#people who buy cybertrucks are idiots

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

most of the global population at a couple of rich morons:

[silverskye13]

Girl help idiot spotted at the local car dealership

[marimeeko]

Idk if it was broken clean off but someone did break their finger.

Also a few people have been sliced by the sharp corners of doors. Sliced DEEP. Imagine that around a kid who isn't paying attention to how they shut a door.

[redacted-metallum]

Last rb reminds me the other day driving home from work i saw TWO cybertrucks. There's TWO people who are big enough idiots to not only BUY one of them but DRIVE it

[venusdebotticelli]

Frenchie has set up a car dealership that exclusively buys second-hand cybertrucks from people with enough of a braincell to want to get rid of theirs after they've experienced The Horrors first hand (but not enough of a braincell not to fall for the hype in the first place), and he refurbishes them just enough that he can pass them off as brand new, and then sells them to the kind of idiot who will fall for it, even if he has to engineer the right circumstances for them to fall for it sometimes (he's the one who dug his fingers into Izzy's psyche enough to convince him he absolutely needs one; he caught Jack at the right kind of drunk; he got Nigel alone, when Chauncey wasn't within hearing distance to put a stop to it; Ricky didn't need any coaxing from Frenchie, he sought out the coolest cybertruck dealership in the area of his own volition; Pete tried to buy one from Frenchie, but Frenchie just gave him a look like "Pete, babes, come on..." and told him to maybe think on it a bit more and talk it out with Lucius. Pete still took a bunch of pictures on the one he took for a test drive, and shared them online, very successfully, because it did reach its intended niche of Elon fanboys, and he's trying to use the "but look, babe, people think I'm cool as hell" card to try to convince Lucius why it's such a great idea).

He's making big bank, he's the only one winning here.

izzy would not buy a cybertruck on his own initiative. i'm sorry but i have to speak the truth. cybertrucks are fanciful even though nobody who likes them would describe them that way. the cybertruck appeals to the sort of person who likes to pretend they're driving around in a tank or the batmobile and izzy doesn't have enough imagination to play pretend so he doesn't get it. now izzy COULD be talked into buying a cybertruck with the right sales pitch. if he walks into a dealership and the salesperson clocks his specific flavor of masculinity issues fast enough then he's driving away in a cybertruck. but only then.

black pete though. pete preordered a cybertruck. lucius is begging him every night to cancel it.