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Transgender frog gets hop surgery

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We could replace the US senate with a racist pool noodle and nobody would notice

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has this been done before

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woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

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The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit of New Joisee

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Idk if 4chan is actually dead but this is the only thing good that ever came from that site anyways.

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

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thinking about that gambling addict who made the most sophisticated bomb the fbi had come across (at the time) and put it in a casino as revenge and the fbi couldn't disarm it so they had to evacuate the area

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The left hand doesn’t know what the right’s up to. And the right doesn’t know the left’s secrets.

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i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design

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he’s disgusting, he’s repulsive, (I’d fuck him) he’s nasty, he’s not allowed within 20 feet of my property

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he’s disgusting, he’s repulsive, (I’d fuck him) he’s nasty, he’s not allowed within 20 feet of my property

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Another post by @flowerbloom-arts made me think of this comic strip

But as Marge and Helen

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I added this photo because I thought it was silly. I now have mixed feelings about Helen.

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the Ice War on Europa...

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the comments on Glenn’s birthday post to Rob 😭

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Are you sure that a real panacea even exists?

-Daniil Dankovsky in the Bachelor Route from Pathologic Classic HD