#patrice evers

[silverflameataraxia]

Tim's all like, "Our daughter wants three pancakes?" and Lucy's all, "She's a growing girl." 🥰😍

[therookiefans]

The moms of The Rookie.

[singswan-springswan]

patrice is such a savage I love her

[edwordsmyth]

Nikki Giovanni

[adams-fav-roach]

The Lost Boys speed dating;

Michael: Um.. what? Why did I get a check already? Oh. Didn't-- really work out, huh? Set up a blind date, brought you in, then sat you down, looked at me and thought, 'oh dear dear God no. I need to get out of here.' Okay.

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Paul: Do you-- do you want me to twist a titty off? I can do that too.

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Marko: I am magic. Watch this. *commits arson*. Whoosh!

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Paul: That was a fake mustache! You're a liar! What else did you lie about?! Can you actually swim across the great canal of Ireland?!

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David: There we go, I mean I did spill the blood of our enemies on the table too.

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David: He didn't like the wine I poured. So I murdered him!

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Paul: *Puts on the worst French accent.* For you my love, I would light the world itself on fire.

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Marko: Turns out you're not supposed to stab people when you're on a date.

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Paul: Okay! Speed dating *doots horn*

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Marko: What?! I was being nothing but nice! I was being the most wonderful-- the wonderful hosts, that anyone has ever seen. It's because I stabbed her in the face with a fork wasn't it? My bad.

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Dwayne: What is your problem lady? Okay, I came out here, and I shaved my ass for nothing. Wait.

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Paul: This is the I'm going to die alone forever in a bathtub filled with my flesh song. *doots horn*

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Dwayne: There is no way she can resist the charm of Dwayne now. I even have my shirt, buttoned.

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Marko: Want to see a magic trick, watch. *swishes hands through flames* Woosh! Hands fine, hands fine. It doesn't even hurt. It's fine look. *keeps swishing his hands through the flames* woosh woosh, magic right. I can do this all day! *burns self* Ah jesus FU-

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David: He turned to me, and punched me in the face.

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Paul: If I threw this shaker at you, would it count as-- a salt!

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Dwayne: Eat my finger.

[chenfordswopez]

Man I would’ve loved this haha

[elevenenthusiast]

In another universe Jason Patric played Cyclops in a late 80s/early 90s X-Men movie

[silverflameataraxia]

The fact that Tim didn't know who BTS was in S2, but now has a video of Cardi B at the ready has Tamara written all over it 🤣

I can just picture Tam grabbing Tim's phone to show him a Cardi B video and then adding it to his favorites 😆

Side note: I will never be over Tim entering the house at the exact same time that Tam gets up from the table :)

[crossbackpoke-check]

Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

[normalgoalie]

I Will Follow You Into The Dark, Death Cab For Cutie // Ending Page, f(x) (translated to English) // Marchand, Bergeron bring 'lifelong bond' into playoffs for Bruins, Amalie Benjamin // Peace Sign, Lights

[gilliebee]

2006 bergy you mean EVERYTHING to me

[youwillfindilluminating]

Omg this day has been so crazy that I almost forgot: I made the pilgrimage today. To the Abbey Room where Bergy and Marchy kissed. 😚

[brooklynnsart]

might change the hair again but i like where its going

[beetle-daily]

Crowsoniella Relicta

“A small, elongate, shiny, smooth, reddish-brown to dark brown wingless beetle. The antenna is seven-segmented with the last segment clavate. The eyes are composed of a small number of ommatidia and the mandibles are atrophied. The prothorax has distinct antennal cavities on each anterior dorsolateral corner, and the meso- and metathorax and first abdominal segment are fused. The larvae are unknown”