#parker river

[viintagefairy]

I’m a simple girl, I watch tv and become hyperfixated on the characters and the actors that play them

[leverage-ot3]

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: That black bag has been there for 4 hours

Tony: What?

Peter: That bag's been there for 4 hours now

Tony: ...so move it

Peter: But it's a suspicious unattended bag

Tony: Most bags are

Peter: What if it's a bomb?

Tony: How would a bomb get past my security?

Peter: I got past your security

Tony: I have Friday ignore the crazy crap you're bringing into my building

Peter: I mean last night when I went on patrol and didn't tell you then came back at 2am

Tony: ...

Peter: DAMN IT

[remindertoclick]

Here's your daily reminder to Click for Palestine!!!

Thank you!!! 💕

[kdval]

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

› Faces of Night City [5/?]

Special thanks to my beautiful friend @imaginarycyberpunk2023 for trusting me her babies - Macha and Vinnie!

Quotes from "For whom the bell tolls", Ernest Hemingway. Quote for Macha from "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues", Tom Robbins. Quote for Vinnie from "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul", Douglas Adams.

[theriu]

Thinking about how every story where some guy travels across dimensions involves him meeting a bunch of himself with different unique traits, and then one of them is just “you but a girl.” And you know what, it would be frankly hilarious to me if there was a story where dude goes to other dimensions and every alternate version of him is a woman. Surprise, he is the token guy variant of a usually-female character. :D

[hawkogurl]

Harry: I’m sorry Peter but the spirit of my father won’t leave me alone until you’re dead

Peter: have you been remembering to take your medication?

Harry:

Harry: I’ll be right back

[winterinhimring]

I had to figure out comparative Raimi-verse and Webb-verse character strength for a fic once and found out that this scene:

has absolutely bonkers implications (and is also physically impossible).

For reference, the thing that's attached to the other end of that cable he's holding is a pre-2010 Roosevelt Tramway car. It weighs 18,300 pounds, or 9.16 tons, when empty, and it is currently loaded (though I'll be ignoring the weight of the passengers in this post for the sake of easier math). That is an absolutely insane amount of weight to hold one-handed, and he's not bracing or shifting his weight to counter it at all.

This means that Norman is much, much stronger than the 800% increase in strength promised by the performance enhancers. I don't know exactly how the ratios translate, but if Norman can hold 9 tons without effort in one hand, he can probably bench press two or three times that. Eight times the current unequipped bench press record is 6,256 pounds, or 3.12 tons, roughly a third of the weight he is currently supporting. And Peter is capable of beating Norman hand-to-hand, which requires a rough parity in strength. Therefore, Peter is also absolutely insanely strong. They're both closer to Thor's weight class than to Captain America's.

So much for the overanalysis of what this single shot means for Norman and Peter's abilities. Here's where we get to what makes the scene impossible: weight ratios. Norman is not sticky, like Peter. He does not have foot clamps on the bridge like he does on his glider. There is no physical way that a 180-190 pound dude, however inhumanly strong, can hold that much weight without skidding right off of the bridge into freefall. By all rights, this should not be a shot of the Green Goblin standing menacingly over Peter Parker, it should be a shot of a green blur getting yanked off the side of the Queensboro Bridge by the force generated by 9.15 tons of falling metal, and that absolutely cracks me up laughing.

[viintagefairy]

Every time one of my fictional boyfriend’s appear on the tv I can’t help but sigh and gaze at them dreamily

[wildwheatfields]

Realizing I already got series 2 lined up

Can you tell I love character design

[fakemonalisa28]

Part 2 of Rainbow High with natural haircolor

Part 1

[hold-him-down]

here is a snippet from hold him down part 2, which i recall was supposed to be finished and posted like three months ago:

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“The results of the STI test came back clear, but the injuries the doctor noted when he examined you are consistent with abuse.” 

She flips through his file, and Leo whispers a soft, “I’m sorry,” before she continues.

“Coupled with the bruising on your wrists and neck, I’d be remiss not to file a preliminary complaint to the board to review your case.”

She might be new here, then.

“We’re not filing anything,” Handler Grey says, and Leo nods. If they file a complaint, Parker will be called, and he almost definitely will not give Leo another chance.

“He didn’t hurt me,” Leo says, his voice soft even to his own ears. “Sometimes things got a little bit rough, but it was– I wanted… I want it. I want it to be that way.” The words fade into nothing, and he doesn’t know if he has anyone convinced, least of all himself. Handler Grey chokes out a breath that could be a laugh or a scoff, and the social worker is once more studying Leo’s face.

“Noted,” she says, and writes something down.

[flowgeeksout]

Peter: He is just flirty like that!

MJ: uhuh

Peter: Come on, Ned you know it right?

Ned: Bro, he flirts with you in a real way

Peter: Ugh he would flirt with a door! It is no different than anyone else.

MJ and Ned know damn well that he tries to get Peter's attention in any way he can: Sure

[theriu]

You gotta wonder if any bad guys have kidnapped Peter Parker, Only Guy Known To Get Good Spiderman Pics, assuming that he must be friends with Spiderman and can contact him to come rescue him(self). Imagine the embarrassment and awkwardness of the situation. Peter probably having to call Ned or whoever his in-universe friend-in-the-know is and pretend to be talking to Spiderman while said friend is like ????? Waiting for the bad guys to leave him alone long enough to snap the ropes with his spidey strength and then stage the room to appear like Spiderman snuck him out. What if he's in the middle of writing a snarky note when the bad guys come back in and he's hiding in a shadowy corner on the ceiling sweating and praying they obey the axiom that people searching for things usually forget to look up. This has such potential for a hilarious comedy of errors.

[parasiticstars]

Hey uhm hot take that shouldn’t be hot:

Traumatizing yourself does not count as awareness for a cause.

Yes, don’t ignore it, but don’t doomscroll and purposely go out of your way to look at literal massacred children or self immolation or other carnage and what-have-you, then do nothing about it except reshare it and gush about how it gave you panic attacks and nightmares for the next week.

You’re not helping. You’re turning a fucking genocide into shock content to fuel your white savior complex.

It could’ve happened to YOU had you been born in the wrong place at the wrong time, too.

Have some respect.