explodingice
explodingice
CEO of Binkle Bois, LLC
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explodingice · 20 days ago
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if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way
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explodingice · 20 days ago
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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
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when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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explodingice · 24 days ago
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source
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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The cruelty of racist white men.
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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explodingice · 1 month ago
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