#parry this you filthy casual.

[exomechanist-chujin]

I also download all the fnaf games the entire Mario catalog and narrator googled so many weapons that the royal guard might be knocking on your door

*+90 virus and a royal guard arrest warrant

[iluumey]

adaine's furious fists

[kalianos]

[goldensunset]

do you think after he got his legendary n actually went around unova completing the gyms really quick to be eligible for the pokémon league. or did he rock up to the badge check gates with a massive kill you dragon and like soft threaten the guys to let him through like ‘ay do you really think i care about waiting for your approval’. or do you think he just completely bypassed victory road entirely and flew all the way to the top

[anshares]

Sharing some sketches I did from our renheng server

what do you think this is?? what kind of AU is it, care to guess?

[chubbs-the-fish]

imagine Sokka holding Ghost like a gun.

[glowing-disciple]

A few days ago I picked up a book on the history of Chess from the library. Bit of a random topic, but I was curious.

Anyway here’s some unexpected and funny trivia:

There’s a Chess variant called Atomic Chess. It brings the simulated battle into the modern era by including planes and tanks among the pieces.

That’s not what makes it funny. The funny part comes from how it changes the rules around Promotion.

In normal chess, if you can get a Pawn to the far side of the board, you can replace it with any other type of piece. Most people choose Queens, for obvious reasons. But you can’t do that in Atomic Chess.

In Atomic Chess, a Pawn that reaches the far side of the board becomes an ATOMIC FREAKING BOMB.

Any pieces caught in the blast radius are “vaporized” and removed from the game. This includes the King, as checkmate doesn’t exist in Atomic Chess.

[vesemirsexual]

@blackberrywars two weeks into Lamberts stay at camp kaer morhen, he’s finally started to quiet down and everyone is like thank fuck

anyway in less than 12 hours from that point, vesemir and rennes come running after they hear panicked yelling, and baby lambert has (1) stolen a crossbow (2) is trying to get violent with it

[mangocoal]

This GIF still cracks me up. I don't get much use of it nowadays but it was fun to make and share when I first edited it together. I love green screening characters from different games together.

[astralflows]

playing mch in pvp be like: [marksman's spite you] nothing personal kid.

[corvidcrybaby]

are we in the Hellsing fandom ever gonna talk about Pip being a Quincy Morris stand-in or are we all on the same page there

[mysticcabinboy]

Welcome to genshin! Take your pick of Waifu/Husbando we got!

Fire batman

Phantom thief voicing a half demon

Gay Fox Researcher and Gay Wolf General

Straight Fox Researcher and Autistic Alchemist Homunculus

Lamb Lawyer

Quiet Goat whose thighs choked a large beast to death

Pirate Mommy who can PARRY THE GODS

Female Vergil Knockoff (And her gay dommy mommy Familiar)

Rock Dad(ex-god)

Pyromaniac(who is good with kids)

Russian spy(who is also good with kids)

Pyromaniac(who IS a kid)

R63 smol buddha

Her russian spy recently turned buddhist

smol capitalist genie

The best goddamn drink mixer in the world who hates alcohol(and also smol catgirl)

and of course

Witch who is exclusively used for mountain climbing

[sachyriel]

George W Bush's most loyal Secret Service agent

If someone throws their shoe at you, just. grab it. Put it in your bag. It's your shoe now. Hate is throwing a shoe at your enemy and expecting them to be shoeless or idk I'm not buddhist. You could just start running. They're not going to catch you, they'll either have to chase you one-shoed or take the time to remove the other shoe to chase you barefoot. They have one shoe and you have three. Use it as a planter or something. That's your trophy now.

[explodingice]

Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

Lend me your ear-ussy

If you feel like the next four years your life may be in danger might I recommend

Buying a gun

With this quick and easy lifehack you can turn any would be "your body my choice" motherfuckers into fertalizer

*legal disclaimer I'm not advocating for murder,just proactive self defense. Stay safe cuties ;3*

[shoresent]

ooc tags

[writing-prompt-s]

“Parry this you filthy casual.” You pull the trigger… and begin to panic as the Knight ACTUALLY parries the bullet.