#pay for grades

[onlineexamhelpers-tutor]

[essaywritinghelp]

[realpokemon]

hey. Um. I;m alone. What do I do in this situation

…throw a pokéball?

[livelaughloveandread]

Abby: On a scale from 1 to 10, rate your pain.

Neil: Pi. A minimal, but never ending number.

Abby: *facepalm* Neil what the fuck.

Wymack: What do you mean minimal?!!! You were fucking shot!!!

[sugurugetos]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 4.01 — The Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want (2024)

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[o-wild-west-wind]

i can’t help but laugh thinking about what it must’ve been like to be Rhys Darby filming that mermaid scene because like imagine you’re this silly stand-up comedian who does the occasional gag role and then your old pal who’s a Hollywood legend now hits you up and is like “hey wanna reprise Murray from flight of the conchords but as a pirate” and you’re like okay sure that sounds like a fun and familiar thing to play and then cut to a couple years in and you’re filming a scene where you have to learn how to swim underwater with a whole ass mermaid tail while holding a trident no less so that it can interlace with another scene where you’re fully straight-toned crying over the body of your dead lover. who happens to be your old pal yeah

[darlingofdots]

oh my god the like. modern history university students moaning and complaining about their assignments and "how am I supposed to remember where this guy went first he's been bloody everywhere!" and joking about blaming all world events in the past 20 years on Will Laurence because it's like a 50/50 chance and there's all these heated classroom debates about whether he made the right choice because he was preventing war crimes or whether he's a dangerous terrorist who should be in prison and then somebody points out like "I mean he's on Twitter, see he just posted about the swallows nesting in his shed, his husband trains birds" and they're all "he's GAY???"

[high-queen-of-the-court]

my favorite thing about aftg is that wymack is just a good person tryna help some troubled kids then all the sudden he starts housing mafia escapees

[aroaceacacia]

i am going to be 100% honest here in my belief. and say that i do not think the mcyt fandom is the right place to hold large scale international discussions of worker's rights in a highly emotionally charged situation where those rights have been abused and workers have been taken advantage of. and obviously we are in the middle of that right now and I cant make us not be in the middle of that. however i still feel that way

[cath-lic]

st joseph (god’s stepdad) is so funny to me because i imagine that his reaction to just about everything in the New Testament was just

[abramisms]

[arley-ology]

I love Chilchuck because he is apparently confident enough in his archery skills to carry a bow and arrow w/ him on regular dungeon expeditions but the one time we see him use it he immediatly goes "Don't expect me to fight with this bc I can't do much damage" WHY DO YOU CARRY A BOW AND ARROW THEN??? I SIMPLY DO NOT BELIEVE YOU CHILCHUCK

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Frank! fantasy flavor!

rambles:

i really wanted to blend that monk-class inspiration w/ Frank's personal vibe... i like to think that i Succeeded!

i turned his tie into a sort of brooch since, yk. bowties aren't all that Fantastical. they miss the style. also i think they'd be more comfortable with something smaller since he's very active and needs a wide range of maneuverability

i bet Eddie or someone wheedled them into adding the leather shoulder pauldrons - leather to keep it a bit more flexy, and also. it just looks Cool!

figuring out what would replace his vest was tough. i didn't want them to be entirely unprotected, but i couldn't give him straight armor. though i will admit! a sort of tight-fitting crop top was Considered! but i landed on a gambeson vest as the best fit - comfortable, flexible, a Vest, while providing some level of protection! also, gambesons are quilted, which fits Frank's diamond-checkered vest!

ive already mentioned that one of my favorite outfit things is Flowy Pants Tucked Into Boots, so... that choice wasn't very character driven. except the boots are a tall ankle wrap - for that extra stability and strength! their shoes are pretty flexible and are only a few steps away from being slippers.

and the half-skirt - open skirt? - thing (still don't know what its called) is purely some self indulgence. i think Frank looks great in skirts!! also imagining him Throwing Down w/ the added flair of the skirt... damn. it'd probably help confuse enemies too - what're they gonna do next? who knows! the skirt is in the way and adding extra Movement!

i like to think that his knife is either in a sheath attached to the back of the belt, or they have it on their thigh (under the skirt) like Wally's bag. he probably never uses it... punching is the way to go for Frank methinks. it's probably reserved for cutting ropes and fruit

speaking of punching.... wrist wraps! inspired by boxing gauze! pads his knuckles, keeps his wrist compressed, its the best choice for physical combat. though the wrapped knuckles probably always have blood showing through anyway... or no yeah it's mostly other people's blood...

as for scars - Frank probably has quite the collection! i imagine that they've been picking fights since a young age, and in such a dangerous world he probably got hit a Lot until they learned how to hit back. and hit back Well. still, i wanted to give him a cool face scar with a very lame backstory - a book with a crisp, sharp spine corner fell off a high shelf and bonked them in the face at juuuust the right angle <3 he probably stays very fucking quiet about it which makes everyone think there's some intense traumatic backstory behind it. there isn't. Frank's just embarrassed.

closing note: i imagine that Frank has zero magic. literally none. cannot wield it for shit cannot utilize it. he's just like Howdy fr

[brittababbles]

That they call Matt Murdock “The Man Without Fear” sounds so badass until you remember that this also means “The Man Without Any Sense of Self-Preservation” and then you look back at Matt and he’s bleeding from both ears and his lip and he’s laying on his side moaning in a dumpster and you go “ah. Yeah…”

[shitpostingkats]

It's been years and I'm still thinking about how Ace Attorney accidentally made Sebastian and Klavier the same class at Themis. And Seb was VALEDICTORIAN. Capcom accidentally made it so the international rockstar who actually seems to give quite a shit about being a good lawyer and projects himself like a flawlessly cut diamond, was NOT the top of his grade. That honor went to this pathetic kitten of an orchestra kid who can't spell "affidavit" and bursts into tears every five minutes.