#people think I look like a beatle

[nothingwitty]

What I thought my new haircut would look like --

what it ACTUALLY looks like

[beatlesmenrock]

do you guys ever yearn for something you’ve never had but felt like you did

[georgefuckinharrison]

I like how insane people get about looks when regarding the Beatles. Beauty is subjective until it has to do with them lol. People are like eww you think the Beatles are hot eww how could you ever find them attractive gross be attracted to the people *I* like. But there’s also the people who genuinely can’t wrap their heads around someone not thinking fucking Ringo Starr is the epitome of male sexiness.

[soapywankenopy]

SDV Bachelor/ettes and where our music tastes would overlap

Admittedly, this is a weird premise for a list. But basically, this is me assigning each of them a band that I think they'd like, but it's all bands/artists that I regularly (ish) listen to. Obviously, some of these are more accurate than others.

Leah - Florence + The Machine

Haley - Olivia Rodrigo

Emily - Mazzie Star

Sam - The Killers

Elliott - Hozier

Shane - Weezer

Harvey - Wings

Sebastian - Arctic Monkeys

Abigail - Heart

Penny - The Lumineers

Maru - The Beatles

Alex - Post Malone

[plexiglassonion]

What..... what was midas man. Like, sure, competent biopic but also so....man....

[thursdayg1rl]

it is bizarre to see otherwise intelligent people on here woobifying the beatles.... how does that work is it just willful ignorance

[beancalzone]

So that apple music top 100 albums list huh

[good-to-drive]

I never want to see anyone complain about the Paul interview again because this is what Conan had to work with

[nsfwitchy2]

damn your cats are gorgeous, sending some good vibes your way

Awwww thank you anon!!! I need all the good vibes I can get rn lol

My kitties say thank you too uwu (even if Nessie looks really bitchy in that picture lol)

Ngl hearing them called gorgeous is so wild because like. I guess I see them every day so it never crossed my mind? Especially since I work in pet grooming so I’ve seen some truly drop dead gorgeous coat colors. I always just kinda thought they looked like regular cats.

It’s nice hearing they’re gorgeous though. Tbh, they are and they deserve to know it <3

[teenagefeeling]

very very funny to me when people say "gender" abt pictures of young paul mccartney bc ever since i was a little kid i've thought he looked like my dad

[l0ngtimen0spooning]

Craving a fic that crosses over the maruaders, dead poets society and the young beatles (think nowhere boy vibes but ringos there too).

Cause I need the angsty school boys being stupid to cope with horrific situations trope so bad and wanna see those fuckers interact.

Bonus points if it's in a boys school in the late sixties early 70s cause that's the decade/s in the middle (ish)

Honestly wouldn't be mad if it was set in hogwarts either??

Edit: EVEN MORE BONUS POINTS if there's a midsummer's nights dream performance so we can nave Neil as Puck and the Beatles in there respective parts as the actors! Feel like sirius would live to be Oboron to for the bowie vibes too.

[mudvi]

theres a very fascinating subset of people who try to make everything old musicians do or say seem lgbt.. it sounds like im complaining but i actually dont mind it at all, i just find it comical. youre online webweaving bruce springsteen with random hanif abdurraqib poetry meanwhile actual normal gay people offline have their own business to attend to and their own problems and have neither the time nor the gumption to care about beatles yaoi. but to each their own

[hinamoonstuff]

I love how deeply I can feel things for people, places, things, or whatever else I love

[bootleg-nessie]

Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 3/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

(Edit: changed from 0/10 to 3/10 because John Lennon beat his wife)

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

Weezer: 5/10. They all look like they definitely have asthma

Limp Bizkit: 3/10. While the visual image of baked goods playing the guitar is hilarious, Fred durst is not a biscuit. Points added because he probably has erectile dysfunction

Stone Temple Pilots: 0/10. None of these people are accredited as being licensed to pilot anything, much less an entire stone temple. Stone temples don’t need pilots anyways

Wasted Youth: 8/10. I guess it really kinda depends on how you frame it but yeah, they probably wasted a lot of it

Them Crooked Vultures: 3/10. These are people and not birds but Dave Grohl’s posture is kinda bad and John Paul Jones is so old that his neck kinda looks like a vulture’s so I added some points

Audioslave: 0/10. Slavery is illegal

Traveling Wilburys: 4/10. Sure, they traveled a lot but not a single one of those lying bastards was named Wilbury

D12: 6/12. There were only 6 people in this band

NWA: 10/10. I’m a little too white to safely comment on this one but I’d say they nailed it

Jet: 1/10. A real jet would be way too loud

Goldfinger: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a finger made out of gold

No Doubt: ?/10. I can’t really be too sure how Gwen Stefani felt but I think it’s probably a safe assumption that she had some doubts

The White Stripes: 3/10. I bet if you stripped them down naked and made them stand shoulder to shoulder and squinted really hard they’d probably look more like white stripes

Screaming trees: 3/10. They scream occasionally

Garbage: 2/10. I think they’re being a little harsh on themselves, their music isn’t THAT bad

Butthole Surfers: 5/10. Not even gonna touch this one

Megadeth: 3/10. To be fair, some of the former members are dead but only a little amount of death, not mega death

Dead Kennedys: 2/10. Last I checked Kennedy was still dead but neither he nor his clones are members of this band

Cake: 0/10. The cake is a lie

Cracker: 8/10. Most of them are

Tool: 7/10. I don’t know much about their music but they sure look like tools

Counting Crows: ?/10. Is this what emo kids do instead of counting sheep? Accuracy depends on whatever bird they happen to be counting at the moment

Dave Matthews Band: 10/10. It certainly is

Oasis: 1/10. Their music is the opposite of an oasis

Blur: 2/10. They are not that fast

Barenaked Ladies: 0/10. If I wanted to be this disappointed I’d reestablish a connection with my biological father instead

Meat Puppets: 10/10. Technically, aren’t we all?

Live: 8/10. Apparently they still do live shows but I deducted some points because I’ve only ever heard their music on Spotify

ABBA: 9/10. I’m still not giving any points to Guns N’ Roses but that’s mostly out of spite

5 Finger Death Punch: 8/10 I guess it probably depends on how hard you hit them but this seems to be the usual amount of fingers to punch somebody with

All American Rejects: 9/10. They’re all rejects from America so I don’t really see any issue with this

T. Rex: 0/10. Even if any of these people WAS a T. Rex I don’t think their arms would be long enough to play their instruments

Free: 0/10. Unless you steal their music, in which case it becomes a 10/10

The Strokes: 3/10. To my knowledge, none of them have had a stroke but I still added a few points because the name was probably accurate for other reasons

The Smashing Pumpkins ?/10. Another thing I have no way of verifying but this seems like a waste of perfectly good pumpkins

Therapy?: ?/10. The hell are they asking me for? I don’t know their medical history

Twenty One Pilots. 0/10. There’s only two of them and neither is a licensed pilot

Finger Eleven: 0/10. Leave the poor Stranger Things girl out of this

Fall Out Boy: 9/10. I conferred with an expert on this one who confirmed that they are in fact boys who had a falling out

Cream: 8/10. Considering this was the OG supergroup I’m sure a lot of people did in fact cream when their music came out

Edit: humans aren’t fucking monkeys. Stop saying we are

[kruegerspillow]

sharing an earphone / headphone with simon riley would be like...

loud. quite literally, loud.

this man would probably listen to a song with full volume and still thinks its not loud enough

but hey, his music taste isn't that bad

a bit of dad rock, 90's music, and metal. he would listen to anything (even white noise LMAO)

he probably listens to mcr when he was in his late teenage years (he still does)

his fav bands/singers are oasis, nine inch nails, disturbed, abba, frank sinatra, the cranberries, a-ha, the beatles, and the list goes on...

when listening to music he'll probably just stare into the abyss...

no expression or grooving here and there. just enjoyment and dissociation.

also he'll 100% dissociate with you!!

since he's not really picky, he wont complain unless you make him listen to like... boyfriend asmr or UK drill together...

he'll side eye you before laughing in disbelief.

“do people really listen to this, luv?” he'd ask.

would probably kiss you senseless so you wont be able to notice his hand sliding up your thigh to take your phone away and change the song.

BUUUT if you're in public (like a park or a bus) he'll just give you a look that tells you ‘please change the song before i die of embarrassment’

if you share similar music taste, oh boy he'll adore you as well.

for example: if you start playing a song he particularly likes he'll give you that proud dad look

“good choice, sweet'eart.”

lets you lean onto his shoulder while listening to music in the bus.

he also would rest his head on top of yours

if you have sensitive hearing he definitely wont let you listen to music with the volume above 60-70%

(bonus) he definitely has experience on playing the guitar. electric AND acoustic.

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