#pee tw

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Len: Go piss girl!!

[compassionatereminders]

I went to a dive bar for the first time a few days ago and I’m a transgender man. I needed to pee so badly cause I was drinking a ton and was there for like 4 hours! So I went into the bathroom and there was NO STALL DOORS (obviously cause of drug use but)

So I was trying to pee as fast as I could but once I was finished a guy walks in. I panicked and tried to make a sound so he wouldn’t look. I FUCKING SNIFFED. I shouldn’t have. This guy walks into the stall as I’m trying to wipe and goes “you doing Coke???” And I was like “no 😭” and then he STAYED THERE FOR LIKE A MINUTE TALKING TO ME. He finally realized I was using the bathroom and he goes “my bad dude!! Next time fart!” Then he started telling me “don’t worry I didn’t see anything” and I told him I “hid my dick as soon as I heard him walk in”

Funniest interaction I’ve had and if I wasn’t drunk I would have probably had a panic attack. I’m so grateful I pass now 😭 When I go back to that bar I will not stay there for as long but if I do I’m definitely not sniffing in the bathroom again

Yeah I have had similar encounters in bathrooms and it's so silly like no I am not doing cocaine in this trashy bathroom, yes I absolutely could if I wanted to, but who even are you and why would you be involved even IF I wanted to get high tonight?! 😂 (I'm so glad they didn't bother you for being transgender by the way!)

[zylvrina]

The fact that we had to read a book about a guy who's so big that when he pees thousands of people drown in it, for class, is like, wtf? And to make it even worse we were quizzed on it and one question was seriously how many people drowned in piss. I passed, but like, whyyyyyyy. Comparative literature professors are so weird and also kinda chill. We also afterwards had a whole lecture about the book with a lot of focus on the pee, idk why that was necessary but I had to listen to that for two hours straight.

Anyways the book is Gargantua and Pantagruel, do not read if you want your sanity intact.

[aa-carnivorousfatality]

" .....yeah no. your world is done for. You people lost breathing rights. Join the piss statues. "

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Who has a piss/omorashi kink? Asking for a friend and definitely not for me - *loud sweating* anon

Well, there are a few who have it as a actual kink:

1p Turkey, 1p Prussia, 1p Iceland

Though I feel like 2p Lithuania might secretly be somewhat into it, but also like, he's an asshole but he also doesn't really have any hard limits, so yeah, he's at least between it being a kink and something he just accepts if you want it

Though a few of the other 1ps and 2ps could be convinced to try it but they do not have it as a kink, so it's either a soft limit or something they are just meh about

[mc-anwir]

pissing again. scoty instaled a new tot! YAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁

[bunrux]

who gave them these

[boo-tiful-bladders]

My favorite piss trope is when the character is just lazy.

1. Pissing off the side of the bed because they're too sleepy

2. Squatting over the laundry because it's going to get washed anyway

3. Peeing into the couch cushions because the bathroom is too far away

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Rin: Role is done, changed my role colour to gold

Len: That's a rusty ass gold

Miku: Yeahh

Len: Piss yellow

Rin: Fuck you

Len: Drink some water, Rin

[compassionatereminders]

Lord. Today has been such a day. I hope it's ok to just rant about it here, if not obviously feel free to delete!!

Got woken up at 1am because my mom needed to go to the ER for excruciating pain. So we load up and I take her. It takes an HOUR for them to even pay her any mind- and it's not because it was busy. We live in a small town, and there was literally nobody there waiting to be seen. We think they were ignoring her because she looked like she was having drug withdrawals (shaking, pale, she couldn't stop moving/fidgeting). They only came out to see her when I brought my little brother in, and they realized that she wasn't just there to try and get meds from the hospital (this is all speculation ofc, but I really can't imagine any other reason that 'nobody saw her'). I'm still so mad because she sat there for so long, crying in pain (my mom NEVER cries, so that's how I could tell it was really bad) and nobody even bothered to check on her for over an hour. It took another hour for her to get any pain relief and while the nurses were all really nice, I'm still incredibly upset that she had to endure it for so long.

Anyways. Mom's going to be fine, she's getting flown to a better hospital a couple hours away to get the problem dealt with. That's all good. I'm staying home with my brother, and my aunt is going to pick her up later today (hopefully; it might take a few more days). The only issue is that I'll need to meet with my little brothers father (not my dad) to drop him off for the weekend, and I hate the guy, but I can easily ignore him so it's fine.

I think it's the stress of coordinating 4 different people's schedules that put me so on edge (my aunt needs to know when my mom is leaving, my sister is coming 1400 miles to Nevada from Texas, my little brother needs to do his homework/get ready to go/be dropped off). Family keeps calling me because I'm the one who lives with my mom, but I don't have any updates, because I'm home looking after my brother. I feel terrible that I can't tell them anything else, but it's still frustrating when I'm trying to get the house cleaned up, take care of a worried 7-year-old, and answer calls just to repeat the same thing.

The final straw though was one of my cats. When my brother and I finally got home around 8am, we were having breakfast. I look over, and my cat is peeing on my moms lunchbox. I freaked out, because that's disgusting, and he had NO reason to do that- their box is perfectly clean, he's not a serial pee monster, he's never been in competition with the other cats. I don't understand why today, of all days, he would choose to make a mess.

I've spent the past hour and a half trying to clean it by hand because I can't just throw it in the washing machine (it has a cloth outside, but its not removable). He ALSO managed to pee on my brother's homework tower (a short, plastic 'filing cabinet' with drawers we keep his stuff in), and of course, it got inside some of the drawers. Luckily the only stuff I had to throw away was some construction paper and white printer paper, and the rest was untouched, but I still had to clean up a MASSIVE puddle of cat pee on the floor, and empty + wipe out four of the drawers.

So. Anyways. I'm not feeling solution-oriented right now, I'm just really angry that this is all happening at once and there's not really anything within my control besides making sure my brother keeps to his schedule. At least he's not too worried, but I've kind of been avoiding talking to him at the moment because I feel like I might snap at him when it's not his fault at all. I'm also avoiding the cat because, while I would never hurt an animal for doing something dumb, I'm still so mad about it. I'd much rather he'd have peed on something of mine.

Now I just feel super on edge, and I keep waiting for ANOTHER bad thing to happen, because at this point it just feels like the universe is out for blood. It's not even noon yet. It's barely 10am

I'm so sorry about all of this. Anti addict ableism is completely unacceptable and literally kills people. It's not like an addict can't ALSO be in excruciating pain/genuinely need urgent care. I'm glad your mom will be okay, but it makes me furious that she was neglected for hours because of prejudices against a potential addiction. And I completely understand that you're not in a good place right now. I'm sorry about the pee situation also, though it's important for me to note that the cat didn't CHOOSE to "make a mess" just to bother you - either he was a bit ill or it was simply an unfortunate accident.

[thisautistic]

Hope as whipping boy

[mc-anwir]

pissin into my toilet #peeing hard

[bunrux]

Doodles from @cj-does-va streams

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Punching a subs full bladder will instantly get you the sound of splatters on the floor

[doodle-with-alizard]

:) :0 <]:D

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