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Today sucks donkey dick and I've only just got into work. I have 6 more hours to go. Wahoo
#bacon.muses#fuckkkk#life just sucks sometimes#people are so fucking shady#fucking nasty ass fuckers#where's my demon tree
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hello!!! i just recently began to play Hogwarts Legacy myself and then saw your art and was like WOW💕 really love Clora/Seb dynamic! here's a small gift, he-he. genderbend version of my favorite art of yours. (if anything isn't okay, just let me know! sorry in advance.)
OMG THIS IS SO COOL??? IM SO IN LOVE WITH CLORA AS A BOY HOLY AAAAAA 😩😩seb, girl, id be jealous and protective if i managed to lock that down too🤺🤺 the OG is also one of my fav drawings of seb and clora ive ever done and omg, seeing it redrawn genderbent is such a treat i didnt even realize i wanted...also your painting/rendering is beautiful?? im so happy you like my art, esp enough to do something like this, this is so awesome😭😭THANK YOU🙏🙏💖💖💖
#this genderbent clora is my usual type when it comes to boys tbh im a sucker for feminine pretty boys LOL#in fact she kinda looks like gill from harvest moon who i was also in love with#i have so many little adult seb and clora interactions ive been wanting to draw and now this is only reminding me/fuelling me#i just love the concept of them older as curse breakers gathering info from shady places/people and seb being the guard dog LOL#imagining seb and cloras dynamic in genderbent is so cute tho like girl!seb would be the same but smaller and angry BAHHA#i feel like shed be even angrier bc unlike boy seb she wouldnt be able to use her height/build to her advantage#so she'd just have to pout and seethe and just worm her way between things LMAO so cute.....girl!seb marry me#and then boy!clora would have like flocks of girls fawning after him LMFAO and hed be such a chivalrous gentleman to them LMAO#girl!seb would be like UGH TELL THEMT O FUCK OFF#and clora would be like MY WORD!!! I COULD NEVER SPEAK THAT WAY TO A LADY 😱😱😱LMFAO#ask#choccyfanart
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The thing about how sam’s arc in season 4 is often discussed is that people simultaneously acknowledge that the angels are bad, while claiming Sam is an idiot for rebelling against them.
like I have listened through three (3) rewatch podcasts and they always seem to fall into this loop of going ‘hey the angels are Obviously up to no good’ while also going ‘Sam is really stupid. Why would he trust a demon when literal angels are telling him to stop’
idk man. Maybe bc the angels are Obviously up to no good????
#And it’s a really good arc so it’s got more going on#BUT#y’all can’t recognize that the angels are being shady as fuck and offering awful solutions#while SIMULTANEOUSLY saying that Sam should trust them implicitly#and yes there’s a lot of like very personal religious rebellion that’s going on with Sam that IS a bit .. petulant isn’t the right word#but he’s reacting to a /personal/ slight bc angels were supposed to be his hope and they are Dicks#He /was/ blinded by that#but also keep in mind that the first time sam met the angels they were proposing that they kill 1k+ people#And then there’s the flip side of this#which is that Sam gets to the point where he accepts that he’s evil. That what he’s doing is turning him into a monster.#but that doesn’t matter. /he/ doesn’t matter. So long as it saves the world#I mean the angels obviously aren’t trying too hard#lea speaks#sorry I keep dragging up dumb shit abt spn#idk I just want to get it out and this is a nice void to do so
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...So is patreon's newest spat with apple going to mean the proper end of the rate lock I got grandfathered into? Because that seems annoying as fuck.
#the magician cries#hello hi i despise apple's fucking 30% profit policy and i hate that they are big enough that companies whose sites should arguably#be fucking desktop based and not so reliant on the app#(hi i might be in the minority of Uses Patreon Almost Exclusively On Desktop except for the One Podcaster I follow)#anyways I made sure to set that fucker up back before the rate increase because they promised not to change it#and guess what you cannot move over to if you want to keep that rate lock? SUB BILLING!#guess what they are forcing a transition to? SUB BILLING#don't quote me i need to like. find someone who has actually done the digging and explained how this will work#but pre-emptively i am annoyed about that shit#oh boohoo if enough people don't switch over they will take us out of the app store#MAYBE#MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE TRYING TO ARGUE THAT APPLE TAKING 30% OF YOUR PROFITS MEANING YOU CHARGE PATRONS EXTRA FOR PHONE SUBS#IS UNETHICAL AND SHADY AS FUCK
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Good morning QSMP fans with objectively wrong takes such as (but not limited to) 'Quackity is obviously shady and a blatant liar for speaking Spanish, his first language and the main language spoken in his personal life for his entire childhood, on his Spanish channel, where he has made it clear that he caters to a Hispanic audience, in front of an audience of people who mainly speak and understand Spanish, and he deserves to be dragged for this.' You guys really do just prove that sometimes evolution does make mistakes.
#so pissed#wait for the translations like the rest of us#OR TYPE IT UP INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE OR SOMETHING.#I DO NOT CARE.#but dragging quackity for speaking his first language on the channel he created to specifically speak spanish is just weird#argue with me in the reblogs if you want but if you're taking him speaking spanish as a sign that he's shady and a liar#who is trying to conceal the truth#then you have bigger problems then this post#jesus fucking christ#qsmp#quackity#sarcasm#qsmpblr#I've seen real people with this take and I'm annoyed
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Piracy discourse is always so incredibly funny to me as someone who learned to pirate almost instantly upon starting using the Internet. Well, okay, maybe a couple years later. At most.
'Well I don't want to support this service but how will I watch my favorite show without a subscription' Torrents go brrrrrrr I dunno what to say to ya
#I mean unless you WANT to give your money to someone. like with indie devs or musicians or book authors. That's an ACTION.#I do buy my fav's singer merch and CDs 'cause she's in shit with the government agenda rn so woman can definitely use some money lol#...also some games but that's mostly 'cause I can't be arsed to keep up with the fucking patches.#honestly the culture around pirating is very different when you don't live where the action is#not only did I not have money as a kid but also a lot of stuff just wasn't being sold#(a lot of stuff STILL isn't being sold).#and a lot of what WAS being sold was a pirated version ripped onto a CD/DVD#(raise your hand if you ever bought a VHS only to realize it's a screen recording from a cinema with people walking on the bottom)#oooh and buying a game at shady kiosk only to get someone's modded build.#'sims 2 twilight' types of 'games' that are actually sims 2 with stolen mods#I was raised on bootlegs I do NOT speak your language if you're complaining#speaking of which I need to find time to burn more CDs.
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(Gets to the end of the most recent Worlds Beyond Number episode. Yells out loud.) FUCK!
#Worlds Beyond Number#Well this is bad#Are we not caring about the fact that this was rigged Coven of Elders?#Like how the fuck was Wren going to parlay while cursed?#Is no one caring about that?#Hey folks?#Folks I think the Man in Black is playing you all#Is anyone listening HELLO?#DOES THE CITADEL NOT GET A LAWYER?#HEY CAN WE BRING TERMS TO THIS COMMUNITY BEFORE GOING MASS MURDER ON THEM?#HELLO?#Poor Suvi oh my god girl I'm so sorry#Like no fucking wonder the Citadel is trying to spy on this meeting#From their perspective this is just another group plotting to tear them down without even attempting a peaceful resolution first#Listen I am aware that the people in the Citadel who are shady motherfuckers#There is likely a lot of corruption up top#And some systemic issues that need to be addressed#BUT ANY SOCIETY CAN SAY THAT#WE DON'T NUKE THEM FOR IT#Honestly I don't think we have enough concrete information yet#Suvi's right this is all circumstantial and coming from people who have already decided where they stand on this conflict#This trial was a sham#And frankly they were trying to kill Ame because they knew she wouldn't approve#I'm on side let's not commit a genocide
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i love when people are like “oh i definitely think bloodraven’s methods are evil but i do think his goals are noble” no i’m saying i think his goal is evil he just doesn’t realize exactly how evil or he just doesn’t care. i think he’s bran’s evil mentor and the turning point in both of their stories will be whether bran ~accepts the pomegranate seeds~ or whether he rejects them. bran is fleeing that cave no matter what he chooses, but he will choose and brynden is gonna have an opinion on that choice!!
#like obviously i think bran rejects it#but if you’re the mentor offering the pomegranite. you represent something Evil. ergo…..ajsjdjdj#like he’s hiding something. he’s hiding a Price he’s hiding a Truth he’s clearly hiding Something Bad. there could not be more dread here.#i think BRYNDEN thinks he’s justified but this man’s grasp on morality has always been loose. what happens when he’s several decades being#juiced on weirwood mojo has done to where his priorities lie 😭😭#like even if the others are exactly like in the show. i do believe bloodraven is doing something fucked up.#and bran’s gonna find out. and there will be some sort of magical decisions here.#bc what’s happening is objectively a bad thing to do.#anyways i’m not bitching here tbc i do think it’s funny when people differentiate themselves from like#crazy ‘war crimes don’t exist here so you can’t feel like his magical police state was a little over the top’#like stans on twitter lmao. and are like ‘tbc i think he’s a shady dude but i don’t think he’s trying to destroy humanity’#no man EYE am saying i think he is accidentally trying to destroy humanity. or is About to make a decision that accidentally destroys them.#we see him a little differently aksjdjd#getting on my soap box
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Diavolo: what?! How can you not trust me to be a good man, with your best interests at heart? 🥺 I am kind and courteous and I just want the three realms to prosper and my friends to remain jovial with me and and and—- I’m just a little guy. How could you not like me???
The cause of literally every event problem in the first two years of OM:SWD
#I don’t mean like the serious shit like Lilith dying or MC dying#I mean all the times the brothers got stuck somewhere and Diavolo swears he doesn’t know how to get everyone out#but he always ends up not only knowing how to get out but being the one to get them all trapped in the first place#this is why his darling should be looking at him with utmost suspicion if not annoyance#he’s fucking shady#he’s cute tho so it’s like being mad at a bison for doing bison things#yeah he gores people but like. he’s a rich demon. that seems like normal rich demon things#yandere meme#yandere shitpost#yandere obey me shall we date#yandere obey me#i can’t comment on the nightbringer events cuz I’m super behind on that game#yandere diavolo#yandere sweetheart diavolo
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It drives me mad how the hints to Kaminari's potential Villain family/connection to AfO are getting less and less subtle, yet the chances of an actual reveal or utilization of that are near fucking zero at this point because so much other stuff is going on.
#this has NEVER been subtle why are we fucking kidding ourselves#there is no way there's nothing shady about him there are too many coincidences#villain kaminari#bnha spoilers#traitor kaminari theory#kaminari denki#I'm once again begging people to leave Horikoshi alone#oh the fanfiction I will write#I have SO many AUs planned out#like eight different constellations of his siblings
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now that I'm done imagining a jar of peanut butter, can I just say that I love that Shane and Ryan have shifted away from traditional true crime to just shootin' the shit about weird-ass mysteries?
I always liked the "let's talk about weird mysteries" aspect of buzzfeed unsolved, but being real with you, I'm uncomfortable with true crime and the culture surrounding it. like... as someone who lost a loved one to a violent (and temporarily unsolved) crime, I've seen firsthand how internet theorizing can make a traumatizing time even harder and like. it's fucking rough, man.
I get that it makes money and all (which... is a whole other can of worms) but when you view human suffering as entertainment, it's so easy to forget about the real people who will actually be affected by what's put out there on the internet.
so I'm happy that Shane and Ryan seem to be leaning a lot more into "wow, some unhinged shit happened! how fucked up is that?" on mystery files. more of this, please!!
#watcher#mystery files#also like... anyone can make money off true crime if they're charismatic enough#which means that often those narratives end up mirroring real-life prejudices#I remember when my friend died people online were accusing his wife of doing it#solely because she was an immigrant#people kept talking about her shady accent and how she probably married him for his money and to get a green card or whatever#and how her wording was sometimes confusing so she must be lying#what money??? number one#she was ESL number two#but also this woman literally watched her husband bleed out and people all over the world were accusing her of murdering him#they figured out what happened later (shocker she was telling the truth the whole time) but it was so heartbreaking to watch#I hate that people feel entitled to the worst moments of strangers' lives y'know?#and to make MONEY off that...#bruh if someone ever tries to fucking make money off my murder while putting on makeup or whatever#I will haunt the fuck out of them#I don't even know if I believe in curses but I'll find a fucking way
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brain let me do it without being upset last night so i would like to propose the au where at least some of cp9 are on the ship that sanji’s on and forcibly adopt him as a younger sibling and sanji’s like “i went from one group of baby assassins to a second group of baby assassins”. obv zeff still turns up and all that fun jazz happens, with bonus cp9 working food service and also smacking zeff every time he decides that kicking a kid in the head is a valid teaching tool
#upsides: sanji would be less weird about women bc kalifa would kick his ass for it#downsides: sanji is also probably 90% more prone to fighting people because his influences include jabra and lucci#the latter of whom has the personal motto of 'assassinate first ask questions never'#when luffy recruits sanji cp9 is like 'so. what do we do now.'#'coin flip. heads we go fuck with the government. tails we go steal sanji's birth siblings'#(it lands on tails)#one dead vinsmoke judge later#cp9 now has four more baby siblings#between cp9 and zeff they know enough shady doctors who might be able to reverse judge's bullshit#and then the siblings get tossed into therapy#extended family verse
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I'm sorry but after dealing with TikTok shop I fully 100000000% believe tiktok should be banned. Get rid of that shit immediately it's shady as fuck and shouldn't be allowed to exist.
#there are TWO HUNDRED listings with my stolen design that literally say 'Taylor Swift' in the item description#but I try and upload my version of it with like. very vague / not copyright infringing keywords#and my fucking shop gets auto-suspended for copyright violation????#are you fucking joking?#that entire goddamn platform was designed for thieves and shady af shit lol#and people with an actual thing are kicked out to dry so that the scammers can thrive#it's literally disgusting
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Not Tetris, not today...
*When akgaes get vicious with me*
"It's okay. We are all only human. I'm only going to give back gentle, neutral tones. I'm sure we have more in common than you'd suspect. I will try to see your point of view. If we can't resolve this, we can at least go our separate ways respectfully."
*When akgaes get vicious about Jimin or people who love Jimin*
"Shut. the fuck. up. Shut alllllll the way up... until you reach the top of Shut Fuck Mountain, where there are no more fuck ups to shut."
"I will just silently report and block."
I'm gonna take a bit of a social media break and get right with the lord. I'll be back to celebrate the release of Golden. Y'all be good and have a Happy Halloween. <3
Love, Roo
#jimin#why are people so vicious#congrats to JK for 1 billion no matter what shady headlines say#i'm trying to be so zen#it's not working#roo's blood pressure is pressuring#please help me stay on the right side of karma#tetris seems like a good human being to me#haters gonna climb Shut Fuck Mountain#anyway stream and vote please
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I absolutely adore when i make a vent post of any kind and some loser spawns to be like Is this about me???
Girl the post was about shitty people why do you think it's you... but if the shoe fits 🤭
#like okay fine it is about u now are u happy YOU ARE WEIRD FOR THIS#one time i was ranting about 1 person but a tumblr user i also didnt like somehow was told by their follower it could have been about them#aka the follower and they thought it was about them#and i was tslking about insane kpoppie fans#it was .. a beautiful moment of telling on urself 🤧#again- yes now it is about u too damn!! since u want it so bad#currently experiencing someone making up what my gorgeous shady post was about anf being dead fucking wrong#like bruh 😒😒😒#how insecure u have to be to assume it is about u and then just make up the most insane (and incorrect) reason for it#slay i guess?#adry.txt#but no really it's like annoying#so the post is about inconsiderate people which u must be one of them as well AND U R ALSO CRAZY?? WOW!!!#dodged a bullet can i get an amen#/ also i made it sound like it happens regularly it happened like exactly 3 times HAHAHHA#maybe 4 i cant be sure
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ok i caved and made a second rook everyone say hi yorrick ingellvar (the autopsy scars are for backstory reasons)
also the aspirational mourn watch warrior armor is SICK i need to find it immediately
#theyre gonna fuck that old man#and they do not like necromancy and are unsettled by the undead. if the game will LET ME#emmrich: you were raised in the mourn watch yet have a distaste for the undead! curious!#yorrick: my job was to literally kill them when they stepped out of line.#emmrich: oh right!#the scars are a result of being experimented on by watchers. johanna isnt the only shady one#some of them went 'oh free baby! time to raise them as a living experiment!#idk im sure the game will contradict me but i feel like they sorta fell between the cracks in the necropolis#once the initial novelty wore off no one was really interested in raising a kid so they were kinda forgotten about#they are blunt and serious and quiet but very nice once you get to know them. they arent mean they just dont know how to talk to people#they were not socialized properly#yorrick ingellvar
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