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rats are up 300%

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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!

guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i’m peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah. The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he’s peeing too. Yeah. Peeing so hard he’s screaming

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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oh ya I downloaded xiaohongshu/rednote please enjoy some of the fresh chinese memes I've collected from our international sisters

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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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Salt your stink, miss?

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Mayor Wolf