#peak dumbassery

[beaulesbian]

gotta love that the anime added some frames when the strawhats were escaping from the marines at the end of enies lobby, and very injured luffy still wanting to help and fight

and they just use him to repel the incoming attack, same as in the manga asdksffd

monster trio being idiots again (affectionate) ✌️

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

‘the most dangerous and feared duo in all of Yokohama’ their next plan of action to wake up a comatose man after dazais ability didn’t work was to sling him around like a ping pong ball

[astral-from-afar]

Okay so I was up thinking about how Nabari No Ou’s artstyle was similar to a manga I just finished.

Yeah I’ve just been reading all of Kamatani Yuhki’s works without realising it

[criminallyunconscious]

omfg the lightinggggggggg

golden hour 🌅

[auduux]

The adventures of loverboy and hatergirl vs the adventures of lovergirl and haterboy

[aurevell]

WIP Wednesday Thursday

I missed the tag from the lovely @dear-massacre yesterday, as I've been repeatedly throwing myself into the pit of hell (preparing for job interviews) for the past few days. But I would still like to share a snippet!

This is from my Steter marriage pact fic:

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“Your boyfriend gonna visit this year?” his roommate asks one day. “What?” Stiles asks. He drags his eyes up from his computer screen, trying to jump back from coding to conversation.  Layne shrugs. He’s sitting on the sofa against the wall, a joint between his fingers. He turns, blows the smoke through the open window, settles back. “Your boyfriend. That guy you’re always talking to.” When Stiles just looks at him blankly, Layne adds, “You know. That Peter guy.” That startles a laugh out of Stiles. “What? Dude. Fuck no. Peter’s just a…uh…” He pauses. For a few seconds, he scrounges around for the right label. Maybe there isn’t one. “I mean. Just…no. If you even knew him, you’d never ask that shit.” He ends on an awkward laugh, then clears his throat. “Why would you think that?” Layne looks at him weird. Neutral, but weird. Same look he gave Stiles about the runes hidden behind the fridge. “Just always seemed like it? You talk to him a lot. Couple times a day, sometimes, and you’re always like—smiling. Kinda assumed you were long-distance.” “No way. We’re not. We don’t…” “Okay,” Layne says at last, dismissive. He has girls over a decent amount, but Stiles hasn't so far. So he's probably just wondering if he’s gonna take a turn being sexiled at any point this year. Like he thinks he could get sexiled by Peter Hale. Peter Hale with Stiles. It’s enough to make your head spin. “Just asking, man.” When Layne heads out ten minutes later, off to some party with his annoying business school friends, Stiles is still staring into space. Because it’s a weird thing to think about, okay? What with the dumb pact and all.

No tags, but if you want to jump aboard the late sharing train, feel free to do it and say I tagged you!

[neolxzr]

the best part of fake dating / fake marriage scenarios to me is the friends of said characters who are like "omg FINALLY. i'm happy for you guys! congrats on getting your shit together after all this time!!!" and then after hearing this the two of them just move on and act like that means nothing. hysterical

[pinkisposting]

God I love GameCube Resident Evil 4 SO MUCH! I love it SO MUCH! but I have NOWHERE TO PUT THIS PASSION!!!!

[zenjestrr]

Aradin wtf

[sins-of-the-sea]

"I am so great, I can climb this tree without my powers! Watch me, fans, and witness my glory!

"And then I can- WAIT, OH SHIT-" He takes a massive tumble. And the fact he has a bag full of explosives...

Rashid just covers his face with both palms after putting in his monies in the gambling pool. "Of course the one Crewmate of ours capable of flight and levitation would die this spectacularly."

[auduux]

Let's all have a crow party

[auduux]

Imagine: Reverse corruption shadowvanilla fic where Pure Vanilla accidentally redeems Shadow Milk while he was trying to corrupt Pure Vanilla and actually DOESN'T fail so then Shadow Milk tries to redeem Pure Vanilla.

[misto713]

you can't tell me shang qinghua never slipped up before his legenday "wtf" at the immortal alliance conference.

come on! you want me to believe that man never memed at the peak lord meeting, not even once, not even by accident? especially since any memes would be just seen as weird turns of phrase and sqh never expected anyone else to be a transmigrator and to recognize it?

honestly, this is how it should have gone:

Liu Qingge: "...and that's the status report. Bai Zhan requires extensive repairs to its Northern and Eastern gates and-"

Shang Qinghua: *under his breath "Two gates? In this economy?"

Shen Qingqiu: *splutters and chokes on his tea

Shang Qinghua: "..." (゜。゜)

Shen Qingqiu: "..." (゜。゜)

All the Peak Lords: "..." (・_・ヾ

Shen Qingqiu: "Destruction? At Bai Zhan Peak? It's more likely than you think!"

Shang Qinghua: *chokes on air Σ(°ロ°)

All the Peak Lords:

...and then these two dumbasses could have put their brains to work together and find a way to avoid the entire Abyss debacle.

All it would have taken would be for SQQ to actually attend Peak Lord meetings :D

Edit: turned this idea into a full fic: Peak Dumbassery

[auduux]

Enslaving humans in a magical ball

duality of man

[variantia]

BELLUM.   the rest of the Arrancars asking if Wonderweiss even DOES anything

is being cute not enough for y’all ?!   it’s a lot of work to be as adorable as he is !!   no talk him angy

give him a hug and maybe he’ll forgive u for ur rudenesses

[estiniens-ponytail]

absolute peak dumbassery aside, I'm just kind of obsessed with the sokouku interactions this chapter?

like typically we get them thrown together in immensely high intensity situations that require such an extreme level of performance and no-nonsense displays of brilliance that this was just....so great? idk seeing them just kind of existing together in the aftermath and working through a low stakes issue (however hilariously poor their solution is) has me reeling

like no pretense chuuya can comfort dazai "just quit your worrying" and dazai can acknowledge that he's right without the over the top performative rivalry

it feels like such an important facet of their relationship to see