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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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I hate posting stupid abstract shitposts in discord servers that have a few normies in them who always have to be like "what lol" in response. Like bad luck Brian getting his penis ripped off isn't for you it's for the girls
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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
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