#pepsi red

[kindheart525]

I can’t make a Smiling Friends next gen without showing what our own Allan Red is up to! Other than paying for abortions of course /j

Allan never really thought about having kids or starting a family. Sure, he has the occasional one night stand, but that doesn’t mean he expects them to go anywhere. Plus he doesn’t like little critters running around and invading his space, even without counting the especially bad experience he’s had with that. Once his coworkers start having kids and he’s forced to be around the rowdy little ras-cales, it only affirms for Allan that this is not the life he wants. He does not like kids and isn’t eager to get married either. In my personal headcanon he’s on the aromantic spectrum, but Allan doesn’t care to label himself like that. All he would say is that he’s simply not interested and he has better things to do.

But that doesn’t mean Allan is a total loner. He cares about his friends and enjoys a little companionship even though it’s not the kind most critters prioritize in their lives. So as the rest of his friends took on the title of “father,” Allan became a proud cat owner! But don’t call him a “cat dad” or the cats his “fur babies” or anything like that; he finds the whole thing to be pretty ridiculous. 

To him they’re more like roommates and close friends who he happens to feed and clean up after. They’re quiet, well-behaved, and nothing like his friends’ children (who aren’t allowed to meet the cats for the most part). He finds it insulting for them to be compared to children and arguably the cats are insulted by that too. I don’t know, their faces just all look like that. 

Here are the cats themselves:

Noodle (pronounced “New-dell”) is the Foreign Shorthair that Allan adopted when his friends’ kids were little and who he owned throughout his 30s. He fits the classic “pet looks like their owner” stereotype with his squinty, judgmental eyes, his long gangly limbs, and his unusual “honking” meows that kind of sound like Allan’s monotone voice. He’s very selective with his affection yet seems to think of himself as some kind of god; he’ll scratch almost everyone who touches him but will loudly demand that Allan carry him around everywhere like a king on his throne. Allan will argue with Noodle over who’s really the boss of the house, but oblige anyway to keep him satisfied.

Coca Cola and Pepsi (pronounced “Cokey Coh-lah” and “Bepis”) are a bonded pair of Sphinx cats who serve as Allan’s companions during his midlife. Much like Noodle before them (and most cats to be honest), they have a god complex and expect to be treated like royalty, which is amplified by these littermates egging each other on in everything they do. They’re like a sassy villain duo that you would see on TV, causing mischief in their stylish coordinated sweaters that Allan paid a lot of money for (“it isn’t a fash-awn statement, they have a medical condition-uh”). One minute they’re screaming at their owner to feed them and the next they’re looking photoshoot ready, so you can never expect what kind of mood they’ll be in.

Quesadilla (pronounced “Queue-salahd-yuh”) is Allan’s final and longest-lived cat. An ugly, scraggly black hairball since kittenhood, she was the runt of her litter and the last to get adopted, but ended up outliving all of them. Allan takes excellent care of all of his cats, providing them the best food, enrichment, and exercise he can reasonably afford, but even he is surprised at Quesadilla’s longevity. She makes it to almost 30 years old! He didn’t even have to spend a fortune at the vet to keep her alive like some critters do for their pathetic little dogs—Quesadilla would kill the vet herself if he did subject her to that. Even as she slowed down, even when she was blind, deaf, and could barely walk straight, she stayed alive out of pure spite.

[timothvy]

he's ok ! :]

[pepsicoughdrops]

they are like brothers to me. do you understand

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[addisonbae]

Addison Rae

Academy Museum Gala 2024

[skipitty-bop]

most normal red team activity

[graves-doodles]

She was a damn good horse, our Crystal Pepsi.

[orchidrush]

Malt liquor on your lips

[educatedmurderr]

MIGHT SELL PRINTS OF THESE . But something for the senior art show :3333

[redcomet-stims]

Dog and Pepsi stimboard perchance??

Alright :3

🥤🐶🌀 Stimboard with Pepsi and dogs for anon ^^

Thank you for your request :3 I hope you like this! I like how this turned out-even if this is a little simple, it still all blends together, and it's just, you know, neat ^^ Anyway, hope this is alright!

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[etheral-moon]

Summertime essentials: Heart-shaped sunglasses, a red vintage mustang, and a coke.

[nayeondoll]

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[addisonbae]

Addison Rae at the CFDA Awards 2024

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[glasscovereddoll]

god bless america, and all the beautiful women in it

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late but happy fourth of july!!

[goldensunset]

If you desire art ideas, I think N would look really funny in a Baroque Society uniform

ok not to shoot down creative ideas especially coming from a mutual but it needs to be addressed. i already take so much issue with the canon characters in khml with that uniform. nept has blue hair!! it looks bad against a bright red uniform!!! remus has red hair!! it becomes visually indistinct from his outfit!!! character designers what were you cooking!!!! freya sweetheart disregard this message you and your gray hair and black white red color scheme are so beautiful you can stay. as can my beautiful pink-haired oc