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are you a VILLAIN
SHHH NOT SO LOUD
#people can’t catch on!!#if I was a villian I hope I’m like megamind#megamind appreciation post#god I love that movie
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Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didn’t even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasn’t mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.
Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.
So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.
Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.
P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#I wonder how much chaos a drunk Phantom would cause?#would be really funny to have the JL trying to catch him thinking he was a villain at first#Then Martian Manhunter manages to get a bit of insight and go ‘yeah no he’s drunk’#MM can’t read Danny’s mind#but he can catch bits of emotion here and there#and he knows what drunk people feel like when they emote#When they finally meet with now sober Danny they are understandably just as confused as him#Batman figures it out first and Danny agrees to a small test#They have no idea what they should be feeling that Kryptonite can cause someone to get drunk
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Welp my day started out great. Went for an amazing afternoon walk with Koala through the woods and over a gorgeous metal bridge. But now I’m in the ER because some asshole decided to run her over with his bike. Looks like she might have a broken/sprained ankle and a concussion. 😭
#can’t catch a break#it’s always something#trans#transgender#trans pride#transisbeautiful#mtf#transgirl#girlslikeus#mtf hrt#maletofemale#transformation#trans women#trans woman#trans women are beautiful#trans women are women#trans women are amazing#trans positivity#transexual#transsexual#actually trans#this is what trans looks like#trans community#trans feminine#mtf trans#trans fem#trans goddess#trans is beautiful#trans is sexy#trans people
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Idk if this is just me, but does it seem like the Hunger Games movies left out most of the stuff about food in general?
Maybe I just noticed this because in my first read I was worried that all of them were cannibals, but like… in the movies it seems like they were never actually that hungry. Like, we know that Katniss and Gale have to hunt, and that Peeta gave Katniss the bread, but a lot of the details about just how hungry they were to get to those choices were just… gone. And when they’re in the Capitol on the Victory Tour, they mention the vomit-inducer but it was more of an offhand thing. What got me especially though is that in Mockingjay Pt. 2, their time with Tigris appears to be much shorter, but also… she doesn’t feed them! And from what I remember that was fairly significant in the books, especially considering the position they were in.
In the books, hunger was the driving force of the vast majority of decisions they made. Katniss literally spent a good chunk of her first games desperately searching for water—Haymitch rewarded their performances with food—Katniss described every single thing she eats and primarily characterizes new places based on their food (the Capitol and District 13 especially). TBOSAS supports this even further when you see how even people in the Capitol were starving in the aftermath of the war—that’s why sponsors were added to the game!
I just—the whole series is literally about starvation and what it means to be human, but the movies just focused on love and war.
#don’t get me wrong#I did enjoy the movies#but I’m seeing all these posts about what scenes/details that people wished were in the movies and quite a few of them have to do with food#I understand that you can’t fit everything into movie adaptations#this isn’t meant to bash the movies#it was just interesting to me considering hunger is literally in the title#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#catching fire#mockingjay#katniss everdeen#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes
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Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:
The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)
#how else can you explain it???#he is so so babygirl#all the girls would be literally at his feet begging for this man to date them#unless… they think he’s trying to make them his beard#also with the lipgloss and mascara…#it just adds fuel to the fire#and think. if Steve and Eddie were hooking up before scoops in a fwb gone wrong or secret relationship gone wrong type of situation…#aka Steve catches feelings and runs because of internalized homophobia and a fear of getting caught#there could be a season three rewrite of Steve catching feelings for Robin because she reminds him of Eddie#and after Robin comes out to him#Steve’s like “oh. maybe there are more people like me in Hawkins than I imagined. if she deserves a happy ending with a girl#why can’t I get a happy ending with a guy?#and steve slowly is able to come to terms with his sexuality#meanwhile eddie seeks out Dustin and the kids who steve has ranted and raved about#but he plays it off as him happening to find lost sheep#lots of thoughts… lots of thoughts…#all thoughts to explain why Steve isn’t able to get bitches#steve harrington#steddie#stranger things#scoops ahoy steve#stranger things headcanons
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babe. babe wake up. whitestone’s burning. yeah, again. the red cross is going to be sooo mad they’re shit out of funding from this city being nearly wiped off the map every other month
#can’t believe whitestone got unfucked just for it to get absolutely fucked. AGAIN#that fuckass town is NEVER catching a break#the mortality in this town has gotta be so high why do people still live here#like i love it with all my heart but literally just MOVE#i hear nicodranas is lovely this time of year and also not actively on fire#so. there’s that#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#cr1#cr spoilers#whitestone#percy de rolo#the legend of vox machina#legend of vox machina#lovm#tlovm season 3
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how it started how it’s going
#tfw you finish your first solavellan playthru#solavellan hell#in my growth era#slowly putting on my clown makeup#i trespassed too close to the sun#solas#solavellan#solasmancers you have been summoned#solas sunday#dragon age#dragon age: inquisition#da4#datv#break out the linda ronstadt and the sangria y’all#break out the chappell roan and the whiskey#kudos to all the people who share this grad school trauma#the theory wonks always catch you sideways#i can’t help you defeat your evil exes but i can make terrible memes about being a simp
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the idea of rping with an ai is actually so baffling to me
you mean you’d rather rp with a bot that you can’t randomly break character with and giggle and scream about characters/situations/literally anything with??? that just feels so boring and lifeless
you’re not communicating with someone who shares your interests, you’re communicating with something that was programmed to talk like the character. theres no connection there so like what’s the point???
i’m bad at explaining things but hopefully you get the point. basically it’s dumb as hell
#graveyardtxt#‘but i have anxiety and can’t talk to people’ and?#i’ve always had crippling social anxiety and you’d still never catch me dead with a character ai#also this is coming from someone who doesn’t have any friends i’ve made from when i used to rp so like#it’s just so weird#and stupid#it’s also contributing to theft from real people#what’s the point#fuck ai everything#anti ai#character ai
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b/a for the boys’ anniversary edit :-)
#b and a#mostly just posting this to say hi#i didn’t mean to disappear again. it’s just#i have had A Week#literally the longest 10 days of my life#but um. it’s fine. i’m hoping things will maybe kind of go back to normal soon ish#i’d like to try & catch up on things & reply to people at some point#i just haven’t had the time nor the energy lately#but n e way….#i’m glad people seemed to like this edit#all the comments & tags on it were so sweet!!#ik i didn’t reply to them but i did read them!!#i had a lot of things i wanted to say about this edit but#i honestly can’t remember any of them now#my brain is just scrambled tbh#so. yea. that’s it i guess. hi.
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I need Billy to get Clark Kent-ed in a fic and sent to cover a Wayne gala
Billy and Bruce meet, names are exchanged, and Bruce worries if this kid is doing okay and if there’s a father position open. Billy is there for some Wayne-Sivana partnership with Magnificus, asking a lot of well informed questions and acting like a little cherub.
Them bad guys break in, one has a gun to Billy’s head and Billy, in true street kid fashion and with the experience from his last 57 kidnapping attempts; bites the hand over his mouth, throws the guy whose twice his size over himself and twists his arm, and dismantles the gun before Batman swoops in and saves the rest of the day.
Batman checks on him, asking if he’s okay, and Billy drops the good kid act and straight up tells him to piss off because he’s not getting adopted by a furry man-child who lives a state away from his hometown
Any Robin or sidekick that was there just cheers the kid on from the roof top screaming “DODGED THAT BULLET!” after having spent the whole gala trying to keep them apart before Bruce could bust out the adoption papers
#why has no one done this#give the kid his job and have the job out him there#Gothams vigilantes have a new favorite radio host#Damian is just glaring Billy down for the crime of being named Batson in Wayne Manor#Jason’s street kid senses tingle and him and Billy bond over how sucky the rich people food is#Billy fanboys over Dick bc THATS NIGHTWING and you can’t tell me Billy would love the discowing fit#Billy meets Cass. They stand there for a second and bump fists at acquiring a new friend#Billy’s magic blinds Duke and he tells Tim that ‘Something definitely up with that kid’#Tim catches up with Billy since their parents were archeology friends and they met as kids#Duke: So? / Tim: Probably some Egyptian magic curse stuck to him#give me this fic before I write this myself too#///////#shazam#billy batson#dc captain marvel#Batman#bruce wayne#fanfic ideas#captain marvel dc
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I need continuous musings and discourse about the Hunger Games or my life feels so boring. Please keep posting and tagging, you’re all so smart and insightful and interesting
(Honestly, if you read the books for school, absolutely just post your essays I want to read them aaaaall)
#idk why I am obsessed#I needed people to say new thingsssss#meanwhile I can’t put coherent thoughts together. maybe give me a prompt. make this like high school#tell me your favourite parts and why#tell me what parts devastated you#tell me why two things are related somehow#psychoanalyze your favourite character#ANYTHING#I will read it all#tumblr keeps showing me repeat posts now lol tell me about the books through the lens of who you are#the hunger games#everlark#Katniss Everdeen#Peeta mellark#catching fire#mockingjay#tbosas#hunger games#thg#sunrise on the reaping
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this has been in my head since this sound has been trending on clock app and i needed to bring it into existence
the textpost version:
*preparing for a wayne gala*
jason: how can you ever tell the difference between all the fancy forks?
tim: it’s really not that hard, the salad fork is smaller than the dinner fork, the cake fork has three prongs, oh there’s also the lobster fork and fish fork and…
jason: of course you know all this rich boy being raised with a silver spoon and all that elitist bs
tim: you know my parents forced me to go to etiquette school…
jason: and im supposed to feel bad for you?
tim: i still have my flashcards
jason: oh that would be great actually can i have those
#in jason’s defense there are way too many kinds of forks#tim just can’t catch a break from jason#and jason can’t catch a break from rich people#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#dc comics#batman#batfam#my art#i remembered i can kinda draw#batfamily fanart#dc fanart
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wolfcat yuri ft jordana and cinder siblingism cinder is the most annoying older brother ever
#i can imagine arin&wyldfyre being like haha sora nice job catching jordana off guard#and sora’s like. wgat i just think she’s super pretty i love girl s….. girlfail loser lesbians#ninjago#ninjago fanart#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago sora#sora ninjago#ninjago jordana#jordana ninjago#ninjago cinder#cinder ninjago#wolfcat#techwolf#i can’t rember what most people call their ship name it’s one of those two#let’s go lesbians
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NO WAY DID PEOPLE HATE MIKE SINCE SEASON 2???
HES A LITERAL CHILD WTF 😭 ?
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Friendly reminder that Sally Jackson missed Percy’s phone call after not hearing from him from over 6 months.
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#pjo#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#percy and sally#sally and percy#sally jackson#the heroes of olympus#feeling angsty needed to remind people#Percy can’t catch a break#paul blofis#Paul and sally#angst#friendly reminder
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I have two questions!
1) I signed up for a library card a few months ago, but I haven't heard anything back. I've gotten emails from you, but nothing stating I was approved for a library card... what should I do...?
2) I really want to support you and other libraries, however I find rental times to be really restrictive (I'm not a very fast reader 99% perfect of the time. The time I read 4 books in a week was an outlier), would me renting ebooks through libby, but not reading them, be helpful to the library anyway? Or would I be effectively wasting licensing money?
hello! hmm, that is strange - I’m sure you’ve checked your junk mail, so the next thing to do is email [email protected] - that way we can do some cross-checking on our end to see if the account attached to your email went through or if it hit some kind of snag.
As to your second question, there are all sorts of licenses - some are the kind where we own it forever but only one person can read it at a time*, and others are the type where we pay X amount for Y checkouts, or X amount for 1 year and then re-purchase when it runs out. However, there’s literally no way for you to tell which is which as a library user. Generally speaking, I’d say don’t worry about it! high checkout rates are great for us, and we’re never going to know if you finished a book or not. Use your judgement if there’s a really long holds line perhaps, but otherwise, even if you only get to a few chapters, we hope you enjoy them <3
#we also can’t really extend checkout times because of the aforementioned long hold lines#we’re trying to get as many books to as many people as we can#thanks for asking!#queer liberation library#qll#asks#also apologies for the delay in response#lots is happening all the time! we’re trying to catch up with the ask inflow
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