#partner will not be angry

[tbob-enthusiast]

So, I did a Thing...

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What if the Axolotl had a pantheon?

I was playing around with my main AU and finally got around to designing Blarbador (yes, his name is super silly. I love him. I got it from Blood Chains, which is a REALLY great Billford fic if you're interested!). In my AU, he's here to make Ford's life hell! What a lovely fella.

Stanford was cursed by Blarbador to never be able to stay in a single dimension for longer than six years, as punishment for his and his partner's crimes (that being Bill, who died before Blarb could bring him to justice). As an immortal, his punishment is eternal, and as a human, his torment is never ending. Blarbador taunts him about it from time to time, but it's rare for him to appear "in person" again.

And yes, my Ford is a huge centipede! I love him!

[dingledraw]

Crowley was more upset than Aziraphale after the ordeal, so they both needed some comfort 🩷

[bixels]

The idea that uni protesters are "elitist ivy-league rich kids larping as revolutionaries" on Twitter and Reddit and even here is so fucking funny to me if you actually know anything about the student bodies at these unis. Take it from someone who's going to one of the biggest private unis in the US, 80% of the peers I know are either from the suburbs or an apartment somewhere in America, children of immigrants, or here on a student visa. I've heard about one-percenter students, but I've never met one in person. Like, don't get me wrong, the institution as a whole is still very privileged and white. I've talked with friends and classmates about feeling weird or dissonant being here and coming from such a different background. But in my art program, I see BIPOC, disabled, queer, lower-income students and faculty trying to deconstruct and tear that down and make space every day. So to take a cursory glance at a crowd of student protesters in coalitions that are led by BIPOC & 1st/2nd-gen immigrant students and HQ'd in ethnic housings and student organizations and say, "ah. children of the elite." Get real.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 14

Tim was the best thing to ever happen to Danny.

He didn't mean that just because how much of a sappy romantic he was to Tim, but because he literally saved him from his own mind.

Danny was never going to leave Amity Park so long as the portal was open.

The portal would always remain open between his parents practically treating it like thier third child and thier ability to simply make another if anything would have happened to that one. Not to mention the super creep named Vlad.

So Danny would have stayed in Amity forever, cleaning up after his parents and being miserable.

Or ya know. Until they managed to kill him.

But then Tim came into his life and fixed everything. He befriended Danny over nightime rooftop rendezvous and groaning at his dumb (read awesome) puns.

As they got closer Sam and Tucker seemed to get both anxious and angry. Were they jealous? What right did they have after the Gregor incident?! Its true that they'd both been to busy to hand out with Danny for the past few weeks, leaving Danny with only Tim to turn to for company.

Tim pointed out that they may feel threatened knowing someone else knows his secret and Danny couldn't help but agree.

Tim pointed out that Danny was going to be stuck here cleaning up after his parent the rest of his life if he didn't find a way to stop the portal. Danny had nearly broke down at that and admitted he didn't know what else to do, so Tim devised a plan with that big beautiful brain of his.

They created a machine that ran on ectoplasm and magic that could wipe information from both technology and the human brain. They could remove all traces of ghosts ever existing in this town and erase 20 years of knowledge and research from Vlad and the Fentons minds, but it would come at a cost as magic usually does.

They would have to forget Danny existed as well. Tim offered that they could run away together.

Danny decided that was okay. The only person he had left in this town who had cared about him was Jazz and she was better off without him there to get her hurt.

Tim also had a plan to strip Vlad of his powers as well as his knowledge, and Danny was looking forward to not having to deal with him anymore

It was the day after everything went down, Tim was driving the GAV while Danny flew in the Ops Centers Jet form. They had made sure to swipe everything they could from the labs as well as everything the thought they needed to travel to Tims home dimension.

Danny had promised to help Tim uncover the secrets of his past and who he really was and to do that they essentially planned to travel around the Earth being wandering criminals.

Between Tims intellect and Dannys powers they were undefeated and unnoticed. They stole whatever they wanted and did whatever they pleased, making sure no one had to get hurt unless there was no other options.

Of course they stole cash from bank vaults as well as whatever else was in there. They couldn't stop Phantom from entering since anti-meta tech didn't affect him and couldnt track Phantom due to him being whatever he was plus the collar Tim had helped Danny design that covered up his ecto-signature.

They lived like this for over a year, breaking in to abandoned places, having waterfights in large city waterfountains (and running when they heard police sirens), tagging some of the places they'd hit when they wanted to leave a message, long romantic walks at night, lots of laughter, going on dates to restaurants (they never dine & dash. Some places make the wait staff pay which is bull and they might want to return to that establishment at some point), that one time they stole a $900 wedding cake from a homophobic bakery owner, lots of Fake out-Make outs to avoid getting sent to jail, ect.

They were having the time of thier lives up until they stopped in a little 24 hour diner in Bludhaven. They were doing what they usually do, flirting and laughing until the waiter takes thier order, when a guy approached thier table. Tim and Danny exchanged worried looks before the guy held up his hands in mock surrender, "I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise, I'm Dick Grayson." The man held out his hand to Tim, who hesitated before shaking it, "Tim," he answered honestly.

Danny nudged him with his foot under the table.

The man smiled wide, "Like Tim Drake?"

Tim and Danny looked confused, "Like who?" Danny asked and Dicks smile faltered

[emry-stars-art]

Jellyfish, specifically JellyNeil has no concept of gender nor does it remotely care about its gender until a very specific series of events

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

[impish-ivy]

If you have ever unironically called Lucifer a “daddy dom” you do not understand his character.

[the-genius-az]

Azula (texting Zuko): Send a voicemail.

Zuko (replying to text): I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Azula: No, don't worry, listen to it later.

Later.

Zuko (press play):

Azula (voice message): THERE'S A FIRE-

Extra: (Sokka screaming in the background)

[panpuntastic]

Does it show that I love these two?

Because I love them.

[aspen-charminghearts]

The first time Red came over to the Charming’s home:

Chloe, entering the living room with tear stains on her shirt looking slightly angry: Anyone want to tell me why I found Red in the hall crying?

Ella, Charming, and Chad looking nervous: . . .

Chloe, agitated, scaring everyone: Well? Anyone have any explanations for me?

Charming: Well.. your mother complimented Red on-

Chloe, mood immediately switching to calm: That’d would explain it! Oh, my Red just overwhelmed- [Turns around and leaves the room continuing to talk to herself about how it all makes sense now, going back to find Red again]

Ella, Charming, and Chad: . . .

Chad: Well that was unusual-

Ella: Is it just me or was your sister sort of scaring me moments ago Chad? She looked upset.

Charming full well understanding what’s going on here, knowing Chloe inherited a Charming family trait: I think she was just being rather protective over her “friend”.

Ella and Chad, not understanding what this trait is as they don’t have it: ????

[crowleyaj]

thinking about how I went on eurovision tumblr in 2018, saw a lot of people outraged about israel not only winning and hosting the next one but also about being allowed to participate in the first place, went "wait what did they do" and proceeded to find out and start learning. meanwhile people now will watch footage and read news of actual genocide that no one committing it is denying and will still repeat israeli propaganda how it's all about defending from hamas and absolutely refuse to make any effort to learn anything. horrible

[gakoiart]

[ What a match!

I'm half-doomed. And you're semi-sweet. ]

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Hehe~ Guess the song! (This one is AkiRen coded? Not so sure. I'm reading what you think 👀)

• part 1 here!

[fujii-draws]

OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

[toukothetower]

Unexpected confession

[sapphichahn]

nothing hurts me more than watching a really good edit be immediately ruined bc the editor took an obviously, not up for interpretation queer song and put it over a straight pairing (as a ship)

i.e. sailor song with olivia benson and barba

[cheesycheesyches]

sometimes i wish allos could see the beauty of friendships just as much, because in the aspec community, it's so cool to see other people talk about friends and partners being on similar levels, and breaking down the relationship hierarchy, and just loving friends in general, whereas when my friend's partner comes in the room, i'm just another person sitting nearby

i love my friends so so much, and i know they care for me to some extent, it would be nice to be in the same level

[gernoffs]

my monks are all MORONS!!!!