#people who buy cybertrucks are idiots
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most of the global population at a couple of rich morons:
#each cybertruck is made out of 700 pounds of toxic masculinity which elon actually produces himself#the horrible creatures sprang from his rotten mind like athena did from zeus#except … athena is better than cybertrucks and elon is worse than zeus#have the kardashians bought one yet? maybe we can all pitch in and send one to joe biden or something#i am fevered and dizzy and i love love love making fun of cybertrucks#actual elongated muskrats >>> elon musk#also sorry captain holt for covering your face#btw whoever came up with that you are brilliant thank youuuuu#cybertruck#tesla#tesla cybertruck#elon musk is an idiot#people who buy cybertrucks are idiots#elon musk#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#elongated muskrat#captain holt#brooklyn 99#fuck the rich#fuck corporations
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Girl help idiot spotted at the local car dealership
#spazzcat barks#work shenanigans#THEY ARE TRYING TO TRADE IN A CYBERTRUCK#A CYBERTRUCK COVERED IN SIGNATURES BECAUSE THEY BRING PAINT MARKERS AND PENS SO PEOPLE CAN WRITE SHIT ON IT#HONEY WHO THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA RESELL THAT TO??#but my sales manager is an idiot with more money then sense i bet you hell buy it#i bet he will and if he does im gonna laugh when we fucking lose 100k on the Fucking SharpietruckTM#im going insane im literally going insane
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Idk if it was broken clean off but someone did break their finger.
Also a few people have been sliced by the sharp corners of doors. Sliced DEEP. Imagine that around a kid who isn't paying attention to how they shut a door.
#lets face it the majority of ppl buying this trash are not mom#its all the dudebros who think Elon is the second coming of christ#even the people who are injured or inconvenienced the most by this vehicle have so much cope#like haha i am bleeding heavily from the door slici g my leg open but still love my cybertruck!! thanks elon#haha my cybertuck shorted when i drove through a puddle! amazing work elon!!#the amount of COPE these ppl have#theyre the same idiotic breed as the crypto bros ai artists nft collectors and assholes who listen to andrew tate
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Last rb reminds me the other day driving home from work i saw TWO cybertrucks. There's TWO people who are big enough idiots to not only BUY one of them but DRIVE it
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