#parrward

[sixaus-meaa]

SIX THE MUSICAL - MODERN!AU: illustration

character sheet (queens)

(the characters are BASED ON the historical figures)

[feelterribleinc]

i rarely use tumblr but decided i will today because the autism is taking over so here are six the musical incorrect quotes, but the quotes were said by me or my friends:3

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Jane, to Anna: Yeah you could be a wrestler... against a hamster, maybe.

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Jane: *flips over Anne's water bottle*

Anne: what the flip!

Jane: Literally!

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Kat: Yeah, Anne! Stop distracting Anne!

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Anne, coughing during class:

Cathy: Anne, quit dying and do your work.

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Anne: I think I have dyslexia but like with talking.

Cathy: No, that's just autism.

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(Cathy teaching Kat how to play Defusal on Roblox)

Cathy: How much time do we have left?

Kat: Not enough.

[EXPLOSION]

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Anne: Purity.

Lina: That's not a verb, Anne.

Anne: Yes it is. It's a noun.

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Kat: Whats you guys's favorite letter?

Anne: 7!

Kat: I said letter not color, stupid.

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Cathy: I like the number P!

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Cathy: Beer tastes awful.

Anne: No it doesn't!

Cathy: Shut up, you watch fox news!

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Anne, whisper-yelling: I just killed somebody!!!

Lina: WHAT!? how???

Anne: It wasn't my fault-

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Anna, joking: Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm!

Kat, also joking: Nooo thats my bedtime!!!

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Anne: When does the school leave?

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(the group playing hangman)

Anne and Cathys sentence: Katherine's lesbian women shed

Kat and Cathys sentence, later: Whole liquid twink breasts

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Jane: Don't eat people, that's not nice.

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Kat: Anne is crazy about 8 ball

Lina: I think Anne is crazy in general.

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Cathy, seeing Anne sitting on the floor: Why is the thing on the floor?

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Anne: Dude, my dad was like "oooooh do you have a crush on him?" because I was talking about some guy on the lacrosse team that I thought was cool.

Cathy: Ah yes, Anne, famous for liking men!

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Kat: Anne, are your eyes dyslexic too?"

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

The Six Ships badly explained

Sorry for being so late to this @ink-does-stupid-stuff

Araleyn: “FUCK YOU!” “Come do it then ;)”

Aramour: Wait, you two AREN’T MARRIED!?

Aragon x Cleves (What’s their ship name??): The wine aunts are getting a little too drunk together…

Anne^2: FUCK!! THE FUCKERS ARE FUCKING!!

Parrmour: “GO TO SLEEP!” “Not unless you’re next to me…” “what” “what”

Clevemour: GET 👏 YOURSELVES 👏 TOGETHER 👏 (in both ways)

Katanna: Typical femme butch powercouple (JUST USE THEIR LAST NAMES-)

Parr x Cleves (Ship Name.exe not found): Gay mess x LESBIAN TOP™️

Parrward: Sex, trauma, and nerds

Parrl(e)yn: Impossible, indescribable woman loves to tease a woman who has to make everything make sense. Chaos ensues

Tell me if I missed any kk byeee <3333

[turtlele]

Two liners from the Generator

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Catalina : I’m gonna kill you.

Anne: Get in line!

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Cathy: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.


Kat: Cathy, NO!

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Cathy: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.


Catalina : Are you okay.

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Jane: Why are we friends?

Anne: Poor decisions on your part.

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Cathy: Tell me a little about yourself.


Kat: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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Kat: Can you keep a secret?


Catalina: Do you know anything about my life?


Kat: No, I don't. Good point.

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Anne: Can you keep a secret?


Kat: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

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Anna: Can we talk? One 10 to another?


Kat: I’m an 11, but continue.

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Catalina: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...


Anne: I just wanna fucking marry Cathy!!

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Jane: Anne isn't talking to me.


Catalina: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Catalina: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?


Cathy: The afterlife, I guess.

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Cathy: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.


Anne: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Cathy: I want a bf.


Anne: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Jane: Ew. What kind of tea is this?


Anne: I boiled gatorade.

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Kat: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?


Cathy: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

[oddsapphic]

Kitty : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know about!

Cathy *incredibly sleep deprived* : The mouth of a jellyfish is also its anus.

Kitty *quickly shushing her* : Stop.

[uhhhh-em-draws-stuff]

Two queens in a king sized bed by girl in red and history hates lovers by Oublaire unironically fits every six the musical ship and I love it.

[notso-daily-six-writing]

*Lina and Anne, helping Cathy with her love life *

Cathy: but what if she doesn’t like me

Lina : oh please, even Anne knows kat likes you back. She’s a dumbass, but she’s not an idiot.

Anne: Yeah I'm a dumbass but I'm not an idiot.

Anne: wait-

[kiarcheo]

Cathy, texting Kat while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.

Kat: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this?

Cathy: 10, get me out of here.

Kat: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.

[theglareyousee]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Six - Marlow/Moss Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Catherine Howard Queen of England/Catherine Parr Queen of England Characters: Catherine Howard Queen of England, Catherine Parr Queen of England Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Theatre, lighting designers, First Kiss, theatre tech crew rise upppp, Longing, something something the intimacy of being together in a spot of light amidst a sea of darkness Summary:

“You should eat something,” Kit whispered, as she wrapped an arm around Cathy’s shoulders. She grunted in response and leaned further, almost sending the younger woman toppling off to the side. “I didn't just spend twenty dollars on pizza just for you to stand here.”

Cathy laughed tiredly, moved her bag off the only other seat in the booth, and gestured for Kit to sit down.

“Thanks for coming down here,” Cathy said, opening the box and practically drooling over the smell of freshly baked pizza. “I was mostly joking when I asked you to bring me food.”

or

Cathy's working on some lights and Kit drops by for a visit.

[sixaus-meaa]

Six The Musical as Messages pt18

[lottienatqueensofhell]

Sydney Parra saying Parr is queer coded makes my heart so happy!!!

[turtlele]

Cathy: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Kitty: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[notso-daily-six-writing]

The queens looking through old pictures

Jane: look at this one, pretty sure it from your (Kat & Cathy) first date

Anne: Kat looked so cuteee

Kat : aww, thank you

Anna: yeah, meanwhile Cathy looked like a crack kid with a stick of dynamite shoved up her ass.

Cathy: what’s that supposed to mean ?!

[kiarcheo]

Kat: Just once in my life I want to get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first.

Cathy: What are the extra two?

Kat: Denial 2 and astral projection.

[sixaus-meaa]

My theory is they would either not take each other's last name or Cathy becomes Catherine Parr-Howard and Kat becomes Katherine Howard-Parr

I don’t really ship anything from Six but I find Parrward so hilarious because it’s like Catherine x Katherine. If they got married there would be Katherine and Catherine Howard or Catherine and Katherine Parr. Imagine everyone that doesn’t know them well getting confused at who’s who because their names are almost the same. (Same with Clevelyn or whatever the ship name is if you’re using Anne for Cleves instead of Anna)

[theglareyousee]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Six - Marlow/Moss Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Anne Boleyn/Catherine of Aragon, Anne of Cleves/Jane Seymour Queen of England, Katherine Howard/Catherine Parr Characters: Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour Queen of England, Anne of Cleves, Katherine Howard, Catherine Parr Additional Tags: Crack, Pure and utter crack, Shenanigans, power washing au, Dick Jokes, terrible pick-up lines, What is this??, The Author Regrets Nothing, Kinda, no beta we die like men, araleyn get a room Summary:

Catalina: love language = sniping anne with water Anne: constantly gets blamed for everything, responsible for maybe 80% Jane: power-washing philosopher Anna: dick pics for dayz Kit: wanna-be parkour artist Cathy: secret prankster

or

A power washing au