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Random Headcanons from Random Characters in 'The Girl in IT' Pt. 1 - Joel

I'm breaking this into parts because my Headcanon lists are pretty extensive - this doesn't even break the surface for the ones I have about Joel. These are just the better ones, iykwim. Let me know if you would be interested in Sugar's list!

Ever since Joel moved into his new home (that he built himself), he goes to the farmers market on the weekend to buy Sunflower bouquets to put around the house, and he smiles every time he sees them on his dining table. This is the house he builds for Sugar - as mentioned in Pt. 4 "Gooey", to be explained further in 'Love, Joel' Pt. 3.

Joel, a self-proclaimed bad cook, took night classes to learn how to cook. Ellie doesn't like to eat fast food and always wants quality time with The Millers, so Joel made it a priority to learn for her. Sarah teases him about how it worked out for the best - now he can impress Sugar with his culinary skills. He's pretty good at it, because he's meticulous with most things in his life.

He goes to therapy - in solidarity to Sugar, who has gone to therapy for her entire life. It has helped him tremendously and is the reason why he eventually adopts Ellie.

Even if Joel has waited for Sugar for ten years, it doesn't mean that he didn't date - he did, and hated every moment of it. None of the women people tried to set him up with held a candle to Sugar, and he felt terrible for even considering another relationship every time.

He's a boxer briefs kind of guy.

He sings and dances in the shower. He uses a combination of Pandora Radio and Spotify - Ellie curates all of his playlists, including cover art.

The chambray shirt he wore to Sugar's birthday when she turned 26 is the same shirt he wore for her when she turned 36. In fact, he bought it at the TJ Maxx, just for her.

Sugar would write Joel little post it notes when she would give him things like water and lunch when he worked on her family's roof - and he kept every. single. one.

Joel is a reluctant millionaire - even if he worked his ass off, he's still pretty humble with the things he spends his money on (with the exception of Sugar). He drives an F-150, wears the same flannel shirts he's had for years, and uses the first iPad pro model - the big one- to redline construction documents. The one thing he does splurge on is instruments - buying anything Ellie asks for at the Guitar Center without the bat of an eye.

Speaking of guitars, Joel learned how to play Sugar's favorite song - 'Silver Springs' by Fleetwood Mac.

Joel keeps his hair long and curly just because of the one time Sugar commented on how he looks "dashing - like Don Juan" once in passing. The first movie they watched together was "Don Juan DeMarco". He also learned how to play 'Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman' by Bryan Adams and played it for Sugar. This is the moment she realized she loved him.

Joel has one tattoo, a small sunflower on his hand - where Pedro has his bullseye. It's the same place where sugar kissed when he nicked himself fixing their roof.

The song Joel sang for Sugar:

[cheesemittens]

Javier  Peña Headcannons

LONG TIME NO SEE/TALK!! 

To make a long story short, I got the big sad and yeah :( But I’m back now and it’s time for headcannons on my hyperfixation!! AKA: PEDRO PASCAL! So- Right now- I’m going to give my Headcannons on Javier Peña. Arguably one of- if not- the hottest Pedro Character- If you don’t know him He’s from the Netflix show Narcos. It’s amazing 1000/10. Would recomend. ANYWAY- WITHOUT FURTHER ADO ON TO THE HC’S!!

WARNINGS: THIS WILL HAVE EXPLICIT CONTENT MINORS DNI!! Mentions of sex, 1 non-con-ish hc (Not really cuz specified if you consent beforehand?), and pregnancy talk, swearing, etc!! I tried making this GN! But if I slipped up please tell me😭

(Gif not mine! Credit to og poster^^) 

- He may not be one to settle down- But when he finds that special someone- He doesn’t cheat. He actually hates them quite a lot. But- if he see’s you at a bar and you let it spill your partner is either cheating or not treating you well, he’ll show you how someone should treat you.

- This may not come as a surprise but he’s protective of you- Like- this man has no problem slipping his arm around your waist in a crowded bar. If he see’s someone getting a bit too close to you he’ll pull up closer to you, pull you into a heated kiss, which of course, scares the other people off <3

- Despite all this protectiveness and possessiveness, he’s scared to start a relationship with you. It’s not like he’s new to this, but it certinally feels new. After all, the last relationship he was in, he left the girl at the alter. But you also feel different. And he doesn’t want to scare you off. 

- Even telling you about how he left Lorraine, he’s scared. Somehow ex’s came up. You spilled about yours before asking him. He’s very hesitant, and you assure him, if he doesn’t want to tell, he doesn’t have to. But it felt unfair to leave you in the dark. He’s fully ready for you to dump him after the words leave lips. But you know he didn’t leave her for fun. He had a dream, and she didn’t fit in it. She wanted him to stay in Texas. But you, you just want what he wants. And he see’s that. Needless to say- he’s quite shocked when you don’t break up with him.

- His love language is definitely is physical touch. He loves running his hands up and down your body. Pulling you close, burying his head in your chest, running his hands through your hair or down your back, giving you massages (on his days off), etc. 

- While you’re in Colombia, he doesn’t have much time for Quality time, but as soon as you go back to Texas with him, he spends as much time as he can. That’s one of the reasons he didn’t take on Mexico.

- He also loves showering you with words of affirmation. But, like quality time, he can’t do that much in Colombia. Though he loves calling you at the office almost every hour- if he can- just to remind you how in love with you he is.

-  Again, he can’t do many acts of service in Colombia, but in his time with you he tries to do all he can. He’ll do simple things like helping you in the car, carying your bag if you’re out walking/shoping with him, doing the dishes (if he’s lucky enough to get off that early), etc. 

- And of course giving gifts. He loves giving you gifts. It can be as simple as ordering flowers on his way to work and having them delivered to you later. Or it can be more expensive. Like- buying you a designer bag. He insists on getting you the best. Even going as far as taking note on what you find nice when you’re out with him just so he could buy you them later and gift them to you.

- Now what he likes recieving? He loves physical touch and acts of service. He loves it when he can feel your hands all over him. The way you cling to him in your sleep. The way you wrap your arms around his neck to bring him into a kiss when he gets home. The way you tug on his hair and leave scratches down his back. He loves it all. 

- And don’t even get me started on acts of service! He loves coming home to see you doing the dishes, cooking, or fuck, even cleaning! He wouldn’t admit it at first, but he loves the thought of you being a stay at home partner. Don’t get him wrong- He’s all for you working and perusing your dreams, but domesticity looked good on you. 

- He hates when he works later than normal and comes home to see you already asleep. He’d find you either passed out at the table- waiting for him to have dinner- or in bed, all curled up and hugging one of his pillows just to feel like he’s there. And it breaks his heart every time because he knows he has to leave before you even get up. </3

- He doesn’t like kids. Well, at first. When you two first start dating kids are out of the question. Unless, you already have them. But over time he starts thinking more about it. It starts as innocent thoughts of you holding a child in your arms, feeding them, changing diapers, all that stuff. But it slowly develops into more. He can’t help the thoughts of knocking you up. He’d start pulling out later and later. Then it turns to dirty talk. “M’ gonna knock a baby in you cariño.. Would you like that? Wanna carry my child for 9 months?” Regardless if you can bear kids or not.

- This might not come as a surprise- but he loves to tease you. He’ll work you up just to get you on the edge, only to stop when you’re about to cum. Knowing exactly how to get you to beg.

- He’s definitely into some temperature play. Weather it be running cold ice cubes against your perky nipples, making them harden more. Or lighting a candle, tilting it above your body and watching you squirm as the wax drips down, groaning as he sees the wax harden on any part of your body.

- IF YOU CONSENT BEFOREHAND: He loves to crawl into bed when he gets home and fuck you awake (though he’d always claim it was an accident he woke you up). Since he stopped sleeping with his informants, his stress has been piling up. And you always look so peaceful sleeping. He can’t resist his thoughts as he climbs in bed, pulling you close to him. It would start out as nothing more than innocently trying to sleep away the stress. But if you moved or let out any sort of noise, it’d be impossible for him to go to sleep.

[beefrobeefcal]

Beefro, I'm on my period rn. Tell me why the only thing I can think about is having a beefy pedro boy to cuddle. One who would rub my lower tummy with big warm hands to help with the cramps, and his belly would press into my lower back and we could just watch rom coms and Star Wars movies. It's giving Frankie vibes, but I also can't stop thinking about retired agent Jack Daniels and that southern drawl.

Oh Redy! I’m too riding the crimson tide…

Who would be the best chubby!P-boy for this job?

Let's find out...

We're-all-in-this-together regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

Chubby!Frankie - 9/10

Of course, our resident military snugglepuss would be ready to take orders. Need supplies? Text him a picture of what tampon/pad combo you want. Don’t feel like cooking? He already knows he’s in for a few days of take out and he’s not complaining. Want comfort? Already has plans to cuddle on the couch and his big body is JUST RIGHT for warm snuggles. Frankie is ready to take on your period and has a strategy for every variable and Is the ideal candidate for the job.

Chubby!Dieter - 7/10

While he may lack in empathy, he has the drugs you need to quell your pain. Uppers, downers, side-to-siders - he's got the gambit and he'll partake what ever you choose. He's also got every take out restaurant on speed dial and a private chef. It's not for everyone and some of his remedies might be questionable, but his heart is in the right place... that and he's a human heating pad.

Chubby!Joel - 7/10

He's done this before - had multiple female partners, had the teenage daughter. Periods are just a part of life and Joel has seen his fair share of blood before (periods or not). Unphased, he's be your matter-of-fact pillar to lean on and offer advise (unsolicited and otherwise). While you love the support, the know-it-all attitude he carries might get on your nerves, but he's quick to apologize and remain supportive in any way he can... while also telling you what to do as he gives you one hell of a backrub.

Chubby!Peña - 6/10

Probably the most uncomfortable with any talk about your 'monthly', he would be supportive albeit a bit clueless. He'd probably get either Connie or one of the other girls in the office to pick up supplies and he'd nervously look at you like a beaten puppy as you sit doubled over on the couch in pain. He'd eventually find a system to help, but it would take a lot of guidance. Perk? You'd get to watch him stress eat over the whole situation.

Chubby!Dave - 3/10

100% out of his wheel house. This is a woman's issue and Dave is not a woman, therefore it's not his issue. Tell him what you need, but don't expect support beyond a pat on the head and a kiss. He might give you a good pain killer if he's feeling sympathetic. You're better to keep your period stuff to yourself, according to Dave. He does get a mark deducted for being terrible at sharing his snack hoard with you.

Dark!Frankie - 0/10

As much as he'd like to think he's great at everything, this is an area that requires empathy. Unfortunately for you, unless the solution to your monthly woes is fucking him or cooking for him, BigFish is out of ideas. He doesn't want to see you in pain though, and he'll tell you that... less to offer comfort and more like an order for you to get in line... The only way it could be worse is if you had to deal with PORP.

Honorable Mentions:

Benny Miller: We'd all be so lucky to have a Benny. We see how he is with Honey (when his good intentions come out wrong.) Chubby!Jack Daniels: Not yet part of the Bistro, but maybe soon? I think you're right, Redy - this old, fat cowboy would be heaven sent. Chubby!Javi G: If he was a Cannon P-Boy, he'd clock a 58/10 on the scale. Homeboy's love language is MADE for dealing withy your period.

[endorspeaches]

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Pedro’s Characters: The Dick-tionary

How big are Pedro Pascal’s characters and some NSFW headcannons

(WARNING: DETAILS OF PENISES AND TALKS OF SEX - MDNI)

Part Two <3

A/N: Sorry I never continued Fluff February :(, I lost motivation so I’ll just write them and post them as a prompt list for whenever…

Joel Miller:

Okay, all his characters are big, it’s a known fact, but Joel is 100% the biggest. Probably about 8.5 inches, with a pretty pink mushroom tip, and GIRTHY AGH! There’s a vein on it that is really visible when he’s hard. Oh and his balls are big too. Everything about Joel is just big. Not only is he big but you best believe he knows how to use it too. He’s got a daddy kink… Fav positions are missionary and cowgirl, however when he’s angry doggy or the mating press are a no-brainer. Daddy kink! DOMINANT!!! There’s no way this man is a sub, it just doesn’t work, he’s just so dom yknow, and when he’s soft, he’s the sweetest he’s ever been, but if he’s angry, hard dom Joel comes out and that’s a man you don’t wanna piss off if you wanna cum. He’s got such a daddy kink. “Fuck babygirl/boy, you’re so fucking sweet, sugar. So fucking good for daddy. Yeah baby? You like that? Such a good little girl/boy, so fucking sweet.” Daddy kink is such is a big thing for him. Hair wise? Well it’s the apocalypse so it’s probably hard to find the Manscaper 3000 or whatever. He trims his hair with some scissors, honestly he didn’t really care for shaving before you, so he just let it grow, but once when you were sucking him, you almost sneezed from how much it tickled your nose and made a little joke about it after, which made Joel feel a little bad so he cut them just a little shorter. Oh I’m sorry and did I mention… DADDY KINK!!!

Javier Peña:

(Here I’m purely writing about Javier Pena in a fictional sense AS PEDRO, not the real guy, this has nothing to do with the real Javier Pena)

Okay, Javier, my baby daddy. Um, who said that- ANYWAYS! Javier is probably the second biggest, in joint place with Oberyn, definitely about 7-7.5 inches, as he’s nicknamed by moi, the Pussy Slayer of Medellin. It goes without saying that Javier is rough, as we’ve seen, side note: I don’t know why I thought watching Narcos with my family would be a good idea… I was sat on the couch like “😀 okay, I’m watching Pedro have sex next to my mum, just a normal Saturday morning…” anyways back to it (hehe Negan reference) but Javier is rough, doggy and cowgirl are his favourite positions, but sometimes when he’s feeling a little somber he likes a little missionary. As how domestically-kinky I like my men, I’m a little disappointed that Javier isn’t a committed man, but he does have a tiny 🤏 breeding kink, he defo isn’t a fan of being called daddy, in fact just call him Javi and he’s yours, and he’s dom obviously. “Oh carino, you take my cock so well, you good little whore… fuck… my sweet little angel.” I mean, we’ve all seen his hair, so do we really need address it, that also might genuinely be my fav sex scene in all of cinema history.

Oberyn Martell

Okay, admittedly, I haven’t seen any proper scenes of Oberyn, because I’ve just started GOT, so I have no clue what his character is like apart from being a HUGE BISEXUAL SLUT, so he’s just like me 🤭

Oberyn, tying with Javier, is about 7-7.5 inches, and I feel like his cock is definitely a lot more tan than others, idk why, it’s just an instinct. Defo uncircumcised. His fav positions are definitely cowgirl OH and dude is the literal definition of a pillow prince, again, just like me. Suck his dick, please, just suck his dick. Again, I don’t know how he’s presented in GOT, but I’m like 74% sure he’s dominant? From the clips I’ve seen 🫣 Hair wise, do razors exists in the GOT world? Or does my man just shave himself with a sword.

Javi Gutierrez:

Oh my sweet baby Javi… he’s so kinky. I’m fully convinced he’s into full BDSM, not so much where he has to do it every single time, but maybe like once a month. When I was watching TUWOMT for the first time, when Nick is about to go into the room with all his merch and stuff, I was dead convinced it was gonna be a sex dungeon. There’s no way a man is this sweet and adorable without being into some freaky shit.

Anyway, Javi is about 6.5 inches, with a sweet pink tip and he’s definitely a giver not a taker, don’t get him wrong, he ADORES you with his dick in your mouth, but he prefers to eat you out/suck your dick for hours on end. Oh and he’s a sweet talker, when you guys aren’t being full kinky, he’ll praise you to hours on end, mumbling in your ear how good you are in that sexy accent of his. Is a little bit of a switch, but mostly dominant, soft dom if it’s a normal night but if it’s that special night, only your safe word will pull him out of hard dom space. Definitely the type to overstimulate you in a sweet way “you can take it right sweetheart? Mi amor~ just take my cock nice and good, ahí tienes.” Um, daddy kink for surely, but not like every single night like Joel. But when he’s between your legs, and he’s stimulated you so far into sub space, and you’re struggling to keep your eyes open, and you’re reaching up for him, babbling how good his cock feels in your hole, he can’t help but coo down at you and praise you so hard. He’s not bald, but his hair isn’t long, just trimmed to the point where it tickles your nose when you suck his cock.

Din Djarin

Okay, so I think it’s canon that Din hasn’t really ever felt human touch, so I feel he’s really inexperienced… but the dude’s got a pretty dick. Like it’s just so… pretty. About 6 inches with a sweet baby pink tip, he’s so sensitive too. He loves head but he really can’t say it, he’s just too embarrassed. I just get the vibe that he’s mostly subby. He tried to be dom once but the poor baby couldn’t handle it all. But then he tried again and he did so good, but it tired him out, so if he’s domming, which is once in a blue moon, he’s going to be soft, maybe even softer than Javi. Mommy/Daddy kink!! “Please, I’m good right? Please, please tell me I’m doing good… you always feel so so good, I love you so much.” Please, he’s so sweet I love him. It’s rare that you guys get off together because of reasons due to his upbringing and stuff so he just likes being taken care of, the sweet boy. Before you, he never really cared for shaving, so when you first strip together, he’s a little nervous about it, and then after that he trims it, quite short.

Marcus Moreno

If anyone says this man is a hard dom they’re just kidding themselves, this man is the sweetest man out there, obviously not as much as Din ofc <3.

Marcus has an obsession with using his hands, making you cum just by fingering you. Then when he’s inside you, he slips his fingers into your mouth, or around your neck, or on your cheek. His dick is about 7 inches, and like everyone else, knows how to use it perfectly. Angel is one of his favourite nicknames to call you. “My perfect Angel, taking my cock so good baby…” whilst hes thrusting into you ever so gently. Would never EVER do it when Missy is around, so quickies before picking Missy up from school are his go to, but he loves the days where his mom can take her out for the day or even a grandma sleepover so he can be with you for hours. You under him, over him, him inside you, his good girl/boy, his good angel. Pleasuring you until you get numb. The armpit hair in the scene of the gif gets me and idk why, I have never had a thing for armpit hair but maybe I’m just really horny, but his hair down there is nice and trimmed, not bald, never bald.

Tim Rock(Hard)Ford

Here we go…

Oh Tim man! I have a teensy 🤏 detective kink so when Pedro played this role it was over for me.

Maybe it’s the greying, like Joel, but I feel like he’s huge, just like Joel. He’s 8 inches, living his best life. But he’s just a tired old man, so when he gets home, please just get on your knees for him, he’ll just lay there, stroking your hair, praising you, telling you how good you suck his cock. Then he’ll bring you up to the bed and return the favour, making sure to always get you to tell him about your day as he does so. Saturday nights are always his favourite time to rail into you, he’s had the whole day off, just resting, watching you walk around, getting him so worked up. He has a domestic kink. So seeing you do chores get him so hard. Loves fucking between your thighs when you’re sleeping because he gets home so late and just needs a little relief, but you look so cute and peaceful while you sleep and because he’s so considerate, he doesn’t wanna wake you. “So good for me baby, so good for daddy, gonna fill you up, you’re not gonna let any of my cum slip out right, gonna keep it all in your tummy, yeah, that’s it, cum for me.” TALKS YOU THROUGH IT!!! Sleeps naked. Not trimmed, not shaved, just grows it out, he’s old so he doesn’t care, it’s not like anyone but you would be seeing him like this anyways.

Dieter Bravo

I love Dieter, he’s so cute.

Not dom, but not sub either, just dom enough to see you break under him but sub enough to whimper and get soooo desperate. Such a huge pillow prince, he loves it when you suck him, especially when you grab his balls and caress them, he cums so quick when that happens. He’s about 6.5 inches, and it loves fast, not as in quickie, but he loves seeing you fall apart as he jackhammers into your hole. When you ride him he gets so sweet, and he can last long, don’t worry, but you just look so pretty on top of him, he can’t help it, please don’t be mad at him. Has a thing for dry humping, especially in the morning when he’s too lazy to move properly. “So good baby, oh yeah, fuck, grind against me just like that, mmmf fuck…” loves to beg and watch you beg, he’s so good to and for you, don’t doubt him ever. He doesn’t shave, he trims it, but he’s so goofy, so once he shaved it into a heart.

[pidgeispunk]

Pedro Pascal Character Headcannons — Cuddles.

Joel Miller:

Joel can’t help but want to protect you, he revels in the way you fit so perfectly into his arms, back pressed flush against his chest. One arm drapes lazily over your waist, hand finding your abdomen to keep you close. His calloused fingers draw small circles over the skin, slipping a hand underneath the fabric of your shirt. His other arm is occupied cushioning your head, outstretched for you to rest your head on. You’ll have one hand lifted to hold the hand on said arm, fiddling with his fingers as the two of you chat quietly about whatever. Your legs are tangled with his, at some point his hand will travel down and push you back until your hips are pressed into his, fully spooning you now. His head is either pushed into your neck from behind, nose against your exposed shoulder as he inhales the smell of you. Not your perfume or body spray, you. Occasionally he’ll rest his chin on top of your head, but he much prefers burying his face in your hair, trying to get as close as possible.

Javier Peña:

It took Javier a little while to get into the habit of cuddling with you while you slept. Usually he’d just have a hand in yours, eventually letting go of it as he fidgeted in his sleep. Once he had learnt he could really trust you, that you might just be the one, he was able to admit just how bad he wanted sleepy cuddles. He expressed his love for the way your head tucks under his chin when you lay on his chest, curled up at his side with an arm draped over his torso. His arm would most likely be around your shoulders, thumb digging into the knots he could find in your shoulder blades, earning sleepy groans from your lips. One of your legs would be tossed over his, knee up by his abdomen as his other hand happily takes place holding that thigh. Sometimes he even lets you sleep on his back, on particularly hot nights when all he can do is toss the duvet away. Lying on his front with his arms folded beneath his head, your head nestles between his shoulder blades.

Frankie Morales:

You knew Frankie was a fan of cuddles right away, just from the way he hugged you. The way he held the back of your head was mirrored when the two of you were tangled up in bed, letting you settle yourself nice and comfy right on top of him. Your legs rested either side of his body, arms tucked around his torso with your hands wedged between his back and the olive toned sheets. At first his hands would be holding the plush of your waist, thumbs rubbing back and forth as he told you about his day, finding himself rambling about his helicopter for god’s sake. Throughout the night you would slump into his body, head pushed into his neck as his hands moved to your back. One hand would settle at the small of your back, occasionally running up and down along your spine. His other hand would take to your hair, fingers carding through it as he let his nails lightly scratch at your scalp.

Din Djarin:

Din wasn’t too big on cuddles, the times you slept together started as each of you just lying on your own sides on the bed. However, it eventually turned to something much more intimate, and vulnerable. Din relished in you being the big spoon, the way you would croon your head down to settle over his shoulder, sometimes pressing kisses to his bare back and scarred shoulder blades. Your arm would undoubtedly be around his waist, and you soon found he would always seek out your hand during the night. He’d lace his fingers with yours, and pull your hand right up to his chest, to his heart. His other arm would stay tucked under his pillow, a favoured position since he was young.

Dieter Bravo:

Dieter is a big fan of cuddling. The moment you two get into bed he’s wriggling his way down and between your legs, settling his head comfortably against your abdomen. He doesn’t mind where your legs were, over his shoulders, splayed down beside his body, his hands would always find your thighs. Sometimes he’s on his front, head turned sideways on your abdomen as your fingers stroke down his neck, nails tracing over the slope of his shoulders. Other times he’s on his back, arms tucked under your thighs as he feels your fingers card through his fluffy hair, occasionally humming at the way you gently massage at his scalp.

Marcus Moreno:

Marcus always want to see your face, he likes the idea of falling asleep with your features fresh in his mind. However, he’ll probably end up tugging you closer by the waist, until your head settles in the crook of his neck and he’s able to wrap both arms around you. He doesn’t miss the way you slip a leg between his, your own arms folded at your chest between the two of your bodies. His head rests above yours, a perfect position for him to be able to press kisses to the top, letting his lips linger there for a moment. He’s even fallen asleep with his mouth pressed to your head once.

[st4rqirl444]

i’m gonna attempt to start writing up here again so please request because i have no clue what to write plot wise. also it’s mostly gonna be x men because im quite literally obsessed with them rn but its other ppl too mostly marvel tho for right now😼🤭

characters i’ll write for - logan howlett, young charles xavier, young erik lehnsherr, alex summers, scott summers, mystique/raven, hank mccoy, kurt wagner, deadpool, young colossus, remy labeau, pietro or peter maximoff, stephan strange, loki, jean grey, storm, wanda maximoff, steve rogers, peter parker (andrew’s version), dean winchester, sam winchester.

there might be people im forgetting but if someone you want is not on the list feel free to just ask! i can also write for celebs if you want like ryan reynolds, hugh jackman, pedro pascal etc.

anyways you can request one shots, headcannons or blurbs but i will most likely not write smut because i have never written it and im shit at it

anyways have a great day ! 🤞

[mexicana-hermosa]

Layla El-Faouly hc.

Warning: SMUT!!!! pure smut tbh.

a/n: felt a little silly making these headcannons. also so so sorry if this out of character this is just my opinion. also there’s not really enough of her in the show to really see her.😞

I feel like she would be more into vanilla sex. Like she would still be a dom, but like the softest dom you could ever think of.

While being a soft dom, I feel like she’d also be like the best brat tamer. For example; “This is why we shouldn’t be a brat. Don’t want to get teased like this again, hm?”

Layla would definitely take good care of you after sex. (esp if she was rough)

She would feel bad for being “too” rough even with how many times you told her it was okay.

Layla is also super gentle with you (most of the time) especially if you’re a still virgin.

She most definitely talks you through it.

Like I’m so convinced on this. Don’t ask how I know.

Another example because I need this woman. “I know baby, I know. But it feels so good doesn’t it? Just focus on yourself and let me do all the work.”

She gives you the princess treatment after it. I just know she does.

She runs you a bath and gets you clothes to sleep in. She’ll do everything.

An absolute GOD with her mouth (she showed told me herself)

She’ll get so into the taste of your pussy that she won’t even realize when you cum until you’re whimpering and begging her to calm down.

When/if that happens she’ll feel so guilty.

“I’m so sorry baby. You just taste so good.”

She’ll press an insane amount of kisses all over your face before holding you to sleep.

Most definitely a boob and thigh girl.

Of course she loves every inch of you, but she can’t get enough of your thighs and boobs.

Sometimes she’ll even motorboat you for fun.

Leaves an insane amount of hickeys all over your thighs.

She doesn’t like being a sub, it makes her feel weak, and not in a good way.

Sometimes when she’s too tired she’ll let you take control.

I’m taking fic requests!! I may not be able to get to them quick, since I am a college student. But I’ll get to them when I can!! I’ll do Oscar Isaac characters, Pedro Pascal characters, and obviously, my wifey Layla. (for oscar and pedro characters i might not be the best since im a lesbian) I will also gladly write platonic fics!

[sheluvslani]

Tara Carpenter Headcannons Pt 1

Bites you at least 5 times a day

Will destroy you at Super Smash Bros

her favorite characters are Bowser, Ryu, Simon, and Incineroar because “they’re hot”

She’s one of those aesthetic girlies on insta who post shit from pinterest

reads too much fanfiction (if it’s even a possibility)

she has an entire bookshelf with books about murder

she’s obsessed with Percy Jackson, she will bother Mindy about it 24/7

huge dilf-lover

She’ll rant about Pedro Pascal to you because she thinks the video game is exactly like the series

She Spotify-stalks. And she’s good at it.

Has a thing for fictional characters

Bisexual. No one can tell me any different.

Has a collection of lip gloss in her room. They’re either strawberry or cherry flavored

hates loud noise but proceeds to blast Deaftones in her headphones

[boywriters-blog]

Intro + Requests Rules!

hi i’m Mooshi 👋 my pronouns are he/him! i love anything horror, brutal, or animated !! (i love cutesy things too )

you can currently access all my works by going through the tag #boywriters-blog !!

imma be honest, it’s gonna take me a while to get to a request. this is mainly because of school and work and such! but i will always try to get through them as fast as possible, with good quality!

requests are currently: closed! sorry!

i do headcannons + one shots 🤯

i also do polyamory!

fandoms i’ll write for and who ! :

(will do x reader for all fandoms)

fnaf :

-micheal

dethklok/metalocalypse :

-interband

-charles

captain laserhawk:

-dolph laserhawk

-bullfrog

spider-man / spiderverse :

-peter parker

-miles morales

-hobie brown

-miguel o’hara

-ganke

-spidernoir

stranger things :

-the main crew

-steve harrington

-eddie munson

baseketball:

-doug remer

-joe cooper

orgazmo:

-joe young

-dave the lighting guy

celebs:

-josh hutcherson

-mathew lillard

-trey parker

-matt stone

-pedro pascal

(feel free to suggest other fandoms or celebs , altho i might decline if i don’t know them very well)

specify what sex n gender otherwise going to use gender neutral/masculine terms n AFAB

will do p much anything only some minor exceptions :

-unrequited love ☹️

-crossovers..

-alpha / omega stuff

-major character death !!

-r@pe / non consensual sexual activity

-pedophilia

-incest

-pregnancy

-scat / golden showers

-heavy gore (i’ll do like fights, the wounds from that, but not anything centered around gore)

(might b more )

i will write anything as long as it’s not on this list!!

[rphunter]

Hi! 💜 I’m looking for 21+ rp partners (as I am 29+) for either a rpf or fandom rp. I currently have an obsession with Dwayne Johnson (the rock) sooo I’d love it if someone would either write him for me or one of his characters! Will include fluff, minimal angst and nsfw.

I can double! I know almost all Pedro Pascal characters, Josh Hutcherson characters , Dylan O’Brien’s characters, most wwe wrestlers, just to list some, those come easiest to me.

Id love someone who does talk ooc and has some time to headcannon in between writing, brainstorming would also be a plus! Im not an active every day to write a response but i am free to chat most days. I prefer 2-4 paragraph responses! I rp on discord!

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[jd-loves-fiction]

Masterlist 2

Hiya! This is my second masterlist since my first got too big :)

Buy me a coffee! ...Perhaps? :)

My main blog is @jd-loves-everyone​.

Check this before requesting: Request Rules

Feel free to send me a message if you just want to have a chat, I’m always up for making friends 😊.

[m]- mature, [s]- suggestive, [a]- angst, [f]- fluff, [c] - crack/comedy, • - headcannon

Star Wars (+ Clone Wars)

DC Comics

Ghost (Band)

The Sandman

Dev Patel Characters

Pedro Pascal Characters

Disclaimer: I only write what inspires me/ what I think will make a good story and I don’t have a posting schedule AND I DO NOT write for actual people, only the characters they portray!

Requests are closed :(

[cerseis-fav-maiden]

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Rules for Asks / Masterlist

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I write predominantly write wlw or nblw !

Only wlw smut!!

I do write mlw or mlnb just not as commonly!!!

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• I am picky with my smut writing it really depends on who or what it is!!

• I will default do a fem reader unless you specify gender neutral

•no incest, pedophilia, rape, present day physical abuse past is ok but I will not write current abuse

• I will write pretty much any fluff!!

• I don’t write for characters I do not know I’ll include the fandoms I write for at the end

• if you are vague in your ask I may add things to it so if you want something super specific…be specific!!

• headcannons are good to ask for too but limited to 1 fandom (specify your characters you want)

• poly is ok limit of 3 people and

Has to be character x reader x character

• no character x characters unless poly

• I will not commonly write character cheats on reader or other way around..unless it’s about a past ex

• I have some male characters listed and I would only do fluff for them !!

• for DC characters, I have played the Batman games so if you want a storyline based on that lemme know

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Fandoms

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ResiVillage

Lady Dimitrescu

Mother Miranda

Donna Benivento

Charlize Theron

Lady Lesso

Elaine Markinson

Lorraine Broughton

Charlotte Feild

(Pretty much any of her characters)

Gwen Christie

Not kidding literally any of her characters!!

G o T

Cersei Lannister

Brienne of Tarth

Margery Tyrell

Catelyn Stark

Catherine Zeta Jones

Velma Kelly

Vicki Ellis

Billie Pearce

Mortica

( most of her characters )

Overwatch

Ashe

Widowmaker

Moira

Mercy

Cassidy

Junker Queen

OUAT

Regina Mills

The Evil Queen

Maleficent

Maleficent

Harry Potter

Molly Weasly

Narcissa Malfoy

Sirius Black

ASOUE

Esme Squalor

Olivia

Addams Family

Mortica

Gomez

DC in general

Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy

Catwoman

Abbott Elementary

Melissa Schmmenti

The Walking Dead

Maggie

Negan

Daryl

Pedro Pascal

Agent Whiskey

Oberyn Martell

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Honestly I think you get my vibe based off that list so if there’s some you don’t know if you can ask for message me and I’ll let you know never shame in asking questions!!

[pidgeispunk]

Pedro Pascal Character Headcannons — Cuddles Pt. 2

you can find part one here.

Oberyn Martell:

Oberyn’s a lazy sleeper, but he likes to make sure he’s close to you. Most nights — if not all — he’ll let you chose the position, meaning it sometimes varies night to night. Usually at least one arm is around your body, whether it’s around your waste or holding your thigh, his hands will always find you. He likes the way you seek out his arms in the night, sometimes not even realising you’re doing it. The way your hand laces with his, and you’re pulling his arm up and over yourself. Usually you’ll wake up in a completely different position that you fell asleep in, and most times Oberyn will have moved himself much closer to you.

Pero Tovar:

Tovar almost always sleeps on his back, he struggles to get to sleep any other way. He also can’t not have you cuddled up to him, any time you try and wriggle out of his hold he’ll whine something and pull you closer. Both arms stay tight around you, fully engulfing you as his hands splay across your back. He’s a little insecure that you might up and leave him at any moment, so he takes the advantage of the night to hold you as close to him as he can. It’s like he’s trying to merge your bodies the way he bear hugs you. He doesn’t care if you’re facing him, spooning, or completely on top, he just has to be hugging you.

Agent Whiskey:

It took Jack a while to admit it, but he adores being the little spoon. He’s always so protective over you during the days, especially given his line of work, so when it comes to sleeping, he loves just being held by you. He feels so safe with your arms around him, head tucked over his shoulder as you press kisses to his temple. His larger hands find yours, lacing his fingers with yours and smiling at the way you absentmindedly fiddle with his. He’ll make sure he’s pressed back against you completely, sighing when he feels you draping a leg over his waist. Some nights he’ll turn around in his sleep, getting even closer if that was possible.

Ezra:

Ezra hates how he has to be so on guard during the night. When he first arrived on the planet he barely slept, he would try and guard as much as possible. But now you’ve convinced him to actually get some sleep, you’ve got enough reinforcement on your ship. He keeps his gun on the floor beside the bed, force of habit you could say. But when it comes to cuddles, he’s more than happy to let you curl up on top of him, you aren’t exactly heavy. He lets his fingers run through your hair as a way of calming him down, knowing it’ll also send you straight to sleep. He likes to be sitting up a little, just in case.

Max Phillips:

Max’s is possessive, despite nobody being around it’s like he’s trying to make sure nobody can get to you. He keeps a hand on your thigh at all times, on the leg that’s bent and draped over his legs. He’ll pull your leg higher if he can, just so he can get his hand higher on your thigh. Considering max doesn’t actually sleep, he’s more than happy to spend the 10 or so hours just watching you. He likes the way you curl up at his side, making sure your head’s comfortable on his chest as a hand lays flat beside your head. Sometimes he’ll slip a hand beneath your head, letting you rest on it just because he knows how much you love it.

Javi Gutierrez:

Javi has a habit of fidgeting. You will most likely not wake up in the position you fell asleep in, and half the time the duvet’s been yanked over to his side. He doesn’t intend on doing in, and sometimes he feels quite bad the way he’s left you with almost no cover and very little room. If he hasn’t starfished and almost knocked you off the bed, he’s taken you with him. If he rolls over, he’ll drag you with him. When he moves an arm, it stays around you.

[guacala]

guidelines

please be specific in your requests! please include:

- pronouns she/her, she/they, or they/them, i don't use he/him (for the ones in my inbox rn i will try not to use pronouns, but if i do, i'll use she/they, unless you specify)

- some sort of plot the only way that i'll write for someone who says something like "fluff with bella" or something like that, is if i already have a (in this example fluff) request

- type of fic i can do a full fic (like actual writing), headcannons, and i can do social media (if requested). if you didn’t specify, i will choose what i think works best

things i will NOT write:

- smut its not happening, i am okay with writing more suggestive fics, but nothing explicit

- r*pe or the aftermath of

- some mental health issues i feel like i don't know enough about them to write about them correctly. you can still request fics like this, but i will decide if i write it or not

- cheating no. i hate it and there are really rare occasions where i would find cheating something other than disgusting. even if there's something to do with cheating in the plot, i won't do it cause i'm just not comfortable with it

anyway, other things that you should know:

- who i write for my main is bella ramsey, but i will also write for pedro pascal. you also might convince me to do hbo!ellie williams, hbo!joel miller, and some other actors/actresses

- age my blog is nsfw free, so i don't mind if you are a minor reading my work, but keep in mind, i only write for characters/people 18+

- swearing i swear a lot, there will probably be swearing in my fics, i will write it in my warnings tho

- time i will take my fucking time with my fics. i want to make them the best i can

- asks/ inbox my asks and inbox are always open if you want to talk or have any questions <3

- feedback please, give it to me. it's like when you have something in your teeth and no one tells you anything about it. THAT BEING SAID

- THIS IS A SAFE SPACE don't be an dick to me or anyone else, i will block you

i’ll update these as time passes and i come up with more things

okok, that's it, i'm sorry this is so long, ily allll <3

masterlist

requests i'm working on (also, please read this)

[xxsircharlesxx]

So uhh, this is my account, here’s some stuff :)

I like:

•Hannibal (high hyperfixation)

•Polar (2019) (high hyperfixation because of Duncan)

•The Hobbit

•Good Omens

•Castlevania (Netflix series)

•Sherlock (TV series, but the RDJ films are also cool)

•Markiplier

•What we do in the Shadows (wwdits)

•Robin Hood (2006 TV series)

•Avengers (mcu)

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•Fav actors: Richard Armitage, Pedro Pascal, Micheal Sheen and David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Hugh Dancy, Gillian Anderson, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman

•Fav music artists: Hoizer, Artic Monkeys, Måneskin, Girl in Red, Judas Priest, Dixon Dallas, Melanie Martinez

•I ship Johnlock, Azicrow, Hannigram and Bagginshield- currently bagginshield and hannigram more due to the hyperfixation

And some other stuff but this comes to mind first :)

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This space is for theories, headcannons, and maybe memes along the way and more, depending what I pick up along the way. I don’t mind who I chat with on here as long as people aren’t being mean or something idk. I also want this to be a safe space for people so if there’s like problems I will block anyone being mean and stuff like that.

Enjoy your morning/afternoon/evening/night :)

My Fics:

The Hobbit:

Stress Baking: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Chapters 1/1. (28/12/22) Summary- When Bilbo’s stressed, he bakes- that should explain enough.

Silly little Bagginshield one-shots: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Chapters 3/?. Summary- Literally what the title says. These are just a cluster of one-shots that are random af but I didn't know what to do with them. So here came this. (15/07/23)

Sherlock:

BBC Sherlock group chats: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Chapters 7/?. Summary- Just group chats between characters talking about whatever really. (12/02/23)