#but it makes me laugh

[absolutechaosss]

Yeah having to fight Zagreus would be funny as fuck but hear me out what if you have to do the mortifying ordeal of accepting a boon from him. The divine equivalent of having to ask your older sibling for their car

[thebluestlemonade]

can u guys tell I’m excited for step 2………

[winterinhimring]

I had to figure out comparative Raimi-verse and Webb-verse character strength for a fic once and found out that this scene:

has absolutely bonkers implications (and is also physically impossible).

For reference, the thing that's attached to the other end of that cable he's holding is a pre-2010 Roosevelt Tramway car. It weighs 18,300 pounds, or 9.16 tons, when empty, and it is currently loaded (though I'll be ignoring the weight of the passengers in this post for the sake of easier math). That is an absolutely insane amount of weight to hold one-handed, and he's not bracing or shifting his weight to counter it at all.

This means that Norman is much, much stronger than the 800% increase in strength promised by the performance enhancers. I don't know exactly how the ratios translate, but if Norman can hold 9 tons without effort in one hand, he can probably bench press two or three times that. Eight times the current unequipped bench press record is 6,256 pounds, or 3.12 tons, roughly a third of the weight he is currently supporting. And Peter is capable of beating Norman hand-to-hand, which requires a rough parity in strength. Therefore, Peter is also absolutely insanely strong. They're both closer to Thor's weight class than to Captain America's.

So much for the overanalysis of what this single shot means for Norman and Peter's abilities. Here's where we get to what makes the scene impossible: weight ratios. Norman is not sticky, like Peter. He does not have foot clamps on the bridge like he does on his glider. There is no physical way that a 180-190 pound dude, however inhumanly strong, can hold that much weight without skidding right off of the bridge into freefall. By all rights, this should not be a shot of the Green Goblin standing menacingly over Peter Parker, it should be a shot of a green blur getting yanked off the side of the Queensboro Bridge by the force generated by 9.15 tons of falling metal, and that absolutely cracks me up laughing.

[rinshairandthoughts]

I decided I needed to draw the first picture from This Set....because obviously.

[stickypiecolordiplomat]

Tané: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

Ead: Why’d you get banned?

Tané: Touched the rat

Ead: ...What rat?

Tané: Chunky cheese

[nuviwixx]

Hear me out for a second....

This ship is the most stupidly pointless yet hilarious thing that happened to me today

I don't ship them seriously... it's just stupidity

[impossibleprincess35]

My favorite thing to do when I'm watching "The Acolyte" is whisper "violation" after anyone says Osha's name.

[verychaosthing]

I was inspired by @8um8ble8ee :3

Cone Sun shirts here, the epitome of fashion these days. Get a shirt while you can, we have tons of different colors and sizes🙌

Available until Kandi finds out

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Oikawa + textposts pt. 3

[kinda-ok]

One of my favourite Hawaii five 0 scenes is when Kamekona is in Danny’s ear to buy the helicopter and Danny has to “ask about the rodah” and the salesman is like “…you mean the rotor?”

[chronicowboy]

fisting tattoo??

it's so stupid but when i first started watching 911 i told one of my friends about it and they were like oh so it actually is a gay firefighter show. and i was like yeah there are lesbians? and then they were like but that guy's got a fisting tattoo 😭

[kingsofeverything]

[stra-tek]

Starfleet Academy through the years

2358

Amazing. Look at them. The future of Starfleet

2404

Attendance has dropped somewhat. Perhaps after the Borg invasions and Dominion War, people are a little less inclined to sign up. Or maybe this is what happens after the psych test from "Coming of Age" becomes standard

3189

They re-opened the academy after a hundred years, dragged the President of Space herself in to give a speech and the first class is made up of... 18 cadets.

[empresskadia]

This is so stupid and it makes me so happy. This is all I imagine for the 100% of Linda’s Gentle Touches chapter. They went on a smoothie date :)

[hereslookingatyousquid]

Hello this is my first meme and just so ya kno. It killed in the GC

[gorillaxyz]

i have a really funny draft to post on a secret side blog some time after i turn 18