#but who is the weakest of the weak?
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THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING WEAK
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#astarion#wyll#but who is the weakest of the weak?#wyll is probably the strongest of the three#astarion probably has better cardio than gale but is slightly weaker#but they're all pathetically weak baby boys
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man i love fandom. where else can i go to see so many people all uncritically agree with the stupidest takes imaginable just because they're widespread
#about to be insane in the tags here so for your own good scroll on now#anyway.#woww guys really?? you're taking the poor one who is generally more violent and interacts with the drug trade and making him latino?? brave#and you're taking the rich one whos good at computers and is considered smart but not very strong and making him east asian?? incredible.#where do you get these ideas.#you're sooo right guys. the big tall one with muscles is *always* angry and agressive and stupid and therefore latino.#what do you mean he canonically was genuinely thought to have a full chinese mother and no one questioned this. man. that's crazy.#cause that would imply. gasp. that he's east asian. and that can't be right. he's not short or weak. or. smart. i guess.#he sure does never plan anything. nope. all of what he does is brash and not thought out because hes just so *stupid* compared to everyone#and youre righttt. he is so thin and small because he was abused by his parents. but also smart and the best at everything. so he's asian#who cares that he is very explicitly in the text white. and also not. abused by his parents. at all.#and for sure is Not and Never Was the shortest/thinnest/weakest/whatever of the group#what is the Point of woobifying him if you claim to like him so much. why would you make him wildly less interesting just for “diversity”#i mean. uh. he is 100% identical to that chinese girl. in every way. they must be related.
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Do you love Kenjaku more than Suguru?
OF COURSE NOT 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 suguru and satoru are my most beloveds always but kenjaku is right there with them …… can i not love two bad bitches at the same time . is love a crime
#TIRED of sugu fans who hate kenny and kenny fans who hate sugu#you are both weak . the weakest link#they’re both wonderful 😔 they both give each other more depth 😔😔😔#sighs ..#ask tag ✩
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watching any non-obc production of anastasia is like wow christy altomare carried this entire show on her back jfc
#its so crazy how the weakest parts of the show get exposed when shes not there#bc the best parts of the show are also weaker so the weak bits look worse in comparison 😭#anyway who else up creating a version in their head to *try* and fix things#im starting off with anya deserves to get in a fist fight with gleb during their last scene.....#mfer puts a gun in her face and ur telling me shes just gonna stand there and take it ???#we already established she resorts to fighting in the face of danger in the earlier scene#(gleb would have to unfortunately win 😔 and do the 'for the last time who are you' while he pins her down or something)#that scene is just so anticlimatic especially when u compare it to the film#also heres how we can keep the kitchen boy backstory........
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My issues with the matchups in enies lobby would be easily fixed if CP9 had, say, a 9th member.
#champagne would be a perfect match for chopper too. a zoan who specifies in poisons and is also fairly weak.#champagne is stronger than chopper btw and Would call for his overdosed state still. that wouldnt change bc i like it#then theyd be forced to fight one on one. im tired of oda pairing up women so they donr fight men#why is kalifa the weakest. i hate it here i hate it here i#📡 incoming transmission 📡#oc: champagne
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past performance at the remaining five circuits for both bagnaia and martin
pretty obvious that jorge has had the edge at most of these tracks, with the caveat that this is a very limited sample size. last year pecco was in a position in the championship where it made sense to not risk too much (plus potential aftereffects of the catalunya injury), whereas this year he won't be able to afford that to the same extent. the positive for him is that he emerged from indonesia, a circuit where he has a clear pace deficit, in a marginally strengthened position - the less positive side is you wouldn't necessarily expect him to have an advantage over jorge at these other tracks
the sunday race in motegi last year has the asterisk that it was wet and red-flagged; for what it's worth (not much) practise wouldn't indicate pecco has a massive inherent pace deficit there - but you'd still give the advantage to jorge (cf pecco's horrendous 2022). phillip island last year was the one where jorge made The tyre choice but otherwise had a lot of pace in hand, that one feels like a bit of a toss up given neither has won there in the past (and also a plausible one for both finishing behind marc, maybe even a couple other riders). thailand last year was obviously a martin sweep, but that one did also feature the very tight three way battle in the race between those two and binder until the last lap (bagnaia only got p2 because of binder's track limit violation). again you'd lean martin. sepang feels like a toss up and one where you'd maybe expect bastianini to put in a repeat of last year's performance. valencia is the only one where you'd slightly lean pecco, if the title is still undecided then
overall, given the 21 point deficit and the circuit profiles to come, you'd have to say it's on martin's plate. there's a few more question marks like 'can pecco fix his start problem' and 'how competitive are the other riders' (especially at a track like phillip island) - at this stage a 9 point vs a 5 point swing is pretty substantial. plus ofc there's always stuff like 'hm the weather radar for motegi is looking a bit dubious for saturday'. then there's the obvious question of how both of them hold up mentally - especially given their respective positions in the standings. if the pace differential plays out as you'd expect, jorge can probably afford one more major fuck up and still come out on top, which gives him just about enough margin you'd have to reckon he can weather that storm. and if I were pramac, I'd take pains to ensure nobody tells him as much. pecco obviously can afford a grand total of zero major fuck ups, which traditionally does seem to have a positive impact on his performances. all of which probably means you'd expect them to converge again in the standings by end of the season, but with martin maintaining enough of a buffer to emerge on top. but who knows!
#they're currently averaging a combined 4 fuck ups per 10 race starts (quite neatly if u look at how the season's played out)#so that's what you'd expect for the rest of the season. in the last five events of 2023 the only dnf was jorge's one in valencia fwiw#//#brr brr#//currt#circuit by circuit stats feel like they're exactly a year from being useful for both of them somehow#like after this season i feel i have a way better grasp of where they're both good vs mid than i did before#why? idk this year feels like it was more normal. they've both just been the title contenders all the way#direct h2h comparison between two high level riders who are both not experiencing massive fluctuations in performance#like with something like 2022 honestly afterwards if you asked me if i could pinpoint where pecco is strong and weak#i would've just started laughing#but for instance for next year i'd be reasonably willing to take a stab at whether circuits skew pecco or marc#and then it's a question of how well they're doing overall#so for instance if mugello is competitive then pecco is probably in serious trouble and if aragon is competitive likewise for marc#marc is the poster child for this because 'losing close duels at his weakest circuits' was basically his whole MO in his prime#whereas this metric would've been completely useless with valentino who won mugello by the skin of his teeth several years in a row#he had to deal with what experts of the sport like to call the 'pathological need to put on a good show' handicap
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None of the Highlander sequels were good but I was entertained by all of them in their own way
#3 is probably the weakest? like 2 and 4 are quite bad in their own ways but they have redeeming elements I find really interesting#and 3 does too! there’s a magician! he has a boy! a baby boy! I like his girlfriend. she’s in crash. but like. weak villain weak finale#it just has less going on! and 2 is like. a bad movie but it’s an INSANE bad movie I had the time of my LIFE watching it. Sean Connery gets#a makeover montage. highlanders are actually aliens. Virginia Madsen is there. Michael Ironside plays a guy named katana. and half of 4 is#about duncan Macleod who’s hashtag not my Highlander but bizarrely the emotional core of the movie really works for me. also I like that#Connor kills a priest like that’s insane. and of course the SIMMERING homoeroticism#‘don’t you want to be inside me’ <- they say this TWICE#anyway I haven’t seen the only Adrian Paul one I’m sure it’s bad#arggg I just remembered ‘I love you connor’ followed by an immediate decapitation…
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I was trying to google something about Aylin and instead stumbled upon a Steam Forums thread of guys whining about her and I'm losing my shit from laughing
(will keep the particulars in the tags so that you can skip it)
#op complains that she made him look at how lesbian she is stubfdhj#they're all pissed off that she's violent and stole their kills and a child of light shouldn't behave like that#'she wasted her immortality on being captive' what an INTERESTING way to put it!!!!#she's also built like a man apparently abdjtktjt#for me personally the cherry on top is the guy that said#that the scene of her smashing Ketheric's head reminded him of online people who 'screech about incels'#WONDER WHERE THAT FRAME OF REFERENCE COMES FROM MY DUDE you're telling on yourself#these men are so weak.#the weakest.#coughing fucking babies
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me and who :”)
What made u fall in love with her
That’s the point. She didn’t do anything at all.
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Rafayel lets you underestimate him.
He lets you think he’s over dramatic, a push over, that he’s submissive and needs your protecting. All so he can have the satisfaction of catching you completely off guard.
Now, you're under him, legs pushed so far up they squish against your breasts. You can barely breathe, barely think, barely make a coherent sound.
He's pounding into you so hard, so fast, so deep.
Reminding you that he is, in fact, six feet tall and rather muscular. That he’s extremely powerful, strength wise and his evol. That he can portray himself as a lithe, quiet artist with a love for the dramatic flare. He played you. Bad.
“R-Rafayel!” You’re losing your mind, unable to wriggle out of his hold. The pleasure is too much, too intense, his hips are pounding into you at near inhumane speeds. If you could run from his cock, at this point you would.
But he has you pinned to the bed, his body rendering yours immobile, and all you can do is lay there and take it.
Your third — no, maybe your fourth — orgasm hits you like a freight train. The feeling of submission, of helplessness, throwing you right over the edge.
“That’s it, cutie. Cum for me, make a bigger mess of my cock. Remember who’s really in charge here.”

This whole fandom underestimates Rafayel. So many portrayals of him being the smallest, the weakest, flamboyant. My mans is 6 feet tall, muscular and lithe at the same time, a literal god. Fym weak 😩
#🍒 soul’s rambles 🍒#he can fold me like an omelet any day#love and deepspace#lads#l&d#love and deepspace headcanons#l&d headcanons#lads smut#l&d smut#rafayel imagines#rafayel headcanons#rafayel smut#rafayel x reader#rafayel fic#rafayel fanfic#rafayel x mc#rafayel x y/n#rafayel x you#lads headcanons#love and deepspace smut
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like i think the thing that made jinwoo such a likeable character was the fact that he was weak as shit in the beginning and had no self confidence. and like. i know why suho isnt like that. and its a good thing he isnt like that. unfortunately though it makes him such an unlikable protagonist
#like the reason why solo leveling was so enjoyable was because hes a guy that came from absolutely nothing... scene one of the manhwa#you are told hes the worlds weakest hunter...#suho gets assigned e rank sure but its immediately established despite that that he was never weak...#in order to try and make him have a tragic back story they took away his parents... while also establishing immediately that they are still#alive#like.....#guy who has no money and is constantly about to die in his profession choosing to continue on so he can pay for his moms hospital bills#vs guy who has quite literally had everything handed to him on a silver platter. whos more likeable ill give you one guess#jinwoos personality was also jist better imo. him being mkre laid back made him more like able#manhwa posting
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”trans men are the weakest links of the trans community” my trans male friends and I have lived a lifetime of having our bodily autonomy stripped away to the point of sexual harassment. people talk about our bodies like everyone except us owns them because no one can handle the idea of precious female bodies being “mutilated” by gender affirming care. we are treated like traitors by women and as confused, silly girls by men. we have no spaces in which we belong because even the queer community tries to control our bodies. if we pass as men then we get ousted from queer-friendly spaces, and if we don’t pass as men we’re treated like cringe, theyfab trenders. everything we love is considered annoying. we’re called ugly and sad and “what a shame you guys are men haha”. We have to watch as society uses us as an excuse to ban gender affirming care for young people because our bodies belong to the government, because our bodies belong to our mothers, and because our anatomy is the only thing they see us as. And then we have to sit back as the trans community blames us for these bans. “All of these fake transtrenders are the reason they all hate us” when we’re busy having the women in our lives scrutinise our bodies to make sure we’re not being “infected” by the trans contagion. There’s no space we can belong in. No space that tries to make us feel welcome because either they treat us like women or they treat us like dangerous, cis men.
Every trans man I know has been sexually assaulted. Every trans man I know has been brought to suicide attempts, either due to their families or due to people online bullying them to death. Our struggles are constantly diminished and yet behind the scenes we’re fucking exhausted from fighting attacks from every single goddamn side. How fucking dare you call us weak. We’re going through fucking hell like every other goddamn trans person out there and our bodies are being abused and controlled and scrutinised every day of our fucking lives. Have you seen how TERFs talk about our bodies? How they lament us “mutilating” our breasts, our fertility, our anatomy, all in the name of feminism. That’s sexual fucking harassment, and it’s disgusting. But that’s all they fucking see us as. We’re not human, we’re just defected specimens. Cis women give themselves free passes to harass our bodies because they see us as “one of them”. One of them, but wrong. One of them, but need to be fixed. My mother regularly checks my chest to make sure I’m not trying to flatten it, and she can get away with it because “that’s what mothers do to their daughters.” Even when I’m not her daughter. Even when I’m screaming at the top of my lungs wanting to die because my body doesn’t belong to me. My body stopped belonging to me as soon as I came out as trans, because female empowerment doesn’t apply to me anymore. Female empowerment is now about “correcting” me, to restore my body back to its former glory, because only then was I worth something.
We are not weak. We are strong as fuck for dealing with the shit we have to deal with. And the worst part is, so much of the bullying comes from other trans men. We’ve been taught to hate ourselves so much that the only way to get ahead is to put down our own brothers and treat them in the way we’ve been treated.
There is no weak link of the community because we’re all dealing with absolute shit from all sides, but don’t you ever suggest that trans men are somehow the whiny babies who have nothing to complain about when we’re constantly holding back from screaming our guts out because there’s nothing else we can do.
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@lanayrutower LMAOOOO and he can't tell people the truth because it'll freak everyone out because game shadow canonically murdered people to the point where link literally meets a ghost in-game who's like "yeah a guy who looked like you did this to me" SO. he just has to put up with shadow pretending to pinch his head off from the ground and other such things. it's SO funny to me because neither of them are actually capable of doing anything (and it's doubly funny because shadow was wayyyyy more powerful in the game than he was in the manga so it has to be especially infuriating for him) so it's a bunch of mean looks and rude gestures and glaring contests (that link always loses because he can't keep his eyes open that long. shadow meanwhile has no eyes like this) until enough time passes that they cool off a little and start being somewhat normal. but Until Then. link suffers through the agony of people looking at him weird for sticking his tongue out at his shadow
actually can you imagine if shadow from the four swords adventures game was still alive after the game ended like how shadow from the manga was still alive after the links put the four sword back into its pedestal. wouldn't that be really fucking interesting to think about since shadow never had a redemption arc in the game like he did in the manga. like he's stuck in link's shadow and he can't DO anything really but it's still the situation of "GUY WHO'S BEEN TRYING TO KILL ME FROM START TO FINISH IS NOW QUITE LITERALLY ATTACHED TO MY EVERY MOVE" and i'd imagine that wouldn't be the most fun thing for link to discover after everything's said and done lmao
#they can't exactly separate because 1. nobody knows how to do that and 2. who knows what shadow would do if unsupervised#even as weak as he is in this form#his redemption arc would be a LOT more long and drawn out compared to the manga and that's fun to think about#ten times the hostility ten times the suspicion etc. etc.#zelda saw shadow at his weakest in the manga and extended a hand of kindness towards him because of it#but game!zelda never did that. she was actually instrumental in link's final battle AGAINST him#because she stopped shadow from constantly regenerating and then retrieved the dark mirror#so he couldn't enter the light world anymore#and then ended it with 'no longer will his troubling shade enter our world'#so. plainly speaking. she Does Not Like Him#which means game!shadow's long redemption is basically all up to link because they're attached at the. uh. body#and given that they're them.....Yeah it's going to take a while. a lot of stomping. and cursing.#the deku scrubs in the game mentioned that shadow loved to push them around and act like a 'big shot'#and honestly his lack of power now be damned he'd probably do the same to link even in shadow form#and it would make link SOOOOO mad. it'd be SO funny LMAOOOOO#anyway.#link & shadow#fsa#txt
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God I forgot how good Pokemon Sun and Moon were.
The like. background alolan sovereignty stuff and the frankly startlingly sensitive discussion of child abuse and the way they entertwine? Team Skull being kids failed by the system, and that social ill giving room for the Aether Foundation to sort of push its way in and establish a hold in Alola to "do good"? The fact that the stuff the Aether Foundation is doing is really good work from a certain perspective, but is also disruptive, controlling, and not in alignment with the Alolan way of doing things? Guzma being abused as a kid, and ending up pushed around and manipulated by Lusamine, an abuser herself, who knows how to push his buttons?
The whole subplot of looking for a champion, which probably would've been Kukui or Guzma if their own hero and rival story hadn't been shattered by the stuff that happened to them? Guy whose dad broke golf sticks over him develops a perfectionist obsessed with being strong enough that nobody can beat him again, and constantly proves to himself he's safe by throwing that strength around? The way their relationship starts to repair when those societal problems start to be addressed?
And then Gladion and Lillie. God. The way Gladion is the older child who figured out what was happening first and got out of there, went no contact, and had to do what he could to stay off the street. The way Lillie is just starting to figure out and unpack the things her mother taught her, and beginning to become braver and show more independence? How her fucking mother DRESSED HER UP AS THE NIHILEGO, and then her big moment is to put together her own trainer-like outfit, to start picking her own clothes?? The way Lusamine treats her pokemon with zero humanity but pretties up and preserves them horrifically for show, the way the Aether Foundation is engaging in torturous unethical experimentation, as metaphors for the way she abuses each of her children???
The ways in which Guzma, Gladion, and Lillie all bond with Pokemon that sort of symbolically resonate with the kinds of abuse they received and the way they learned to deal with it--Guzma picking bugs, traditionally the weakest type, and Wimpod who runs from everything--showing the kindness deep down in him, and the way he grew up to be strong. Gladion, whose pokemon was more overtly abused, and evolves through his care into Silvally who can take on any type the way Gladion is forced to learn how to adapt to being by himself, and then to being a member of the community? And Lillie with Nebby, who starts out weak and defenseless, helpless, imprisoned, and escapes despite that and gets by through relying on other people, until she learns to take care of herself--and her buddy evolves into the legendary that defends the Alola Region from alien threats like her mother????
fuck that game was good. it fit so well with the themes and aesthetics of pokemon. I really wish they'd make more like it.
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I had been wondering about this line from Sweet Dream for awhile now.
"My father, my universe,
Take away the weak and small me."
It never seemed to really connect to anything. Belief never made any of our cast less helpless, let alone our original singer here, Sua.
But with the recent comic, I have thoughts on this.
Mizi doesn't see Sua as beneath her innately, is the thing. Sua is an equal - equal anatomy, equal heat, equal passion. She's even dressed in the outfit Mizi would later wear for Round 1.
But the dress fits more loosely on Sua than it does Mizi. Sua is also, quite literally, beneath her. Mizi knows she could "crush" her. Because of the way they have been taught "love", there is this interesting juxtaposition in the way they see each other and the way they act.
Sua is complacent - micromanaged and constantly nitpicked for the slightest things she does out of line. She doesn't put up any resistance, because there's no point. Sua is Mizi's protector, but it's because Mizi is Sua's only form of comfort. Protecting Mizi protects her sanctuary. Sua can feel genuinely grateful that Mizi doesn't get dragged around like her, while still feeling somewhat resentful. Sua finds strength in devoting herself to Mizi.
Mizi is bitterly aware of her own helplessness. If she is "cute" or "pretty" or "adorable", it just means that people can do whatever they want to her. It's not even out of malice! They love her! They don't even notice they've hurt her. Mizi reveres Sua for this reason, because Sua willingly makes the choice to let Mizi do whatever she wants to her. Sua is just like her, weak and made to do whatever others wish. Sua is her god above her, and the one beneath her that she can hurt if she so chooses. She doesn't want to hurt her; Mizi loves her, but that's what love is to her - to adore that which is cuter and more helpless than you. Because Sua surrenders to her, Mizi knows she is safe.
How can she not worship the one who has given her such a precious gift as control, as limited as it is?
They are the garden's two weakest creatures. Luka has no control beyond his claim of the stage, but Mizi will never even have that - she is too pretty, too adorable, too feminine. To be loved is to be hurt, to love another is to claim them. This is why she must love Sua more overpoweringly than Sua loves her. She sees her as a person, but loves her with the strongest expression she can muster, which is god. Her benevolent god, who grants her the freedom of control.
Luka can overpower the other contestants. Mizi can only overpower Sua, and only because Sua allows.
#i still think mizi thought they were legitimately well matched enough to get a tie in round 1 otherwise singing a duet makes no sense#but like always. sua makes herself lesser. a repeated pattern.#storyrambles#alnst#alien stage#alnst mizi#alnst sua#mizisua
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You can try to silence me, but you will not succeed.



#you can block me but you cannot change the reality that the US is a police state with nothing to be proud about right now#you all are the weakest snowflakes that cannot take an ounce of criticism#for people who claim to be so smart you're so afraid of the truth#for people who claim to be the pinnical of manliness you sure are weak
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