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âGreat, welcome mr. Wayne.â Danny sighed when a man who introduced himself as Bruce Wayne entered the shop. âSo happy you could make it. Iâm Danny, Iâll be doing your reading today.â God, one ounce of energy less in his words and he wouldnât be only dead on the inside anymore.
The man beamed at him. âAmazing to meet you Danny. Say, Iâve never seen you here before, are you new?â The man asked jovially.
Danny grimaced. âYep, now please follow me.â He was going to get so nauseas from those damn fumes back there, he just knows it. With how shit had been going, heâs going to throw up that one sip of milkshake he managed before yesterdays disaster on those fancy ass shoes. And that man couldnât stop smiling and touching every damn little trinket on his way to the back.
âAnd what is this,â Wayne asked holding up a shiny trinket, immediately dropping it and picking up the next one, âfascinating, and this? Is this a spell book, how peculiar.â Danny was going to add another shade to the collection here.
He finally reached the room. âSit down over there please mr. Wayne. Now, what exactly did you want to achieve when coming here?â He asked. The only thing miss. Claire told him to actually do before the reading.
The man actually seemed to become bashful at that, a bit nervous. He wrung his hands before rubbing one of his hands over the opposite wrist. âI was actually hoping to talk to some resently deceased people. A friend of mine died and but was very fond of this shop you see.â
Danny held in the sigh. Great, it was most likely the woman with the pearls floating behind him. âLet me guess, lady, dark hair, nice pearly necklace.â
The man seemed caught of guard for just a second before becoming it seemed angry. Or just very very sad. âSee here young man, I will -,â
âYeah yeah, save it.â Was he being an ass? Yes. Did this man deserve it? Most likely not. Did he care? No. He just spend the entire night trying to find shelter for the rain just for it to either crumble, leak anyways or in one kinda memorable occasion, blow up. So no, he did not care that he hurt some Vladâs 2.0 feelings. The woman eagerly began speaking so he just repeated what she said. âGreat, so she wants you to not let the Matt hatter ruin Alice in wonderland for you?â Danny looked at the lady like she had gone crazy. âReally, thatâs what youâre starting with? Anyways.â He sighed.
The man had become silent at that. âAlso, we I ask Alfie?â He looked at the spirit lady who nodded enthusiastically. âGive you the book he wrote named âhow to navigate social situations: a step by step guideâ and use it to finally have a good talk with her grandson.â Okay, so rich dude had family issues. None of his business. âAnd, in her words, âchance the time on the grandfather clock, this is just getting depressingâ whatever that means.â The man was just silently staring at him now.
Another ghost tapped the lady on the shoulder before he turned to Danny too. âAnd great, another one joined.â They linked hands. âSo itâs a date now, great.â He grumbled more to himself. So it was two friends who died and not just one. Okay, he could deal with that. âHe says that they will always love you no matter what.â So it was a lovers affair instead of just friends? âAnd that the name youâre looking for is Edward Colson? Sheesh, was this a murder or something.â The two were getting more exited and talking his ears off.
âOne at a time please.â He glared to mr. Wayneâs left. The man glancing behind him, predictably seeing nothing. âAnyways, was that what you came for? Or do you need anything else?â The man seemed to have actual tears in his eyes.
âYou can see my parents?â Danny snapped his eyes to the two who looked sadly at their apparently son. Well, that explained the fashion choice. Also, that was almost worse then a love affair murder case.
Danny just stared at the man and didnât really know what to say. He was translating this guys dead moms words to him. Ancients, he was an asshole. Stupid, idiotic, moronic move Fenton. Great, how to cut this off as soon as possible. âOnly for a while. The power in this room will fade in a bit.â The man was a totally different person now. Danny hesitated. âDo you want to say anything to them?â
He thinks he had much more tact just now than in the past 10 minutes. âIâm sorry.â The two ghost seemed to decent on the man. Cooing at him, telling him he was not at fault, that he couldnât know, couldnât have done anything, was only a child when it happened.
âAh screw it.â Danny said before making just the tip of his finger invisible. That should contain the spirits becoming visible in the area, right? He was still debating wether this was a mistake or not while the spirits of Martha and Thomas Wayne became visible to their sons eyes. Ancients he needs Jazz.
Iâm a Size Medium, Thanks.
Danny is irritated. No actually he is beyond irritated. He is annoyed, he is frustrated, he isâŠ. Heâs really fricking irritated and canât be bothered to remember any more of Jazzâs SAT words.
He continues his glare out the window as he searches for his straw with his mouth.
He just- where is it- thinks itâs a stupid fricking-stupid ass milkshake-he shouldnât have to basically-gah! Danny snaps his head down to find his suddenly missing straw, only to successfully poke it directly into his eye.
âOw! Fricken-â He groans, throwing his head back, and putting his hands to his face, âMother-tucker, Holy Taming of A Shrew!â He pounds his free hand not cradling his eye on the table, trying not to make more of a scene. Of course, this utterly fails because it immediately tips over his milkshake glass with a clatter as it spills onto his pants, making him jump up with enough force to knock the table over and drop the milkshake glass the rest of the way to the floor.
Danny stares at it with blurry vision and a watery eye. He sighs, âAt least-â
The glass shatters.
Danny sighs again, deeper. âOf course.â
He looks up at the restaurant around him. Noticing the many, many people staring at him.
Wonderful.
Danny grimaces, âSorry, I so didnât mean for that to happen, uh-â Danny reaches to straighten the table, fumbling for a second before it stands upright, he steps away from it, âIf thereâs any way I can help or.. like fix it. I can pay for the cup..â a server comes over to him, âif you want..?â
The serverâs dead eyes donât waver as they silently place a wet floor sign over the spilled milkshake.
âThanks.â
âUh huh.â
The server walks away, leaving Danny to sigh all on his own. He leans over to grab his backpack from the booth, checking it over for milkshake before slinging it on his back, thankfully clean.
He makes it one step forward before he feels the floor go out from under him. Ah gravity. His greatest enemy. This is karma for all those times heâs ignored it, isnât it?
The wind is knocked out of him when his back slams to the floor, cushioned by the dulcet sounds of his bag crunching against broken glass.
He looks up at the wet floor sign.
The man on the yellow plastic mocks him.
Danny sighs.
He curses his stupid luck.
He curses this stupid city.
Then he curses himself because he knows any of this stupid cityâs curses end up affecting him anyways.
Danny gets to his feet, ignoring the feeling of milkshake on his hands and his⊠everywhere.
He trudges out of the diner without looking back. At least heâd already paid for it.
He grimaces at the milkshake handprint on the door, trying to wipe it away with his shirt and only succeeding in making it worse.
Danny catches the eyes of the server inside, staring at him, eyes progressively more annoyed.
Danny puts his hands up in surrender and backs away.
Directly into a person. Only his milkshake covered self prevents him from being hit with anything more than the manâs scathing glare.
He puts his hands back up and moves away to dodge everybody else on the sidewalk. Along with the occasional ghost. Visible only to him of course.
By the time he has managed to escape the sidewalks into an alley, he is certain there is a trail of slightly sticky businessmen behind him.
Danny crouches to swing his backpack down in front of him and take stock. Okay, he could put his sweatshirt on over it⊠but it would also get ruined⊠damn it.
Danny looks around, checking every inch of the alley for cameras and then backing himself into a corner just to be safe. The flicker of intangibility is barely noticeable except for the wet squelch of milkshake remnants dropping to the alley floor. Lovely.
And of course, the flash of every single Gotham ghost in the area becoming visible and almost tangible for a split second. Also⊠lovely. Thereâs a couple startled shouts on the street.
Maybe an alleyway was not the best place for that.
Danny slides his sweatshirt on over his shirt to at least pretend like he was covering a mess and then shimmies out of the alley while trying to make as little contact with ghosts as possible.
Heâs almost completely certain he looks crazy as all get out if the stare he gets from a passerby means anything.
Of course⊠now heâs left glaring across the street again.
He can feel the Infini-Map burning a hole in his backpack. It said this was the next place a natural portal would open and get him back home.
It just didnât say⊠when that portal would open.
But of course, itâll be right in the middle of somebodyâs store. Usually not an issue. Except again, this stupid cityâs curses are attracted to his energy, so of course the store couldnât be literally ANYTHING ELSE!
Danny glares at the stupid fricking sign and the stupid predictable pun and the stupid neon hand in the front window waving at him.
âThe Claire Witch Project: psychic, medium, and Claire-voyantâ
Danny is on day three of simultaneously avoiding the entire building while remaining close enough he can be there when the portal forms.
He is dirty, tired, and running out of money. In short, Danny is starting to lose hope on this endeavor.
The worst part?
He has the perfect solution.
Thereâs a pathetic little piece of printer paper taped to the inside of the window.
âHelp wantedâ
When heâd first gotten here, Danny had followed the infini-map all the way to this horrific city, seen the sign, and turned a quick 180. Heâd rather die again thanks.
Heâd smacked into two billboards just coming into the city, and there was literally no stars, why would he want to stay here till the portal opened when he could just find another?
Except.. Dannyâs eye twitches dangerously as he thinks back on it- except there wasnât another portal. This was it. For the foreseeable future, he either caught this portal or was stranded for whoever knows how much longer.
Danny sighs again and dreads his continued existence. He looks both ways on the street, takes a step forward, nearly gets run over, steps back, and turns for the nearest crosswalk.
Fine. He could follow rules if it meant increasing his chances of leaving.
He tries to hold in the sigh this time, he really does, he swears.
Not the one before he opens the shop door though, that sigh deserved freedom from his trials. It joins the myriad of whispy translucent shades lingering in the store. Because of course there was just enough spiritual energy in here for them to be visible to him.
âHey there!â A girl in loose fitting colorful clothing appears from behind a corner, âIâm Claire! How can I help your life journey today?â He can see the way her bulky crystal hair accessories sway with her movements. What was he getting into here again?
Danny tries to ignore the incense shoving itself up his nose as he speaks, âHey, I wasâŠâ He was really doing this huh? âHoping that the help wanted position is still available?â
The girl looks him over as she moves to the back of the checkout counter. The clear observation makes him nervous, and he takes his hands out of his pockets to try and look marginally more⊠candidate-able.
âYou have experience?â
âSure d-â He wants to throw up in his own mouth, ancients this is so cringe, just let him die, âSure do!â He says through choked back vomit and false cheer, âIâm aâŠâ -barf- âIâm a medium.â
âOh donât worry about that, you donât need a uniform, I donât need your size silly!â
Danny blinks. What? Also. What?
âWait-Iâm hired?â
Claire pauses from getting something from under the counter, âDidnât I already say that?â
âUhâŠâ Dannyâs eyes dart around the shop, âNo?â
âOh well, you are, you have the right vibes, donât worry,â she slides a few papers onto the glass counter, and Danny is abruptly, horrifically reminded he has no legal documents to speak of here. He thinks. He hasnât actually checked.
Crap.
âOf course, most of my clients pay in cash, so Iâll pay you in cash too just to make it easier, and any crystal sales Iâll just add to it. Sound good?â
âSure?â Oh no, is this gonna be Dannyâs first real job? âBut I donât know anything about crystals. I have a goth friend but sheâs not into that stuff.â
Claire waves his comment away, âOh no worries, I can leave a packet.â
Danny nods, âThank- wait, sorry. Leave?â
Claire laughs, pulling out a bag from behind her counter, âYes I leave for a trip in two days. Family things you know,â
Danny feels like his brain is being scrambled, âOh, what, what happened? Is everything okay?â
Claire looks at him, blinking wide, âWhat? Why would anything have happened?â
âBecause⊠you said, you were leaving for-â
âJust donât want to get caught in a bad position, you know how it is.â
Some of the shades stir in the air, their misty movements twitching with agitation enough to draw his eye for a second.
âRight. Well Iâm glad I came when I did then,â Danny says, because he still doesnât want to be rude.
Claire smiles at him.
Danny pats his hands against his sides awkwardly, trying not to look up at the movement of the shades intertwined with incense smoke at the ceiling.
Thereâs a little jingle behind him, which he belatedly realizes is the door when Claire moves to greet them before he can even turn around.
âMs. Jives! Wonderful to see you! Howâs the goldfish?â
Ms. Jives turns out to be a slightly older woman, maybe early seventies with a cane but she looks good. The coffee brown hair is almost certainly a dye job but it frames her wrinkled face well.
âOh Jim is lovely dear, much better this way, I bought him a new plant just the other day, he just loves it.â
âGood, here for your reading right?â
âI am! But you can finish up with your customer first if you need,â Ms. Jives says. Claire waves her concern away.
âNo need, this is Danny, I just hired him, he has a similar mystical connection.â
âOh thatâs lovely,â Ms. Jives says as she passes by him, âWould you like to come with dear? Claire is going to do a reading for me.â
Danny grimaces, âSure.â
In the end, by the time Ms. Jives makes it slowly to the back room, Danny is trying to think of where heâs gonna sleep tonight. He mostly zones out when Claire dims the lights and starts talking nonsense.
All he heard was âsomething something card, something something magician something reversed something something balance something something chihuahua.â
Ok, maybe he wasnât listening. But he was trying to focus on not staring at the movement of the shades, and the incense was mega strong and Claire had some weird ass music playing. Heâs almost certain sheâs faking everything. Down to the atrociously bright bead earrings.
Danny sags when she finishes, all too happy to leave the weird little curtain covered room.
He stands in the front awkwardly while Ms. Jives pays, twiddling with the various crystals and trying to figure which ones are actually yâknow.. mystical or whatever.
Answer? Surprisingly most of them. That he could tell, at least, but itâs not like he actually knows how to sense that out on purpose. Heâs pretty sure a couple of the heart shaped rose quartzes are complete duds but what does he care.
Heâs thoroughly bored by the time Claire calls him back over. Apparently to tell him that heâll do a reading tomorrow.
âTomorrow?!â Danny blurts, âDonât you want to like- I donât know, make sure I can- or like.. I donât know, but tomorrow?â
Claire just smiles at him, âI believe you can handle it, trust me.â
âTrust you? Lady, I just met you and youâve been nothing but crazy the whole time!â Danny wants to say, instead, he keeps his mouth shut and nods with what heâs sure is fear in his eyes.
Then sheâs pressing something into his hands and when he looks down itâs a key. A key. Thereâs no way-
âSo be here 9am sharp, Danny! You can open up and Iâll come in later!â Claire starts pushing him towards the door, âAnd Mr. Wayne should be waiting for you when you get here!â
Danny turns around to catch himself in the doorframe, âMr who will be what now!? Wait, Ms. Claire, Maâam- why-!â He stops to lower his volume and ask politely, âWhy am I doing this? You donât even know me,â Danny says, one leg still in the store.
Claire smiles, âBecause the universe told me to silly! See you tomorrow! Hereâs my number!â Then she slaps a sticky note to his chest with enough finality that Danny takes a step back. The door closes with a click and ring of the bell inside.
Danny stares at the door with his eye twitching for at least a minute.
What the hell did âthe universe told me toâ even mean, you kook!?
Danny sighs and looks down at the sticky note, quickly inputting the number in his phone before something happens to it.
Heâs barely hit save when he finally steps away from the shop front andâŠ. is immediately drenched to the bone.
Because apparently itâd been pouring rain and he simply hadnât noticed from under the awning.
He watches as blue ink slides off the sticky note in little sad face streaks.
Danny sighs.
#donât know how that came out#written on a phone so ignore any mistakes d:#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc#danny phantom crossover#bruce wayne#Danny being done yet didnât think of lying to get rid of frootloop number 2#Bruce is shooketh#the universe is laughing tho#debatable if it was clockwork or just an unknown god somewhere from dc
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UNCANNY X-MEN #5 From The Ashes
First of all, I should acknowledge that something I've been calling a missed opportunity has received an attempt on page - the X-Men killing in FotHox, specifically Kurt. It's a single line and doesn't make a lot of sense, trying to have cake and eat it too by nodding to it in issue 5 but not meaningfully engaging with the recent past. Kurt did NOT think he was a killer, ever. That's just a bad faith reading of the text. He was in a war against genocidal fascists, come on.
Cool new form for Calico, though.
Kurt putting his sword/s away doesn't quite cut it. Errol Flynn swashbuckling has been an influence on him since he was a child and he's been big on sword usage almost since the beginning of his publication history. It's his thing, and he badly needs personality in FTA. Also, he didn't kill anyone with a sword in Fall, he teleported them into space. Swords parry and block, they disarm and intimidate. They have use outside of combat. They look cool, and it's something Kurt is very good at. So yeah, the barest attempt was made, but it didn't land for me. There could have been space to set it up and sell it too, perhaps by toning down the Charles Xavier/Sarah flashbacks that were ultimately just a fakeout.
Speaking of things that were given lip service in issue 5 and could have benefited from more attention, Jubilee told us who she is - kinda. A panel or two of origin story that was established in the 90s, but nothing about why she's here or what she wants out of life. How she feels about the loss of Krakoa, where the hell her baby, Shogo, is. It fits in with Uncanny's overarching sense of unfocusedness and her role could have been performed by anyone - not a good look for the end of the flagship book's first arc.
We get the resolution to and defeat of Sarah Gaunt. 'She's crazy, always has been' is so unsatisfying. I can't think of any other description. It's nice that we don't have another sin to lay at Xavier's door, but attempted baby trap is not a frequently used trope for a reason. She acknowledges she was lying, but then blames him for the loss of her son years later in a different country - then transfers that hatred to all mutants? Comicsxf have criticised her characterisation as 'Monstrous Mother' and I agree. What was the point of giving it so much space, to the extent that we spent more time in the past than with most of our putative main characters? She beat the shit out of Logan and Rogue the last two issues, nearly killing them - only for Rogue to draw strength from deus ex dead kid and completely wipe her out. It's lovely that Rogue is able to summon empathy for her, it shows us why she's a hero, but taken as an arc she's rewarded with victory despite making bad decisions. Long time readers know Rogue can lead, but I think Gail Simone is going to have to do the work to convince new readers that she's right for this. It's well and good to have moral authority but leading your team to death isn't.
Harvey X was unexpected but felt unearned. Surprise is fun but internal and narrative consistency is better. I thought it was Charles moving people around, because it was signposted. Harvey X being the puppet master felt almost silly as he revealed previously unseen very powerful abilities. Why would he wait for Rogue and Logan to be nearly dead to act? Maybe that's the only time he can act, because he's dead? Idk, at least he didn't scream how hot Rogue is again. He speaks about a sacrifice he's making but what sacrifice is that? Is his power finite and burns him out, Proteus-style? It's not quite clear, and I guess we'll never see him again.
Precognition. Healing. Telepathy.
Gambit and the Eye of Agamotto was a Chekhov's Gun that mostly worked (and made me feel sah smart for calling it.) Remy prays (?) to it and then blows the possessed cultists away. I'm pretty sure Jubilee could make a bigger boom than that (I know she can) but rule of cool wins the day.
These are/were captured and possessed mutants. I hope we see them again, especially after Fawn's introduction in #1. They're not doing this willingly.
Rogue flies to meet Warden Ellis to give her Sarah back, further muddling Ellis' characterisation. I have no idea what she's about now. Nuance is good in antagonists, but for someone who wants to crush mutants with her government mandate she's awfully cooperative with them. No threats, no riddles, no ultimatum, just meekly accepting two threats? I want to give a fuck about the closest thing we have to an antagonist (for a crossover event right around the corner) but there's nothing there! This was an opportunity for something, anything. Gah! I don't understand this writing.
Rogue's threat is interesting, though I have to wonder what she and Scott are going to disagree about. It's implied Jubilee will get captured, and we know Beast already has been. 2/3 X-Men teams have their motivation to wreck Graymalkin I just struggle to see them coming to blows over it.
Rogue and her elocution lessons feel very out of character and came out of nowhere. If it was setup earlier and tied to insecurity or identity that would work, but being introduced and haphazardly paid off in issue 5 baffles me, frankly. Rogue's southern upbringing is never something she's been ashamed of, her angst has almost always been related to her powers. She's a confident woman. A story where she struggles with that could have legs, but that's not the story that's been told. She certainly doesn't need Gambit or Logan to tell her - I'd expect it to be the other way around.
I'm not sure what to make of the images we get from Harvey X's visions of the future. I'll write about them separately if I find an interesting hook.
So ends the first arc of Uncanny X-Men volume whatever. My main issue is that it doesn't meaningfully engage with what came before it, and it doesn't quite manage to establish its own identity either. What is its mission statement and what kind of book can we expect? I don't know, and I hope Gail Simone does. It's not the end of the world, mind you. Following Krakoa was always going to be tough, and the world was going to feel smaller, less connected. I can't help but wonder what it might have felt like without a lot of Charles Xavier flashbacks amounting to nothing. Maybe we'd know more about Kurt or Jubilee, even the Outliers. Ideally that'll be corrected. I don't do number ratings so I'll just say it was okay, higher if you are a Rogue stan.
#x comics#uncanny x men#from the ashes#x men#rogue#gambit#professor x#marvel#comics#wolverine#nightcrawler#calico#jitter#ransom#deathdream#Harvey X#fawn#jubilee#sarah gaunt#warden ellis
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Ronin x mc x Angel thoughts???
Angel, devil and a mortal.
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Killer chat spoilers
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Ronin was laying in a bed with two people, Y/N was curled up beside him and right beside them was Angel. he chuckled quietly as he was watching the sleeping writer.
"Never thought we would be a thing again, Maria." Ronin looked at the woman who was looking at him.
She chuckled softly and brushed a hand through their hair.
"Yeah... me neither." She scoffed and looked up at Ronin. "Maybe they are what we needed from the beginning?"
"Like someone to keep us in a safe balance?" He shook his head. "Maybe, I don't know. But 's feels nice, having a bad shit crazy cannibal and then a writer as your partners." He smirked when he felt Angel's glare on him.
"Oh, shut up Ronin." She rolled her eyes playfully, unable to hide her smile.
"Awh, you're such a softie." He moved his hand from Y/N's waist and took a strand of Maria's hair between his fingers and twirling them around.
"... Would you ever imagine us being a thing again before meeting them?" Angel asked not protesting against Ronin's playful behaviour.
"No, I thought that being friends was our end, not like it was a bad thing." He paused. "You're... good friend." He said in a softer voice.
"Yeah, you're not too bad either..."
There was a moment of silence between them.
"I'm so fucking glad that they helped you kill that motherfucker." Ronin said, letting Angel's hair go.
"... They really helped me out a lot." She looked down at their sleeping form.
"Wow, where's my credit?" He said sarcastically.
"Guess you helped out too, you emo idiot." She smiled.
Ronin was about to answer but a sudden feeling of lips touching his forehead and then moving away to do the same for Angel stopped him.
"You're not asleep..?" Angel asked.
"You two are talking to loud." They yawned.
"Hah, of course you're a light sleeper." Ronin scoffed and ruffled their hair.
"Thanks Ronin, I really enjoy the free hairdresser treatment." They sighed. "Anyway, you two dummies. I love you two, and will burn this world down if you will want me to. Now sleep, Angel has a photo shoot in the morning, and you need to have enough energy to annoy me."
And with that the three fell asleep, an angel and a devil embracing a human in between them.
#killer chat#killer chat ronin#gender neutral reader#angel killer chat#fanfic#fluff#angel x ronin x reader
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Had a customer frantically ask me questions on how to make coasters...
Ma'am, this is a Walmart, and I just so happen to always stock the craft dept... I know a little bit about a few things and can try to guide you towards where to begin, and that's about it.
#reminds me of the time a man had me smell body wash for him#or the other time someone asked me about baby stuff... Im glad you think i look like someone who fucks but... Idk nothing bout babies#i can give advice on paiting and sewing and how to use Mod Podge to seal works and I can advise use on stencils and safety#other than that?#regurgitating shit I saw on TikTok and entertaining conversation despite how much work I have to do#Never apologize for 'wasting my time' Customer service supercedes stocking... I really dont care#just dont be an asshole and I'll do just about anything to help you#i once followed a lady around the store bc she needed a special cart for some furniture and had her hands full#a separate time I ran across the store twice for one lady who was in Pharmacy and needed shit from Grocery#i dont care#being nice opens so many doors for you#please#people will do crazy shit for people who are nice#and its so easy#its easy to be nice
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RUFIOH PROPAGANDA: Literally everything he has ever done to and about Damara - cheating on her and lying to her for years, seemingly never standing up for her when Meenah was terrorizing her, still chasing her image as a sex object to this day (particularly Aradiabot, who he says acts âjust like the real thingâ), and calling her his âpsycho exâ behind her back constantly while acting nice to her face.
KANKRI PROPAGANDA: Straight up doesnât think Misogyny is real and denies its existence outright, calling it a meaningless pseudoscience not worth any concern, discussion, or consideration. Slutshames Porrim directly to her face.
#homestuck#homestuck polls#alpha trolls#rufioh nitram#kankri vantas#damara megido#porrim maryam#nekro.txt#my vote is personally on Rufioh since he is more of a danger than Kankri is#both physically and in how his misogyny is expressed#Kankri doesnât seem like he could survive a physical altercation and his misogyny. while more direct. is also just stupid as fuck#and doesnât really do much other than annoy Porrim and cause crazy fandom discourse bc the fandom is also full of misogynists#who take him completely at his word for no reason#despite his whole deal being that you shouldnât listen to him#Rufioh meanwhile is ABSOLUTELY capable of beating my ass in a fight AND heâs exercising his misogyny in very tangible ways#that can will and HAVE caused actual legitimate harm to people in universe#he played a very active role in damaras mental downfall and not only does he still mock and blame her for it#but he has the audacity to be nice to her face shit talk her behind her back and sexually objectify her image#aradiabot is a child and he still targeted her for âacting just like the real thingâ#way more dangerous than some dumb fucking idiot saying obviously stupid shit imo#like while Kankriâs misogyny is more overt bc heâs practically saying the words âIâm a misogynistâ with his whole chest#Rufiohâs misogyny is more *tangible*#you know
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some fucking idiot: when we say "magneto was right" we're saying he's right about society and shit not supporting his terrorist actions
me: don't lump in with your cowardly ass i'm in full throated support of his terrorism. sentinels, purifiers, the mardies etc are all real and exist and want mutants dead and literally no one gives a single shit. they'd rather pass the mutant registration act and make "scaly lives matter" jokes on twitter then help stop the genocide of mutants. it's a good thing actually he's blowing shit up and he should do more of it actually.
#xmen 97#'his politics are good but i don't condone his plan to kill everyone on earth' my brother in dormammu--#the earth is FULL OF UNKILLABLE SUPER ROBOTS WHO WANT TO ERADICATE HIS ENTIRE SPECIES AND ENSLAVE A FEW FOR A WORK FORCE FOR HUMANS#THEY JUST SENT AN ELDRITCH ROBOT SHAPED NUKE TO DESTROY THE BIGGEST MUTANT POPULATION AND ONLY SAFE HAVEN !!!!!!#WHAT PLAN DO YOU HAVE FOR THE BASTION ISSUE???? OR DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WHOLE 'VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER' SHIT APPLIES#WHEN THE OTHER GUY IS SO TICKLED WITH HIS WORK COMMITTING A GENOCIDE HE'S PLAYING FUCKING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER ON AND TALKING ABOUT MEMOS#LOOK FOR THE DIPSHITS IN THE BACK-- DOCTOR FUCKING DOOM EVEN CALLED IT A WAR CRIME AND TOLD BASTION TO WATCH HIS BACK#WHEN DOCTOR DOOM THINKS YOU SUCK SHIT YOU'RE PRETTY VILE#BUT NO LET'S FUCKING TALK IT OUT#LET'S JUST ASK REAL NICE FOR THE UN TO GIVE MORE AID EVEN THO THEY'RE ACTIVELY PULLING OUT AND CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING INVOLVED!!#OR HOW ABOUT THE AVENGERS!!!!! OH WAIT!!! CAP WOULD ONLY WORK WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF US LAW AND INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SENTINELS ARE REAL AND IN THE FUTURES OF RACHEL AND BISHOP MUTANTS ARE IN FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS#BUT NO OKAY MAGNETO'S GONE TOO FAR OKAY I GET IT#i feel like i'm on crazy pills are before FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?!??!!!
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letting myself unmask has been so nice at times because i'm seeing my boyfriend express joy much more readily too. who knew me being expressive and all that would do so much good!!!
#today was touch and go but overall much better than yesterday where i was watching a musical (not my thing) and it was legally blonde (cool)#but everyone's voices were so shrill (ouch) and the audience was clapping (ouch) and talking a lot (ouch)#and i was three rows back from the stage so the lights were bright (ouch) and there were strobe lights (ouch) and the person seated next to#me kept touching me when she turned to talk to the person next to her..... AND my joints were killing me but we had to walk everywhere from#the theatre to the restaurant we ate at for dinner. which was a byob. and i didn't know we were going to a byob or i would've b'd my own b#but my bf's family doesn't drink so it would've been awkward anyway. and no one talks to me and i don't talk to anyone but yet i'm expected#to be there for some reason (??) i'd rather stay home honestly. horrible time. i couldn't even vape because of said family#so i had zero pain or anxiety relief that whole time. and i had the longest meltdown in the theatre. and i couldn't finish bc intermission#so i had to just like. force it down so i could sit there in silence for 15 minutes while everyone else talked to each other.#and then after all that we still had a 40 minute car ride back home. with my bf's mom.#and then today she invited us to the park with her and my bf was like 'do you wanna?' and i couldn't say no in front of her so i said yes#and then felt SO anxious because god. i just needed A Day. so then i shut down. but then i communicated what i was needing to my bf#and we had a nice walk at a different park on our own. phew#i do Not mean to complain but goodness. pre-autism i would've blamed myself for everything that happened#but now i can properly commiserate with people who understand me LOL anyway. look at some of the crazy shit i went through yesterday
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so my general paranoia has always been pretty bad (hi ocd) but I thought it was more manageable the past few years as I've matured and gotten better at catching myself before I spiral, but recently (as in the past three weeks or so) it's been so bad that I do things impulsively as I'm spiralling without even realising it and it's been negatively affecting the way I perceive how friends think of me which I do NOT want to start happening again because that sucked. Idk why it's happening but I'd be grateful for any advice idrk what else to say about it.
#But anyways if you catch me acting really strange (more than usual)#or saying/doing things that seem overly docile or apologetic it's just another spiral don't worry about it#I genuinely don't know why it's gotten so much worse like I didn't change my meds I didn't change my diet I didn't change my habits#nothing crazy happened#I just have no idea#forcing myself to be vulnerable to my friends because I need help and it's about time I let people know that#affirmations certainly help but I feel so so bad asking for them like 'ohh I'm just fishing for compliments' or 'ohh I need someone to say#smthn nice every 6 seconds or I die' or 'ohhh I'm being so dramatic wahh' you know how it is#I at first thought it was just one or two occasions but no it's happened repeatedly consistently with ALL of my friends#and even coworkers and professors#I need to get out of my head I apologise to everyone who's ever had to deal with me spiralling#I promise I don't say the shit I do because I want you to feel bad for me I just genuinely in the moment am thinking that way#I know it's bad and after it's over I feel awful about it but idk what to do
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look martha has been my fave companion of the past almost ten years so obv having my little hyperfixation reignited is going to bring back my love for her too but itâs exacerbated by so many people being so wrong about her and her season. i would love to venture into the wider fandom instead of the five people i trust w her but every time i do that i am disappointed :(
#this is not abt my last post to be clear this is abt going in youtube comments sections :/#idk i think people just. literally do not remember her episodes and make conjecture off of what they donât remember#itâs also just. the racism around discussions of her holy shit how do you people not see the way you hold her to a different standard#outside of what is going on romantically between them which. complicated#it genuinely drives me crazy when people hear marthaâs getting out speech and think her entire arc has just been abt her crush#as if half the reason she has to leave wasnât bc the doctor Made Her Into Him#like no she doesnât say that. because she canât. (BUT ALSO SHE DOES LATER? SO WAHTEEVR)#sheâs also dealing w the doctor at his worst for a whole season & it would be nice if other people acknowledged his actions . Ever#like the guy was suicidal. the entire fucking season. and she gave her life to keep him alive#you see how the getting out speech is. not just abt attraction. WHATVERR!!#doctor who fandom IS just like this though. you have to find your niche#these tags arenât coherent itâs 4 am#ted talks#martha jones#doctor who
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someone pointed out something I did the other day that I didnât really notice I do and then I was likeâŠ.. yeah why do I do that and turns out itâs stimming. And apparently I do it. A lot.
#discovering behaviors that youâve been doing your whole life that people found weird and annoying is stimming is fun!#⊠haha. ha.#person at work last night: is your shoulder feeling ok? I saw you kind of holding it#me who is constantly putting my left hand on my right shoulder: uhhhhhhâŠ. no. I donât know why I do that#me googling it about 30 mins laters: đ§ââïž#I mean on the one hand itâs nice that theyâre adhd behaviors rather than likeâŠ. moral deficiencies I guess#but now I canât unsee it#itâs an innocuous behavior that is going to make me super self conscious now#Iâve seen⊠very few (I can think of 2 on the top of my head) docs that I know or work with#that Iâve seen do stuff like this. but theyâre both men and theyâre both clearly hyperactive adhd#maybe other people are medicated or just better at masking#itâs nice to have a nice to a lot of the struggles of my entire life honestly#but itâs not like it makes it not a struggle or makes people mroe sympathetic#like my husband has the classic hyperactive adhd#and my forgetfulness and messiness drives him absolutely crazy#but his hyperactivity and emotional volatility drives ME crazy#and telling my mother about the diagnosis and what it means and sheâs like#âoh I totally have that too!â yeah maybe you do#but see it was YOU that told me I was a bad person for forgetting things#and YOU that said I was lazy and a slob for having difficulty keeping things organized#and YOU that would smack my hands when Iâd pick at my nails and tell me itâs a disgusting hav#and YOU that STILL tells people that your physician daughter âgives up on everything!â#âŠâŠ.. do I have some bitterness to work out maybe#đ€#what was this about?#oh yeah anyway. I hope people donât notice I do this shit#and if they do they donât know what it means#âŠ.uh.#personal?
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public perception on illness has shifted so far that people think i'm insane for not wanting to hug them when they're visibly sick but if they see a medical mask in any context they freak the fuck out
#getting sick every 2 weeks and knowingly spreading it to other people is the norm now i guess!!!#and then there's most liberals who will only mask if they're visibly sick and want to go to a concert or something#being aware of and giving a shit about deadly illnesses should be like a pretty standard position#but it's like crazy radical leftist shit now#i can't correct people when they say 'back during covid' bc it's not socially acceptable to acknowledge that it still exists#and it's considered Too Political to inform people about something that is actively killing them#i hate this reality as if my life wasn't fucked enough in 2019#now everyone's 'moved on' from a problem that still exists#even worse now BECAUSE no one gives a fuck#so those of us who do give a fuck have to work much harder to protect ourselves#while we watch the people around us destroying their health#all bc this hell country prioritizes profit over people#not even to mention the so called leftists who SEE me screaming about this in every platform#and still go 'oh well if you're more comfortable masking that's fine!' :)))#and the continue to go about their daily life pretending we're 'post-covid'#i'm so tired of playing nice about it#vent //#ness talks
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#i already posted this in my personal group chat but the only person who's responded so far is my sibling#and I'd really like to hear from someone outside of âpeople who benefit from telling me nice thingsâ#because yeah its probably still true but my brain won't listen#anyway#I'm probably (definitely) spending too much time on the Internet and suffering from some crazy depression#but regardless#I'm feeling like shit about my writing and it's created a negative motivation loop#I keep seeing people churn out work that's 5 to 10x longer than what I post#Some people I'm seeing do that daily#and I can barely post one or two things a month.#It's been making me feel like shit that I just can't seem to do that.#I know part of it just isn't my style#and I usually love that my work is easier to read#but i thought that would get me more engagement and i guess I was wrong#plus when all you see is negative feedback on *literally that style* and getting no positive feedback at all#it's a real fucking killer.
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Imso tired man. I'm so tired. Why do I work this hard I am so FUCKING over this shit
#this other bitch out here like haha woopsie i forgot to clock out for lunch even though ive been out for two hours :)#guess ill leave early today! heehee#YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. YOU FUCKED ME OVER YET AGAIN#i am SO FUCKING SICK of this shit. why do I have to be the one to suffer#why do i have to be the person who doesnt get a say in fuck all even though im doing THE MOST WORK#and then i have to sit here and act like she fucking knows what shes talking about wrt animals#IM THE ANIMAL KEEPER. I KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS DEPARTMENT BETTER THAN YOU#Im going crazy fucking insane right now#my coworker is out sick so ive had to do shit scheduled for three people. me. One person#and then im told shit like its just one class! ITS NOT#i have to break them up into two because its too big of a group#then i say ok we are doing reptiles over here#and shes like oh ummmm someone has it reserved for this time so can you do it in [place that is extremely loud]#and im like yeah ok fucking sure FINE#and then we get there and someone else is like ummmm we were told to est here for lunch by [her name]#and i radio her like UMMMM??????????#and shes like Oh woopsie i did tell them! you can do it at ummmm [3rd place]#im like yeah thanks for fucking wltting me know#Sorry im sorry thus is so extreme and petty but im like DROP DEAD#youve made my work life hell when it doesnt have to be because YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB#FUCK!!!!!#YOU get to have a social life becaus you do whatever the FUCK YOU WANT#YOU get paid way more than me to do FUCK ALL#YOU dont have 30+ living beings depending on you every day#shut the fuck UP#I am so mad that i work so fucking hard and it doesnt fucking matter#so yeah sorry for starry spam but i think hes nice and right now the only thing keeping me from fucking losing it at work#along with a 1 min video of kookaburras im plahing over and over
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#z rambles#Yuchea: / me: đ„łđ„łđ„łđ€Żđ€Żđ€Żđ„łđ„łđ„łđ€Ż#God I'm so satisfied with my yuchea redesign its so crazy#It feels like all thw previous designs were his previous looks. When he first got to twst. His second year. And currently? Its neat to me#I NEED TO DRAW FIRST YEAR YUCHEA ZANE AND MALLEUS#They're all mfs who stare at the intricate designs of random shit#I was thinking of redrawing that one 1st year zane and mal anyways#uodate after a long time: its still funny that people sometimes find this#which is nice. i really do like yuchea hes my baybyyyy#also no. i did not redraw the 1st year thing KDNFKSKDK
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hm. I just realized how weird it was that every year in school we had to have a moment of silence on 9/11 to remember the victims, and everyone took it really seriously. But when we had a designated time set for going outside and having a few minutes for the Parkland shooting victims our teacher told us âI donât want to see any of you leaving my class for that. You donât even understand what youâre protesting.â
Not that I would have known where to go for it anyway. They didnt really tell us where outside we would be gathering.
I wish i had stepped out that day anyways.
We have a god damn school shooting every fucking day in this country and I couldnt even take 17 minutes one fucking time to mourn with my classmates because the gun owners wouldâve felt attacked.
#Meow.#Fuck the anthem. Fuck the pledge of allegiance#Fuck every stupid shithead conservative who made me feel ashamed or selfish for wanting better in this god forsaken place#Fuck America. Fuck your dumbass patriotism#Sick of this shit#I cant look at any comments on reports of school shootings because people dont even say âthat really sucksâ anymore#Its immediately people jumping to the defense of guns and shitting on people who want some stricter regulations or something#âI need my gun incase we have to overthrow the governmentâ#like hey you dingdong. you know that military and police force you keep supporting and saying we need to strengthen?#your AR 15 isnt going to do shit against their tanks and jets and bombs. Youâd be dead within seconds. gun or no gun#But then again their idea of anarchy and an attack on the country would involve queers getting bodily autonomy so#I feel like im going fucking crazy#I need to kick in every conservatives head. Every single one.#Sick of trying to be the tolerant left I need to kill now#Im so tired of being nice.#So tired of tiptoe-ing around shit just to keep people who couldnt care less about me comfortable.#When is it my turn to be an asshole?#When do I get say 'I have no atrong feeling as to whether you live or die. but if i had to choose I would wish you dead in an instant.'#Im tired of mercy. tired of grace.#tired of being one of the good ones.#i want to be exactly what they think of us but worse#sick of shoveling dirt into a bottomless void just to find some middle ground for them to spit on
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Being called confrontational when you can just clearly communicate without being rude is crazy to me. People are so afraid of conflict or being called out for shit they actually did when they meet someone who is actually honest with themselves they short circuit. Stay the actual fuck away from me.
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