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Hatchetfield Character doodles from the past week :)
#I’ve been busy just doing a shit ton of doodles with the round brush- I love it tho. dw ive got other stuff im working on#Starkid#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#black friday#the guy who didn't like musicals#nightmare time#wilbur cross#webby hatchetfield#girl jeri#stephanie lauter#zoey chambers#lex foster#frank pricely#emma perkins#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#sam sweetly#detective shapiro#Nibbly#nibblenephim#Tinky#tnoy karaxis#grace chasity#paul matthews#hailey dilmore#rose hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#mark chasity#my art
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Man, TimKon has to have craziest in-laws. Imagine what headache the After marriage dinners get.
Duke: hey um… can you pass the salt *eyeing Lex Luthor*
Lex: *takes the salt but moves it away from Duke*
Selina: God why are you even in here?!
Lex: Because I am Conner’s BIOLOGICAL father unlike you, you stealing broad—
Lois: *tiredly sighs* Oh my God, here we go again…
Bruce: Blood relation means nothing, Lex.
Dick: to quote Maya Angelou: "Family isn’t always blood, it’s the people in your life who want you in theirs”
*Lex proceeds to stand up and points at the person at the end of the table*
Kate: now, this is gonna be interesting
Clark: Lex can you sit down?
Lex: for all my Intellect and prowess what I don’t understand is…WHY ARE THEY HERE!! *points at the Al Ghuls*
Talia: quit embarrassing yourself, Luthor. Timothy is my beloved’s son and brother to two of my sons—
Selina: *looks at Talia tiredly* would you please move on?
Talia: No! *slams the table* you are only his Girlfriend. While I am the Mother of his sons.
Selina: No sane mother trains her children to be weapons of war *pulls out her nails*
Talia: you haven’t seen this mother. *pulls out a sword*
Damian: Mothers, can you all stop? It’s embarrassing.
Minkhoa: as far as I’m concerned, I’m the spouse.
Bruce: Please I beg of you don’t do this Minkhoa
Jim whispers to Barbara: is it always like this?
Barbara whispers back: only during holidays
Jim: remind me not to attend during it
Stephanie: I could get why Talia is here but why is he here *sideeyes Ra’s Al Ghul* Didn’t you steal Tim’s spleen?
Ra’s: I am Talia’s father which makes me the detective’s father-in-law, by extension Timothy’s Grandfather.
*Alfred audibly cocks his shotgun under the table*
Jason: Crazy mental gymnastics there, geezer.
Ra’s: It is a shame that the detective’s choice to spend eternity is with that abomination…
Lex: you take that back, he’s genetically perfect! He’s half of my crush I meant rival and half of me! Me! you ancient terroris—
*a chorus of outrage erupts*
Jon: WOAH WOAH!
Dick: HEY!!
Luke: neglecting the part where Lex just admitted to—
*cuts short by Lucius Fox*
Lucius whispers: I strongly advise, you don’t add fuel to whatever this is, Luke.
Minkhoa: I mean he’s not wrong…
Tim leans on Conner: Welp, that checks my ‘racism at the table’ bingo card
Jean Paul: You are all sinners! I condemn this unholy matrimony! No man can marry a man much less born out of unnatural means!
Conner: There goes the homophobia one *checks the bingo card*
#Suprisingly the wedding was super peaceful#batfamily#batfam#superfamily#timkon#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#dc comics#clark kent#lois lane#talia al ghul#ras al ghul#stephanie brown#lucius fox#luke fox#duke thomas#cassandra cain#jonathan kent#connor kent#jean paul valley#kate kane#selina kyle#lex luthor#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes
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The holy quintuplet of dynamics
#hatchetfield#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die#pete spankoffski#black friday#hatchetverse#stephanie lauter#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#paulkins#lautski#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#gary goldstein#black friday starkid#linda monroe#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming
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Ok but the Beanie's scene in NPMD is so fucking funny. Like "If I Loved You" is all good fun, but zoom out into the full context of the scene and it's SO funny. Picture it- You're Emma Perkins, and this dude who comes in basically every day has finally found an excuse to give you his number. It's clunky, but it's cute, and the guy seems nice enough, so you start chatting and then this fucking kid yells at the top of his lungs at you about his hot chocolate. Asshole takes it and nervously thanks you, then he sits down with who you're pretty sure is the mayor's kid? Whatever, none of your business, so you turn back to Paul and try to have a conversation but you can't focus because these fucking teenagers won't shut up this is not a very big shop they know they are very audible right??? Cut back over to the teens in question and they are INSISTING, VERY LOUDLY, that they DO NOT like each other and in fact they're NOT even real friends and the other one should GO AWAY! But also every time they start trying to intimidate or prove a point they immediately have to turn around in the middle of the argument because they're beet fucking red, and the girl is literally fanning herself and the dude is doing a double take at the wall every time they make eye contact But NO!!! THEY DON'T!! THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!
#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#emma perkins#paul matthews#hatchetfield#memes#npmd spoilers#wow there was a lot of jazz hands during that murder
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starkid has such a talent for writing straight couples. like they’re really getting me invested in a man and a woman. i respect them so much.
#straight being a relative term#they��re all bi/aspec#starkid#npmd#tgwdlm#black friday#paulkins#ethan green#lex foster#paul matthews#emma perkins#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#tom houston#becky barnes#barneston#lautski
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#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#paul matthews#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#grace chasity#wiggly#wiggog y'rath#lords in black#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nmt#nmt2#nerdy prudes must die#npmd
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fuck it I made these when I was bored
#on separate occasions which is why some of them have effort put into them#will i make more? maybe. probably.#also yes i use imgflip the poor man's photoshop#hatchetfield textposts#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#kyle clauger#miss holloway#hannah foster#richie lipschitz#paul matthews#ruth fleming#zoey chambers#stephanie lauter#grace chasity#ted spankoffski#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#team starkid
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ive seen so many people wondering how starkid makes such good straight couples (lautski, paulkins, etc), but i think we really need to talk about this.
in a lot of todays modern media, shows centered around straight couples are heavily focused on the sexuality of it. while they may take a few episodes to flesh out a small pining story, starkid takes that to a whole new level.
let's look at lautski for example; our first introduction (I KNOW HE WAS IN TGWDLM AND BF I DONT CARE HE WASN'T TRULY INTRODUCED UNTIL NMT) to pete and steph was nmt2's episode, 'abstinence camp'. sure, we know that sexuality played a big part in this episode, but if you pay close attention, you know that nothing ever actually happens between steph and pete, they get caught by lumberaxe and then boy jerry before they can do anything.
before then, though, we get a back story of them meeting, it's shown how steph likes him for his little quirks and oddities, and how pete is happy that someone took the time to get to know that about him. before they join showers, they talk for what feels like forever, going back and forth.
however, in nerdy prudes must die AND the guy who didn't like musicals BOTH, neither of the couples even kiss, they get close but they don't. even npmd which centers around two high school seniors over the course of a few months, not even a peck on the cheek. HOWEVER, in scenes like the summoning, we can see steph and pete both trying to hide the other behind themselves.
in tgwdlm, paul sends himself into the theater to go take down the meteor so emma has some hopes of a life.
while it's implied that they love the other in a romantic sense, it's never outright said, because you don't make romantic bonds in the situations they were in!! they made the romantic connections before the actual plot of the musical gets started!! they're so close and care so much because of the shit they went through together!!
the reason why we're so captivated by straight couples from starkid is that they don't have to be couples to show how close they are and how much they care, because at the end of the day the lang brothers know that a bond is deepest when it's pure. if you care for someone enough, you'd do anything to keep them happy, even if it isn't with you.
#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#team starkid#npmd#peter spankoffski#joey richter#npmd spoilers#stephanie lauter#mariah rose faith#lauren lopez#jon matteson#emma perkins#paul matthews#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#lautski#paulkins
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apologies for the lack of art recently, my family has been hella travelling but here’s some sketches i made on the plane hehehe
#HE IS DAN REYNOLDS!!!#dan and donna#dan reynolds#starkid#team starkid#starkid fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#emma perkins#stephanie lauter
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Just some general friends & family memes
+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo
#pete spankoffski#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#emma perkins#lex foster#owen carvour#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#npmd incorrect quotes#starkid#incorrect hatchetfield#starkid npmd#team starkid#starkid nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield incorrect quotes#starkid incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield memes#npmd memes#starkid memes#hatchetverse#nightmare time
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Just a lot of fun doodles. I need to draw more hatchetfield characters because I love them so but Paul has a chokehold on me…
#myart#stardustart#tgwdlm#hachetfield#hachetfield fanart#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#pete spankoffski#ruth fleming#gary goldstein#you’ve heard of Paul Matthew is Richie’s uncle. get ready for Gary is Richie’s uncle-#infected paul matthews#paulkins#paul with the touch of the “gift” where he’s a smoke alarm for bad vibes#whiteboard fox#lautski#stephanie lauter
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what is it with hatchetfield and straight autistic couples
#paulkins#lexthan#holloduke#lautski#paul matthews#emma perkins#lex foster#ethan green#duke keane#miss holloway#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#nmt2#nightmare time 2#killer track#yellow jacket#black friday#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#starkid
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Highlights from trying to do anatomy practice with some Hatchetfield blorbs
#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#max jagerman#max jägerman#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#ruth fleming#stephanie lauter#pete spankoffski#peter spankoffski#paul matthews#emma perkins#kind of#nerdycule#i’ve also seen#waylon house party#and every ship that those encompass lol#paulkins#art i made#a little different than my usual format#image description in alt
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some hatchetfield texposts i made cause i'm board af (haha smosh reference) (they're mostly the nerds)
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#black friday musical#hey melissa#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#max jagerman#paul matthews#nightmare time#lex foster
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Hatchetfield Textposts Pt 1
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#Janus’s Corner#holyghost#paulkins#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#hatchetfield universe#tgwdlm#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#npmd#working boys#ruth fleming#professor hidgens#paul matthews#Emma perkins#beanie’s#pete spankoffski#linda monroe#stephanie lauter#Lautski#hannah foster#max jagerman#textpost#text post#hatchetfield textposts#Hatchetfield text post
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Going insane about the parallels between Grace thinking Steph is her best friend and Ted thinking Paul is his best friend.
#when i say i love friends to lovers i really mean i love when character a thinks theyre inseparable and b would murder a in cold blood#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#grace chasity#stephanie lauter#steph lauter#lautity#stephgrace#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#chai coffee#chaicoffee#paulted
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