#pay for grades

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[creekfiend]

something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

[realpokemon]

hey. Um. I;m alone. What do I do in this situation

…throw a pokéball?

[livelaughloveandread]

Abby: On a scale from 1 to 10, rate your pain.

Neil: Pi. A minimal, but never ending number.

Abby: *facepalm* Neil what the fuck.

Wymack: What do you mean minimal?!!! You were fucking shot!!!

[sugurugetos]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 4.01 — The Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want (2024)

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[o-wild-west-wind]

i can’t help but laugh thinking about what it must’ve been like to be Rhys Darby filming that mermaid scene because like imagine you’re this silly stand-up comedian who does the occasional gag role and then your old pal who’s a Hollywood legend now hits you up and is like “hey wanna reprise Murray from flight of the conchords but as a pirate” and you’re like okay sure that sounds like a fun and familiar thing to play and then cut to a couple years in and you’re filming a scene where you have to learn how to swim underwater with a whole ass mermaid tail while holding a trident no less so that it can interlace with another scene where you’re fully straight-toned crying over the body of your dead lover. who happens to be your old pal yeah

[darlingofdots]

oh my god the like. modern history university students moaning and complaining about their assignments and "how am I supposed to remember where this guy went first he's been bloody everywhere!" and joking about blaming all world events in the past 20 years on Will Laurence because it's like a 50/50 chance and there's all these heated classroom debates about whether he made the right choice because he was preventing war crimes or whether he's a dangerous terrorist who should be in prison and then somebody points out like "I mean he's on Twitter, see he just posted about the swallows nesting in his shed, his husband trains birds" and they're all "he's GAY???"

[high-queen-of-the-court]

my favorite thing about aftg is that wymack is just a good person tryna help some troubled kids then all the sudden he starts housing mafia escapees

[aroaceacacia]

i am going to be 100% honest here in my belief. and say that i do not think the mcyt fandom is the right place to hold large scale international discussions of worker's rights in a highly emotionally charged situation where those rights have been abused and workers have been taken advantage of. and obviously we are in the middle of that right now and I cant make us not be in the middle of that. however i still feel that way

[cath-lic]

st joseph (god’s stepdad) is so funny to me because i imagine that his reaction to just about everything in the New Testament was just

[abramisms]

[arley-ology]

I love Chilchuck because he is apparently confident enough in his archery skills to carry a bow and arrow w/ him on regular dungeon expeditions but the one time we see him use it he immediatly goes "Don't expect me to fight with this bc I can't do much damage" WHY DO YOU CARRY A BOW AND ARROW THEN??? I SIMPLY DO NOT BELIEVE YOU CHILCHUCK

[brittababbles]

That they call Matt Murdock “The Man Without Fear” sounds so badass until you remember that this also means “The Man Without Any Sense of Self-Preservation” and then you look back at Matt and he’s bleeding from both ears and his lip and he’s laying on his side moaning in a dumpster and you go “ah. Yeah…”

[shitpostingkats]

It's been years and I'm still thinking about how Ace Attorney accidentally made Sebastian and Klavier the same class at Themis. And Seb was VALEDICTORIAN. Capcom accidentally made it so the international rockstar who actually seems to give quite a shit about being a good lawyer and projects himself like a flawlessly cut diamond, was NOT the top of his grade. That honor went to this pathetic kitten of an orchestra kid who can't spell "affidavit" and bursts into tears every five minutes.