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Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm
I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!
#korppipoika#korppipoika art#traditional art#original stuff#artists on tumblr#acrylic painting#painting#i actually really like how this came out#scrunkly as intended!!!#edit;added autographs in these lets hope these show at least somewhere???#ps snowball is a little dogy not a cat!!!#i get why many people thinks them as cat but yea#also snowball is just snowball too and simply a pathetic little creature first and foremost#so it doesn't really matter that much what species yall see them as
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And the not super thrilling lost in translation conclusion… 🇮🇹 mamma mia! I listened to this video to get the vibes for Mario and Luigi‘s argument lmao
Read Part 2 here
Also!! The Smasha you on a rock line is from the mario heritage post itself. It never fails to make me sensibly chuckle. :]
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#bowuigi#super mario#bowser#luigi#mario#princess peach#comic#my art#they’ll work it out im sure#i had other drafts with different reactions from mario but idk…i think being a little annoyed works best#in his shoes I’d be really pissed too lmao#the fucking nerve of some people#fav panel is luigi with the big ol pathetic eyes#and also the chibi bowsers looking uncomfortable
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you know what. I think battinson is such an enthusiastic kisser
both his kisses with selina were kind of this dreamy, almost out-of-body experience where selina had him under her spell and he was just sort of helplessly in love with her so he could do naught but follow her lead,,, but I like imagining what it'd be like if HE initiated kissing his partner
like there's the more confident bruce, a few more years into being batman bruce, where he leans in during a lull of good conversation and he's smiling and suave and controlled but like. bruce in year 2? bruce fresh off selina and realizing he could maybe make time for a relationship? realizing how much he missed being touched? somebody call animal control cause this bat is in heat
before he leans in, he watches you like you'll disappear. his eyes are wide open!! he doesn't want to miss a thing!!! I think he's more likely to grab for your waist instead of going for your face or something.... I think he bubbles with the desire to touch you so bad and he just wants to feel you against all of him, and I think he can't help being a manhandler,,, he needs to move you just so because like he cannot let you slip from his fingers when he's aching to kiss you so bad
he doesn't make a lot of noise when he kisses but he breathes Heavy. I think once he's kind of really winded that's when he starts whimpering really low in his throat... nothing too crazy... little grunts and whines but they're so quiet. if he's kissing you and gets disturbed tho I do think he will full on groan and groan LOUD and it's both funny and super attractive because his face screws up in this petulant little scowl like. can't you see he's busy
he 100% leans fully into it which is a lot because he's a BIG man. he's going to have to push you up against something every single time because he is chasing you every time you part for air, almost mindless and eyes half-lidded as he mouths at you. he's so into it that I can guarantee it's gotten you two kicked out of a gala or two when people inevitably find him devouring you in a dark corner or a hallway you both assumed to be empty
if you wear lipstick/gloss he is not wiping that shit off either oh my goooood. don't let me think about you leaving marks all over his face and him proudly walking out into a swarm of paparazzi just. cheeky
it's really hard to just give this man a quick, chaste kiss. everything has to last at least a minute with him. it's why he literally cannot kiss you when he's busy because it'll be a minute and then five and then he's behind on work (oh no..... so sad.... anyway) because he's got you laid on the nearest surface sucking bruises into your neck
bruce will kiss any part of you but I think he's just so obsessed with your lips that it's where he inevitably fixates each time. it is so so hard to kiss him anywhere else because he will be like wow nice. kiss from my lovely partner. not on my lips tho.... and when he turns around for a kiss on the lips you can't just refuse! he's got such kissable lips and oh this is a time loop that never ends isn't it
#i feel like whenever we see batman kissing people he's like. so cool so good at it. and i think battinson is just a little pathetic abt it#he gets better im sure but i really do think around this time he is a pot about to boil over#imagining older bruce giving you a quick kiss goodnight before bed and you being like 'u never used to let me off with just one of those'#and he's like 'look going years without making out did near irreparable psychological damage to me'#'not the horrors?' 'those too'#bruce wayne x reader#batman x reader#battinson x reader#dc#mjwrites
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He was just being a silly little guy!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#wen ruohan#nie mingjue#lan xichen#JGY's character is the zigging and zagging guy of all time#We love a little meow meow that can bite and scratch and kill you.#We also love a little meow meow that can mewl pathetically!#'He's evil now and torturing his former friend?" ZAG TIME: He's a spy and feels soooo awful about it!!#ZIG TIME: He (probably) didn't need to go that deep into the role and kill as many people as he did.#Something I really love about the sworn brother trio is how they reflect how our feelings distort our perception of others.#Lan Xichen represents how when we love/care about someone -anything they do can be endearing. They aren't manipulative: they are clever.#Its less about rose tinted glasses and more about reframing every look you get of them. The constant justifications you make for them.#They just need a space to be loved! ��They care for me so I will stand by them no matter what to show them I'm there for them!”#While NMJ represents how when you dislike someone - Everything they do is an affront or proof of their foul character.#Everything is a sign. Everything is 'proof' they are just as awful as you want them to be. Every 'good trait' is twisted.#The problem is that most people are just human. They are flawed and they are capable of good and bad things.#Meng Yao's motivations are very complex. Yet he's extremely human all the same. He isn't the saint nor the monster of the story.
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You are not who I raised. Oh, that is all I am, mother.
#mary and george#maryandgeorgeedit#mary & george#perioddramaedit#nicholas galitzine#userninz#chrissiewatts#usersteen#usergayppl#usermegsb#mine*#mary and george spoilers#and thats on acting!!!!!!#sad pathetic little george you will always be loved#the way his whole demeanor changed throughout was incredible to watch#i need some awards to be won i'm so serious rn#and the way nick described it: having to play the manipulator and the manipulated at the same time#i Get It now. truly#not many people have that talent to make you feel that way about a inherently bad person#cant believe nick just fell into acting my god
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I am so sorry but Remus John Lupin was not a sex god. Bro had never even seen a dick until Sirius. He was genuinely a little bit afraid of it the first time (it’s okay, though, because Sirius was very sweet and patient, of course). He thought people kissing in books was wild and sexual. He turned into a tomato and hid his face whenever there was a kiss in movies. He took things so slowly with Sirius that Sirius had to ask if he ever wanted to have it or if he was asexual or something. Then, once he got a taste, he became the most insatiable thing ever, practically begging for it every night.
#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black x remus lupin#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#the marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#mwpp era#mwpp#trans remus lupin#MY TRANS BABY BOY REMUS#I LOVE TRANS REMUS#he is so pathetic#not because of trans just because that is who he is#and we love it#pathetic loserboy remus lupin my beloved <3#meanwhile#casanova of gryffindor tower sirius black#casanova of gryffindor tower#bro was a literal sex god#half the people in hogwarts lost their virginity to him#because he wanted to piss off his parents#(and take his mind off of the cute little nerdy anxious werewolf boy in his dorm)
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Read Right to Left (Manga Format)
I have returned to watching demon slayer after a year and it came up while I was having a serious late night talk with my big sister. I was talking about the relationship between Michikatsu/Kokushibo and Yoriichi and it turns out we both see each other in Yoriichi's shoes and ourselves in Michikatsu's place. Definitely surprising, but really relieving to know that we both worry too much and we are not so far apart in skill as we believe.
This is technically the first piece of fanart I've ever made for the characters in Demon Slayer, I have made OCs before but I never drew an actual character from the story. For context this is mostly just a fun "what if" scenario with them meeting in the afterlife. I like to think Yoriichi's love would reawaken Michikatsu's humanity.
#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#yoriichi tsugikuni#michikatsu tsugikuni#demon slayer fanart#kimetsu fanart#kny fanart#fan comic#very much unserious note: I misread something on the wiki to my sister as Koku offing himself because he regenerated too ugly 💀#and now me and my sister have “Kokushibo moment” to denote a scenario in which we become so absolutely pathetic that we just cannot go on#Mine is if I'm still making submas content at 60 years old#Hers is me thinking she's currently having her Kokushibo moment#definitely lightened the mood and we were laughing for like 5 minutes straight#anyways Yoriichi and Michikatsu (mostly Michi) are my faves from this story because I can feel for them more than I do other characters#Also that thing in the beginning is meant to be a hitodama!! I wanted Michi to land next to Yoriichi but when I tried the shooting star ide#it did not work 💀 anyways that little wisp reforms into Kokushibo's monstrous form‚ which Yoriichi shreds apart in seconds#for the people looking for my usual submas content‚ I actually had an idea to draw them debating which twin to cosplay a few months back#Ingo said Emmet should be Yoriiichi cause he's the younger one‚ Emmet said Ingo should be Yoriichi cause he's cooler (read: better liked)#This took about 5 hours elapsed time‚ I stopped halfway through the last panel for a 6 hour nap#Also the purple just denotes which sections is close to the demonic parts‚ kinda like lighting but not quite
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masochist gojo. gojo who's in love with pain, so much that it feels like pleasure, he can barely distinguish between the two anymore.
gojo who's so starved for touch. who's had an infinite space between himself and the whole world for so long, for so many years, every day in and day out.
gojo who's survived off glancing presses when a barista hands him a coffee, the rare hug from his students (who are mostly orphans) that he can't bring himself to decline.
gojo who craves more but can't bring himself to accept it except in fleeting moments with strangers or students.
his hands that long to be held. he wants it so bad that he teases a cursed spirit, laces his fingers with its own, right before he utterly crushes the being in battle, untouchable all over again.
gojo whose skin is hungry for someone else's. he hasn't felt the warmth of a hand in his own in so long. not since - since his youth.
gojo who sometimes wishes he could get hit. who sees the impact of curse techniques on his infinity and feels a wild, strange desire for them to go straight through and strike him.
he imagines it, vividly, being impaled by a long spear (inverted spear) that goes straight through him. how it would lance his flesh so cleanly.
being struck so hard, across the face, in the stomach, enough to knock the wind out of him.
enough to feel it with his whole body.
gojo who wants to be touched so bad he doesn't even care if it hurts anymore. infinity couldn't protect him from geto's betrayal.
gojo who keeps infinity up not because he doesn't want to get hit, but because he's terrified of what he might do when it happens.
gojo who got hard whenever geto sparred with him. he still doesn't know if it was because of geto, or because he had no infinity back then, no way to block the strikes.
he dreams of his youth. bruises littering his pale, pretty form like kisses, proof that he was human, there, that there was someone who could reach him.
dark purple things that turned pretty colors as they healed. he remembers pressing into them, relishing the hurt, feeling like he was getting hit (touched, reached, connected) all over again.
nothing ever touches him again. not like that. not like anything.
he never feels it. he never feels anything.
satoru gojo who wants, so very very badly, to feel something.
pain is a choice for him, always a choice. he alone has the privilege of deciding whether or not anything can touch him.
he could try to let more strangers touch him. one night stands, discreet arrangements. he had a pretty face and a body to match. there was no shortage of willing partners.
he lets them touch him, lets them hurt him. lets them drool over his body and use it at their leisure. they tell him he's beautiful, and he believes them.
white hair, blue eyes, sprawled out with a lean, unmarred body full of bare flesh for them to bite and scratch and bruise. he finds people who will do it, do it hard, fuck him up until he's lost entirely in the feeling of being touched, having someone against him, with him, above him.
it makes him feel like a piece of meat. it makes him feel good.
or he thinks it does, anyways.
sometimes, when he's gone particularly long without sleep, when his partner has gone particularly hard, he gets a real rush.
heart racing out of his chest. a cold sweat that overwhelms him. breaths coming in labored gasps. he can heal himself, he's physically fine, so this must all be in his head.
he acknowledges that information, distantly, like it's not happening to him. it doesn't help.
it feels like part of his body has been ripped away from him, something vital and important, and it's about to get up and run away.
always, always, it happens when his partner is no longer touching him. when he lays alone in the sheets, by his own volition, because of course these partners are not meant to be attachments.
love is not a privilege, though, not for the strongest sorcerer. it's a curse.
it's the only curse which infinity cannot protect him from.
so gojo stays untouchable. distant.
but the hunger doesn't go away. never.
he likes to imagine that suguru swallowed this one last curse before he died. something sweet and bitter, like losses at the arcade, sunny days at the beach, walking together with shoko, nanami, haibara.
but even suguru couldn't have absorbed this curse. it's in his bones, deep, longing and wanting even after he's dead and gone.
gojo is hungry. he is so, so hungry. and he has nothing to eat that will not leave him just as empty as before.
touch-starved. love-starved. pain-craving.
if someone could hurt him then it wouldn't matter that he was terrified of attachment. they could latch onto him, into his heart, under his skin. bury themselves in his chest like they belonged.
they could kill a hundred and twelve people and it wouldn't matter, because he wouldn't be able to kill them.
gojo is hungry, so hungry.
please feed him.
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen gojo#satoru gojo#gojo smut#gojo character study (?)#touch-starved gojo MY LOVE#i refuse to believe this gojo is not canon#light stsg but when is a gojo fic NOT hinting at stsg#gojo x geto#gojo x jogo? less unlikely than you think#okay i lied he doesn't REALLY want to fuck jogo - he's just really really pathetic#gojo is just a silly little guy but he is actually a sad clown who annoys people to avoid emotional intimacy#tw: mental health#gojo is coping and he is coping POORLY#it's building up to gojo x reader but that would be a lot for a piece i wrote in thirty minutes so it ends here (for now?)#stay tuned for masochist sukvna because let me tell you. ALL my favorite men are masochists. thats simply canon i dont make the rules#he's begging you please hurt him. please show him he can touch another human being. please remind him he's real.#tw: panic attack
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I think the reason Benny designs are so varied and hard to pin is because some people remember the line that says he’s pretty and lean into it hard and others completely disregard it, do a 180 and make him like a Sopranos character.
It’s like he’s either someone’s uncles that laughs too hard at his own jokes while slapping you or random twink number 6. God bless those who have figured out how to merge the two.
#I think the real tragedy is no one wants to arming Benny is realistically an ambiguously tanned guy whose only canon and still#subjective traits are that he’s pretty and has cold eyes#likes he’s pretty like a girl in the face to me and body wise he’s a little heavier than average but a lot more of it is muscle than you’d#think#plus I think he does that thing where he purposely holds his face and features a certain way around people so he looks pretty and#unassuming but then when he drops the act he’s like a bond villain#In the ever shrinking camp Benny is a lot less pathetic than people portray him and you’d immediately fall into his trap and be killed if he#was real and thought he could get something out of you by playing up#his sillier traits like come on people all of his plans literally only fail because we someone how survived two bullets to the head#like the amount of damage he causes alone should be studied#fallout#fallout new vegas#benny gecko#benny fnv#fnv
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I was thinking about this post comparing sqh and jgy, and then this chart happened. this is less about what they're Actually like, and more about a combination of intentional persona + public perception of them
#mxtx#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#thank you to my friend and mutual bifrosted-flakes who helped me with the tgcf characters#should I tag everybody... oh boy#nie huaisang#shang qinghua#jin guangyao#jiang cheng#liu qingge#nie mingjue#hua cheng#xie lian#qi rong#luo binghe#sqh is simultaneously very pathetic and very competent#like people scoff at him for being the peak lord of an ding#and then still go to him to handle logistics#binghe oscillates between all of these corners depending on who he's with#with shizun he's just a weepy little guy 🥺#and then with everyone else he's the extremely volatile demon lord#jiang cheng was difficult bc public perception of him changes over time#bc he's definitely very competent#but he got bad public opinion at first bc he was such a young sect leader and wwx was making politics hell for him#but post-timeskip i think he's seen as much more competent
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Every single time someone makes Azul out to be a pathetic easily bullied guy with no ability to defend himself whatsoever an angel loses its wings falls to the ground and fucking dies.
Please remember, Azul's overblot was the exception, not the norm. He's not a pathetic little crybaby. The thing about this portrayal is that it does insinuate the idea that someone is weak and "pathetic" for having a breakdown when it's this widespread, clearly genuinely belief that a character is pathetic as evidenced by one breakdown.
Same goes for Riddle. Yes, he had a breakdown during his overblot, but with both him and Azul, that was an exception, not the norm. There are plenty of scenes where they've both shown themselves to be smug and powerful characters.
Heck, even during Azul's breakdown, he did end up displaying his true power by sucking that literal magic and talent out of all the students nearby. Leona literally stated that his Unique Magic was forbidden. Riddle was known as the Crimson Tyrant because of the way he treated others. Azul isn't going to cry every time someone insults him, case in point, the way he behaves with Jamil, who makes a habit out of it. He doesn't run off feeling hollow after every interaction, because, well, he keeps coming back! And his enthusiasm is never hankered!
Even when dealing with physically stronger individuals, like Floyd (and most twst characters let's face it most of the cast has six packs), Riddle is never afraid. It was once mentioned that he effortlessly overpowered Floyd during the opening ceremony in Beans Day. With his magic, he's not weak, and he's certainly not helpless.
Obviously, while you can write whatever you want, I just want to explain why I believe that characterization is inaccurate. I love writing fics myself, and I (a long with most fic writers I've asked) prefer writing things that seem like they could reasonably happen with the characters and/or au in question.
#tina rambles#azul ashengrotto#riddle rosehearts#i know people have a right to write whatever they wish#but these are my beliefs#so please keep in mind they will reflect upon my writing#and honestly if you genuinely believe azul and/or riddle are crybabies#please explain to me how you arrived at that conclusion#how is the guy thst enslaved a third of the school incapable of anything but crying and taking upon being mocked#how is riddle a pathetic little crybaby#who can do no wrong and is absolved of all fault#because of his mom#when the game literally says that yes what his mom did was terrible but he still has his own agency#and part of what he did was absolutely on him
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How River ended each episode this season
Ep 1: Vacation in the French countryside 🥰🇫🇷🥖
Ep 2: KIDNAPPED. And knocked tf out
Ep 3: Falling thru the roof and “motor biking” away from his fans in the French country side 🥰🐌🛵
Ep 4: ARRESTED. and handcuffed to a car door (how is that helping)
Ep 5: KIDNAPPED. AGAIN. Thrown in the trunk by his own family
Ep 6: 😭😭😭🥺🥃🥃
#slow horses#season 4 spoilers#spoilers#river cartwright#okay but he ended half the episodes in different peoples custody#which is so hilarious and so river#my pathetic little spy#river#ik technically he isn’t handcuffed to the door till the start over 5 but that’s was the ultimate outcome for the purpose of this exercise
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I'm starting a petition to put Luo Binghe on mood stabilizers. Or just plain put him down. Whichever works.
#binghe. my brother in christ.#you mean to tell me that you're commiting genocide because the object of your criminally insane affection SMILED AT PEOPLE#and you're doing so while sobbing like a sopping wet pathetic little beast???#you are a fascinating specimen and i enjoy observing you but GET IT TOGETHER#these are severe lead poisoning levels of toxic yaoi#scum villain self saving system#svsss#svsss spoilers#mxtx#luo binghe
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when people act like the only problems kon ever has are a) tim dating bernard and b) lex luthor
#rimi talks#every time i see another of those posts its just ben affleck with cig.png#deep fried ben with cig.png#i love my little boy more than you i dare you i dare you etc#lex can be an interesting and fun villain in kon's life but so many people are just... geofflike about it.#and they always fuck the kon&clark relationship which always makes me want to bite.#and as for tim/ber its just like.... do w/e idc but leave kon out of it if ur just gonna treat him as an accessory to tim lmao#hes his own character not just tims abandoned love interest#and i say this as someone who LIKES timkon!!!#but the timkon i like is like. yknow. the canon comic book interactions they have. where they have like. mutual respect and shit#not cardboard cutout kon who's only there to prop up wishy washy drippy pathetic nothing tim#tough to like timkon while the entire fucking timkon tag is my enemy
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That thing's about to break through the door. We're out of time. All right, hey, listen to me. Listen. Look at me. Look at me. This is real. I'm real.
Marc Spector in The Goldfish Problem [2/?] ↪Countdown to Moon Knight's Return in What If...? Season 3!
#2 and a half years later and 'you're not gonna die. let me save us' still grabs me by the throat!!!!#marc spector#moon knight#marc gets the 8x2 because he's playing peekaboo all episode long#marvel tv#marveledit#marvelgif#series moon knight#oscar isaac#flashing gif#steven was the saddest most pathetic little meow meow#who's had someone loving him and protecting him this entire time#(who also happens to be a sad wet pathetic meow meow but that's not the point)#also the people that want the bathroom scene to be an entire choreographed fight scene are wrong#it's perfect as is <3
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reblogs are off but i wanted this post on my blog
#like i get that next to the nrothern water tribe the fire nation looks a lot more progressive#but i get so miffed when people write the fire nation as being completely devoid of sexism#buddy just count the women in the war room#it might not be explicitly talked about but that doesn't mean they're free of misogyny#atla#azula#mai#ty lee#ALSO i know he's everyone's pathetic little meow meow but zuko makes some sexist remarks throughout the show#he learned that from somewhere#and you know how long it takes to see a confirmed fire nation woman (with linesl in the show#azula. she is the first fire nation woman we see. at the end of s1.#you could argue that the soldiers are women but the reality is the show didnt make a point to show the fire nation military as mixed gender#the only speaking guards you hear have male voices#like yall a lot of us have experience living in a society that's pretty progressive but still has glaring misogyny#why are we so scared of writing that into the show#why are we so mystified by the idea of society where women are technically allowed wherever but many fields are dominated by men regardless#buddy we live in that
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