#pathetic as boys

[fox-with-ferns]

Fem soukoku :D

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[yuwuta]

satoru puts his glasses on your face whenever he thinks you’re giving him bedroom eyes in public bc he really cannot stand to think about it or you for too long or he’ll be walking around hard in his pants for the rest of the day. the thing is, you’re not even trying half the time, but that doesn’t stop him—you flirt with him a bit too much, bat your lashes the wrong way, or even smile at him a little too long and he’s already feeling warm in the face and satoru knows he doesn’t have the self control to stop his thoughts so he has to stop you. he’ll promptly stick his sunglasses on your face and turn away with a sigh like they’re some kind of last minute sexual deterrent. 

it’s not because then, if satoru thinks too hard, he gets stuck on the image of you in his glasses, of you in his clothes, of you in anything that belongs to him and that’s way worse then you smiling prettily at him or saying his name or touching his arm. so, then he has to kiss you, and then take his glasses back, so he has something to hide the burning blush on his face.

[nonbinoclard]

(original post)

plus some extras, playing around with gradient maps and amusing myself

[isabellaofparma]

characters created in a lab for tumblr specifically (affectionate)

[gunpowdercarousel]

THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING WEAK

[betalosers-world]

Don’t stop

[wilsonsfatwhitecat]

I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy

[technically-human]

When the ghost who read to you as you died activates all of your Must Protect instincts

[liekadae]

im sorry he did what now?

[godessdomme]

[betamale4ever]

Pussyeater.

[zhenik]

Please reblog and share this, so anybody can see and abuse it.

I really mean it.

I'll answer any chat in my DM'S honestly and as soon as I can.

Please help me improve as the pathetic beta loser that I am !

Humiliate and degrade me.

Dehuminize me.

Ask me embarrassing questions.

Insult me ...

My brain needs it regularly to keep it where it belongs.

Pussy-Free, orgasm denied beta lifestyle for the rest of my life !

[steakkid]

Very teeny angry man, who needs to be allowed to rage for once, being allowed to rage for once

[soldierboys]

THE BOYS 4.03 We’ll Keep the Red Flag Flying