#kinderteens evil au

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I blame all of the adorable and cute kidpen art I kept seeing here for this, you all convinced me this is an adorable ship!

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Continuation (for @cringycrisis)

I'm sorry, it was only in the drawing with Cindy that I noticed that I entered your nickname incorrectly.

Protagonist, Nugget, Billy, Lily, Penny, Ted

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OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH! <3<3 <3 <3 <3

I LOVE IT! <3 <3 <3

(Run Kid run!)

I want to drew your au for the long time! X3

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baby, don't bite each other, pls.🤲

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I have been consumed with Kidpen brain rot, so I decided to draw them! This ship is now ingrained into my head and lives in it rent-free.

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"Next school here we come!" (This took longer to make than expected >.< )

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"What? You don't want to-"

"No."

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(Aren't they besties! :3)

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AWWWWW!!!!! Evil Nugget looks so cute!!!!! Thank you!!!! <3 <3 <3

@kgmilgramau @gabycantart

I didn't have enough time for everyone, so I decided to draw a chibi, I hope you like it, I'm sorry

@cringycrisis and @rainrayne

<3

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Don't they get along :)

Alice please- ------ (This is just a Evil!au Alice prototype design, I definitely will be making it better. I just really wanted to draw her) (Also I am drawing the kg3 kids, it's just that the drawing isn't done yet! Hopefully I'll get it done by the end of this month!)

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Tales Of The Evil!Kg Au- "Uh Oh."

Sometimes Kid wonders how he even ends up in situations like these. Shoved into a wall while being almost choked by the local robocop of the school: Penny. Her eyes bore into him like she wanted to disintegrate him (which he knows she can 100% do). Kid tried his best to wiggle his hand out of her powerful grasp as it was pinned painfully to the wall, the other he refused to remove from the arm that was currently pinning him to the wall by his neck.

“Apologize.” Penny ordered, her voice lacking any kindness or emotion other than rage. Her eyes glowing red to match those emotions.

��Fuck you.” Kid spat back, the grip on his neck only tightened as he felt his vision blur for a split second. 

“I said apologize.”

“Penny, forget it. It's not like he has anything good on him this time.” Ted said unamused, almost disappointed as he tossed Kid's green backpack haphazardly off to the side, belongings spilling everywhere on the ground as it slid and hit a nearby locker. In a sudden motion, Penny fully lets go of Kid and lets him fall to the ground with a grunt. Kid takes a moment to rub his throat where Penny had grabbed him as he stares hatefully at the two blondes.

“What's with the stupid face freak? Be grateful that we're not beating your ass for having nothing.” Ted gives Kid a cruel smile as he walks up to him, towering over as he stares down at the brunette.

“Says the loser whose only friend is something that pretends to be human.”

Kid felt his world blacken for just a moment as Ted aggressively kicked him in the stomach with enough force to knock all of the wind out of him.

“You better keep your mouth shut freak if you value your teeth!” Ted threatens, giving him another aggressive kick.

“Make me.” Kid coughs out, getting grabbed and harshly shoved against the wall, smacking his head against the lockers. Dazed, Kid could feel Ted's breath against his face as he began to register the hateful eyes staring into his own.

“What's going on here?!” Another voice catches the attention of the boys and Penny, turning around, they face a horrified-looking Jerome, behind him, with the door open stood Carla, Monty, and Buggs who shared equal horror. “Theodore, what are you doing?!”

“Oh great, you people.” Ted rolled his eyes, releasing Kid from his grasp and letting him fall back onto the hard-tiled floor as he shoved his hands into his pockets. Kid winces in pain as he lays on the ground.

“Theodore you know if you keep up this behavior you're gonna get expelled!” Carla warns with a worried tone. Ted only seemed mildly amused by it, letting out a dry chuckle.

“What we are up to is none of your concern, Carla.” Penny states calmly, “Now if you will excuse us, we are busy punishing this student.”

“Just because you're the school hall monitor doesn't mean you can do whatever!” Buggs states, pushing past the others as he gets in front of Jerome. “You're not in charge of the school.”

Penny looked at Buggs, her eyes remaining emotionless as she thinks. Kid notices sweat start to form on Buggs's forehead as the silence grows deafening.

“...That may be true Bucklee, but as you can see, we're in the hallway, so it is my right to punish any misbehaving students.”

“Penny if you or Theodore keep doing this we'll report you to the Principal!” Monty threatens. This seems to get a reaction out of Penny, though very mild, a small glint of anger appears in her eyes before disappearing. 

“Very well. Come on Theodore, we have other places to be at.” Penny spoke calmly as she straightened her posture, brushing off dust from her dress before turning and heading off down the hall with an elegant and quick pace. Ted flips them off before shoving his hands back into his pockets and storms off to follow Penny.

Kid watches as they both disappear around a corner, his body now suddenly remembering the beating it took as the pain registers in his brain, making him wince in pain as he tries to sit up.

“Are you alright Kid?” Jerome asked as he offered a hand to him, Kid takes it and was helped up to his feet as he stumbled from exhaustion.

“As great as anybody else who got beat up by an android.” Kid says bluntly. Jerome gives him a sheepish smile as he helps him into the classroom. Carla walks past them to pick up Kid’s items. Luckily the room was empty aside from the four student council leaders. Monty heads towards the teacher's desk where his backpack sits while Buggs goes back to leaning against the window on the other side of the room, crossing his arms. Kid loosens himself from Jerome's grasp and drags himself towards the desk, hoisting himself on top to sit down.

“They keep getting ballsier with these attacks.” Buggs points as he flicks a paper triangle that was on the window sill into the trash. “This is the fifth one this week!”

“Ha. That's hardly shit.” Kid starts as Monty pulls out bandages from his backpack and hands them to Kid. “Not even close to her record.”

“So she's just getting sloppy with hiding them then!” Buggs exclaims “I knew it! She has been abusing her powers again! I told you!”

“Buggs, you know there isn't anything we can do about it.” Jerome reminds him. “Even if we try again, remember what happened last time we reported her?”

Buggs huffs and turns to look out the window. “I still think it's stupid that we're just allowing this to happen. What happens when Penny goes too far one of these times and kills someone, like Kid!”

“Bold of you to assume she hasn't done that already.” Kid cuts in. “Remember that Becky girl who used to sell weed in the upstairs bathrooms?”

“SEE!!” Buggs says as he jesters to Kid while looking at the others. Carla looks away nervously as she neatly repacks Kid's backpack. Monty and Jerome share a glance, seeming nervous as well as they both look to be contemplating something. Kid continues to bandage himself up as he watches. The room fell silent as Buggs looked at his friends, his arms falling down to his sides, speechless.

“If you morons are done arguing, I have a plan on how to get rid of the problem.” 

“No, we are not killing her, Kid.” Jerome scolds, earning an eye roll from Kid.

“It's not like she's an actual human.”

“But she used to be…” Carla says solemnly. “The ‘real’ Penny may be long dead but she still has thoughts and feelings.”

Kid snorts. “Yeah, feelings like blood lust.”

Carla irks but remains silent as she finishes and zips up his backpack. “I just don't want to be the cause of someone's death, human or not.”

“Kid.” Jerome spoke softly, “Penny is still a person.”

Kid slides off the desk, tossing Monty back his bandages as he goes and takes his backpack from Carla. For a moment they both stare at each other as Carla looks at him desperate, earning a sigh from Kid as he looks away and heads towards the door. “Sometimes I reeeeeeally don't understand you weirdos.”

“It's who we are, you know that.” Carla says gently, her smile was small and soft to match.

“Whatever, if you guys think you can reform the crazy robot, be my guest. But don't say I didn't warn you if shit hits the fan.” Kid leaves the room, heading down the hallway and speed walks towards the staircase as quickly as he can. He'd rather not risk a round two with those two today, too dangerous.

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Ted secretly watches from around a corner as Kid disappears down the stairs. “I wouldn't suggest doing anything too courageous, Ted.” Penny calmly states as she sits nearby on a bench. “We already went too far.”

“Psh, you really think that I care-”

“No, but Lily and Billy would.”

Ted groans irritably “God with this shit again.”

Penny stares quietly at him for a few seconds before blinking slowly. “You and I are both aware of the deal we made with those two.”

Ted huffs and stomps over to a nearby trash can, he glances once at it before kicking a soda can that laid next to it. “Why should that crap matter? They barely even keep up their end of the deal.”

“That may be true. But remember, that is our leverage against them.”

Ted pouts at her before joining at the bench. Penny scoots closer to him before putting a hand on his knee. “Patience is key Ted, trust me, when the day comes you'll see what I've been planning.”

“You keep saying that, are you ever going to tell me what you're up to, or is this a game to you?”

“A bit of both.” Ted smiles at Penny, leaning his head on her shoulder. Penny returns the favor by leaning her head on his.

“You're my favorite person Penny.”

“As you are to me.” Penny hums happily.

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Oops, my hand slipped!

What is Evil!Kid afraid of? Monsters - Nah. Getting beaten up- Don't make him laugh Being jumped- Been there, done that. Getting into a fight- Child's play Getting stalked- That is a daily routine at this point! Being the school's robo-cop's crush- HORRIBLE! WHY WOULD YOU WISH SOMETHING LIKE THAT UPON HIM?! (I just thought it would be hilarious that out of all the things he could be afraid of, Evil!Penny crushing on him is what finally scares him)

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OMG AAAAAAAAA- THIS IS AMAZING! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! <3

@cringycrisis a small sketch of the loopty loop crew and some of the evil au (hope you like it)

It was fun to draw them !

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Fun Fact: Emily can both be very well informed about the kinderverse, but also has the intelligence of a toddler when it comes to how the world functions. She's very dumb.

She hardly understands anything that isn't related to outside reality, she can tell you about any au in existence and what they're about, be able to identify each person and which au they're from, and can go into heavy detail about how the timelines work. She even knows how the backrooms operate! But she also is the same person who would believe any lie you tell her. (ex: if you tell her that cotton candy comes from sheep, she will genuinely believe you.)

She is extremely gullible, and oh boy, does Kid take advantage of that when he can.

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Beauty takes time Billy! >:( (I just really want to draw more of evil Lily and Billy for some reason)

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Evil au done! Both Loopty Loop and Evil au are now available to interact! Loopty Loop au

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Evil!Au Billy and Kid's relationship in a nutshell.

reference here: https://www.tumblr.com/incorrectquotesideas-deactivated/748596231280984064/person-a-youre-so-cute-when-youre-irritated?source=share

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He'll probably be fine.... Not really

(I wonder how the other Kid is doing?)