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the rapture of marge simpson

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get unemployed & fag out

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dr chase: "haus we need to cure this patient,"

the house on ashtree lane: *infinite unknowable shift that's both silent and eardrumshatteringly loud, inside your bones and an ocean away, divine and damned, loving and indifferent, miraculous and mundane, a labrynth and a hallway*

dr chase: "crickey the haus is god'

wilson: i too am bearing witness to changes beyond comprehension

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imagine the abbott guys go to paddy’s and janine catches mac staring at dennis and, with good intentions, goes up to him like:

“so what’s going on between you and him?”

and mac, resigned, is like

“nothing, never gonna happen. i’ve kinda given up on it actually.”

and janine’s like

“oh, no! don’t give up, you never know! i mean, it took me and my boyfriend [stares directly into camera] a long time to get together, but when we finally did it was totally worth the wait!”

and mac - old hope brewing behind his eyes - is like

“really, how long did yours take?”

and janine sighs and says

“oh my god forever 🙄, like four years 🥰✨!”

and the beer bottle in mac’s hand smashes into a thousand pieces killing them both instantly

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Thanks for the tag :3

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

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also this might be an unpopular opinion, but i think MOST people are actually completely able to "consume" a piece of a media without anaylzing it through a shipping lense, but i just think they than aren't likely to be posting that analysis on archiveofourown. i think for the most people what's happening is that people are like. going on fandom websites and communities and getting really annoyed they're seeing too much yaoi or whatever, and it's like there's alot of fast food at mcdonalds too, i'm sure the people eating there don't have anything else going on in there lives either

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where’s that image. you know the one

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save me season 17 save me

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i can’t draw andrey stamatin without roughing him up, nor would i want to

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i cannot stand the “let men be friends” thing anymore. no it’s gay now. really gay. Sorry

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I don’t know how many of you listened to the new doctor who short story from big finish (war stories, the Paul spragg 2024 winner) but I was driving while listening to it and there’s a part where bill potts sees the 9th doctor and says he looks like a lesbian she had a crush on, and I laughed so hard I almost crashed.

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There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment

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Anita Bryant died, and I haven't seen any fucking crabs! I WILL FIX THIS

rest in pie

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if a vampire really, really, REALLY wanted to devour me, then… well……….

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Ding Dong That fucking Bitch is dead

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