#people who buy cybertrucks are idiots
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most of the global population at a couple of rich morons:
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#each cybertruck is made out of 700 pounds of toxic masculinity which elon actually produces himself#the horrible creatures sprang from his rotten mind like athena did from zeus#except … athena is better than cybertrucks and elon is worse than zeus#have the kardashians bought one yet? maybe we can all pitch in and send one to joe biden or something#i am fevered and dizzy and i love love love making fun of cybertrucks#actual elongated muskrats >>> elon musk#also sorry captain holt for covering your face#btw whoever came up with that you are brilliant thank youuuuu#cybertruck#tesla#tesla cybertruck#elon musk is an idiot#people who buy cybertrucks are idiots#elon musk#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#elongated muskrat#captain holt#brooklyn 99#fuck the rich#fuck corporations
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Girl help idiot spotted at the local car dealership
#spazzcat barks#work shenanigans#THEY ARE TRYING TO TRADE IN A CYBERTRUCK#A CYBERTRUCK COVERED IN SIGNATURES BECAUSE THEY BRING PAINT MARKERS AND PENS SO PEOPLE CAN WRITE SHIT ON IT#HONEY WHO THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA RESELL THAT TO??#but my sales manager is an idiot with more money then sense i bet you hell buy it#i bet he will and if he does im gonna laugh when we fucking lose 100k on the Fucking SharpietruckTM#im going insane im literally going insane
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Idk if it was broken clean off but someone did break their finger.
Also a few people have been sliced by the sharp corners of doors. Sliced DEEP. Imagine that around a kid who isn't paying attention to how they shut a door.
#lets face it the majority of ppl buying this trash are not mom#its all the dudebros who think Elon is the second coming of christ#even the people who are injured or inconvenienced the most by this vehicle have so much cope#like haha i am bleeding heavily from the door slici g my leg open but still love my cybertruck!! thanks elon#haha my cybertuck shorted when i drove through a puddle! amazing work elon!!#the amount of COPE these ppl have#theyre the same idiotic breed as the crypto bros ai artists nft collectors and assholes who listen to andrew tate
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So...
Elon Musk is a Nazi. He has never been subtle about this. He has now avowed it on national television.
I propose that going forward, we no longer just call people who buy Tesla's idiots, but Nazi sympathizers. If you see someone around town in a Cybertruck, in addition to pointing and laughing, you are now also encouraged to sneer and spit the words "filthy Nazi sympathizer."
#elon musk#politics#us politics#i'm sorry to everyone who bought a tesla before because you just wanted an electric car#sometimes your car manufacturer turns out to be a nazi#on the bright side nasa is ahead of the game#they have a long history of turning to nazi scientists for rocket development
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Last rb reminds me the other day driving home from work i saw TWO cybertrucks. There's TWO people who are big enough idiots to not only BUY one of them but DRIVE it
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Remember all those trump idiots bitching about how the fbi needs to stop investigating jan 6 etc etc etc because blablabla? In the comment section of the video about the nola attack, because he was an isis fanboy?
Meanwhile the cybertruck explosion kamikaze .....was a trump guy just like them.....should the fbi investigate all of them? Someone should at least reply to all those comments pointing this out but theyd just come up with evasions like claiming he'd have done it differently if it wasnt a false flag (sure i bet nancy pelosi shot him herself right, ok)
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He did this on leave from base in germany. You think he should have acted more like an explosives expert than some fireworks-buying yahoo? Whats he gonna do, steal them off base and cart them across the pond? Ask someone else for theirs? Whip them up from scratch during his time off? None of those are expert decisions assholes
He did the cheapest and most expedient thing possible to achieve his goal. Seems like a pro to me.
You think trump getting into office should have cured his depression? He knows musk is potus, he was suicidal not delusional about his team being up in flames
Project 2025 laid it all out, those people are neonazis, snd the decent people are waking up
Jordan peterson is a neonazi, we dont even need pics of PeePee gladhanding with some other known neonazi, the dude went on jp's talkshow and said racism was a myth and women have biological clocks that they just need secure housing to express, said it as tho those are normal everyday thoughts because to those guys, they are
Again for context on the biological clock + housing = "necessary" population growth thing....
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These old white dudes wringing their hands about population growth are scared of losing what they see as earned and important racial dominion/dominance over others. They might claim theyre not specifically worried about white population growth but they dont usually bother....if anything they say population growth in majority poc nations is a threat
Bitching about trans people like we're the bleeding edge of demographic decline....
Barrennnnnnnn! Wombless!!!!!! Whatever is to be done. This is why jp cant stop thinking about elliot page who played juno, this is why they all cant
This is the true face of "pronatalism"
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Why do people drive cybertrucks? They aren’t road safe! Whenever I see a cybertruck my hands involuntarily leave the wheel of my vehicle in order to point and laugh at the troglodyte who was idiotic enough to buy a car that looks like it’s still rendering.
The level of absolute hilarity felt when I see a musk-rat dickrider willingly driving down the street in one of these half-assed ps1 placeholder models is dangerous and we need to put laws in place to prevent those “people” from endangering millions of drivers every day by owning such a stupid fucking car.
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The person calling him a terrorist should absolutely be using the word alleged, but the dude died in the explosion, the media has already doxxed him to hell and back.
I again hold that the dude was probably a standard Cybertruck douche who couldn't afford one so rented one for his holiday, decided while he was in Vegas to pick up some legal fireworks, and the Cybertruck's idiotic electrical system f-ed up and set off the fireworks in the "bed" of the truck.
Tens of thousands of people each year visit Vegas and rent cars they wish they could own and buy fireworks they can't get back home. It is a not insignificant part of the tourist business in a tourist town. Believe me, I lived there for a long time and saw how much cash was brought in from fireworks stands year after year and used to live a couple blocks away from a half dozen luxury car rental companies. Also, Utah and Arizona are a quick drive away and do sell fireworks around NYE even in NV only does at July 4th.
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