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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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I'm watching Kurtis Conner and I just realized he is peak Mike Wazowski and I can't unsee it.

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I love putting Star Trek characters in crazy crossovers with other media characters.

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Today i saw a vanity plate that just had the number 1 on it. Like - is Henry Ford gonna walk out of the car? Nice tin lizzy, loser, i’m in a 2009 honda civic.

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IT GETS WORSE NOW AND THEN IS JUST..... AHHHHH

Me listening to (Just Like) Starting Over for the first time - Aww, how cute, he’s talking about how much his relationship with Yoko means to him.

Me listening to (Just Like) Starting Over for the third time - Yeah, there’s no heterosexual explanation for this.

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I can't get over the caption on this photo of my great grandmother and grandfather - me and she. it's so simple yet so tender. I hope I have a love like this one day.

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Low cut jeans are back, the early 2000s are back - COWARDS. When will you bring back the truest bad fashion … bellbottom jeans.

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Really upset cause i was having a dream that i was at a film festival (which is always excruciating) but one of my ex crushes was on the panel of judges and i was waiting for the films to be over so i could talk to him. This was it - we were halfway through the last movie. Of course it was some weird experimental student film but it would be worth the wait, i was sure.

Then my cat started YOWLING and woke me up, and I panicked because i thought i was late for work.

And i never got to talk to him.

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I dont know what this dating service is but why does it look like CVS 💀

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Nooo bro please don't discover the 4 dimensional universe I don't want to know what weapons of mass destruction are hidden in there

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It is but you have to be a 60 year old man

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when i die all six of my followers will be obligated to carry my casket up a big hill until they get bored

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there’s just something about the weight of a hammer in your hand. feels so right

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

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taking this a step further the british museum should only be full of replicas of their stolen artifacts

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paul was the favourite with little girls but the people with real taste. i.e the french gays and cher chose ringo

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I love in movie musicals when a character has a glamorous job and his partner is like... why couldn't you be an English teacher? Or a suburban dad? Reject that show biz life girlie!