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Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

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Ey Gremlin, glad you're back

Have you properly played rdr1, clearly possible

And have you play RD revolver?

I—

Uh.

I haven't played RD revolver... Heh. Yeah...

But I do know this lil guy

Jonathan Marst—

Red Harlow <3

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I'm sure someone's made this joke before but every laundry detergent ad looks like this

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I forgot to post this

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What I have to offer (I tried to make them all different for the sake of keeping it interesting)

Arthur - Paladin

Fight under oath, tanks but they also provide aid, dnd beyond says "every paladin lives on the front lines of the cosmic struggle against evil." And that feels very "blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness"

John - Fighter

Classic all round king. Balanced skills, simple but generally very effective, when I read "Low utility outside of combat" it made me think of him trying to father and I laughed a little

Hosea - Bard

Magic is dependent on performance, face of the charisma check and Jack of All Trades let's him get out of precarious situations over and over

Sadie - Barbarian

We've seen Sadie effectively throw herself into combat swinging and dealing major damage with little preamble

Charles - Druid

Get their magic from nature and they also play support quite well while still being able to turn into beasts and ruin enemies

Javier - Rogue

I know he's like an easy pick for bard but I feel like while he is charismatic, not as much as some of the others. Rogue suits him being a real slippery fella who's not as tankish or large as the other members but can still steal, loot and thieve as hard as everyone else

Micah - Warlock

Made a deal with an entity that allowed him unique privelages for sinister reasons. Seems about right to me

Reverend - Cleric

Dedication to the divine and being a healer It's so obvious I had to include it.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

RDR x DND

WHAT WOULD EVERYONE BE? RACE/CLASS/ETC

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As per request of @nthspecialll here's the screen recording I took of Rob's tiktok live where he explains why Javier's last name is pronounced the way it is!!

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I love antagonizing Javier in camp because 80% of Arthurs insults for him are like

"You dress well. Bitch."

And Javier reacts like he's just been shot in the gut.

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I want to get into an argument with a power scaling gamer bro and tell him the strongest character in the Red Dead franchise is Annie Stoakes from Red Dead Revolver and watch him be incapable of arguing because he has no idea who that is.

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I made this after drawing Javier Escuella from red dead redemption 2 one time and thought I'd share

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Genuinely still cannot believe John Marston is supposed to have blue eyes. In like 80% of the photos of him he looks like one of those "not arguing w a dude that has big brown eyes. whatever u say beautiful" memes.

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I hate being in a fandom obscure enough when I try to find content for it I keep running into my OWN posts over and over 💀

I'm glad that the very few existing Red Dead Revolver fans appreciate me. HOWEVER, every time I post about it I know most of my mutuals are Red Dead Redemption fans and I feel like a siren beckoning them closer to the water so I don't have to drown alone 😭

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Dutch Van Der Linde when his horse won't slow down

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I kind of like the idea of unrequited Jovier because I like to think that every time Javier catches feelings he fucks up so hard he has to flee the country and that would give him 2 solid examples of that happening.

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I DON'T ACTUALLY I JUST THINK JORTS AS A CONCEPT ARE VERY FUNNY PLEASE

Another installment of making memes with chats I'm in 🥰

This time DMs with @nthspecialll

This one has potential for a lot of fandoms I think

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Another installment of making memes with chats I'm in 🥰

This time DMs with @nthspecialll

This one has potential for a lot of fandoms I think

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The characters and story have so much potential with some more up to date writing and modern game mechanics guys please! The foundation is SO there.

(this is a repost if you saw the version that was glitched af I posted by accident I'm so sorry)

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I just think the idea of little Charles Smith hearing a legend about a bounty hunter who's half Native American on his mother's side just like him would be very fun.