He's sarcastic, funny and intelligent. He's a chaotic gremlin. He's also the dad friend. He's just a bit oblivious when it comes to love. He's morally grey. Does not care about some random weirdos. Though he is very anti-bullying.

Romance:

It's your choice. It can just be romance free but please do not pair him with a random girl. It physically pains me when Percy is written with a girl that is not Annabeth. Maybe consider Tom Riddle or Abraxas Malfoy.

It's okay if you wanna change some things regarding the plot and backstory but not the romantic aspect or his personality. If you write it, pretty please tag me.

[whitephoenix81]

Apollo before the war with the giants: I'm playing both camps. That way, I never lose.

Apollo after: I regret every decision I've ever made!

Apollo: Percy help!

Percy: ...no.

[minjimunji]

Obligatory battle of the labyrinth kiss scene

Bonus:

[izzenithal]

Percy “Has Been Waiting to Use This Meme as an Excuse” Jackson, and Annabeth “Never Seen a Meme” Chase

[anotherteenageroninternet]

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

[hadarachione]

No just think, Percy ‘just so done and full of sass’ Jackson, meeting obi-wan ‘to tired to care’ Kenobi.Oh the sass and dry humor the wit offs.

Now to get this in full effect you have a couple of options, depending on when and where you drop him off at.

Option one: kid obi-wan getting sword lessons from some teen in the streets. Where obiwan gets sneaks out/lost your choice, but meets Percy and kid obi with stars in his eyes goes: you. You’re mine now.

Percy years of coaching kids: sure?

Percy then finds out he has like, a dollar store version of the force, he still doesn’t get it don’t ask him. Obi-wan learning life and fighting from Percy. Obi-Wan continues to sneak out to learn from his advanced skills teacher. One day learns that Percy actually speaks another language he’s never heard before or of. Obi-wan language Kenobi wants to learn the language no one else speaks. It’s great for coding.

Not only will obi-wan get a cool older brother figure (maybe father?) but also learns about listening to your gut(read:force) and not other people

Now eventually the masters at the temple noticed. Chais ensues

Bonus points

If Percy some how became a mandalorian just because he like there armor.

Okay hear me out… Percy Jackson in Star Wars.

[zipadeea]

"You fell in love with God...like Jesus?"

Twenty minutes in and the new Percy Jackson is the best thing I've ever seen.

[dezyj1205]

Percy Jackson as Things my Sister has dared to utter Pt 2

Piper: Do you know how weird it is to be in here doing stuff and you just look up to see a picture of your mom on the Tv? Nico, going through his Twilight phase: Let me go back to Aireo? Ari? Aro! Percy, to Estelle: And you're like a midget too so... Leo: Let's not go see a movie, I could just pirate that right now. Hermes, coughing and hacking: I hit a blinker. I'm gonna hit another. (Proceeds to die as he hits three more.) Poseidon, about Zeus: Don't let him go on a podcast. Or a talk show. Reality TV? Forget about it. Hecate, to a random black cat: Are you a clean boy? Clean baby! Jason: Maybe my words are a little dumber. Sally, after Percy has a bad day: Why is my wall bubbly? Paul, to Percy: What have you seen in life to come back looking like that (My cousin said this one.:P)

[percexe]

YOUR GRANDPA is trapped in TARTARUS PRISON and needs YOUR HELP TO GET OUT! call 1-800-titansarmy today to pledge your eternal soul to the cause

[starrrrr-dreeeeam]

[jackklinemybeloved]

[…]

Percy’s warning to fellow half-bloods in the audience, across different mediums.

The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan (2005) The Lighting Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical (2017) Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series Teaser (2023)

[lilislegacy]

help this scene is so funny

just your average 16 year old teens! just defeated a giant, covered in sewer water, and… making out

don’t mind them, they’re just percabething

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

this photo is the single most important thing in the world to me rn