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justhereforsomethingnice · 3 days ago
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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works
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it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about
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justhereforsomethingnice · 12 days ago
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“The prince just fell in love with Cinderella because of her looks!”
Wrong. Okay, picture this–
So there’s the prince, okay? He’s like, smack dab in the center of the ballroom, and he is like, horrifically aware that this whole ball thing is a result of his dad falling into a panic about the royal lineage or whatever and he’s stuck listening to highborn girl after highborn girl, all lined up, introducing themselves like, “Oh yeah my family’s been a longtime supporter of the crown, and I think you’re cute, *cough* I’ve been told I have child-bearing hips *cough* Who said that? Anyway–” and Princey boy is just smiling through it, he has been the center of attention for entirely too long, he misses his emotional support horse, and is just internally like “Someone please kill me now.” And then… he sees her–This isn’t a love at first sight thing, this is a ‘what the hell is going on over there’ thing, because this girl has not gotten into the Debutante line for a solid 45 minutes. 
She’s just at the hors d’oeuvres table going HAM on the prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, and like, she’s polite about it, she’s happy to move aside for other people grabbing punch and canapes (and she’s really so sweet with the wait staff, it’s kind of cute because they’re like… definitely not used to being acknowledged) but it’s like, “Damn girl, did you not eat today?” and then the prince is kind of stuck with the uncomfortable thought of ‘how many girls starved themselves to fit into a corset for this.’ And then the Prince realizes he’s missed the past 4 Debutante introductions because he’s watching Mystery girl hork down crab rangoons. So he’s like, “Excuse me” and manages to break free from the never-ending parade of girls who will hop on his dick for status.
 And as he’s approaching Mystery Girl, it’s kind of hitting him that something’s not quite natural about her. Not fake, but not quite real. But at the same time this whole evening’s been just a whole circus of people acting fake as hell, so like, someone seeming a little off doesn’t seem bad, necessarily. And he sidles up to her like, “Hi,” and she’s like, “Oh–hey, have you tried the tapenade?” and she points to one of the plates, and at this point, he could hit her with the “You don’t know who I am, do you?” deal or the “Very funny, I see your play” deal, but at this point it occurs to him that, no, he hasn’t had anything to eat throughout this whole damn ball, partially because of being stuck in the debutante parade, partially because of nerves, and there’s something so disarming about the question that he grabs a crostini and she still seems so food-focused that it doesn’t seem possible that this is a play. So they both grab little plates and ditch the party.
She pretty much clears her plate in under two minutes and then has half of his plate, he’s cool with it, mostly he’s just absolutely fascinated listening to her.
See here’s the thing about Cinderella:
1. She doesn’t know he’s the prince. Like yeah, he’s been at the center of the room, but she’s kind of spent half the party eagerly looking around everywhere she’s allowed to go (”Have you seen rose garden? Have you seen the solarium??” further confirmation that she doesn’t know who she’s talking to) and the other half stuffing her face with food. 
2. She assumes she’s never going to see anyone here tonight again, and no one recognizes her, so she has no filter.
So she’s just talking about whatever with this guy. He seems cool. She talks about her friends, who are rats. She makes little outfits for them. Sometimes they bring her little gifts. She is already the coolest person the prince has ever met because of this. She pretty much offhandedly talks about whatever is fucked up about the kingdom that would take his advisors two hours of hemming and hawing and watering down to address. She just says it like it’s nothing, just funky little things she’s observed, and again, she’s not aware that he’s the prince, but it’s still pretty damn bold to bring up at a literal royal ball.
She… seems to have the majority of graces that lots of girls from Respectable Families™ have, but there’s something strange about it, something simultaneously broken and hardened, like the way you can see where ice has thawed and re-frozen. Also the way she talks about her family, and the way she avoids talking about her family– is raising several red flags, not in the “Oh this is another person trying to take advantage of me” sense, but in the “Oh fuck, something’s gone really wrong and you need help” sense and also lowkey a ‘damn is she even getting fed?’ sense. But he can’t say, ‘Hey, that’s not fucking normal for people to say that to you or treat you that way. We need to get you out of there,’ without sounding crazy himself, so for now, he’s just going to chill, make sure she’s comfortable, and keep enjoying the evening. She’s somehow befriended like 4 of the waitstaff so they’re willing to cover for them while they disappear for a little bit, and they get plenty of time to talk, but eventually it hits her that she hasn’t danced yet and she’s like “Come on! I bet we can make the prince jealous!” and he just bursts out laughing at that like “hell yeah, let’s make the prince jealous. He’s a real asshole.” Like clearly she’s having a good time, so who is he to make it weird? So they head back to the ballroom and they dance. And our girl, Mystery Girl, Cinderella, while they’re dancing, becomes acutely aware that everyone is staring. That doesn’t seem quite right. Like, yeah she’s hot, she knows she’s hot, but at least a good third of the party should still be focused on the prince, right? Where is that guy, anyway?
Oh.
Oh wait.
Oh shit.
And Princey Boy actually picks up on her realization and they whisper argue for like 3 minutes. “Why didn’t you tell me?! Now I feel like a goddamn idiot!” “I dunno it was nice being treated like a normal person” “Well me treating you like a normal person makes me a goddamn felon or something did you consider that?!” “Hey–Hey–it’s cool–you’re cool–I think you’re amazing, and if anyone says shit about you, I can shut it down.” “Well I don’t like that! That’s fucked up!” “I agree. It is fucked up, but I believe in you, and I think you should have a chance, and I’m here to back you up. I know power is fucked up right now. I know. But are you cool with working with me to change that?” And our girl Cindy pauses on that for a couple seconds, because.. she’s just spent hours with this guy and like.. she knows he’s a good guy, she knows he means well, so she’s like, “I don’t know how long I can actually work with you.” and the prince is like “Look, I know your home situation is complicated right now, but I really think we can–”
And then the bell starts ringing.
It’s midnight.
And then she takes off in a panic, and our prince just met the coolest person ever, and like, he’s pretty sure whatever situation they’re headed back to is fucked up, and all he’s got going to find her is a shoe. A shoe. 
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justhereforsomethingnice · 30 days ago
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justhereforsomethingnice · 1 month ago
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justhereforsomethingnice · 1 month ago
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Danny dances through the streets of Gotham. Music blasting through his earphones. A scarecrow goon crawls nearer. Holding a threatening needle in one hand, a recorder on his shoulder and a gun in his other hand. He was to fear someone, observe for as long as possible and then shoot and get rid of the body.
He raised his arm above his head and slammed down. The boy swayed in a slide to the side, still swinging to the music. The force behind the jab caused the goon to stumble, tripping over a rock and faceplanting. The boy continued to sway. He tried again and again, every time the boy just wasn't hit for no reason but dumb luck. The idiot hasn't even noticed the goon!
The goon raged. This damn job. This was ridiculous! He grabbed his gun and just shot. His entire magazine wasted on the guy. However the kid just looked at him weirdly. He looked at his gun in disbelief and almost screamed again.
One of his meetings with the ground had slightly changed his barrels direction and it now shot diagonally. Danny just shrugged as the weird man threw the gun to the ground and stomped on a weird syringe. Gotham had some odd people.
The luckiest guy in Gotham.
Ok so I don't usually add prompts but I'm deep into dp/dc crossovers and had this silly idea.
See there's plenty of stories where Danny dies. He's a ghost so kinda comes with the territory. Usually dying for a half ghost kid is just kinda like a minor inconvenience or a good way to get out of an awkward villain monologue which is valid, me too. But here me out what if Danny can't die. Like not because of some cool ghost power or even being over power where nothing works but just cause of a technical. Like death and fate are so not dealing with the paper work it would take to kill Danny so instead they just awkwardly misses him every time.
Gotham is far from what most would call a safe place. Between the villain attacks, normal city crime, and just bad city management most citizens had at least one or two close calls. That's probably why it took so long for Danny to even be noticed. By all accounts he looked like any other student in faded jeans, An NASA hoodie and backpack held together with neon green duck tape. Sure sometimes his neighbor saw him talk to himself and Jimmy from his class swore he saw the kid drink some neon green sludge once but it's Gotham. So long as the kid kept his crazy to himself no one would have looked twice.
However the video that started tending last night that Oracle themself posted made it impossible not to look. The security footage was of a gas station the angle set up high, clearly a security camera, with a time stamp of 2 am. Not long after it starts a small moped pulls up to one of two pumps. Danny is his normal tired college kid outfit hopped off his scooter and began to pump. He barely started when another figure also stepped into frame unnoticed by Danny who was clearly playing on his phone.
At first it looked like just another would be robbery. The figure hunched over while creeping up on the oblivious kid. Then just as the robber steps up a knife glittering in the street light the man just trips on a wet spot on the ground left behind by someone's spilt slushy from the gas station. Danny for his part did turn around pulling out an ear bud but from his angle his own scooter hid the man who laid face down just on the other side.
Danny unbothered clearly put his ear bud back in turning back around and reaching to the little curtsying cleaning Squeegee. The guy was quick to get up, knife gripped ready to go again when Danny moved first. Clearly having no idea anyone would be in swinging distance Danny whips the small Squeegee out of its holder like it excalibur before wildly swinging it like a sword. His movements not only cause him to send the thug's knife flying off but despite the grain quality of the video it becomes clear the liquid from the cleaning solution sprays the thug in the face. The man for his part who had already staring open mouth due to his lost knife that was sent flying up from his grasp is quick to throw his hands out, clearly trying to wipe his eyes from the neon blue liquid in them. His blind footing was perfectly timed to Danny's imaginary sword fight to put him just out of Danny's eyesight on the other side of the pump when Danny does turn around. The next minute is Danny cleaning off his scooter's front head lamp while the poor wanna be thief is gagging just on the other side. Not long given the lack of actual windshield to properly need a Squeegee Danny is back to messing around now using the tool as a makeshift guitar. The goon now looking far more pissed and maybe a tad wary is back to standing up and clearly ready to try again. The man pauses for a moment reaching for his knife but when it is clear he doesn't see it he ready his fist instead. Stepping back just behind Danny, who looks to be finishing his solo, begins to pull back his fist. Then just as he goes to swing it Danny bows. The mugger who had used his whole body quickly loses his footing as Danny's bow has him dodging with perfect steps to miss the man who stumbles just to the opposite side. Trying to keep his balance his arms move wildly as his other lands into a small bucket next to the pump. It's at this moment the man knife decides to rejoin the party which in turn has the man performing almost like some kind of figure skater as he slides face first into the trash can at the other pump.
Danny at this moment seems to finally realize there are other people that exist and sees the man waist deep into the can. And of course being the kid he is does the most un-Gotham thing he could and pulls out a few dollar bills to put beside what he clearly assumes is a homeless man looking for food. After a few more moments Danny drives off leaving the man who has since pulled himself from the can sitting on the ground defeated. Red Robin shows up after a moment looking fairly confused as the mugger just holds there arms out for the cuffs.
The video cuts off but this quickly becomes the first in a long line of short clips of the luckiest guy in Gotham who just can't die.
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Honestly I feel like this could be a lot of fun to just put Danny in some crazy spots with the local villains and have Batman and co just be confused as hell as this kid doesn't even need their help to stay out of danger.
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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I love how it goes from "sorry if this was bad" to "the fic is out!!!" Now dont mind me. I just need to start reading a fanfic :)
Just a random thought that I turned into a prompt.
I've seen a few posts where Danny can shapeshift but usually he's shapeshifting into animals like crows and cats. For this prompt, hear me out... He shapeshifts into a person. Shocking concept I know! But he doesn't shapeshift into any person he shapeshifts into one of the Batfam, specifically he shapeshifts into Dick. Specifically Dick because he's the one I think is least likely to immediately try to murder Danny for being a clone or write it off as a hallucination from sleep deprivation.(*cough*Tim *cough*)
He doesn't shapeshift into Dick because he knows who he is. Danny has no clue who Gotham's vigilantes or the Wayne's are, Amity park was very isolated even before the portal opened. Danny shapeshifted because he was hungry and walking into a restaurant with his own appearance made people act hostile or pitying towards him. He's been called all types of names from Mutant to Troq and has since learned it was easier to shapeshift to get food then to deal with that.
Danny only shapeshifted into Dick because he was one of the first people he saw while walking around Gotham. In Danny's mind he just shapeshifted into a random person he saw on the street the day before. He's just in it to get fast food, he doesn't think anything of it. Though, he is a little taken aback when the cashier casually calls him a dick, but maybe this dude is a regular that's on friendly terms with the staff. Danny got his greasy food and all is well, that is untill he lock eyes with the real Dick who looks confused but not surprised.
The two of them lock eyes and it's like the spiderman meme for a few second until Dick, in a brilliant moment of intelligence decides to give chase... In public.
Danny's not willing to give up his fast food so easily. He is 100% willing to go through a cartoonishly long chase scene for his over salted fries. So it's just Dick chasing Danny with both of them doing circus level acrobatics.
It would just be Dick chasing Danny at full speed like "This is identity theft!"
And Danny snapping back with "Fuck you! Let me enjoy my lunch in peace Dick!"
He doesn't know Dicks name he's just calling him a dick, but this solidifies it in Dicks mind that he is a clone. So when Dick finally runs Danny into a dead end he demands to know who created him. Danny's confused as hell cause the suspiciously acrobatic civilian is calling him clone and demanding to know who made him. Not wanting to deal with being called a clone he responds to Dick's question.
"Uh... my parents created me dude. I'm just a shapeshifter I don't know what to tell you," after saying that he shapeshifts back a shovels a handful of fries into his mouth.
Dick is utterly baffled when his not clone turns into a small fanged child that looks to be about Damian's age when they were first introduced. He's just staring awkwardly as this kid wolfs down food like he hasn't seen a decent meal in months. The entire time Danny's stuffing his face Dick's have a mental debate on whether or not he should take Danny home to Bruce or not. If he doesn't, the severely malnourished child doesn't get a proper meal but if he does bring the kid back he has to admit that he chased a suspected clone in public and ignored the fact the gear he had on him detected the shapeshifters heartbeat in his stomach before he shapeshifted back into his true form. (My personal headcannon that Danny cannot change where his heartbeat would beno matter how big or small he is)
Dick ends up bribing Danny with food to come back with him.
(Sorry if this was bad I wrote this at three am. Also smart bby Danny is my heart and soul!)
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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I need this to become a list of the most weird and chaotic but real 'world [...] day' list. The only one I could find was 11 july world horse day. Feel free to add more :)
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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Can we as a collective decide to encourage billionairs. And now, let me speak first!!! So rich fucks like to hunt and eat and see and adopt and pet rare and exotic animals right? So lets just search for someone who is rich and managed to save 1 or more species from extinction and just raise them on a pedestal. Praise them, say how much you admire them and will buy their stuff.
It would be so good that through massive public movement of encouraging rich people that have done something good and making them more popular, other rich people will follow. Ignore (cause we all know they'll buy themselves out of punishment in some places or cover it up in others) those that do bad shit (don't mention them, don't look at them, don't look them up, don't buy their stuff just complete ignoring of existence). They need other people. Without other people no money will be given to them. So lets train a pavlovian response into them that when they do good they will gain attention.
Pretty please!!!! Lets encourage the billionairs.
Either that or revolution :)
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.
there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.
anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.
A Better World - create an alternate history timeline
Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game
Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet
Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games
Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones
Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy
ZenGM - simulate sports
Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi
IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)
Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface
The Cafe & Diner - mystery game
The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game
Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions
Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game
Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game
Miniconomy - player driven economy game
Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes
BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators
Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil
Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.
if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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This is amazing. The animation, the sound and the potential story lines. I love it all!
The GIW doesn’t know what they have unleashed.
Animation I got from my friend @pmkn2-0 check them out.
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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decentralize and clean up your life!!!
use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).
use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.
get rid of bloatware
use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.
use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.
use storygraph instead of goodreads.
use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.
use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google
use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
burn your music onto cds
use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes
use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail
remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
remove bloatware on samsung X
use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.
feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3
last updated: march 18th 2025
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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Danny the weather man
The weather forecast is never a 100% reliable. That was until this no name news sender from bumfuck nowhere hired a new weather forecaster.
It was a young adult. Just out of his teens or just still in it. His name was Danny and he always ignored the screen of the weather forecast if he thought it wouldnt be accurate. The occasion that brought him to fame was one of such.
Danny was casually doing his segment of the show. He was just about to open his mouth when he frowned. "That is about as wrong as Tuckers love for greasy vein clogging bacon."
He gestured towards the screen. "Yeah, its not gonna be just a little rainy here. The low pressure will increase drastically due to a Superman rogue attempting to create red sun rays. Anyways, so the rain will increase in these areas." He pointed towards some places on the map and continued. "Though the influences will stop around here." He pointed towards the very edge of the map. "Here it will be 72 degrees instead of 75 though. Sorry folks." And because it was live, no one was able to remove it before it aired.
He was fired for that stunt. Before being immediately rehired as it turned out, he was correct. The show decides to test his limits. He becomes the highlight of their news channel. He can predict weather on the entire planet more accurately then the most advanced tech with the most advanced programs and even includes future events that will affect the weather.
This gains the attention of everyone. Scientists, villains, heroes, normal people, weather nerds, and most importantly, the justice league and flight companies. The power of having some kind of weather oracle power related weather meta on their side would he immense.
Or Danny uses his new powers gained by his core consuming the powers he got from Vortex and the time medal of Clockwork together with his developing powers due to his space obsession to give the only people who were willing to hire him a boost.
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
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justhereforsomethingnice · 2 months ago
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After a minute the people in the room and Danny finally seemed to snap out of it. This was one of the worst times he was summoned to be honest. Though its a tough competition with that one time he was brushing his teeth in his underwear.
"That bastard sold me a dummy ritual!" Exclaimed a lady in fishnets. She looked like a dollar tree wizard to be honest. The cliche of cliche.
Danny's Burger BurgKing (rip off DC version) masked head turned towards another woman that was standing there. "We are so sorry sir. We tried to summon someone to help is on a mission but seemed to have been fooled. Accept our deepest apologies."
Danny stared for a second before the face clicked into place in his mind. That was wonderwoman. Nice, he can brag to Sam about meeting her now. She would love that. In response he did the only logical thing he could think of.
Get the proof.
He turned his back to them, took out his phone and snapped a selfie with wonder woman in the background. She would have to believe him now. He turned back, admiring his picture. "Don't worry about it. Who were you trying to summon anyways?"
His casualness seemed to throw them off. "Do you really think now is the best time to take selfie?" The man wore a green glowy costume so he must be one of the green lanterns. Nice! He loved the GL's. They actually got to explore space as their job! He turned around again and snapped another picture, this would be his new background! The only thing that could make this better was Martian manhunt or a Thanagarian or something. He looked around, trying his luck.
Score, Hawkwoman standing there with her mace at the ready! How amazing is that. Seemed that his bad luck was taking a break! A second and a picture later he turned to gl. He did ask a question after all. He just needed a new lockscreen too. "Sorry, but these will be awesome to have as a phone background." He said, placing his phone back into his pocket. The only others he was recognizing were shade, black orchid, the phantom stranger, swamp thing and Pandora. Wasn't she a villain or something. He could've sworn he saw her on TV wrecking something. Ah who cares. There was also this ghost with a D on his chest (his D was better!), Batman (!?), Superman and the Flash. Odd collection but who was he to judge. "But seriously, what is this all about?"
The magician spoke again. She seemed a bit sulky. "Nothing you have to concern yourself with citizen. We have it in hand."
Danny raised an eyebrow from under his mask (he was getting paid to keep that damn thing on, he really needed this job okay). "I got dragged from work, I think I deserve to know."
"Thats classified information I'm afraid." Superman tried to placate.
Danny crossed his arms. "My time is sacred. You just caused me to have to do another shift to make up for the one I'm not doing right now and loose that sacred time." He could just feel the ridicule coming from some of them. Mostly GL. That was a point down on his list of favorites for him!
"Still none of your concern." The Bat spoke. Great, was he a chainsmoker trying to hide his habits or something. That voice could not be healthy for his vocal cords.
"None of my concern, none of my conslern. Why did you summon me and who were you trying to summon. Do you have any idea how dangerous summoning something can be?" So Danny was maybe whining. But these superheroes might be amazingly competent at fighting, he had never heard of them summoning something. Though he didn't really keep up to be fair. Still, summoning was dangerous!
The Bat narrowed his eyes but said nothing. The magician (he should really get her name) rolled her eyes. "I'm a specialist. I know what I'm doing."
Danny rolled his eyes right back at her. Moving his head a bit to make up for the lack of visuals for them. "Well clearly you don't." He said pointing down at his body in general.
Wonderwoman stepped forward and interrupted whatever the magician was about to say. "There has been a disbalance in the veil between the living and the dead. We tried to contact the king of the realm of the dead to help us out. We are sorry for our mistake."
Danny straightened his back. "Ohhhh, sorry my bad. Your summoning ritual worked. Apparently you do know what your doing." He waved sheepishly at the magician who raised an incredulous eyebrow at him.
"This is serious." She growled out. "We don't need you joking around."
Danny raised his shoulders to his ears. He was offended! "Hey, just because my mortal body needs to do something to earn money in a way that you might see as lesser doesn't mean that you can treat me like that!" His Burger BurgKing mask wobbled dangerously on his face in his indignation.
"Like the king of all that comes after life would reduce themselves to a minimum wage job that gets ridiculed all the time!" The magician screamed back.
"This is a respectable way to earn money!"
"Not for a king!"
"It so is!"
"Why w..." she was cut off by wonderwoman (Danny was seeing more and more why Sam liked her) who came between them.
"If you really are the entity we're looking for, can we get some proof?" She asked. She didn't really seem to believe him but also seemed to have experienced enough to immediately disregard him.
Danny raised an eyebrow. "You want me to get out my kingly form?" He asked incredulously. "But it is scary for mortals!"
"Please." And Danny couldn't really deny her that.
"Fine." He grumbled. He transformed, the light going from inside out over his entire body, not the rings for his normal Phantom transformation but more of a glowy wave traveling over his body. His torso grew as his head gained too many eyes, too many mouths with too many teeth, wearing a crown above the incomprehensible head. His arms growing out to too many tentacle like limbs with detached hands floating in nothing yet seeming attached. His legs dissappearing into a whispy nothing and still seeming to he there and having no end. Ring hanging around a not there yet all too present neck. "Great, can we talk now."
And so started the first time the Justice League and Danny met.
Danny gets a job at Burger King (or the off-brand DC version) and is in the mascot costume when he gets summoned. Just the JL and Danny staring at each other like this:
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For a whole minute before their spellcaster goes "That bastard sold me a dummy ritual!"
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justhereforsomethingnice · 4 months ago
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Danny walking in bleu, comes across person: Hey Fenton.
Danny walking down that same hallway a few minutes later just for some reason Phantom, same person: Hey Phantom
Danny: Hello again [name]
Person: *confuzled* *thinks he missed Phantom somewhere and ignored him* I’m sorry for ignoring you last time Phantom
Danny: *Confuzled back*
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anyone done this yet, or
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