#peepaw club

[galaxy-of-me]

qingyi and zhongli need to attend bingo night together fr

[pufftheninja]

Lilia Vanrouge 💚🖤🩷

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[emmg]

y’all, Emmrich is barely in his 50s, and someone's out here saying his dick’s out of commission? 😂

Listen, as the shameless and spry 20-something that I am, I’ve been on rides older than that, and trust me, they run just fine. Smooth sailing.

The real reason we end up in that coffin the devs teased? It’s because Emmrich is gonna fuck us straight to the afterlife and that’s where they’ll be dumping our lifeless bodies. No malfunction in sight.

[moodymisty]

Okay but like imagine having kid with a Chapter Master, like Logan Grimnar (Yeah I know he is Grandpa but hey he still can get it) and imagine explaining it to Leman after he comes back, like idk "Umm hey dad we kinda had a cold war with Inquisition and this Inquisitor Lady was sent to monitor on us, and we kinda fell in love and made a kid?" (I love enemies to lovers and I must say Space Wolf with Inquisitor fic idea is just delicious as your Cato fics)

bestie I am totally in the camp of "fucking any peepaw of the chapter" so you don't need to justify yourself to me.

And also that idea sounds tasty. The whole forbidden love enemies to lovers thing is great. it's going to be bad enough explaining the relationship, but also the kid? oh no

[cowboydisaster]

just popping by to say that: simon "ghost" Riley x exotic dancer reader is coming soon

[foxsoulart]

Could not resist, might be hard to see sorry bout that

[turrondeluxe]

Which turtle is which tots' favorite uncle!!! I NEED TO KNOW

Uno's favorite: Leonardo

Moja's favorite: Raphael

Yi's favorite: Donatello

Odyn's favorite: Michelangelo

[merakiui]

thinking many thoughts about introducing the trio to ddr. i just know azul would be seething with bitterness because he would try to impress you with a difficulty that is above beginner/basic because obviously he’s much better than that! only to fail abysmally and the twins are crying with laughter because azul is so genuinely speechless he’s sputtering. they’re all equally terrible at it, but floyd has the most fun with failing because he likes the pretty arrows and the upbeat music and it doesn’t matter how many times he messes up he just likes dancing. jade’s technique is so stiff; he doesn’t even try to loosen up and he just accepts that not everyone is going to be good right away, especially when you’ve only had your human legs for a few years.

[skrunksthatwunk]

kiryu you were not about to write that on your bucket list you lying faker you gay ass homosexual man

[marc--chilton]

PEEPAW SHOULDA BEEN AT THE CLUBBBB.....

[sleepyiforgot]

Our Peepaw Mikey’s are best friends and they talk shit over yoga.

Michael belongs to @midnightduel

Angelo belong to me✨

Odd Man Out (OMO) - @/threestripeslider

Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis

(MNMC) - @/mutantninjamidlifecrisis

[ddejavvu]

NOOOOO THIS IS UR MAN?!

YOU CAN'T SEE ME BUT I'M KNEELING AT HIS FEET ACTUALLY <3

[moodymisty]

Okay like we are all simping for Bully Sicarius, Daddy Shark and Nasty Nurgle boy, but I AM BACK WITH MY LOGAN AGENDA, and I just want to give yall idea of some Inqusitor going to poundtown with him, like she or he got into some not good bussiness and to seek shelter from rest of Inqusition went to Logan for help, and he reluctantly agreed, and even tho he shows distain to Inqusition he makes sure to brand this Inqusitor every night in his chambers.

Gotta make sure that the Inquisition knows who they’re dealing with, with the Space Wolves. Talk about a wild ride getting knocked about by a space wolf for a week.

I love this idea btw, my inbox is a soap box for your old man fucking agenda, and I support it.

[deadmantellsnotales]

THE DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE #PEEPAW MULTIVERSE WAS INSANE OMG

The dream was about all the leo’s in the #peepaw multiverse meeting DMTNT Leo and there was a half foot height difference between him and the others and DMTNT Leo just TOWERS over the others with his extra height with such a smug yet scary expression but instantly goes from that to cracking dad jokes like he’s the adult taking care of the kiddos (who are also adults but who decided to question dream logic? Not me.)

In one part, DMTNT Leo tried to make ‘friendly’ conversation with MNMC Leo by making puns and it somehow turned into a roast competition between the two with OMO Leo being the chill ref who has a bias for both at the same time and is cheering them on and riling them up in iconic Leo fashion.

Meanwhile, all T+E Leo can do is contemplate wether to break them apart and risk being roasted himself or just watch it escalate from the sidelines and sigh like an old man watching their children bicker about playing with a certain toy they both want.

[honestsister]

I'm already seeing posts forgetting that Venti is the ORIGINAL Pee paw of genshin, zhongli this, neuvillette that, yall are so quick to throw aside the og for some h:sr husbando???