fisheyes-are-tasty
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fisheyes-are-tasty · 2 days ago
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curly!!
recently watched a playthrough of mouthwashing and OHHH MY GOD
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fisheyes-are-tasty · 6 days ago
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"you must be medusa because you make me rock hard" isn't actually a good pickup line depending on how much the person you're talking to knows because while the more modern interpretation of the story is that eye contact with medusa will turn you stone, in older versions she is described as so horrifically disgustingly ugly that looking at her face not only kills you but turns your entire body into solid granite
make sure who you're using this line on doesn't know greek mythology very well
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