#and they like drill into the cat vagina rather than penetrate it like a human
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“you were my everything,
and all that you did was make me fucking sad.
so don’t waste the time i don’t have,
and don’t try to make me feel bad.”
#billie eilish#happier than ever#in my bad bitch era#the cat that i kept saying hello to came into my house the other day#Fully came back in the night ran straight to my blanket and started FUCKING IT#HE WAS FUCKING MY BLANKET BRO#but it’s okay cause he’s cute i can just wash it easy peasy#I have called him Cooper#he had another name before but idk he just looks like a cooper#I didn’t know that cats penises were like pointy#and they like drill into the cat vagina rather than penetrate it like a human#which is weird#I wonder if lion or tiger penises are the same#I don’t wanna think about feline penis anymore#I had a job interview today and it went rlly well#boutta be swimmin in cash#I will save it but then use like 10 percent of it for mercy#MERCH fucking autocorrect#this bitch called shanice came up to me today while I was eating a sandwich on the bus and told me to repent or something#I asked her why and she said the tuna on my sandwich was a gateway for the devil to enter my body#lmao what a fuckinf idiot she doesn’t know beezlebub is like my homie#I bake cookies for him and in return i get mad pussy#dust scares me it’s just dead skin that’s fallen off of your body over time#like that’s my dna on the surface of my tv like wtf#SoundCloud
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