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Could not resist, might be hard to see sorry bout that
#old man club#old man raph#ol man rafa#peepaw leonardo#my peepaw leo version#just a couple of old dudes#Leon's in denial#while Rafa is just chill with it#he embraced his age a looong time ago#tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#tmnt raphael#ghost abduction au
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Gogol’s unrequited love
#i died when he put fyodor’s arm NEXT TO HIS FACE#it’s kind of sad how nikolai’s feeling is one sided#he’s a widow now#congrats on joining the dead husband club#except that fyodor’s probably not dead💀#skk lived too it’s not soukokover#the old man yaoi made me so miserable#bsd#bungou stray dogs#fyodor dostoevsky#nikolai gogol#gogol#fyolai#fanart#bsd fanart#art#fyodor really went KA BOOM BOOM
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Daggers
#artists on tumblr#nobody artist club#fan art#experimental art#megaman#megaman x#rockman#rockman x#mega man x#mega man#ロックマンx#ロックマン#mmx#mm#old art
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GRAND DAD 💙🥼🧪🔧
#club penguin#gary the gadget guy#(( idk how old he's supposed to be in canon#but to me he's a weird old man always and forever ))
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I just know Gaz is so fucking good at rock climbing. He's just built perfectly for it, he's got the endurance, the flexibility, the grip, the core strength, the agility, the arm spread, he's not too bulky and heavy like Soap or Ghost, his height gives him quite a lot of advantages (even though sometimes there are trails for us hobbits, but mostly being tall helps). Price could probably give him a run for his money, but since I headcanon that Price has seriously fucked up his spine and joints, especially in his fingers, he might be held back by this. Also I feel like Kyle has the best endurance out of all four of them, so he does extremely well on the long ones. He's also got that magical ability to be able to take a rest at the tiniest little handle, like literally catches himself with two toes and a pinch on a non-existent bump in the rock and relaxes as if he's lounging on a beach, all muscles resting before the upcoming difficult few meters.
Also he's one of those who will climb even in slippers, just because he gotta flex like that.
No I'm not drooling over his fingers wrapped in that tape in places where he ripped calluses off, you are.
Also this was induced by a SoapGaz thought where Gaz runs Soap through some intensive training on the climbing walls and enjoys the view of all that muscle bulk flexing and rippling as Soap struggles to find his balance and makes mistakes in dispersing his weight which limits his reach. He's so tense, he can barely slur his Scottish nonsense out, sweat streaming down the dip of his spine and soaking his tank top through.
When he finally falls of the wall after reaching the top handle, his fingers are shaking and he needs Kyle's help to untie the harness knot. Wipes his forehead, leaving a white streak of magnesia stuck to the wet skin, and huffs and grumbles about how he'll still beat Kyle's PR one day.
Gaz won't let him, of course. But he won't stop Johnny from trying either, because after that he gets to massage all those sore muscles Soap didn't even know existed, and listen to him groan as he shamelessly leaks into his boxers. Because why wouldn't Soap get off the post-gym muscle strain, really. And why wouldn't Gaz enjoy watching him get painfully hard and sensitive from barely sexual touch, exploding into his mouth as soon as Kyle wraps his lips around Soap's tip.
#juju's grumbles#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#soap x gaz#gaz x soap#soapgaz#soap cod#john soap mactavish#cod#call of duty#listen i just really wanna go rock climbing again#this shit makes me feel so alive#and i just know gaz would volunteer as a trainer for kids groups in his local rock climbing club#also the one i am going to has this old man who has one arm amputated up to the elbow#BEST FUCKING CLIMBER IN THE CLUB#he's literally a beast i've seen him climb the 15 meters wall in seconds#also tatted up and wears a bandana and has like long white hair#i have such a crush on him#he's a trainer and i want to work with him so bad but also i know i'll embarrass myself#and my level is just really pathetic#so i just drool in my weakling corner as i watch him casually do the shit i can't even dream of with all my limbs intact
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Draw Neves at the bar , trauma dumping to heket (she's the bartender)
HFSLKJGKDGJLJKLDS pls this is so funny to me. Neves is a mess when she's drunk. she is now Heket's burden....here she is telling a very silly story
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cotl heket#cotl narinder#cotl oc#cotl au#BOO! human oc#getting requests of Neves is so fun to me. i'm itching to talk about her but im so locked down on spoilers#like shes traumadumping here but not Spoiler trauma dumping#imagine being a 25 year old woman sent to Furry Cult World........like.....Neves should be at the club rn :/#the Lamb tried to put her in the Contraption but Neves is too big for it. so they just made her write a very apologetic letter instead#Narinder is still one of Neves' biggest haters.#slapping some color on some shitty sketches >>>>>>>#ALSO putting Narinder in grandpa sweaters and cardigans >>> old ass man#my art#also cannot tell you how the egg thing makes me laugh. Like what the hell…
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Soap thinks he is the kinkiest of the 141 for sure. He's had a threesome before. One time he let a lassie finger his arse. He's even went down on a girl in a bathroom stall in a club before!
Poor boy is in for a rude awakening on how vast the world of kink actually is when Ghost casually invites him to a members only club as his guest. Price is a member too actually, is going to bring Gaz. It can be a nice 141 night out :)
#mhairidrabbles#Johnny and Kyle out here sure it's an old mans club and saying yes out of finding their superiors officers endearing#Johnny cannot stop staring at the man in full pup gear and about passes out when he crawls over to sniff at him#Kyle is ramrod straight and staring ahead as Price is getting head from a man that looks sort of like him right beside him#holding a full conversation with them the whole time as well - like Price is ignoring the person blowing him entirely
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I know what possessed him :)
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how did i never notice that almost the entirety of mcgucket's downward spiral happened in less than 2 years
like seriously is he even 40 yet here?? holy shit
happy fiddleford friday to those who celebrate ✌️🥲
#dude had the world's fastest twink death#he should be at the club#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford#mcgucket#old man mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#wild ass name you cannot tell me that's a cis man sorry#society of the blind eye#gravity falls season 2#my nonsense
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you should draw pete on leash
.... Okay I might've cooked
#eltingville fanart#the helltingville club#welcome to eltingville#pete dinunzio#may osewai#im so tired#eltingville oc#the eltingville club#eltingville club#eltingville pete#suggest me more things to draw please#i had too much fun doing this#rabid pete makes me giggle#i have to draw old man pete#i have to show the rapid recession of his hairline please please please--#guys is this normal#werewolf pete is also... probably going on my to-do list
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most tired man in tokyo
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I've had these rattling around in my gallery and the 'French classic literature old man yaoi appreciation club' and felt the need to bless the kind people of tumblr with them
#javert#les mis#les miserables#old man yaoi#phantom of the opera#erik poto#lidl#lidls bakery#i love the lidls bakery so much#french classic literature old man yaoi appreciation club
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i wanna call narumitsu my old man yaoi but they’re objectively not old. like they’re not even middle aged. they’re only 35. the games just make them seem older in some type of way lmfao
#bit beyond club age but idk#phoenix and his shitty back#old man yaoi in spirit#narumitsu#wrightworth
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y’all, Emmrich is barely in his 50s, and someone's out here saying his dick’s out of commission? 😂
Listen, as the shameless and spry 20-something that I am, I’ve been on rides older than that, and trust me, they run just fine. Smooth sailing.
The real reason we end up in that coffin the devs teased? It’s because Emmrich is gonna fuck us straight to the afterlife and that’s where they’ll be dumping our lifeless bodies. No malfunction in sight.
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age the veilguard#datv#im forever a proud member of the old man fucker club#lesgo peepaw
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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline
marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise
#fave#snap chats#'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on#vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher#she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY#i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes#and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like#'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that#i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore#2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE#FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE#on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday#i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators#like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something#i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it#ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE
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Relationship Dynamic
#wolfs#wolfs 2024#old man yaoi#gay#ship#ships#gay ship#the instigators#the instigators 2024#tyler durden#soapshipping#fight club#ao3#true detective#rust cohle#marty hart#rust cohle x marty hart#rust x marty#nick#lydia deetz#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2024#beetlejuice x lydia#burnt money#nene x angel#plata quemada#diva#the dark tower#walter padick#randall flagg
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