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this is an incredible map

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the best part of that david lynch interview is this: 

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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oh? 👀

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The horses are all lined up at the gates, ready to run the Kentucky Derby. The hot new horse on the track looks Kitasan up and down and scoffs. "You're all dried up, old man. You're going down and they'll retire you to the glue factory."

Kitasan chuckles and stands up on his hind legs and undoes his horseshoes. He drops the first one to the ground and when it hits the whole race track shakes from the impact. The second horseshoe splits the ground. The new horse's eyes widen as Kitasan's muscles visibly swell and loose debris starts floating into the air around him. The DBZ theme starts playing through the race track's PA system.

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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Good news!

Haunted (Poe album) - Wikipedia

house of leaves would slap as a prog rock concept album sorry

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What

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Been playing Hades 2

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I went to a conference today and I had one of the fakest sounding experiences of my life. I want to share it but I feel I have to make a shitty comic in ms paint or something because I'm not sure how to recount it in text post format

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homestuck if it was written by vivziepop

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Swag

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How could you not? Look how hot she is

Flame antronach from skyrim

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"homestuck tv show produced by vivziepop in 2025" falls on such a uniquely volatile fandom axis that i have to admit the announcement makes me understand a little bit of what dogs must feel when the ocean starts receeding

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i wish all trans people a very affirming mutation due to several vials of green bubbling ooze