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bought a dildo but i don't have lube and i need to sort out a way to store it because it did not come in a convenient box but i have it and it's smaller and something i could probably take woo
#jack.txt#i had a freak out about the material bc i thought it was the Bad Plastic#but no it's nonporous and my friend also vouched for it#also i need to like. figure out how to clean it in a way that doesn't consume all my energy immediately#i live with people which makes washing toys with soap more tedious than i'd like it to be#so i've thought abt baby wipes but idk if that's unhygienic?#idk maybe i need to just buy a neutral dish soap and hope people don't take it from the bathroom again#and that no one spots me going to the bathroom with a funky penis in my hand
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Shivering is such an S-tier emotional response but also it's so inscrutable. Wtf be more easily scruted
#whenever im watching a movie so good it gives me the shivers im always just like Damn this movie is so good and also im shivering#it is impossible to tell whether im shivering as i wash my hands bcos my bedroom is cold as hell#or bcos my goal of watching lesbian JOI to learn new techniques has worked and ive learned penis shot put
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if i had a penis i think i would usually sit to pee anyway but i still wish i had the option yknow
#i could buy an stp and i think about it every time i trav but then its like#was a rubber penis in a public bathroom sink OR sit on an airplane next to a stranger with unwashed peepee weener..... like................#**every time i travel#*** wash a rubber penis#you get it
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PROOF that my puppy looks like a penis when she sploots
#yknow if a balls had legs that is.#personal#jellybean#PENIS DOG BE UPON YE#also ik that playpen looks small but that's her vibing zone only lol#its usually twice as big but currently washing the other mat :(#also sry 4 the ugly croc pic i wear them around the house so i dont get HAIR SPLINTERS
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if ur a tristamp hater ur penis is smelly and ur not cunt
#YEAH I SAID IT#'ouhhh it jus my opeenion' go wash ur stinky penis#u dont GET it u dont GET IT AT ALL#and u didnt even TRY
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Anyway. Please enjoy my mom's cat, who decided to curl up on my coat to watch me watch the MCR streams 😂 She could have been anywhere. She chose my coat. I love her <3
#idk if the oustide of that coat even smells like me. i know the inside does bc i've only washed it once 😅#but the outside could smell like ANYTHING. it's my work coat. i take out the outdoor garbages in that coat. i shoveled dirty animal...#...wood shavings in that coat. i sculpted a giant penis out of snow in that coat. i have no clue what it smells like to her.#personal#cat#edit: i did NOT sculpt a giant penis out of snow at work. i was just wearing that coat at the time bc it's my heaviest & longest coat that..#...fits me.
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one day im going to lose my mind with building shaders because i keep forgetting that all of my scenes related to the original the project have their color management setting adjusted which means i will always and forever be confused as to why the colors in my new scene look off and do excessive troubleshooting just to figure out i need to change one (1) setting in a single menu. it's great
#soda offers you a can#“why do these colors look so washed out what is wrong with the shader??” nothing. go change the color settings penis
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i wear fingerless black gloves but theyre actually arthritis support gloves and i only need one but i cannot express to you how lame that is so i have to be the weirdo wearing fingerless gloves everywhere.
and then i fuckign. wear aviators always bc im light sensitive n migraine prone and i think all other sunglasses look dumb on my face and yes bc teenage me saw dave strider and my psyche absorbed him vore-style
and i just go around like this. in public. why arent there laws against me specifically
#i was ASSIGNED a crow fursona bc im 'so dave strider coded'#i shouldnt be allowed#it was Worse when i use to bleach my hair rly light blonde#and the reason i use to??#to literally destroy my hair so i didnt have to wash it so often#i miss those days..#penis meows
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#magic school bus#out of context#ms frizzle#liz#hood ornament#sugar#rising from the deeps#that's a penis#it's a dick joke#car wash#molecules#Meets Molly Cule
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“you were my everything,
and all that you did was make me fucking sad.
so don’t waste the time i don’t have,
and don’t try to make me feel bad.”
#billie eilish#happier than ever#in my bad bitch era#the cat that i kept saying hello to came into my house the other day#Fully came back in the night ran straight to my blanket and started FUCKING IT#HE WAS FUCKING MY BLANKET BRO#but it’s okay cause he’s cute i can just wash it easy peasy#I have called him Cooper#he had another name before but idk he just looks like a cooper#I didn’t know that cats penises were like pointy#and they like drill into the cat vagina rather than penetrate it like a human#which is weird#I wonder if lion or tiger penises are the same#I don’t wanna think about feline penis anymore#I had a job interview today and it went rlly well#boutta be swimmin in cash#I will save it but then use like 10 percent of it for mercy#MERCH fucking autocorrect#this bitch called shanice came up to me today while I was eating a sandwich on the bus and told me to repent or something#I asked her why and she said the tuna on my sandwich was a gateway for the devil to enter my body#lmao what a fuckinf idiot she doesn’t know beezlebub is like my homie#I bake cookies for him and in return i get mad pussy#dust scares me it’s just dead skin that’s fallen off of your body over time#like that’s my dna on the surface of my tv like wtf#SoundCloud
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also im so sick of the acne like its so annoying and its such bullshit bc im not on t anymoreee i havent been for months so can we wrap it up I know my hormones r all over the place bc i was on and off t so willynilly for a while but now i have been off t for like. literally a year atp i think. so we should be settled and that means acne you may leave
#i didnt even have acne during my like. first puberty. granted i started t when i was 16 (january 28th 2021 if you were curiousssss.#it was such a niiiiiiice dayyyyy and i had on my favorite skirt and i was so happy abt starting t and then my granny suddenly died. which#obv sad but like tactically it was very helpful on her part bc now ill always remember the day i started t.#but ya. and then i was on and off it A TON mainly for like. insurance reasons and then like me being shitty at taking medication#consistently. iam happy with the changes but i also feel like i like. well yk i wanna go back on it eventually. but i have had some changes#my voice is def deeper than it would be i have my shitty tstache i think my face looks more masc Mostly bc everybody spontaneously started#telling me i look like my dad. and other changes but were in polite company. so im not going to talk about my penis. KJBFSIUBFEJB but ya.#but the fucking acne likee. i didnt have any during my first puberty aside from like. id occasionally get ONE smack dab between my eyebrows#or on the tip of my nose. very rarely id get both at the same time#but now my cheeks r like the fucking mountains. and i donot like ittt bc idk why. ik acne is genetic and theres nothing bad abt having acne#i jsut dont understand why i do and i am insecure abt it . i apologize .#idk. maybe my facewash is actually hurting bc recently my nose hass been feeling a bit dry after using it#i also dont shower enough. ik acne is genetic and not a cleanliness thing necessarily but i do need to shower more thats just a thing abt m#doing a silly little jig I struggle with hygiene bc im mentally ill. you know. basically IDKKK#i only wash my face once a day (on good days . when i do my morning and night routines)#and then in the mornings i just do water. yk... i only use the actual wash at night. but idkkkkk#+ i probably do have acne scars. i cant tell bc of The acne but i am The picker .. sigh . its ok. im working on achieving neutrality with#all of that so my tactic is to be like I will have acne scars bc i picked at my face. and i try not to attach anything else to that#statement i just try to be like well this because that. and im working on that for everything like. yk. I always get weird abt talking abt#it esp nowadays bc my brain gets mad at me for 'failing' it (tbc its a good thing i failed it) but yk. it helps with the that stuff ...
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PROCOMIL CREAM Made in German is an ointment that promotes the perfusion of skin and mucosa thanks to its active substance which produces vasodilatation in the treated areas. That means that the hyperaemic effect appears particularly in the peripheral vessels and capillaries of the skin or mucous membranes. Thus, applied in the sexual region of the man, erection is sustained much longer until both partners reach their complete satisfaction.
#1) Wash your penis#2) Apply a normal layer on half length of your penis with your finger tips and leave it.#3) Do not massage.#4) Apply 15 minutes before sex.
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i've been kind of absurdly over-the-top scar treatment-ing my top surgery scars but like.... not for the reason you'd expect. like i don't really care about my scars fading that much, and i would be perfectly content if they stayed exactly the same as they are now 4 months post-op, but it's like a fun little activity to me. i've come to love and be obsessively into routines and self care and i love my little morning and night time Activity.
#it's like taking care of a pet#in the morning i massage and moisturize the scars and grafts after i shower#i used to use vaseline but i just switched to vitamin e cocoa butter#and first i go in with my hand then with a little wooden massage tool#(his name is the penis man....)#and stretch and massage the muscles connected to my chest#like neck and back#sometimes i use magnesium massage oil sometimes not#and I repeat at night#and i just added a new part at night where i wash off the vaseline/cocoa butter and put on scar tape to sleep in#and i'm also likely going to be getting laser on them which again#just kind of sounds like a cool fun activity to me#they want me to be a model for their top surgery scar removal services and they'll do it for free if i agree to be in ads thats so cool
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no idea why but reframing "brushing my teeth" to "washing my gums" completely changed the game for me and now i feel bad if it doesnt get done
#ive been struggling with brushing my teeth like at all ever for years#havent changed my toothbrush or toothpaste its the same#just the language i use and now my brain is on top of it#feels like needing a shower/washing my face now#instead of something SO awful and horrendous i cant make myself do it#no idea WHY this is working but not gonna question it too hard#dental health#dental care#penis meows
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guy walks into the wrong bathroom
#i was thinking “oh its so fun that theres like. many urinals in the womens bathroom. very progressive =w=b.”#but alas. guy walked into the guys bathroom not knowing he did so. whooops#i still use the womens bathroom bc. scared. but also i dont wanna see dick at school please.#but maybe.... i only noticed when i was washing my hands so i dont think id see and penis if i were to use it.#im not going to tho its finee#augh#sillyposting#auughh#its not my first time in a mens toilet i dabbled a little in high school....#but stillll.....#what im stuck up on is the fact that i did so accidentally... thats emberassing.#augh.....
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