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I blame all of the adorable and cute kidpen art I kept seeing here for this, you all convinced me this is an adorable ship!
#my art#kindergarden game#kindergarten fanart#kindergarden#kindergarten#kindergarten 2#kindergarden 2#kindergarten teenagers#kindergarten kid#kindergarten au#kindergarten evil au#kinderteens evil au#kindergarten 2 penny#kindergarten penny#penny x protagonist#penny x kid
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#i thought they named the girl penny#but then read the captions again and they just mentioned penny#but in my cannon they did name the girl penny okay#leonard being the sons name is so cute#look at amy getting her wish for 2 kids#im not crying you are#my heart#tbbt#the big bang theory#shamy#sheldon x amy#amy x sheldon#sheldon cooper#amy farrah fowler#love#jim parsons#young sheldon#mayim bialik#11x16#living out their married dreams
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All hail Penny Bank
#penny bank listeners be my friend#lego monkie kid#spiceynoodles#spicynoodles#red son x mk#lmk mk#red son lmk#love these guys#SONG: The Spicynoodles Ship by Penny Bank
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Brain worm! 🪱 Just a lil silly somethin written in a daze.
Eddie had to wrench the wheel back so he didn't run the fucking van into a tree.
Did he seriously, seriously just see what he thought he just saw?
As soon as there was a gap in the road Eddie swung the van around and pulled into the gas station he had just passed, trying to keep as low a profile as possible.
Which was no mean feat considering the state of his catalytic converter but once he'd pulled up into a dark corner, a glance in the wing mirror told him he hadn't been spotted.
It also told him that, yes. He'd been correct on his initial passing glance. He was actually seeing this shit.
Eddie glanced down at his clothes. Ripped up jeans, his 'Hell Awaits' Slayer t-shirt depicting a giant inverted pentagram, demons and hellfire, chains, rings, leather jacket, battle vest, boots.
Yeah, he looked sufficiently scary.
Night was starting to fall around him so he still went unnoticed as he slid carefully out of the van and made his way over to the two lone figures just barely lit up by the harsh artificial exterior lights.
He planted himself just behind, what looked like, some middle class dad type who was standing just a little too close for comfort.
Eddie crossed his arms and spoke to the second figure barking out in the lowest tone of voice he could muster.
"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing, young man?"
The middle class dad whipped around. The second his eyes landed on Eddie he had a look on his face like the devil himself had just manifested behind him.
Without a second of wasted time he scampered away, tail between his legs, leaving Mike Wheeler standing there, wide eyed, pale faced and terrified.
Good.
"Edd-" Mike swallowed, slowly backing away as Eddie advanced. "What are you doing here?"
Mike's back hit the wall and Eddie took one more step forward, looming over him. "You don't get to ask questions, Wheeler. You get to answer them. Now I'm only going to ask this one more time: Just what THE FUCK are you doing out here?"
"N-nothing! We were... I was just-"
There was a clatter and some hushed expletives before the rest of The Party appeared around the corner.
"He's not here alone!" Dustin shouted, apparently under the impression that that was going to calm Eddie down in any way at all.
"And you think that makes this better, does it?"
"Yes! Safety in numbers!"
"There is no safety in whatever the hell I just witnessed!" Eddie exploded. "There is no safety in being at a remote gas station on the outskirts of town at night and talking to strange men for whatever reason!"
The kids all looked to be in various stages of shock, clearly not expecting Eddie to lay into them so fiercely but he didn't care. He refused to feel bad for them.
"Tell me, oh braniacs, what would have happened if someone had come along and snatched Little Wheeler up, huh? Would you have chased after the car on your bikes?" He sneered. "How would you have contacted anyone? How long would it take someone to get here? What if one of you had been attacked? Or robbed? Or murdered? What would you have done then?! How could you all be so stupid?"
"It's not stupid! We weren't being stupid!" Dustin shouted back. "We have our walkies-!"
Eddie laughed, cold and mean and so, so angry but Dustin continued to dig his own grave.
"You all never let us try anything! You never give us a sip of beer or a smoke or any of your weed which we know you still have-"
"Watch it, Henderson." His voice was low and dangerous.
"So we were just trying to get someone to buy something for us, that's all!"
"Oh that's all? That's all, is it? And you have money to pay for this purchase?"
Dustin scoffed. "Of course."
"So tell me, what would have happened if someone went in there and bought you your beer but then decided that wasn't payment enough? What would you have done if he started asking or demanding something else?"
"Like what?"
"Oh I don't know, what could a grown man possibly want with a fifteen year old little boy?" Eddie shook his head. "You know what, I'm not having this conversation out here. Get in the van."
"But... our bikes-"
"GET IN THE FUCKING VAN, HENDERSON!"
Eddie observed in stony silence, his face thunderous as the kids all loaded their bikes into the back of the van before they scuttled in themselves, quiet and cowed.
He slammed the drivers side door closed before turning his key in the ignition and pulling out of the gas station, the silence in the car suffocating, bouncing off the walls.
"Um..." They were nearly halfway back to Hawkins by the time Will's small voice cut through the air. "You're not going to tell our parents, are you?"
Eddie looked back at him in the rear view mirror. The kids were all watching his reaction with worry and Eddie refused to drop his anger in the face of Baby Byers. Not this time. Not for this. He had to stay angry because if he stopped being angry he might just lose himself in what if's.
"No. I'm not going to tell your parents."
The kids all sighed in relief, somehow still believing they were being let off the hook.
"But I am going to tell Steve."
The explosion nearly shook the van. The kids were all screaming, begging, nearly crying not to tell him.
"No! No, Eddie, please!"
"You can't tell him, he'll kill us!"
"Yeah, then he'll bring us back from the dead just to kill us again!"
"You can't do this to us!"
"You know what he's like, Eddie! You can't sell us out to him like that!"
"I can and I will!"
"Can you... can you- shit. Can you please tell him, like, gently? So he doesn't freak the fuck out? He's your boyfriend, he'll listen to you!"
"You all are in no position to be asking for favours right now." Eddie brought the car to a stop in the Harrington driveway. "So here's how it's going to go. We are going to go inside. You are going to tell Steve exactly what just happened. Then the two of us are going to explain to you exactly why what you all just pulled was so monumentally dangerous. Whatever he decides to do with you all after that is up to him. He is your babysitter. You all bestowed that title on him. I am just the babysitter's boyfriend. It's out of my hands."
"Oh, but... you could be our babysitter too?" Dustin tried, a clear and pathetic attempt to make the incoming shitstorm go smoother.
"Not a chance, Henderson." Eddie hopped out and made his way around, throwing open the back doors of the van and gesturing to the now open front door where an extremely distinctive swoopy haired silhouette stood. "Go and face your fate."
#they're such dads#those kids are in SO MUCH TROUBLE#steve is gonna pop a blood vessel#steddie#stranger things#steve x eddie#eddie x steve#fanfic#steddie fic#penny00dreadful#stranger things fic#dustin henderson#mike wheeler#will byres#steve harrington#eddie munson#penny ficlet
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NWhile you're doing pokemon, might i ask, for a platonic headcanons ofseeiven, Penny and Nemona x reader,
where reader's showing them the snowy cat weasel legendary pokemon that was sealed away(i forget names atm-), i can picture arven at least being concerned seeing the dex's entry for it as reader's just all "oh but it's a sweetheart! Don't be so worried!" as theyre giving the pokemon that no doubt would absolutely cause a devastating avalanche if the reader wasnt there scritches and pats/lh
feel free to ignore just thought it could be amusing!/lh
-salt anon(stay safe btw!)
This is perfect timing bc I caught Chien-Pao today (and also Ting-Lu, my fav) after struggling and restarting the game a lot
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After Ms. Raifort piqued your interest in the "Treasures of Ruin", you set out to free them from their confinements, knowing these poor things were taken advantage of centuries ago.
You believe they could still be helped. It wasn't too late! All they needed was love and friendship, things you were more than happy to provide.
Of course, pulling the stakes that sealed the Icerend Shrine and challenging Chien-Pao afterwards was no cakewalk, but you caught it after convincing it to come with you, promising to give it a better life.
The feline ice-type was surprisingly quick to warm up to you after you gave it a bath during a picnic, figuratively melting its icy heart.
You took great care in shining its sword fangs, smiling when it purred in thanks before taking a nap in the grass, curled up.
It becomes harder to believe this sweet creature had a hand in destroying an entire kingdom.
Soon after, you decided to call your friends so they could see it for themselves.
As expected, Nemona was the first to arrive, psyched to see a Pokémon she's only heard about in books.
She could immediately tell it was quite strong (despite it being cuddled up to you when she got there).
"..and you're gonna let me fight it one day, right?" She dares to ask, taken aback when Chien-Pao wakes up and looks at her in disdain.
You just laugh and shake your head, giving the Ruinous Pokémon chin scritches. "Unless you wanna be swept away by an avalanche..I don't think so. Besides, I think it's been through enough fights in its life."
Not long after her arrival, Penny and Arven show up, completely shook(tm) at the existence of this bizarre Pokémon.
Penny’s surprised it was just stuck in its own little cave all these years, while Arven’s curious about what the Pokedex says about it.
But when he finds out..well...to say he’s just “concerned” is a huge understatement.
He’s downright scared for you, having no clue how you tamed it and fearing the repercussions of freeing it.
“...[y/n], this thing is more than just a Pokémon..it’s...it’s got a bunch of souls in it--angry souls of people who hated that “king”. It also causes terrible avalanches and-”
“Oh give it a rest, Arven...does this look like the face of someone who’d cause terrible avalanches?” You pouted, holding either side of Chien-Pao’s face as you stared at him. “Do you see any hatred here? Because I don’t.”
When he has no answer, you resume patting its head, treating it like a big ol’ kitty that was simply misunderstood.
Even Penny becomes brave enough to pet its back, only to freeze when it sends an icy gaze at her. “Uh....sorry...?”
She thinks she did something wrong and is about to invoke the wrath of this ancient beast....
Until Chien-Pao purrs and nuzzles her cheek, invading her personal space just like Koraidon/Miraidon did all those times, causing you to chuckle and shake your head.
You could only hope to nurture the other three in the quartet into sweet and cuddly creatures like this one.
#no kidding tho#i was suffering trying to catch this one#but it was worth it ^w^#clanask#salt anon#pokemon x reader#pokemon scarlet x reader#pokemon violet x reader#pokemon penny#pokemon arven#pokemon nemona#pokemon treasures of ruin#chien pao#platonic#headcanons
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Penny was friends with Ricky. I’m screaming over this :)
#ftm theater kid#theater kid#ride the cyclone#spacedolls rtc#spacedolls#ricky rtc#rtc ricky#ricky potts#rtc jane doe#jane doe rtc#legoland penny lamb#penny lamb#penny rtc#Jane x Ricky#legoland rtc#legoland ezra#legoland
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My Top 10 Favorite Examples of Character Notices a Kid, Asks "Is anyone gonna adopt that?" and Doesn't Wait For an Answer (whether or not the kid is in need of actual adoption is not relevant information).
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Spike and Dawn. Probably the first example that ever caught my heart. Will I ever forgive the writers for ruining the friendship between the vampire and his Nibblet? Survey says 'No'.
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Alec and Madzie. HE LIKED HER GILLS. SHE TRAPPED HIM IN AN ELEVATOR SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T BE FORCED TO KILL HIM. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
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Anakin and Ahsoka. Or as I only and ever remember them: Snips and Skyguy. He gave her all the tools she needed to survive him and I'm going to cry about it forever.
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Trixie and Mazikeen. Also known as the Demon Zoo Keeper and the President of Mars. Totally the reason Maze got that first spark that let her grow her own soul. I pity the first person who breaks that kid's heart.
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Kenzi and Tamsin. Don't you just hate it when a character spends days raising the rapidly aging Valkyrie through her newest childhood and then has weird mom-feelings for the millennia old Dark Fae? I ask because I don't. I think it's THE BEST.
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Penny and Don. When a character admits to being a smuggler straight to the captain of a spaceship to save the life of the kid? Instant older brother acquisition acquired. Penny go get your parents, there's a new Robinson that needs to be adopted.
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Maleficent and Aurora. That unfortunate situation where one curses a toddler to fall asleep forever on their 16th birthday only to end up loving that child like a daughter and being unable to break her own curse because 'no power on Earth' can do it. Oh how the turntables turntable... 🥺. And how I just EAT THAT STUFF UP!
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Crowley and Warlock. It's kinda sad how much I love this one considering there's like 5 minutes of on-screen interaction. BUT I love the angst potential of Warlock having felt abandoned by his Nanny Ashtoreth and coming across Crowley and just... recognizing him on sight.
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Din and Grogu. Must I explain this one? Even putting aside absolutely every single adorable interaction... just the sheer comedy of going on a galactic 'get this kid some parents... oh wait... I'm parents?' road trip? Iconic.
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Steve and... all the kids, every single one of the kids, I mean it, Steve and the whole set of the kids. Recipe for world's best babysitter - 2 tablespoons shitty advise, 1 cup protective instinct, 1 ¾ gallons nervous breakdown and a car trunk full of bats with nails.
#spike x dawn#alec x madzie#snips and skyguy#maze x trixie#kenzi x tamsin#don x penny#nanny ashtoreth x warlock#din x grogu#steve x the kids#maleficent and aurora#crowley and warlock#nanny ashtoreth and warlock#babysitter steve#spike#dawn summers#alec lightwood#madzie#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#terapsina rambles#mazikeen#trixie decker#kenzi malikov#tamsin#penny robinson#don west#aurora#maleficent#crowley#warlock dowling
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kinktober #19
Invasive Vines 🌿 / Sweet Shop 🍭
“Candy’s possessed,” David announces, and Ben shakes his head.
“Always has been.”
“What?” says Kristen, cocking her head, and Ben rolls his eyes.
“You’ve never seen that meme? You have four meme-age daughters and you’ve never seen the astronaut meme?”
Kristen shrugs. Ben goes to pull it up on his phone.
Father Ignatius fills them in on the case; a candy shop in Brooklyn has reported an unusual increase in gluttony from its customers and employees. Apparently it’s not the only candy shop affected recently, either — just the only one devout enough to call the church.
“How do we know it’s demonic gluttony and not just kids pulling pranks for Halloween?” David asks, and Father Ignatius shrugs.
“How should I know? That’s your job. I know it feels like busy work, but if it really is something demonic, it would be good to get a jump on it before the holiday. I get enough parents asking about razor blades in apples and whether celebrating Halloween is un-Christian without adding demonic candy to the mix.”
“Razor blades in apples has never been a thing,” says Ben. “It’s like the hoax about people giving kids drugs in Halloween candy. No one is wasting their hard-earned drugs on trick-or-treaters.”
Sister Andrea falls in with them as they file out of his office as if she’d been part of the conversation the whole time. “Well, of course it would be candy eventually,” she says. “Why do you think I use marshmallows to catch demons? They’ll eat themselves sick on the stuff if they get the chance.”
“Do you?” asks Kristen with interest. “Use marshmallows?”
Sister Andrea nods. “For the smaller ones, yes.”
“Okay,” says Kristen, because sure, why not. “Please don’t ever tell my girls about that. We’d never get rid of the ants.”
She lets Ben sit shotgun as David drives them out to Brooklyn, her gaze flickering between the Halloween decorations adorning the blur of brownstones outside her window and the open bag of candy corn in the center console between the boys.
“Where’d that come from?” she asks, leaning forward and crinkling the bag.
David shrugs. “One of the church volunteers leaves little baskets for everyone at the church. She never misses a holiday.”
“Huh,” says Kristen. She’s not much for candy corn, but there’s something irresistibly sweet about watching David and Ben throw back handfuls while they talk about the case and banter about who had the worst Halloween costume back in the day (Ben pulls up a picture of him and Karima as awkward teens, wearing the most half-hearted, ill-fitting generic Star Trek uniforms Kristen has ever seen: “Mom didn’t exactly get the memo on what they were supposed to look like.”)
When they pull up to the candy shop, the place looks worse for the wear. The front window has been smashed and covered over with brown paper scrawled with the words WE’RE OPEN!, and the doorknob looks like it’s been blown off with dynamite and recently replaced with a shiny new one. “Jesus,” says Ben, cradling the new knob in his hand, and David’s brow furrows.
“Is Halloween that cutthroat these days?”
“Spend an hour at my house after trick-or-treating,” says Kristen over her shoulder. “It’ll make your war journalism career look like Goodnight Moon.”
Ben laughs and follows her in, and David shepherds them from behind. The shop owner explains that they’ve had problems recently with employees stealing sweets from the store in bulk, with customers coming back to demand more than they paid for with the sweaty, aggressive insistence of desperation, with break-ins faster than they can repair the front windows that leave the till and safe untouched, but the candy bins emptied.
“Is there one candy that seems to be more of an incentive than the others?” asks David, and the shop owner shrugs.
“The frogs have been a target. So has the candy corn, the regular and the pumpkins.”
Kristen mouths The frogs have been a target to Ben over David’s shoulder. The air inside is warm and humid despite the October chill outside, and when she leans over one of the bins and picks up a gummy frog with a marshmallowy underside, it sticks unpleasantly to her fingers.
“And do they share a manufacturer?” asks Ben, sweeping his gaze around the shop. “Could’ve been some sort of chemical additive accidentally mixed into certain batches that’s reacting with a common medication or something.”
“Sure, lots of them come from Wingate’s in Jersey,” says the shop owner dubiously, “but not all of the varieties from the same manufacturer are causing the problems. The jujubes are made there, too, and nobody’s touching those.”
“That’s because they’re jujubes,” says Ben under his breath.
“I like jujubes,” Kristen protests in a whisper.
“We’ll look into it,” David overlaps, louder. “Please don’t hesitate to call us if anything further happens.”
“Honestly?” says Ben from the backseat when they’re safely ensconced in the car. “Ignatius is right, this does feel like busy work. It’s probably some local parenting group trying to make a statement about how addicted kids are to sugar these days.”
“Ooh, yeah, probably,” agrees Kristen. “That’d be a pretty savvy approach, actually. Call the church, call it evil, and bam, you’ve got a great excuse to toss your kid’s Halloween candy.”
“Yeah,” says Ben, leaning forward for another handful of candy corn. “Or to eat it all yourself.”
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The next day, both of the boys look under the weather. Ben’s brown skin looks a bit grayer than usual, and David’s forehead is beaded with sweat, even though St. Joseph’s Parish is notoriously drafty. They’re waiting for her on a bench in the church hall, Ben slumped lightly against David’s big body,
“You guys good?” asks Kristen, setting her bag down beside David’s knee. “There a cold or something going around?”
David grimaces. “I’ve got some bad news about that candy corn.”
“Oh no,” says Kristen, her stomach dropping. “From the volunteer?”
Ben nods, pressing an arm to his own stomach. “Yep.”
“So, what?” she says, laying her palm first on David’s forehead, then Ben’s: they’re both a little damp, but not feverish. “Were you both just up snarfing candy corn all night?”
“Yeah, just about,” says David, eyes downcast. In his turtleneck and thick sweater, he looks less like a man of God and more like a New England college student trying to explain away a hangover. “I said Mass this morning, but I had Father Dement take over for me this evening. I feel awful.”
“Do we think it’s related to the case?” Kristen asks, patting both of their knees and squeezing herself in between them. “Like a sabotage attempt?”
“Nah,” says Ben, stifling a burp. “I think we just got caught in the crossfire. Wingate’s probably manufactures candy that’s sold all over the city. It’s gonna be a miserable Halloween for most of New York if we don’t figure this out.”
Kristen looks between them. “Do either of you really think you can survive a drive out to Brooklyn right now?”
David swallows hard. Ben shakes his head.
“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” she says, resting a hand on each of their knees. “What do you say we go back to my place and regroup there? The girls will be in school for a few more hours, so it’ll be quiet.”
David nods gratefully. “I didn’t realize until today how badly a sugar coma would mix with church incense.”
“Why do I feel like maybe this is your doing?” Ben teases weakly as Kristen helps him to his feet. Beneath his t-shirt, she can see that he’s bloated, his stomach pressing against the thin fabric. David’s sweater is too thick for her to do the same, but now she wants to know. “Like you decided we needed a day to get mommed and slipped us wacky candy corn.”
“Oh, yes,” says Kristen, hauling up David next. He’s heavier, and when she puts a hand on his middle to steady herself, she gets the answer she’s craving: his stomach, too, feels hard and round beneath his clothing. “I’ve been playing the long game, dressing up as a little old lady and dropping off holiday gift baskets for everyone at church for years just to prepare for this moment because I think you guys aren’t getting enough days off.”
“Hmm,” says David, mock-suspicious. “I never said it was a little old lady.”
“They’re volunteers at the Catholic church,” quips Ben from Kristen’s other side. “The population skews heavily toward little old ladies.”
David laughs, then winces, palming at his belly. Kristen covers his hand with her own, and even though she’d never want him or Ben to be uncomfortable, there’s something thrilling about how big he feels, how packed full. She wants desperately to hear the sounds the two of them might make about it.
“So,” she says, hooking arms with them and leading them out to the car. “How long do you think before this candy thing goes viral?”
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David and Ben are quiet on the drive back to Kristen’s. She keeps the heat off despite the chill, opens the windows to let in the rich, therapeutic wet-leaves-and-rain scent of fall, and she even resists the urge to crank up the radio and sing along when “Short Skirt/Long Jacket” comes on.
She gets the boys set up on the couch, brings blankets and pillows, and digs up the green ginger tea she only ever pulls out when one of the girls is sick. She finds a half-empty, probably-flat bottle of ginger ale she clearly shoved to the back of the fridge months ago and forgot about and divides it among two glasses with ice, then pulls three mismatched mugs from the cabinet and pours tea. It takes two near disasters before she decides that she cannot cool-girl it up and walk out with all five cups at once.
“Need help?” calls David from the next room.
“Nope, I got it!” she yells back. “Just sit there and relax!”
She takes the ginger ale out first, then the tea. They’ve left room for her between them on the couch, and she slides in easily. “How’s that?” she asks, giving Ben’s stomach a little pat and David’s knee a squeeze. “I can get the heating pack from upstairs, too, if you want it.”
“Maybe later,” says David, wrapping an arm around Kristen as Ben starts on his tea. “I’ll just use your heat for now.”
“Mmm, fine by me.” She tucks her sock feet beneath her on the couch and gently massages his swollen belly. “You feeling any better?”
David catches a burp in his fist. “Not as nauseous. Just achy.”
She applies a bit of pressure with her hand, and David lets out a soft noise that would make her weak if she weren’t already curled on the couch. “Yeah,” she murmurs. “Yeah, there you go, baby. Let it all out.”
“Hey, can I get in on this?” asks Ben, shifting his weight so he’s canted more toward Kristen.
“Of course! I have two hands.” But she turns in his direction and gives him some attention, too, rubbing his belly and helping him push out a few uncomfortable burps. “Yeah, that’s it. Does that feel better?”
Ben sighs. “Yeah. Thanks.”
“I wonder how long it takes to detox from candy corn,” muses David, and then kicks out a laugh. “Another question I never asked myself until we started this job,”
“I feel dumb,” Ben grumbles into his mug. “This happens to people we assess, not to us.”
“That’s the universe putting us in our place,” says Kristen, sipping her own tea. “Just like my favorite Bible verse says: what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”
David rolls his eyes. “Yes, what book is that again?”
Kristen shoots him a winning smile, all bright teeth and fluttering eyelashes. “Uh, I think it’s The Book of I Have Four Daughters Who Love to Push My Buttons.”
“Hey,” says Ben suddenly. “Does candy corn have gelatin in it?”
Kristen raises an eyebrow. “Ew. Does it?”
David fishes his glasses from some heretofore-unseen pocket and perches them on the end of his nose. “Looks like it does,” he says after a moment of googling. “And those frog gummies probably would, too, right? With that marshmallow base?”
“Yeah!” says Kristen, crowding in. “Do you think it’s related to the pork thing? What was the name? Belmonte?”
David scrolls. “Of the company, yeah. Garcia was the guy who ran the farm we visited.”
“Right, with the son who got possessed,” Ben puts in. “Gelatin’s gotta come from somewhere, and Jersey’s close enough that the Garcia farm could be a viable source. And it would explain why only some of the candies were affected. The stuff without gelatin would be totally fine.”
“Score one for the jujubes,” says Kristen, and Ben pokes her gently.
“Hey!” she teases. “I don’t know why you’re picking on my taste when David once told us he genuinely enjoys the Eucharist wafers.”
“You know how I think you could enjoy those?” says Ben, folding his hands behind his head and leaning back. “Drop ’em into hot oil like everyone’s doing with those rice paper circles on VidTap so they puff up and get crunchy. Little salt, little hot sauce …”
“You can’t deep-fry the Body of Christ,” David protests, laughing. “Another group of words I never thought I’d say in that order.”
“But are they the Body of Christ before they’re consecrated, though?” asks Kristen, drawing her knees up to her chin and leaning on David. “I think you can just buy them in bulk online, unblessed.”
“Let’s find out,” says Ben, opening his phone. “Oh, yeah. You can get a thousand for under twenty bucks.”
“Nooo,” moans David, dropping his head into his hands. “I thought we were here to regroup, not blaspheme.”
“We already regrouped,” says Kristen brightly, kissing his cheek. She takes Ben’s free hand and brings it into her lap. “Now it’s time for blaspheming. And if all this talk about communion wafers is making you hungry, I’m sure I can scrounge up something …”
“No!” yelp David and Ben in unison, and Kristen grins.
“Okay, okay. Just keep me posted. I wouldn’t want either of you going hungry.”
“I don’t think I’ll be hungry again until the weekend,” says David, leaning back on the couch and bringing his ginger ale to his lips.
Ben lets out a burp. “I dunno,” he says with a crooked smile. “I could probably be convinced a little sooner. I don’t have dinner plans tonight.”
“I’ve got chicken soup in the freezer,” says Kristen. “If I take it out now, it’ll have plenty of time to thaw. That all right?”
She ducks back into the kitchen, then gets a fresh kettle going and makes herself a little snack to eat while the water heats. When she goes out to the living room to collect mugs, Ben is bunched against David, a blanket pulled over their legs.
“Nap time?” she guesses, and they both nod. They look irresistibly cozy, and the kettle will wait, so instead she cuddles up to David’s other side and pulls the blanket over her own legs as well. Beneath the fleece, she finds David’s hands, laced over his belly, and then Ben’s, braced on David’s arm. When she dozes off, it’s to the slightly uneven rhythm of their breathing, to the warmth of their heat.
#feedist kinktober#feedist kinktober 2024#my fic#my writing#evil tv show#kristen x david x ben#also disclaimer i was raised catholic but haven't practiced since i was a kid#so everything i know about catholicism comes from this show and penny dreadful
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It happens every time. Not that either one want it to change.
Alright chat monthly ArvPen delivery drops it and runs like it's a live grenade
#psychrodraws#pokemon sv#pokemon#arven#arven pokemon#penny#penny pokemon#arven x penny#spacemintshipping#drawing ArvPen until i am publicly executed by the Legion of NemoPen day 1#just kidding I can't do daily drawings my mental health is already tissues#plus there's no need to fight she has two hands#even if they're usually both on her phone
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If I had a nickel for everytime a season one episode of a cartoon with a teenage black girl as the lead had a episode where an older version of a certain guy character was shown being quite close to her...
Who also got quite abit of development with the girl in the 2nd season of their shows...
Despite these girls being shown to be quite interested in guys who debuted in earlier episodes of that same season...
I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot, but it's weird that it happened twice right?
#The Proud Family#The Proud Family Louder and Prouder#Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur#Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur#MGaDD#Penny Proud#Kareem Brown#Lunella Lafayette#MGaDD Eduardo#Penny x Kareem#Pareem#Lunella x Eduardo#Lunardo#Tyee#Mel-Varr#Marvin Ellis#Kid Kree#Cartoon Fandoms#Cartoon Characters#Favorite Characters#Cartoon Love
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Btw seeing gringos trying to dance tango or salsa is so 🫥🫥
Like I don't mind at all bro go off but like put some flavor in there I AM BEGGING i swear u won't die WHERE IS YOUR SOUL DO YOU NOT HAVE A HEART
#tango specifically gives me so much cringe but bc they have such a weird and wrong idea of how tanho is really like#i do not enjoy seeing it butchered#but i do not mind that other people dance it per se i just wish they cared a bit more about how it's traditionally danced#i was thinking about this seeing a gymnast the other day that had i think salsa in her routine?#(idk bc the volume was so low i just had to go by a bit of what i heard and her movements)#SHE WAS STIFF#all her routine was so beautiful and elegant and then that part... it was definitely there#but then i saw a YouTube video nd it was one of those where they teach how to dance x latinamerican rhythm#but the teacher is always yanki and the steps are all numbered and there's squares on the floor telling u where to step#and LISTEN i know it's useful to have a visual representation or a guide at first to figure out the movement#but please that's just at first u can't just go through life overthinking merengue bc u're gonna look dumb#even the teachers look like they are trying to hold a penny between their ass cheeks without it falling while they dance#u have to let go and just feel it at some point#some of our dances are so much more about the feeling or connection with your partner than about the technique#technique is still important but like#i would enjoy much more watching someone who doesn't know every dance so just does a couple basic steps but FEELS the music#and is just enjoying themselves while dancing#than seeing someone who spent an entire year learning every step and turn but they look petrified and scared while dancing#nobody is out to get u sweetheart u can let go PLEASE u're scaring the kids
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I have been consumed with Kidpen brain rot, so I decided to draw them! This ship is now ingrained into my head and lives in it rent-free.
#my art#kindergarden game#kindergarten fanart#kindergarden#kindergarten#kindergarten 2#kindergarden 2#kindergarten teenagers#kindergarten kid#kindergarten au#kindergarten 2 penny#kindergarten penny#penny x protagonist#penny x kid#kidpen#kindergarten evil au#kinderteens evil au#kinderteens#loopty loop#loopty loop au
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Old tawog art dump 1/5
I’m pretty sure all of these are from 2022, I added watermarks over some of them that don’t have them
Digital + future/nextgen au
Rosemary and Sammy’s reference images are on my blog, however their appearances have changed a little bit
Also idk why I gave baby Lucien a bow in a lot of these, he was supposed to be amab. On the topic of Lucien, he is currently a teenager, I just liked drawing him as a baby
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5
#no image id#hopefully I’ll add it later#artists on tumblr#oc#original character#tawog#fankid#fanchild#nextgen#nextgen au#Rosemary Watterson#Sammy Watterson#Lucien Watterson#darwin watterson#Carrie Krueger#well her last name isn’t Krueger in this au but still#carwin#Darwin x Carrie#carrie x darwin#penball#gumball x penny#penny x gumball#oh I almost forgot#Carmen x Alan#for the balloon kid#🦇#🦇🎨
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Lily: Hey guys, look what I found.
All the other seniors sat in Felix and Ted's living room turned to her, confused by the video tape she was holding.
Kidd: Woah, you should play that for us.
Lily: Well obviously.
Lily put in the tape onto the distorted VCR player that was around 15 years old.
Then it turned on, showing a girl, roughly their age. She had half shaved off hair, a victorian themed dress that was ripped up by herself, and scribbled on make-up.
???: Number.. 43? Video recording.. testing.. Is the ligh- oh there we go.. Video recording 43, titled: Day.. fucks sake we're in the 2000's now. Date; May 14th, 2024.
The girl then stood up, the pixels following her quick movements. She walked into a lab that was almost as glitchy as the girls distorted face. Then there was a bundle of pixels that made out the shape of a woman.
???: Miss Evergreen?
Miss Evergreen: Yes Harriet?
Harriet: I forgot who I'm looking for, who is it again?
Miss Evergreen: God damn it Harriet, I told you, we're looking for a girl your age named Penelope Fiore. Shes technically your-
Harriet: Oh!.. Yeah. I forgot alot, it has been like 6 years now since..
Miss Evergreen: Yes, Yes. I know.
Harriet: Are we doing the right thing? Shes only 17, and she had friends who would be worried about her!
Miss Evergreen: Oh Dearie, think about it; Why would they care if she went missing, if they didn't care when you did?
The pixels of Harriet followed her as she bit her lip and looked behind her, swallowing her tears behind her eyes.
Miss Evergreen: Exactly, now would you be a dear and get me my vials from the top cupboard?
Harriet: ..Yes, mother.
The video ended, spitting the tape out. Carla went to pick it up, the words of what Harriet said spinning through her mind.
Penny: That...
Felix: HARRIET IS FUCKING ALIVE!?
Penny: Shes being looked after..
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By my mother.
( All the seniors are still open for asks. )
( Harriet is now also open for asks. )
#kindergarten game#kindergarten 1#kindergarten 2#kindergarten 3#kindergarten kid#kindergarten lily#kindergarten oc#miss evergreen#kindergarten carla#kindergarten felix#kindergarten penny#kindergarten au#kindergarten ask blog#kindergarten#ask blog#ask box#ask#ask begging#kindergarten fandom#highschool au#highschool x kindergarten#highschool kindergarten
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Lilex Redraw
I got bored and decided to redraw my lilex doodle, since it's been a while and I hate how my art looked back then, so.. Here ya go! And enjoy!
And then the old art..-
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Then a penny x kid bonus doodle~
#kindergarten 2#kindergarten game#kindergarten#kindergarten lily#kindergarten fanart#kindergarden 2#kindergarten 2 game#lily kindergarten#fan art#kindergarten au#kindergarten kid#kindergarten penny#felix kindergarten#digital doodle#digital drawing#artist#art#lily x felix#kindergarten lilex
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I legit thought Pokeshipping was people shipping the self-inserts with their Pokémon. I’m literally so dumb 😂 But after Pokémon Scarlet I get that people are shipping the characters together, not the characters with their Pokémon. Forgive my old dumbass 😳
Anyways, I ship Juliana/MC with Arven and Penny with Nemona. I myself am claiming my self-insert to be Dir. Clavell de Pompadour. I head canon Juliana/MC to be 15/16, Penny to be 16, and Nemona and Arven to be around 17.
It’s about the chemistry 🤞🏼
#Pokémon#Pokémon Scarlet#Pokémon Violet#Pokémon Scarvi#Arven#Nemona#Penny#Juliana/MC#Arven x Juliana#Arven/Juliana#Nemona x Penny#Penny x Nemona#Nemona/Penny#Penny/Nemona#Pokeshipping#forgive me for I am old#hello fellow kids is literally me#Arviana#Director Clavell
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