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in the age of remote work we should all be visiting friends like they did in jane austen times. is it raining? stay overnight, you'll catch a chill. coming for a visit? why not stay for a couple months, until the roads...get better?

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have you seen this post

https://www.tumblr.com/transmutationisms/735311396152180736/all-kinds-of-shit-going-down-in-the-cottage-cheese

they’re your tags from like a year ago lol

my biggest accomplishment hasta la fecha 🫡

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Vivi: I need relationship advice

Cardan: Just because I'm with Jude doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Cardan: I dare you-

Vivi: Jude is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Cardan: Why not?

Jude: I have no regard for my own or others personal safety, as some would say.

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finished reading Our Wives Under the Sea and reread the ending three times as if somehow it could change.. sign of a true tragedy

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Harrow: One more week of being stuck here with Gideon and you will definitely find a dead body. Gideon: Yes, because one more week with Harrow and I will definitely kill myself.

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Connor: How did Max react when he found out you were dating Celia

Evelyn: Max was cool with it

Connor:

Evelyn: He threw a rock at me

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People love to attack Celia for her biphobia but are so quick to forget Harry's racism at the beginning of the book. Both of them learned for the better as the story went on but y'all love to hate on women

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TV Girl: Who's gonna pay attention to the redheads of the world? Evelyn: -aggressively puts her hand up-

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Harrow: Thanks mom

Harrow: What, why is everyone staring at me

Ortus: You just called Abigail mom

Harrow: What? No I didn't

Abigail: Harrow, do you see me as a mother figure?

Harrow: No.. if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me

Magnus: Hey, show your mother some respect

Harrow: I DIDN'T CALL HER MOM

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Ashok: How many kids do you have?

Bhumika: Biologically? Emotionally? Or legally?

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Sabran: It costs $400 dollars to see a therapist. However, it costs only $0 to just tell myself 'it be like that sometimes' Ead: Sabran! No, that's not - Tané, taking notes: No, let her finish.

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Evelyn: Can you do me a favour? Celia: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to. Evelyn: okay... so can you do the dishes? Celia: No.

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Evelyn: Hey, if I ask you a boy question, do you promise not to be weird?

Celia: I promise.

Evelyn: So there’s this guy—

Celia: You can do better.

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Tané: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

Ead: Why’d you get banned?

Tané: Touched the rat

Ead: ...What rat?

Tané: Chunky cheese

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There was some kind of enemies to lovers sub-plot going on between Camilla and Judy Poovey and there’s nothing you can say that would change my mind